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This is my last will and testimony

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Submitted: 06/04/2014
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User avatar #16 - thegrizzlyman (06/05/2014) [-]
1) Shove a long, shaft like object up your ass.
2) Push it inwards as far as you can.
3) Pull it out.
4) Repeat multiple times until you feel a reaction of the inner asshole variety.
5) Let your viscous, insidious ass chocolate, which has now been disturbed by the phallic intruder of your behind, rush out of your anal cavity as if it was the raging rapids of the Niagara Falls.
6) Repeat steps 1-4 because you are OP and you are a fabulous homo sex enigma.
#73 to #16 - raidaltamimi ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
But.....how do you know dat?
But.....how do you know dat?
User avatar #93 to #73 - vexaton (06/05/2014) [-]
Because it's common knowledge that if there's something on the way out, the rest will come out easily. It's like trying to shove a piano through a closed barn door. It's not that ******* easy until you pry it open with something else.
User avatar #146 to #16 - jokexplain (06/05/2014) [-]
I read this in cr1tikal's voice
#26 - italianchef ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
just eat some gummy bears
User avatar #78 to #26 - phanaict (06/05/2014) [-]
they have to be the sugar free kind
User avatar #171 to #78 - buttlord (06/05/2014) [-]
why do you fake our god's account?
User avatar #179 to #171 - phanaict (06/05/2014) [-]
if anything hes faking me
User avatar #1 - landofbabe (06/04/2014) [-]
please go to the doctor
User avatar #3 to #2 - landofbabe (06/04/2014) [-]
thanks what else he coulde do stick his arm in his ass and pull the **** out ?
User avatar #91 to #3 - nukethem (06/05/2014) [-]
as bizarre as that sounds, it might work
#20 - CRLANDERS (06/05/2014) [-]
Constipation is like math. If you don't get it at first, grab a pencil and work it out
#85 - crazycommando (06/05/2014) [-]
eat sugar free haribo gummy bears....and brace ye self for the tide
#41 - sighmon (06/05/2014) [-]
Try and get a pic of the worm that may or may not be in your ass
#118 - BigDoktor (06/05/2014) [-]
hfw it finally comes out
#52 - deantaylor (06/05/2014) [-]
after you done ******** i hope you give it it's own shrine and take a picture.

pic related.
#116 to #52 - fapperdefap (06/05/2014) [-]
That's disgusting... but i laughed so hard
User avatar #64 to #52 - killthebilly (06/05/2014) [-]
what the ****
#89 - mattdoggy (06/05/2014) [-]
>buy magnesium citrate
>drink the whole thing along with a galon of water
>lock all the doors to your house and unplug the phone
>set up netflix in your bathroom
>enjoy the next five hours as you hang on for dear life
>if you still have bones in the morning consider yourself lucky
#147 - RiflemanFunny (06/05/2014) [-]
>Get douchebag
>Get distilled water and warm it up
>Enema the **** out of your colon
#8 - dansanz (06/04/2014) [-]
Lots of water to help and liquidate your assets   
Exlax would probably help a bit too
Lots of water to help and liquidate your assets
Exlax would probably help a bit too
User avatar #48 - tomliboo (06/05/2014) [-]
Livestream, duh
#125 - sirbrentcoe (06/05/2014) [-]
haribo to the rescue!
haribo to the rescue!
#82 - PunkKid (06/05/2014) [-]
Do the "Mathematician" and work it out with a pencil
#75 - anarchyamongants (06/05/2014) [-]
Finger your asshole like the foolish slut you are
#166 - anon (06/05/2014) [-]
Okay....drinking a ******** of water, perhaps with some of that fiber powder mixxed into it, laxatives, peanutbitter method, laxatives, enemas, rock back and forth while taking the **** , prune juice?, taco bell, a doctor's visit, or an exorcism. Regardless, your anus is not prepared.
User avatar #169 to #166 - kiazuka (06/05/2014) [-]
literally the most appropriate use of "your anus is not prepared."
#154 - Bforbacon (06/05/2014) [-]
Livestream it for the love of god. How new are you people?
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