This is just asking for an "accident". .. I just don't really understand how the sky-hook actually, y'know, hooks onto the sky-lines funny pics
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#46 - solarisofcelestia (04/27/2014) [-]
Hell yeah! Bioshock Infinite rules!
User avatar #47 to #46 - cowandchicken (04/27/2014) [-]
Am i the only one that noticed shes looking at his ass in the first picture
User avatar #54 to #47 - crislaboy (04/27/2014) [-]
That's her dad man
User avatar #58 to #54 - cowandchicken (04/27/2014) [-]
Yeah but...Her eyes..
User avatar #1 - therealtjthemedic (04/26/2014) [-]
I just don't really understand how the sky-hook actually, y'know, hooks onto the sky-lines
User avatar #56 to #1 - skrynox (04/27/2014) [-]
Couldn't it have a little ring that clips on to the skyline?

I mean if it was a or a steel loop like the ones they make for hikers that can't support 500+ pounds.
User avatar #2 to #1 - brrigg (04/26/2014) [-]
if i where to hazard a guess,
i would say that when the hooks spin they open up, and when it comes into contact with the sky-line, they close again, secured around the sky line.
User avatar #4 to #2 - therealtjthemedic (04/26/2014) [-]
Holy **** .
You're a genius.
Looking at it with that in mind, it all makes sense now.
Even the spinning.
User avatar #5 to #4 - brrigg (04/26/2014) [-]
i do what i can.
User avatar #3 to #2 - brrigg (04/26/2014) [-]
or... you know... video games...
User avatar #33 to #3 - kindremind (04/26/2014) [-]
Agreeably it could be a case of "video game logic" but bioshock spares no detail when it comes to the technology. Kinda like how they explain how the city can float, which apparently is possible.
#83 to #33 - fcrocker (04/27/2014) [-]
To be honest if they had simply said that the city floats because of helium, or hydrogen filled balloons it would have been more viable.
The explanation they gave was essentially just them saying: "Because Quantum Physics". It would have required some insanely powerful electromagnets below the city, and would also require the city to have a base made out of either highly cooled super-conductors, or super-conductors capable of operating at room temperature.
Furthermore, Flux-Pinning (The explanation they gave) would result in the city being pinned in place completely, it also would make the balloons completely redundant. So I guess that originally the explanation would have just been 'Helium balloons'.
User avatar #125 to #83 - kindremind (04/27/2014) [-]
Yeah with the explanation they gave the islands wouldn't move as if it were the balloons holding them up.... what the hell bioshock?
User avatar #34 to #33 - brrigg (04/26/2014) [-]
yeah, i think my other explanation would explain more.
User avatar #35 to #34 - kindremind (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, which i gotta ask... was that just the idea that came to mind? or did you actually know that cause damn son that was a pretty good idea.
User avatar #36 to #35 - brrigg (04/26/2014) [-]
look at the hooks, they look like they're designed to open up, and the connections holding them in place look like they allow for movement as well.
User avatar #37 to #36 - kindremind (04/26/2014) [-]
Which is an awesome theory
User avatar #38 to #37 - brrigg (04/26/2014) [-]
meh, i think it just goes to show the ammount of work they put into designing this game, so that even when critiqued all the little nuances can be explained. and the designs for in game items should follow suit; i mean, the hooks are even offset, so that when they spin they don't hit the handle when open. it's a masterpiece.
#6 to #1 - bdawg (04/26/2014) [-]
During the first Booker uses the sky hook for transport he notices how the hook is magnetized. and even says something along the line "damn thing must be magnetized". If how it could actually function....... It's Bioshock infinite I ain't got to explain 			****		.
During the first Booker uses the sky hook for transport he notices how the hook is magnetized. and even says something along the line "damn thing must be magnetized". If how it could actually function....... It's Bioshock infinite I ain't got to explain **** .
#7 to #6 - therealtjthemedic (04/26/2014) [-]
******* magnets, how do they work?
I also mistook you for the other fellow who I was conversing with below, as you both have names starting with b, and ending with g.
User avatar #68 to #7 - sovietsamurai (04/27/2014) [-]
This picture is ******* with my eyes so bad right now
User avatar #70 to #7 - buttinspecter (04/27/2014) [-]
Ow! You ******* bitch! That hurts!
#42 - navien ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #67 - badgertime (04/27/2014) [-]
seems like a pretty good reason to start a fire.
#59 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
i actually liked this one
User avatar #79 to #59 - mysteriouswaiz (04/27/2014) [-]
I don't wanna sound like a dumb duck but.. what game is this?
User avatar #81 to #79 - earlploddington (04/27/2014) [-]
the new-ish bioshock
User avatar #82 to #81 - mysteriouswaiz (04/27/2014) [-]
Ohh uh, bioshock infinite? That one?
User avatar #84 to #82 - earlploddington (04/27/2014) [-]
yeah it's like this super indie game made by five people totalbiscuit really loves it
User avatar #72 to #59 - buttinspecter (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh god. That's right. I completely forgot that that's how it was originally going to look. Nonetheless, that video kicked ass.
#29 - natechallenger (04/26/2014) [-]
**natechallenger rolled image**
User avatar #71 to #29 - buttinspecter (04/27/2014) [-]
Lilly with a Borderlands intro. I like it.
#74 to #71 - Nickdowgg (04/27/2014) [-]
I think it's Super Smash Bros.
User avatar #75 to #74 - buttinspecter (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. Borderlands intros have the brush streak across the top and bottom.
#76 to #75 - Nickdowgg (04/27/2014) [-]
I'd still like to see a KS and Borderlands crossover tho.
User avatar #106 - amonlavtar ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
I love how they introduce the skyhook,
one second, nice town, people singing, dancing, a utopia

