This is me in GTA. I made it myself :3.. Right? I appreciate that they listened to our complaints about cops in GTA4, but they took it too far in GTAV. Sneeze and get shot at, walk on a sidewalk and ge gta old man funny violent Frontpage
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#24 - sirbutterballs (04/07/2014) [-]
MFW the very rare moments when you manage to get away with 5 stars.
MFW the very rare moments when you manage to get away with 5 stars.
User avatar #100 to #24 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
I did once because I was on a choo choo train just shooting them. Oddly enough, I outlasted the timer in the middle of the city.
User avatar #25 to #24 - shema (04/07/2014) [-]
gta 4 1st island get to the Subaru drift car and back then loose all stars. that's is when you know you play to much. when you get it i mean. you get stars just for crossing the first bridge.
#65 to #24 - UNIQUELOL (04/08/2014) [-]
The train man.   
   
The train is the key.
The train man.

The train is the key.
User avatar #1 - charagrin ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Right? I appreciate that they listened to our complaints about cops in GTA4, but they took it too far in GTAV. Sneeze and get shot at, walk on a sidewalk and get shot at, swim in the water and get shot at, volunteer at a animal shelter and get shot at. Kind of ruins some of the fun of the game.
User avatar #88 to #1 - Tazdingo (04/08/2014) [-]
America simulator 2013
#99 to #1 - mooghens (04/08/2014) [-]
Well, to be fair, you do sometimes play as the black guy.
User avatar #101 to #1 - buttinspecter (04/08/2014) [-]
Really? I've never had a problem with police while doing any of that. All I know is that, they made the roads wider and lowered the density of police cars (and all NPC vehicles at that) enough to be able to go fast and easily swerve between everyone because, let's face it, the player is the only one who actually has **** to do.
User avatar #11 to #1 - Tenkan (04/07/2014) [-]
Well, since the main villains of GTA are the cops, after all, it only makes sense that they'd make them challenging.

To be honest, though, I do miss having tons of cops chasing me while I toss grenades out the window, and taking out almost three cop cars at once.
#35 to #1 - doesthislookunsure (04/07/2014) [-]
The sad part is it's true
GTA 5 Myths showed proof that walking around in someones yard will give you a wanted level
User avatar #44 to #1 - KINGOFTHESTARS (04/08/2014) [-]
the biggest problem with cops is that they spawn. there should be a set ammount of cops that come for you in each wanted level.

Im cool with them chasing me to an extent but im pissed that ******* cop cars look for me in the weirdest ******* spots.
User avatar #58 to #44 - kinginyellow ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
I have had police cars spawn facing me before, idk if it was a glitch but they seem to just appear and instantly catch you. They also have an eagle eye if they can see a criminal who's in a car that wasn't reported hiding in a small alley when they barely drive by.
User avatar #2 to #1 - burdenedsoul (04/07/2014) [-]
cops in gta4 were total pushovers, you could stand in the middle of the street and the only danger would be the civilian cars trying to get away from the gunshots

gta5 however, even in cover behind a wall, with an entire block between you and the nearest cop, and you get killed in ten seconds flat
User avatar #8 to #2 - mulciber ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
And the ******* helicopters. Those ******* are Seal Team 6. And they start showing at 2 stars now.
User avatar #9 to #8 - burdenedsoul (04/07/2014) [-]
and you get 2 stars just for running
#17 to #1 - Jameshaich (04/07/2014) [-]
At least they're a challenge to fight, and easier to hide from.   
   
   
In GTA 4, they were easy to kill but hard to escape. you could spend a while driving around trying to hide and they can see through walls etc
At least they're a challenge to fight, and easier to hide from.


In GTA 4, they were easy to kill but hard to escape. you could spend a while driving around trying to hide and they can see through walls etc
User avatar #69 to #17 - cycloneclone (04/08/2014) [-]
In IV they were really only hard to escape above 4 stars, anything below all you had to was drive a block or two until you were out of the search zone. If you were in a chase, cops rarely spawned out of nowhere like they do in V and if they did you at least a forewarning by looking at the minimap and then you could either turn around or take a different route. Anything with 4 stars and above you needed a boat or heli to escape.

