This is why I need Manism. . Why is it cool tor girls to complain about their big boobs but not tor guys to complain about their big clicks? Like - Comment- Sha Dicks
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This is why I need Manism

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Why is it cool tor girls to complain about their big boobs but not tor guys to
complain about their big clicks?
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My thighs always hurt (2) I chats. People see my raging
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I S we big dicks do we back bro blams
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They do airwomen..
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I: but thats not something for a guy to complain about the girl
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#1 - withstrangeraeons (06/19/2014) [-]
Complaining isn't cool, you just gotta take the dicks and tits God gave you.
#27 to #1 - marikthegunslinger (06/19/2014) [-]
I read that in his voice and added some "Dang-ol"s and "Man"s to it.
User avatar #51 to #1 - deadmansdope (06/19/2014) [-]
Dang man, tell ya what, man, talkin' about ol' complaining isn't cool, man, you just gotta take the dicks and tits God gave... you... man.
User avatar #8 to #1 - pvtgoblin (06/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, women have to take both, though.
User avatar #4 to #1 - scant (06/19/2014) [-]
You gotta play with the hand you're dealt, but that doesn't mean you can't bluff like a ************ .
#10 - spycheckingpyro (06/19/2014) [-]
>be well hung white guy
>urinals without barriers are awkward as **** when dudes look down
>toilet seats that aren't elongated
> ******** and my balls touch the water
>too obvious to hide a boner
>tighter jeans/spandex boxers hurt
>no chick ever wants to do anal
>no one believes you
-and worst of all-
>you can't ever use it as a pick up line without sounding like a creep.
>the ones that do find out only want sex. the ones i want a relationship with assume i'll sleep around


but hey. at least i'll never have to own a sports car to overcompensate
User avatar #14 to #10 - forfucksakes (06/19/2014) [-]
I agree with almost all of that especially with jeans cause you can see it far too well even flaccid. Also not balls touching water when ******** but dick so I create a toilet paper carrier and just lay my penis over the seat.
User avatar #32 to #10 - huffe ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
so what you're saying is, you don't even need to drop a big one to clean your nuts?
#33 to #10 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
this was so hilarously accurate
User avatar #34 to #10 - turbodoosh ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
******* toilet seats that aren't elongated nor have that cutout in the middle... this is my biggest complaint. That and toilet water that is too high
User avatar #56 to #10 - Lautart (06/19/2014) [-]
I am honestly amazed at the fact that your balls touch the toilet water... Not flabbergasted, but wow.
#57 to #10 - daemascus (06/19/2014) [-]
my tip touches the water but my balls? nah man you gotta be a special kind of old to sag that low
#59 to #10 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
Wait, what do guys do with their junk when they sit on the toilet? Do they tuck it in or let it just yano...rest there?
#69 to #10 - mysweetestpoison (06/19/2014) [-]
i feel you bro.

especially the last points are bad as **** ... no anal :/
#21 to #10 - mckinkymcormic (06/19/2014) [-]
pics or didnt hapen
User avatar #46 to #10 - ieatbengay (06/19/2014) [-]
what the **** , your balls would have to hand about 30cm down where im from
#12 to #10 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
Show me your dick! No homo.
#54 to #12 - popnotes (06/19/2014) [-]
C'mon spycheckingpyro, we're waiting.
C'mon spycheckingpyro, we're waiting.
#23 to #10 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
Your balls touch the water? Man that is nasty.
#15 to #10 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
your....balls touch the water?
User avatar #18 to #15 - usafdirtboyz (06/19/2014) [-]
It really sucks when your balls hit the water in a port a potty
#20 to #18 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
How ******* low do your balls hang....?
#47 to #20 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
My balls hang low
They wobble to and fro
I can tie them in a knot
I can tie them in a bow
I can throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier
MUH BALLS
HANG
LOOOOOOOW

seriously though, trying to sit down and take a **** and your nuts are just dunked in cold toilet water, and you gotta piss WHILE taking a **** , so goddamn unpleasant
User avatar #48 to #47 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Jesus dude, when I sit down to **** there's about 20cm between my balls and the water. How ******* low do your balls hang??
#3 - canyou (06/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 to #3 - thedungeonmaster ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
That would actually suck though. You could never have good sex with anyone unless they're a porn star who is used to taking foot long dongs balls deep.
#63 to #25 - jacksipian (06/19/2014) [-]
dungeon master, we should play a game.
User avatar #5 - endface ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Large penises also limit available sex positions. Hitting someones cervix is not as pleasant as hentai makes it seem.
#6 to #5 - slackerbro (06/19/2014) [-]
Yes! Finally someone understands.
User avatar #52 to #5 - swagasauruss ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Then someone is doing it wrong, I know with my wife If I get to it just right she loves it. but its not like SLAMMING it...
User avatar #109 to #52 - endface ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Women have different depths just as men have different lengths, friend.
#74 to #5 - mysweetestpoison (06/19/2014) [-]
well.. depends. you dont have to go balls deep (durr) all the time.   
   