then suddenly a policeman grabs you AND YOU JAM HIS STEEL
STEAM POWERED HOOKS OF DEATH RIGHT TROUGH HIS SKULL

in public too, the red brain bits flopping around like pasta sauce, mama miia
User avatar #127 to #106 - miia ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
you called?
User avatar #128 to #127 - amonlavtar ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
It seems that i was franticly typing my meassage of a description
what damage does a steam powered steel skyhook do to a normal human
face and skull, when it digs in with its three steel appendages in it and spins like a mofo,i have accidentally twitched at the "mama mia" part, adding another i to the mia.

So, uh, nice to meet you
#28 - kdtreyfive (04/26/2014) [-]
Use the skyhook?
User avatar #30 to #28 - kindremind (04/26/2014) [-]
Bioshock infinite reference
User avatar #69 to #28 - shaazo (04/27/2014) [-]
I was looking for a comment like this, but in regards to your username... FUUUUCK KEVIN DURAANNNNT
User avatar #66 - motherduck (04/27/2014) [-]
The average Bioshock player
#52 - teFlyingNinja ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Functional..?
#63 to #52 - swagbot (04/27/2014) [-]
We can hope....

we can Hope......
#44 - threeofclubs (04/27/2014) [-]
Imagine Morpheus. "What if I told you
That game wasn't very good."
#62 to #44 - swagbot (04/27/2014) [-]
Then he'd be wrong.
#65 to #44 - retrotroglodyte (04/27/2014) [-]
agreed, it was a 2deep4u casualized shooter
mfw i played it
#48 to #44 - Imbtrtenu (04/27/2014) [-]
Made this just for you.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Imbtrtenu (04/27/2014) [-]
I'd tell you I'm impressed that you got that stroke effect done that well in paint. Mostly considering that it doesn't have a stroke effect.
User avatar #51 to #50 - Imbtrtenu (04/27/2014) [-]
+ 1 from me.
User avatar #77 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
BS:I is **** and the worst game of the serious. Get over it.
User avatar #78 to #77 - sicanoctum (04/27/2014) [-]
What ?
User avatar #85 to #77 - thenewgizmobox (04/27/2014) [-]
you're forgetting...
bioshock 2 *shudders*
User avatar #87 to #85 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
***** , you full of ****

Eleanor>>>>>>Elizabeth
User avatar #89 to #87 - thenewgizmobox (04/27/2014) [-]
bro, infinite was way better than 2.
Elisabeth is the ****
User avatar #91 to #89 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Yeah I sure love that 2 ending minimum! Oh, and all those choice that don't matter! Don't forget having two weapons only! Not to mention you can't even upgrade them! And how about all that social justice pandering? I mean whitey really had it coming, the vox were still in the right even after they became just as destructive as them! And the deep multi-verse story, **** why hasn't anyone done that before!?
User avatar #94 to #91 - thenewgizmobox (04/27/2014) [-]
what about the shooty arcadey fun? what about swinging in on a skyline like the swashbuckling ************ you are throwing fire from one hand and kicking ass with the other? infinite may not have had the best story but that's not all that carries a game. i just loved being able to leap 20 feet and skyhook a ************ in the face while he and his friends all catch fire because **** you.
User avatar #96 to #94 - deviousdanish (04/27/2014) [-]
Honestly, I would like Infinite if they hadn't called it a Bioshock game.
User avatar #97 to #96 - thenewgizmobox (04/27/2014) [-]
^this all the way, they could have called it bookers shooty splodey funtime hour and i would still love it.
User avatar #98 to #94 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
It sounds like you just wanna play Assassins creed and CoD. By all means go ahead and do that, just stop ************ those mechanics where they don't belong. Also:

" infinite may not have had the best story but that's not all that carries a game."

