This is why I don't drink.... much... . In Call "I ( Contact Info I Not: 3, 2010 4: 35 PM Son, you new to stop calling the house when you get drunk. Your sister
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This is why I don't drink.... much..

In Call "I ( Contact Info I
Not: 3, 2010 4: 35 PM
Son, you new to stop
calling the house when
you get drunk. Your sister
goes through the
messages and now wont
stop using the term "thm
knuckle shuffle" ,
You obviously aren' t doing
right if you keep tanning
about masturbation
...
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#5 - lightarcanine (03/30/2014) [-]
Five-Knuckle Shuffle   
Quell a southern uprising   
Wax the carrot   
Box the bald-headed champ   
Jerk the gherkin   
Spank the monkey   
Choke the chicken   
Aide and abet a known felon   
Sail the mayonnaise seas   
Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come   
Windsurf on Mount Baldy   
Polish the rock-hard staff of Saint Peter   
Exercise your right to privacy   
Practice safest sex   
Play five-on-one   
Invoke the Oscar Mayer love spell   
Distribute free literature   
Make baby Jesus cry   
Sacrifice sperm to the God of Lonely Nights   
Make the world safe for democracy   
Celebrate Palm Sunday   
Jam the radar   
Make whitefish salad   
Use the one-eyed, flesh-colored, manually-operated yogurt-slinger
Five-Knuckle Shuffle
Quell a southern uprising
Wax the carrot
Box the bald-headed champ
Jerk the gherkin
Spank the monkey
Choke the chicken
Aide and abet a known felon
Sail the mayonnaise seas
Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come
Windsurf on Mount Baldy
Polish the rock-hard staff of Saint Peter
Exercise your right to privacy
Practice safest sex
Play five-on-one
Invoke the Oscar Mayer love spell
Distribute free literature
Make baby Jesus cry
Sacrifice sperm to the God of Lonely Nights
Make the world safe for democracy
Celebrate Palm Sunday
Jam the radar
Make whitefish salad
Use the one-eyed, flesh-colored, manually-operated yogurt-slinger
User avatar #12 to #5 - igetroll (03/30/2014) [-]
fap
User avatar #29 to #5 - traycepickering (03/31/2014) [-]
Makin knuckle babies
User avatar #6 to #5 - baaltomekk (03/30/2014) [-]
Thumb for effort
#37 to #5 - carlsaganrealness (03/31/2014) [-]
Get your shake weight on   
 ejaculate bodily fluids
Get your shake weight on
ejaculate bodily fluids
User avatar #42 to #5 - taintedangel (03/31/2014) [-]
Banish a White Russian from your Kremlin.
User avatar #46 to #5 - dickswissmcgee ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
My personal favorite I've heard is "spanking the ferret."
User avatar #53 to #5 - mcatheistnuggets (03/31/2014) [-]
Analyze a white count
Free Willy's kids
Use the five finger seed slinger
#54 to #5 - butiloveu (03/31/2014) [-]
Jam the radar you say?
Jam the radar you say?
User avatar #56 to #5 - redblackstar ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Stroke the German anyone?

Because the head looks like their helmets...
#33 to #5 - lujan (03/31/2014) [-]
Punch the Clown
Bleed the Lizard
Step on the Roach
Pay the Milk Bill
Summon the Genie
Agitate the Iguana
Smuggle the Jewels
Make a DNA sample
Rev up the Engine
Rough Up the Constable
Adjust the Pipe
Icing on the Cake
User avatar #43 to #33 - JonnyFirecrackr (03/31/2014) [-]
flog the dolphin, anyone?
User avatar #7 to #5 - dragonstew (03/30/2014) [-]
Wage war between the five-headed hydra and the one-eyed snake
User avatar #9 to #7 - lightarcanine (03/30/2014) [-]
Go Han Solo on Darth Vader's head.
User avatar #10 to #9 - dragonstew (03/30/2014) [-]
Go on a date with Palmela Handerson
User avatar #13 to #10 - lightarcanine (03/30/2014) [-]
Conjure the genie.
User avatar #14 to #13 - dragonstew (03/30/2014) [-]
Slap your willy silly
User avatar #16 to #14 - lightarcanine (03/30/2014) [-]
Lock the bathroom door.
User avatar #17 to #16 - dragonstew (03/30/2014) [-]
Get on the floor
User avatar #18 to #17 - lightarcanine (03/30/2014) [-]
Do the dinosaur.
#19 to #18 - dragonstew (03/30/2014) [-]



MASTURBATION
#31 to #19 - datblkkid ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
You glorious pair of people
You glorious pair of people
User avatar #40 to #31 - lightarcanine (03/31/2014) [-]
Thank you, thank you. We'll be here for our entire lives.
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#41 to #18 - lamarisagoodname (03/31/2014) [-]
Palmela Handerson
#27 - Lbomb (03/31/2014) [-]
#1 - include (03/30/2014) [-]
#11 to #1 - yubb (03/30/2014) [-]
**yubb rolled image** This guy?
#32 to #11 - anon (03/31/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** No, this guy.
User avatar #20 to #11 - wholesomeburn (03/30/2014) [-]
That's a lot of... I am not even sure any of those are guys.
#22 to #20 - yubb (03/31/2014) [-]
On the internet? I'm sure at least half of those are guys.
#21 - tricher (03/30/2014) [-]
He is clearly just a John Cena fan.
He is clearly just a John Cena fan.
#23 to #21 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Wow, this is what wrestling has came down to?
#38 - alfibrakiz (03/31/2014) [-]
**alfibrakiz rolled image** My favorite kind of five knuckle shuffle
#52 to #38 - anon (03/31/2014) [-]
#36 - icecoldkilla (03/31/2014) [-]
**icecoldkilla rolled image** MFW I masturbate.
**icecoldkilla rolled image** MFW I masturbate.
#28 - myjeren (03/31/2014) [-]
That dad needs to STFU.
That dad needs to STFU.
#35 - anon (03/31/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** MFW i masturbate
#30 - snapbackcc (03/31/2014) [-]
**snapbackcc rolled image** what i five knuckle shuffle to
#2 - alexstraza (03/30/2014) [-]
**alexstraza rolled image**   
What I do the five-knuckle shuffle to
**alexstraza rolled image**
What I do the five-knuckle shuffle to
#4 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** what I do the five-knuckle shuffle to
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User avatar #15 to #4 - mylazy (03/30/2014) [-]
When I took the test that goes with this chart I got slightly right and slightly authoritarian. I was almost dead on the center.
#60 - jasonab (03/31/2014) [-]
**jasonab rolled image** what I will fap to, later.
#59 - kinggucciswagman (03/31/2014) [-]
**kinggucciswagman rolled image**
Roll a picture and jerk off furiously too it.
please gods. do not give me mlp
#55 - redrepeater (03/31/2014) [-]
**redrepeater rolled image**
What I masturbate to.
#51 - jagdestroyer (03/31/2014) [-]
**jagdestroyer rolled image** What I fapturbate to
**jagdestroyer rolled image** What I fapturbate to
#45 - majorgeeks (03/31/2014) [-]
**majorgeeks rolled image** who I want to Five Knuckle Shuffle
#44 - puzekatt (03/31/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#34 - stunnedmullet (03/31/2014) [-]
John Cena is the opposite of party.
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