still, some sex positions really depend on what a girl can handle.. literally.   
but i'd say a small penis limits sex positions waaaaaay more.   
i'd imagine that i probably would just slip out all the time and after like 10 times doing this i sit in a corner and cry
well.. depends. you dont have to go balls deep (durr) all the time.

still, some sex positions really depend on what a girl can handle.. literally.
but i'd say a small penis limits sex positions waaaaaay more.
i'd imagine that i probably would just slip out all the time and after like 10 times doing this i sit in a corner and cry
#19 to #5 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
having a 2 inch dick doesnt help much either
User avatar #99 to #19 - payseht ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
that's not what yo momma said last night!

get it? cause I'm making a yo momma joke but in fact insult myself unknowingly implying I have a 2 inch dick? Ha? I feel I need to explain some of this **** since it's summer...
#37 - bitchplzzz (06/19/2014) [-]
**** that guy! "aaaayy lmao" is a term you use when you talk about aliens

#82 - kaarvaag (06/19/2014) [-]
You just 			*******		 know yellowsquare-dude in the bottom just has small tits or a small cock
You just ******* know yellowsquare-dude in the bottom just has small tits or a small cock
User avatar #88 to #82 - mspaintpro ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
It's true haha
#75 - memeinmycoffee (06/19/2014) [-]
Slightly above-average size with a commanding erection is just the best.
User avatar #29 - mendelevium (06/19/2014) [-]
because its not socially acceptable to see a guys dick.
I think we need to have the equivalent of cleavage for our dicks.
User avatar #30 to #29 - huffe ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
we do, and it's called a bulge
User avatar #38 to #30 - mendelevium (06/19/2014) [-]
Ya, if you have a "bulge" its either just your pants or your doing something wrong,
I have mine hug my right leg, I'm 6'4 and tall people are pretty hung, and bulges arnt a thing, unless you really wana be horribly uncomfortable.
User avatar #39 to #38 - huffe ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
well, cleavage is also the fault of clothes...
User avatar #40 to #39 - mendelevium (06/19/2014) [-]
Not really, its showing off partially the body, so I guess kinda ya,
I meant something like a little window for just the side of my dick or something.
little dick cleavage, ya know? Or a window just for my balls and taint.
User avatar #42 to #40 - huffe ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
that sounds sexy as hell. remember not to shave
User avatar #43 to #42 - mendelevium (06/19/2014) [-]
Thats the goal buddy, I'll make those pants right now, ill make them short shorts.
And then ill put em on and go to my local elementary school to pitch the idea,
I'm 6'4 and fairly manly with my hairy legs, so the intimidation factor helps with presentation.
#7 - MrShaggy (06/19/2014) [-]
Does he just have a little dick or do gay people dislike big meaty cocks?

#97 to #7 - pridefulmatthew (06/19/2014) [-]
As a gay I ******* love big meaty cock!
User avatar #44 to #7 - kbpilottl (06/19/2014) [-]
I've heard that its because its a pain in the ass
User avatar #16 - fuzzyballs (06/19/2014) [-]
look at all those comments complaining about having a big dick
yer all filthy liars
User avatar #9 - Darianvincent (06/19/2014) [-]
If it makes any of you feel better your penis is probably larger than a gorillas. Because the average for a gorillas is about one inch.
#28 to #9 - ryles (06/19/2014) [-]
that could explain why they are always pissed :|
that could explain why they are always pissed :|
User avatar #24 - xxemilyxx (06/19/2014) [-]
one of my ex boyfriends a few years ago used to give me cramps whenever we had sex
User avatar #31 to #24 - huffe ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
#11 - whoisnobody (06/19/2014) [-]
**whoisnobody rolled image**
User avatar #36 to #11 - turbodoosh ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Those all look like horrible ways to get a handjob
User avatar #49 to #36 - playercz (06/19/2014) [-]
12
User avatar #50 to #49 - turbodoosh ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
if you're 12cm wide
#55 - venomousvalentine (06/19/2014) [-]
High water toilet?   
Guess what, your dick is going for a swim.   
   
Wanna go swimming?   
Well you best find a shirt, or pull your shorts up super 			*******		 high or else your tip be stickin out son.
High water toilet?
Guess what, your dick is going for a swim.