That's 100% wrong. The backbone of bioshock has always been a good story you ignorant fool.
User avatar #102 to #98 - thenewgizmobox (04/27/2014) [-]
oh don't be like that, i can appreciate a great story where it belongs but the entertainment i got out of infinite was fighting through organic and well designed levels as creatively and ass-clenchingly as possible. the devs of infinite decided to take a new direction for the series and while you may not like it some people do.
User avatar #103 to #102 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
No, people who don't like what I like need to be herded up and shot.
User avatar #104 to #103 - thenewgizmobox (04/27/2014) [-]
well fine then, geez
User avatar #86 to #85 - deviousdanish (04/27/2014) [-]
At least Bioshock 2 was somewhat congruent with Bioshock.
User avatar #92 to #86 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
"NUH-UH burial at sea Tied the whole thing together perfectly!"
#99 to #93 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #105 to #77 - sunnyday ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Or we could let people have their opinions and stop ******** all over them because we don't agree.

Arguing about games is as retarded as arguing about the system we play them on.
User avatar #107 to #105 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
> let people have their opinions
> Unless it's negative

You fuking wo-

Ah, a pony fag. Guess that's why you're an expert in what's retarded.
User avatar #108 to #107 - sunnyday ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Sharing opinions =/= Starting arguments and name calling.

You also completely misinterpreted my comment by thinking I was saying you can't share opinions if they're negative. That's not what it means to **** all over people's opinions.
User avatar #110 to #108 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
But that's opposite of what I did. I stated my opinion. Some people contested theirs. I responded. They a point in mine, and I see a point in theirs. If anything, your ******** on my opinion.
User avatar #113 to #110 - sunnyday ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
I don't ever remember opinion sharing to contain vast amounts of sarcasm along with calling people retarded and/or telling them their full of **** . Perhaps I've been doing it wrong this entire time?

Again, we can talk about opinions without all that. Otherwise it's going to seem like you're looking for trouble.
User avatar #119 to #113 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
>I don't ever remember opinion sharing to contain vast amounts of sarcasm
Two sentences?
>calling people retarded and/or telling them their full of ****
Okay, you did that fist. You really did. All snarky comments aside. you did that first.
User avatar #120 to #119 - sunnyday ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
I said arguing about these things is stupid. You claim not to be arguing so who am I calling stupid? Not once did I directly name anyone, or call ******** .

And I'm counting 7 sentences in just one comment.
User avatar #122 to #120 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
> 7 sentences in just one comment.
Listing flaws.
>"Arguing about games is as retarded as arguing about the system we play them on."
That's still calling people retarded. Not everyone who like the same series like the same game.
User avatar #123 to #122 - sunnyday ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Yeah I sure love that 2 ending minimum!
Oh, and all those choice that don't matter!
Don't forget having two weapons only!
Not to mention you can't even upgrade them!
And how about all that social justice pandering?
I mean whitey really had it coming, the vox were still in the right even after they became just as destructive as them!
And the deep multi-verse story, **** why hasn't anyone done that before!?

There. 7.

Also, that is only calling people retarded if they're arguing about it, and not discussing it with viable reasons as to why they didn't like it. You're reasons may have beendripping with sarcasm but they were still reasons. So I see no argument. So no one is stupid here.
User avatar #124 to #123 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Again, I was listing flaws.
User avatar #126 to #124 - sunnyday ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Which is reasons why you didn't like the game am I wrong?
User avatar #111 to #110 - satansferret (04/27/2014) [-]
The way you stated it presented it as a fact is all.
User avatar #116 to #111 - sunnyday ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Also this.
User avatar #115 to #111 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
But it's an opinion. If you should see it as fact without wanting to interrupt it as such.
User avatar #118 to #115 - satansferret (04/27/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #121 to #118 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Shouldn't*
You'd think after my fist spelling mistake, I'd be a smidgen more diligent.
#100 to #77 - megabeep (04/27/2014) [-]
its not the worst game ever but its definetly the worst bioshock game
User avatar #101 to #100 - brobafett ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
That's what I very poorly spelled out, yes.
#109 to #101 - megabeep (04/27/2014) [-]
oooooh
i realized just now that you tried to spell series O.o
#80 to #77 - earlploddington (04/27/2014) [-]
*series   
   
you didn't even try
*series

you didn't even try
User avatar #8 - tittylovin (04/26/2014) [-]
LELEL video gaymes are real life XD
User avatar #9 to #8 - davidavidson (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, this sarcastic **** is getting old.

