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HOME

What the hell is a mortgage? - www.realtor.com/advice/mortgage-basics-what-is-a-mortgage/

Getting an apartment - bakrua.tumblr.com/post/51467081259/stuff-nobody-tells-you-about-getting-an-apartment

First apartment essentials checklist - www.squawkfox.com/2008/09/04/printable-first-apartment-essentials-checklist/

How to care for cacti and succulents - www.cactuslands.com/plants.htm

The care and keeping of plants - jakehbugg.tumblr.com/post/75327615905/difficults-plant-care-masterpost-nothing

MONEY

How to save money - americasaves.org/for-savers/make-a-plan-how-to-save-money/54-ways-to-save-money

How to do your own taxes - www.wikihow.com/Do-Your-Own-Taxes

What to do when you can’t pay your bills - www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/trouble-paying-bills-debts-tips-32215.html

How to coupon - www.southernsavers.com/learn/

See if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill - www.kiplinger.com/article/spending/T050-C000-S002-is-your-cell-phone-bill-too-high.html

HEALTH

How to take care of yourself when you’re sick - www.sparkpeople.com/resource/nutrition_articles.asp?id=736

Things to bring to a doctor’s appointment - www.nextavenue.org/10-things-you-should-bring-every-doctors-appointment/

How to get free therapy - psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2012/12/04/what-to-do-when-you-cant-afford-therapy/

What to expect from your first gynecologist appointment - www.ubykotex.com/get-the-facts/article?id=50355

How to make a doctors appointment - www.pamf.org/youngadults/health/manage/makingappointments.html

How to pick a health insurance plan - www.consumerreports.org/cro/2012/09/understanding-health-insurance/index.htm

A list of stress relievers - www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/stress-management/in-depth/stress-relievers/art-20047257?reDate=23062015

How to prevent hangovers - cocktails.about.com/od/healthsafety/a/hngovr_101a_3.htm

How to remove a splinter - thesecretyumiverse.wonderhowto.com/how-to/9-diy-ways-painlessly-remove-splinters-from-your-skin-0139135/

EMERGENCY

What to do if you get pulled over by a cop - www.businessinsider.com/rights-when-the-cops-pull-you-over-2014-1

A list of hotlines for emergencies - www.dosomething.org/about/hotline-list

Things to keep in your car in case of an emergency - www.thesimpledollar.com/fifteen-things-to-have-in-your-car-this-winter/

How to do the Heimlich maneuver - www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000047.htm

JOB

Time management - www.kent.ac.uk/careers/sk/time.htm

Create a resume - owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/719/01/

Find the right career - www.helpguide.org/articles/work-career/finding-the-right-career.htm

How to choose a college major - lifehacker.com/how-to-choose-a-college-major-when-youre-stuck-1678175742

How to interview for a job - www.quintcareers.com/job_interview_tips.html

How to stop procrastinating - www.unstuck.com/how-we-procrastinate.html

How to write cover letters - www.bakura.co.uk/post/43697345979/how-to-like-write-cover-letters-and-resumes-and

TRAVEL

Ultimate packing list - meta.filesmelt.com/downloader.php?file=1289662734572.jpg

Traveling for cheap - travelpaintrepeat.com/post/59743516609/how-i-afford-travel

Travel accessories - www.flight001.com/

The best way to pack a suitcase - www.realsimple.com/work-life/travel/best-way-pack-suitcase

How to read a map - www.wikihow.com/Read-a-Map

How to make a travel budget - www.independenttraveler.com/travel-budget-calculator

BETTER YOU

Read the news - www.feedespy.com/ also www.theskimm.com/

Leave your childhood traumas behind - www.helpguide.org/articles/ptsd-trauma/emotional-and-psychological-trauma.htm

How to quit smoking - www.helpguide.org/articles/addiction/how-to-quit-smoking.htm

How to stop biting your nails - www.webmd.com/beauty/nails/stop-nail-biting-tips

How to stop micromanaging - business.time.com/2013/08/16/stop-micromanagement-madness/

How to stop avoiding asking for help - teenshealth.org/teen/your_mind/problems/help_obstacles.html

How to stop swearing constantly - www.cusscontrol.com/tips1.html

How to stop being a pushover - www.artofmanliness.com/2013/02/12/how-to-be-assertive/

Learn another language - www.duolingo.com/

How to improve your self-esteem - au.reachout.com/steps-to-improve-self-esteem

100 tips for life - abercrombier.tumblr.com/post/56624382395/1-there-are-plenty-of-ways-to-enter-a-pool-the

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#27 - xbyronx (07/31/2015) [-]
"What to expect from your first Gynecologists appointment."

"Sir, please stop making appointments here, you have a penis."
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#42 to #27 - houseofscarlet (07/31/2015) [-]
**houseofscarlet used "*roll picture*"**
**houseofscarlet rolled image** "I have needs too, dammit!"
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User avatar #67 to #27 - suchusername (07/31/2015) [-]
How fun would it be to dress and make up like a girl and go to the gynecologist and see his reaction when you pull down your pants
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User avatar #85 to #67 - wrpen (07/31/2015) [-]
It's pretty fun, actually.