But the cops in GTA V is a whole other story....
User avatar #3 to #1 - tittylovin (04/07/2014) [-]
One time I got pulled out of my car by a pedestrian for no reason while I was in the menu, right outside of my garage. After kicking him and getting back in my car, the cops pursued me upwards of fifteen minutes.
I had just purchased the Adder after lots of scrimping and saving. It pissed me off that the cops were able to repeatedly catch up to me, ram me, and throw me off the road even though I was going at ******* warp speed in a million dollar car.
Fourteen Thousand dollars down the drain.
User avatar #4 to #3 - charagrin ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
EXACTLY! That was the other issue I had. No matter how much you upgrade and modify your car or guns, cops always have something better. Whats the point in even upgrading anything?
User avatar #5 to #4 - tittylovin (04/07/2014) [-]
MUH RACING
**** that. I'm not some hyper-competitive asshole with a superiority complex. I want to jump off of buildings into the waiting jaws of a helicopter's blades, do stunt jumps and get into gang fights.
Instead, every cool thing you do is interrupted by at least five minutes of losing the cops with the chance of temporarily losing your car and some cash instead.
Wanna do a mission? Good luck getting all of your friends to lose the cops at the same time.
Get tired of losing your personal vehicle all the time? Ride around in a stolen vehicle so that the cops with telescopes can see you from a mile away and shoot at you.
User avatar #6 to #5 - dafuqmang (04/07/2014) [-]
You must not be playing the way I play. The second I see the cops I evolve into a ******* brutal psychopath. I got to 4 stars in all of 12 seconds. Too much of a good aim with stickies.
User avatar #40 to #3 - colegaleener (04/08/2014) [-]
get out of car, die, lose a couple hundred bucks
User avatar #42 to #40 - tittylovin (04/08/2014) [-]
Not true. If you die with your car a few blocks near you, they impound it.
User avatar #47 to #46 - tittylovin (04/08/2014) [-]
That was my reaction as well.
I must have Jewish blood in my veins, because I never buy ammo or drive my own cars for fear of dying and wasting money.
Fictional money management in a video game.
User avatar #48 to #47 - colegaleener (04/08/2014) [-]
you're not livin the dream man.. you got your over hyped adder, why not just say **** it from there?
#49 to #48 - tittylovin (04/08/2014) [-]
I don't got no tank. Or a jet. Or that helicopter with missiles. Not to mention the occasional update adding newer and better stuff every now and then.

>Over hyped
You bet your ass it is. Sure, it's fast, but it spins out and flips over for like no reason. Plus, it's got zero customization whatsoever. Not even a skirt, or a spoiler. My face for rockstar.
#63 - lametitan (04/08/2014) [-]
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#94 to #63 - ilikegirlbutts (04/08/2014) [-]
I would feel like a bad ass if I were that guy jumping through the windshield
#26 - thistownneedsguns (04/07/2014) [-]
mfw cops persue me for no reason
mfw cops persue me for no reason
#50 to #26 - mcnizzlezz (04/08/2014) [-]
I think Trevor is a ******* unfunny faggot and it was an annoying experience playing as him.
#53 to #50 - mustangsvoo (04/08/2014) [-]
It's one of the reasons i killed him
#82 to #50 - Orc (04/08/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** It's better than playing as a ****** .
#83 to #82 - Orc (04/08/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Really? Who draws this **** . Every ******* roll is items, ponies or anime.
User avatar #13 - lolzordz (04/07/2014) [-]
they need to make a 'no police' cheat. Will solve all of GTA's problems
#22 to #13 - tyroneisanigger (04/07/2014) [-]
Get it for PC + Install a trainer.
#29 to #22 - DJFatcat (04/07/2014) [-]
>PC   
>GTA5
>PC
>GTA5
User avatar #45 to #22 - wobblewub ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
lol no
User avatar #43 to #22 - iamkagji (04/08/2014) [-]
It's not on PC, dude
#109 to #43 - tyroneisanigger (04/08/2014) [-]
It more than likely will come out for PC. The mods are gonna be awesome too.
User avatar #60 to #13 - swordflight (04/08/2014) [-]
R1 R1 O R2 Right Left Right Left Right Left

Brings your wanted level down one star, I memorized it so that when I free-roam in single player I don't have to worry about cops. Just punch it in a few times and you're good.

Hope this helps!
User avatar #104 to #13 - rockamekishiko (04/08/2014) [-]
exactly liek that freeze wanted level cheat on GTA SA where you can freeze it at 0
#7 - brokentrucker ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
For those of you that have trouble with the cops in GTA, and DON'T want to resort to using glitches, or lester, consult the map to your left. I have marked an area on that map that leads into the underground construction tunnels, featured on the first heist in GTA: V. In these tunnels, so long as you enter without a police presence, quite literally on your ass, as in you might as well be behind them, they will almost never faollow you. There are a few areas where the ceiling is see through, and also x-ray vision occasionally, but, it's as easy as 1-2-3 to ditch a wanted level. bounties aren't much of an issue, either, unless you deal with smart/douchey players, as well as anything else NPC controlled. And, once you learn the tunnels, a quick off the radar can have you across the city without anyone any the wiser, especially if you take the time to learn those tunnels.

Also, I only marked the middle most entrance. There are a million ways to get in those things, but that's up to you to figure out.
User avatar #27 to #7 - pointblankhits ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
My tactic ever since i completed the jewel store heist
User avatar #37 to #7 - raquelian (04/08/2014) [-]
I follow the path taken in the jewel store job all the time and a cop followed me in the tunnel. That sudden drop off is enough to get away even if they, for some reason, keep following you [because believe me, they followed me after that point once]. Once they drop off, they flip or crash giving you ample time to hide or keep driving. This plan is effective(especially in Online).
User avatar #51 to #7 - psykojet (04/08/2014) [-]
Also, the train tracks by the impound. Just follow that either to the LSC or to the tunnel and you are set.
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#89 to #7 - kgfsjholis (04/08/2014) [-]
Do you play on PS4 or Xbox? Always looking to get more online friends and someone from FJ would be awesome!
User avatar #91 to #89 - brokentrucker ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Xbawx tree fiddy