Try typing normal and have something useful to say instead of trying to draw attention to yourself.
User avatar #10 to #9 - tittylovin (04/26/2014) [-]
If this is getting annoying to you, imagine how awful this sort of **** content is getting after all this time.
also, CRY SOME MORE
User avatar #11 to #10 - davidavidson (04/26/2014) [-]
There's the real guy behind the facade. Tell me, how does it feel to not make a woman "feel"?
User avatar #12 to #11 - tittylovin (04/26/2014) [-]
>woman
Lel
I bet you kiss girls faget
#26 to #12 - goodguygary ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
>kissing girls
#31 to #26 - greyswordsman (04/26/2014) [-]
^kissing guys
^kissing guys
User avatar #13 to #12 - davidavidson (04/26/2014) [-]
Nice misdirection of topic. Your insecurities are showing. Maybe it's time to stop talking.
User avatar #14 to #13 - tittylovin (04/26/2014) [-]
If I had protested and said "hurr I ackshually have a girlfriend and she thirsts for muh dick" it would have looked pathetic.
So I took your joke and ran with it as best I could.
There's a reason calling someone a virgin/impotent never goes out of style, there's not much you can do to counter it.
Good job using middle school insults to defend ****** content on the internet bro. I wish I was cool like you
User avatar #15 to #14 - davidavidson (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what you are talking about. I never called you a virgin.

All I know is I can smell your insecurity through the computer.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tittylovin (04/26/2014) [-]
How do you know what your mom's pussy smells like
User avatar #17 to #16 - davidavidson (04/26/2014) [-]
You are like a cornered platypus
#24 to #17 - crazyolitis (04/26/2014) [-]
What you got against platypi, bitch?!
What you got against platypi, bitch?!
User avatar #114 to #24 - davidavidson (04/27/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #18 to #17 - tittylovin (04/26/2014) [-]
that's what your mom said last night
User avatar #19 to #18 - davidavidson (04/26/2014) [-]
>middle school insults

This is better than Network TV.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tittylovin (04/26/2014) [-]
Your mom watches Network TV for the commercials
User avatar #21 to #20 - davidavidson (04/26/2014) [-]
So everytime I comment you comment.

This is great. Even with these emotionally stunted responses I am having a good time!
User avatar #22 to #21 - tittylovin (04/26/2014) [-]
you're easily entertained, aren't you?
Must be why you think ****** content is acceptable.
User avatar #23 to #22 - davidavidson (04/26/2014) [-]
I like this. You being mad, me watching you getting more mad.

I'm going to grab another beer and skip the gym. Lets go
#64 to #23 - adrenalinegiraffe (04/27/2014) [-]
>Implying someone on funnyjunk other than admin goes to the gym.
>Implying someone on funnyjunk other than admin goes to the gym.
User avatar #25 to #23 - tittylovin (04/26/2014) [-]
davidavidson
User avatar #32 to #25 - kindremind (04/26/2014) [-]
Had to read this whole thing and god damn you're both arguing about nothing. You two literally took nothing and turned it into something, and all i have to say is what does it matter?
User avatar #117 to #32 - davidavidson (04/27/2014) [-]
Lol, I was bored and know how to win. Sorry m8
User avatar #39 to #32 - tittylovin (04/26/2014) [-]
iunno
User avatar #95 to #23 - acetrainerewan (04/27/2014) [-]
dude you just argued for about an hour with a 12 year old
what a waste of your time
User avatar #73 to #10 - capslockrage (04/27/2014) [-]
Seems like you were the one crying
User avatar #53 to #10 - wasabichibichibi (04/27/2014) [-]
Hehe "'CRY' SOME MORE"
Funny because Cry did play Infinite XD
User avatar #112 to #53 - davidavidson (04/27/2014) [-]
Lol, I knew this was gunna b gud
#45 - ohhhsnap (04/27/2014) [-]
**ohhhsnap rolled image** Mfw i use this
#90 - bobbysnobby (04/27/2014) [-]
How does the skyhook actually work?

Thats the least of the problems in logic in this game sadly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdNhwb7iuI4
#60 - fagaloneon (04/27/2014) [-]
skyhooks you say?
User avatar #57 - mion (04/27/2014) [-]
Oh gee, thanks. Good thing everyone knows how to use it.
#43 - darkpotato ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
**darkpotato rolled image**
User avatar #40 - abotu (04/27/2014) [-]
when I just saw the top of this picture I thought it was some kind of steampunk dildo
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