Wanna go swimming?
Well you best find a shirt, or pull your shorts up super ******* high or else your tip be stickin out son.
User avatar #60 - sovietsamurai (06/19/2014) [-]
Actually I have many complaints about my size, but I never really talk about it ...

can't hide boners, can't wear tight clothes, toilets are usually too short, and my balls constantly dip in the nasty ******* **** water, then there's always that curious asshole that stares when I try to take a ******* piss

14.6inches long with 4/5inch girth

no pics, because **** you damn perverts
#61 to #60 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
14.6
*stifling laughter*
User avatar #62 to #61 - sovietsamurai (06/19/2014) [-]
The hell is so funny?
User avatar #66 to #62 - memeinmycoffee (06/19/2014) [-]
If that were true you'd have the world record, therefore something tells me that's not true.
User avatar #67 to #66 - sovietsamurai (06/19/2014) [-]
World record for that **** ?

how the **** do I submit?
User avatar #68 to #67 - memeinmycoffee (06/19/2014) [-]
Post it on FunnyJunk next to an accurate measurement stick and we'll tell you.
User avatar #70 to #68 - sovietsamurai (06/19/2014) [-]
I ain't posting ****
User avatar #73 to #70 - memeinmycoffee (06/19/2014) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen so stop lying.
#78 to #73 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
OOOOOOOHHH!   
AN ARGUMENT.   
DIS GON B GUD.
OOOOOOOHHH!
AN ARGUMENT.
DIS GON B GUD.
User avatar #76 to #73 - sovietsamurai (06/19/2014) [-]
I like my privacy thank you very much

What would I have to gain if by lie on the internet?
#93 to #76 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
You like your lies too, apparently.
User avatar #77 to #76 - memeinmycoffee (06/19/2014) [-]
We don't care about your privacy, Jeff.

Show us your dick or get out.
User avatar #80 to #77 - sovietsamurai (06/19/2014) [-]
Guess I'll get out then ...
User avatar #81 to #80 - memeinmycoffee (06/19/2014) [-]
Damn right, horsecock boy.
User avatar #86 to #81 - icefried (06/19/2014) [-]
You're the official dick inspector of FJ now.

It's a tough job. A gay job. But someone has to do it..
User avatar #83 to #81 - sovietsamurai (06/19/2014) [-]
I'll send you a link as soon as it's uploaded

please be a woman
User avatar #84 to #83 - memeinmycoffee (06/19/2014) [-]
Not a chance. There are no women on the internet.

You're about to send a dude a picture of your dick. You better get a measuring stick out.
User avatar #85 to #84 - sovietsamurai (06/19/2014) [-]
You're a man?

Seriously?

Please don't be ******* with me ...
User avatar #89 to #85 - memeinmycoffee (06/19/2014) [-]
I am girl, but they say there are no girls on the internet. Whatever though.
User avatar #90 to #89 - sovietsamurai (06/19/2014) [-]
If I show you the dick, how about a nice topless pic of yourself in return eh?
#94 to #90 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
OOOOOH, THIS JUST GOT EVEN MORE INTERESTING.
OOOOOH, THIS JUST GOT EVEN MORE INTERESTING.
User avatar #91 to #90 - memeinmycoffee (06/19/2014) [-]
Fair enough, since we're being anonymous.
User avatar #92 to #91 - sovietsamurai (06/19/2014) [-]
Good,

I am uploading as we speak
User avatar #96 to #92 - memeinmycoffee (06/19/2014) [-]
into the inbox if it fits
#106 to #96 - disies (06/19/2014) [-]
Sooo?
#100 to #96 - icefried (06/19/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #108 to #96 - memeinmycoffee (06/19/2014) [-]
He didn't send anything to me, I don't know what his deal is.
#107 to #96 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
Hey...
THEY ******* DITCHED US!
#65 to #62 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
*chuckles with hand cupped over mouth*
#101 to #60 - comradewinter (06/19/2014) [-]
It's easy to mix inches and cm, I know.
#79 to #60 - riayl ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon   
   
Largest penis is the world, at 13.5 inches.   
   
Literally took me five seconds.   
   
Eat 			****		.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

Largest penis is the world, at 13.5 inches.

Literally took me five seconds.

Eat **** .
#71 to #60 - icefried (06/19/2014) [-]
14.6 inches, huh?
#72 to #71 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
Can you smell the ******** , too?
User avatar #104 - notnewaccount (06/19/2014) [-]
I actually have a complaint about my enormous dick.

That it is a lie... You need to login to view this link
User avatar #102 - payseht ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
extremely average sized cock masterrace
though it's awfully terrifying to hear her say "deeper" and realize I ran out of dick
#58 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
Average size: 5.86 inches with a 4.9 inch girth
High average/"perfect" size: 7 inches with a 5 inch girth
Big size: anything longer than 8 inches with a girth bigger than 6 (likely to hurt a girl)
In other-words, anyone between 6 and 8, be happy with what you have.
#87 to #58 - mysweetestpoison (06/19/2014) [-]
oh.
reading this made me happy
User avatar #105 to #58 - oldefargnu (06/19/2014) [-]
Yes and this is why I love my boyfriend
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