I mostly do stuff with my crew though, so you'll have to tag along with PMC wannabes
User avatar #92 to #91 - kgfsjholis (04/08/2014) [-]
So.... Gamertag?
#67 - garymotherfingoak (04/08/2014) [-]
>shoot at 1 car with the grenade launcher to destroy just that 1 car
>every car within a 50 meter radius is destroyed
>4 stars
#66 - Yojimbo (04/08/2014) [-]
Best weapon online is always a fast car
Best weapon online is always a fast car
User avatar #71 to #66 - darkangeloffire (04/08/2014) [-]
**** yeha, Venture Bros.
#21 - numbas (04/07/2014) [-]
**numbas rolled image** cops FW
#54 to #21 - mustangsvoo (04/08/2014) [-]
**mustangsvoo rolled image** i bet this will be relevent
#55 to #54 - mustangsvoo (04/08/2014) [-]
I was wrong
#86 - zetsumeitaka (04/08/2014) [-]
I am not a violent man,

But the second someone destroys my car, It is on like Donkey Kong.
#85 - removekimchi (04/08/2014) [-]
Rockstar should implement a system where you can get deputized by the police if you kill people with bounties, and then the cops will not annoy you for things like shooting in the air or taking cars.

Kinda annoying when I fire a suppressed rifle in the mountains and the cops come after me.
User avatar #105 to #85 - rockamekishiko (04/08/2014) [-]
completely retarded that you get a star 1 second after killing someone with a silenced weapon with no witnesses
#70 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
and then you realize they respawn infinitely
and then you realize they respawn infinitely
#76 - kwag (04/08/2014) [-]
When a cop shoots me for no reason.
When a cop shoots me for no reason.
#90 - imthatbrony (04/08/2014) [-]
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#28 - leafonthewind (04/07/2014) [-]
just like you killed the English language?
#95 to #75 - ilikegirlbutts (04/08/2014) [-]
ayyy lmao
#81 to #73 - Orc (04/08/2014) [-]
What's going on here?
User avatar #106 to #81 - vmandude (04/08/2014) [-]
douchenugget, lol
#31 to #28 - Rascal (04/07/2014) [-]
Grammar Nazi that doesn't capitalize, you cock sucker.
#33 to #31 - leafonthewind (04/07/2014) [-]
"man, this guy made a grammatical error, I am sure he sucks cock"-you
User avatar #36 to #33 - critality (04/08/2014) [-]
You are a terrible grammar Nazi...
User avatar #39 to #36 - leafonthewind (04/08/2014) [-]
ah
well
I hope you have a wonderful day kind sir
may a squadron of fresh rose scented vaginas find their way to your cock by days end
#64 to #33 - Rascal (04/08/2014) [-]
Pretty much the same thing you are doing. Before you try to be cool by unnecessarily correcting someone make sure you don't make a fool out of yourself first.
User avatar #102 - olliexplain (04/08/2014) [-]
OLD MAN ***** UP COPS IN GTA!!!
#80 - megatrondecepticon (04/08/2014) [-]
I run into a cop on accident, i don't get wanted.

But if the cop were to run into me while i was obeying traffic laws, wanted automatically.
#78 - Rascal (04/08/2014) [-]
"Pursue" has two "u"s in it.
User avatar #107 to #78 - plyxo (04/08/2014) [-]
Thanks for correcting me I'm not english so it's a little bit harder for me ;)
#68 - aviators (04/08/2014) [-]
I haven't understood this hate for cops in GTA5, you can literally get out of your car hide behind a fence and wait for a minute and you're free.   
   
Online is different though, they are much harder when playing online, but offline they are just like any other GTA cop in terms of escape in my opinion.
I haven't understood this hate for cops in GTA5, you can literally get out of your car hide behind a fence and wait for a minute and you're free.

Online is different though, they are much harder when playing online, but offline they are just like any other GTA cop in terms of escape in my opinion.
User avatar #77 to #68 - drainbramage (04/08/2014) [-]
The problem is having to sit around for a couple of minutes each time, and they search every corner in that time period, especially since the try and murder you if you so much as fart in their direction.
#79 to #68 - mastercolossus (04/08/2014) [-]
they have magic turbo and once you get 3 stars its a pain in the ass to get away. only worth it with a fully upgraded fast car.
User avatar #72 to #68 - mrmystery ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Do you remember when you could get a different paint job on your car and the cops would forget about you? Pepperige Farms remembers.
User avatar #108 to #72 - plyxo (04/08/2014) [-]
This is a good joke
User avatar #111 to #108 - mrmystery ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
It's more a case of its been done a million times so its funny by proxy. But thank you anyway. Have a thumb.
User avatar #96 to #72 - brokentrucker ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
don't even need to paint it now, just slip in unnoticed
User avatar #15 - lunaisbestpony (04/07/2014) [-]
>get in my own parked car.
>cop jumps the curb
>mows down 3 NPCs
>rear ends me
>2 star wanted level.
WTF GTA!
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