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#1 - teranin
Reply +62
(04/07/2014) [-]
Inb4 cognitive dissonance
Inb4 cognitive dissonance
#56 to #1 - aerosol
Reply 0
(04/08/2014) [-]
What does that mean?
#57 to #56 - faimbot
Reply +6
(04/08/2014) [-]
being able to hold two contradictory beliefs at the same time.
#60 to #57 - nightmareschild
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(04/08/2014) [-]
I prefer double think.
#2 to #1 - faimbot
Reply +160
(04/07/2014) [-]
"All i'm saying is, when God does it, it isn't bad."

MFW
#128 to #2 - anon
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(04/08/2014) [-]
You're talking about the dude that literally created the universe because "**** it, why the hell not". He can do whatever the hell he wants and call it righteous, and no seriously religious person would question him (lest he fry their ass).
#45 to #2 - KINGOFTHESTARS
Reply +5
(04/08/2014) [-]
thats actually true.

I used to say "well GOD solves all his probs with violence"
but there was a verse that basically said "GOD can do violent stuff but people cant because it isnt our job to do it" or something like that.

its not the "vengance is Mine" one
#13 to #2 - farnam
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(04/07/2014) [-]
Who says this? Obiously there wasn't a huge ark that kept all species inside. The thing was teaching that people that act bad, will have a bad future, call it karma or whatever.
Who says this? Obiously there wasn't a huge ark that kept all species inside. The thing was teaching that people that act bad, will have a bad future, call it karma or whatever.
#170 to #13 - nigeltheoutlaw
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(04/08/2014) [-]
This was considered fact for most of history, and many people still consider it fact. In my opinion, all of the Bible should be taken figuratively as stories on how to behave, but people always end up taking things seriously until it becomes so obvious that they're false, then "nuh uh they were figurative all along!".
#105 to #13 - jokesexplain
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(04/08/2014) [-]
#94 to #13 - thepandaking
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(04/08/2014) [-]
and then the dog looks worried for him. Man's best friend right there.
#8 to #2 - anon
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(04/07/2014) [-]
The issue i see with this reasoning is if an omnipotent God exists then the morale rules we are held to would be irrelevant to God. As an all powerful being he would define morality, not be subject to it.
#61 to #8 - YllekNayr
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(04/08/2014) [-]
So hypocrisy, basically.
#108 to #61 - anon
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(04/08/2014) [-]
when you're 3 years old, are you allowed do everything your dad does? doesn't that make him a hypocrite if he sets laws for you that he doesn't have follow?
#109 to #108 - crimsonsunshine
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(04/08/2014) [-]
pretty sure a parent isn't going to tell you not to murder than stab your cousin. i understand the concept it is just flawed.
#113 to #109 - anon
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(04/08/2014) [-]
the thing is though, God always gave the people chances to come back. He waited patiently, but if the people are gonna keep on doing the same thing then He should be able to do whatever He wants. I mean, if we're made out of dust by Him, then we'd technically be His property.
#138 to #113 - admiralen
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(04/08/2014) [-]
if hes omnipotent he would know what would happen, and thus hes just doing it to kill em off
#126 to #113 - crimsonsunshine
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(04/08/2014) [-]
but from the begging of the bible he puts man in situations where he KNOWS they will do evil.