Just cut out the gynecologist part.
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User avatar #68 to #67 - xbyronx (07/31/2015) [-]
Not as fun as the sex offender charges I get after!
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User avatar #38 to #27 - yourmum (07/31/2015) [-]
an old man probing you vag with cold instruments
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User avatar #49 to #38 - xbyronx (07/31/2015) [-]
And then she screams, when she realizes I'm not an OBGYN I'm just an old man probing her vag with cold things, mostly my dead lifeless penis.
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User avatar #40 to #27 - nachobeldavid (07/31/2015) [-]
I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look.
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#33 - dinonator (07/31/2015) [-]
After reading all of that i realise i dont want to ''learn how to be an adult''.
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#12 - fyari (07/31/2015) [-]
I just found my dad dead in his bed a month ago :I im 20. got any links for that? cuz im pretty ****** emotionally, and financially.
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User avatar #36 to #31 - articulate (07/31/2015) [-]
My body is always ready.
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User avatar #14 to #12 - improbable (07/31/2015) [-]
:| that sucks, have you gone on instagram or facebook about this yet? :|
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#89 to #12 - greedtheavaricious (07/31/2015) [-]
I can't help you with that one, but I can offer emotional comfort.

Would you like to talk about it?
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User avatar #51 to #12 - toboz (07/31/2015) [-]
gather the seven dragonballs
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#43 to #12 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]
No mcdonalds for you
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User avatar #17 to #12 - hargleblarg ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
Go and get professional help. Don't go to the internet for a quick-fix because there isn't one. Go to someone who knows what they're talking about, not a bunch of random people on the internet sipping Mountain Dew.
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User avatar #20 to #17 - drpenguinz (07/31/2015) [-]
there is no fix neither quick nor professional
he'll need time, thats it

financially tho, time wont help...
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User avatar #9 - magnuskasparov (07/31/2015) [-]
Favorited and saved for later when i see it
aka never
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#66 - imjared (07/31/2015) [-]
"how to stop avoiding asking for help"
i didn't ask for your help with that, **** face
i can do it on my own
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User avatar #16 to #11 - novaphyer (07/31/2015) [-]
Yup, still got it favorited
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#30 - comusat (07/31/2015) [-]
Welcome to FunnyJunk, teaching the masses the **** schools dont.
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#76 to #30 - isolovegames (07/31/2015) [-]
WHAT I LEANED FROM FJ TODAY IS...!
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#77 to #76 - comusat (07/31/2015) [-]
you should keep this for when society finally collapses...you might need it.

"Cannibalism. Imagine that: chowing down on another human being. You gotta be all out of beef jerky, man. You gotta be really ******* hungry. But it happens, doesn't it? Still happens to this day. A bunch of people stranded in the wilderness run out of pop tarts, gotta eat something... Might as well be Steve! And by the way, how do you decide who to eat first? How do you decide who's first on the barbecue rack?
Do you pick on the little guy because he's skinny and he can't fight back, or do you all gang up on the bodybuilder because he's got a lot of steaks and chops on him?"
George Carlin (Life Is Worth Losing)
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User avatar #44 - Waldowitharedhat (07/31/2015) [-]
I'd say one of the best things I ever did for myself was quit weed. I smoked multiple times a day every single day for about 6 years. I can honestly say I never went a single day where I didn't at least smoke resin or shake. Now I'm only 8 days sober and I already feel so much better. I've been doing all the things I've been putting off for years like creating a resume, applying for jobs, looking for apartments, and even browsing funnyjunk less.

TL;DR any potheads trying to improve themselves, quitting pot is the first step.
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User avatar #45 to #44 - Waldowitharedhat (07/31/2015) [-]
also saving money is a good benefit too. I was spending a minimum of $600 a month on pot. At least 2 $10 grams a day.
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#41 - alcoholica (07/31/2015) [-]
nah
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#21 - battlebrotherlayn ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
Step 1: clean your ******* room.
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User avatar #23 to #21 - kyubii (07/31/2015) [-]
Got any helpful links for that, Trying to assist my boyfriend into living neatly.
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#25 to #24 - kyubii (07/31/2015) [-]
Thanks, I'll direct this to him.
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#100 to #23 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Get him a cheap bookshelf.
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User avatar #96 - thebadspellir (07/31/2015) [-]
I nearly cried like a bitch when it came to the asking for help one, it hit right on the point. I have such a fear of asking for help, even from close friends and family, that it has greatly affected so much **** in my life. I was dealing with low key depression and a want to be isolated in college I've always been an outgoing kinda guy and I dropped out because I stopped attending classes altogether. Thanks for that link op
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#72 - chupavisor (07/31/2015) [-]
Also, anyone who favorited and didn't thumb up.

You ain't the real MVP
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#71 - drumpenguin (07/31/2015) [-]
**** , man! I needed this **** . I just graduated and I have no ******* clue what to do now, besides get a job. Thank God for Funnyjunk.
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#56 - armoredparadiddle (07/31/2015) [-]
Now all i have to do is favorite this so i can save all my up and coming responsibilities for later.
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#50 - funnyhard (07/31/2015) [-]
**funnyhard used "*roll picture*"**
**funnyhard rolled image** nah, I'm good
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User avatar #48 - nudybooty (07/31/2015) [-]
I'm going to bookmark this and never return then fail at adulting.
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#37 - nachobeldavid (07/31/2015) [-]
This is all you need to know about being an adult.
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#4 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Nope lets just let everything pool up into a huge debt riddled auditing mess.
Then dig a hole and lay in until dirt repiles itself on top.
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#107 - animedudej ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
KNEW i'd be looking back at this you glorious bastard, OP


i need an apartment closer to work so i can skip the (often) 2-2,5h hour commute every morning also getting home at 7 is abit tiring on the spirit though i dont really mind it and i appreciate the time i get to myself and my pc more as a direct result
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User avatar #102 - blacklightsun (08/01/2015) [-]
I just want to point out this is a repost.
A very useful and helpful repost
And I love it.
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