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#10 - Rascal (11/07/2013) [+] (28 replies)
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Is your dick called "valium"?
User avatar #1 - Ironicide (11/07/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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lol'd at valium up his ass
#34 - mbasm (11/07/2013) [-]
The comment section is just like an abortion debate....
User avatar #62 to #34 - whitenerdy (11/07/2013) [-]
On the one hand it kills the little **** .
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
User avatar #5 - starblood (11/07/2013) [-]
That's too bad, my dog was sick for weeks and we thought he was near death. He wouldn't move from one spot and barely ate or drank.
Then one day he randomly got up and was fine. He's still alive and healthy today.
#7 to #5 - Rascal (11/07/2013) [-]
that's a good story
User avatar #8 to #7 - starblood (11/07/2013) [-]
***** ***** ***** ***** *****
another master story told by me, the master storyteller
User avatar #9 to #8 - tittylovin (11/07/2013) [-]
That was a good comment.
Link related
#61 to #9 - fuckyallniggas (11/07/2013) [-]
LMAO that app is great. Try just screaming into the mic
#14 to #9 - alterednicolas (11/07/2013) [-]
White women titties ass.
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#134 to #5 - inclemos (11/07/2013) [-]
mustv'e been going through some hard ****
#162 to #5 - Rascal (11/08/2013) [-]
Well, you didn't mention you took yours to a vet.
#165 to #5 - osamabroladen (11/08/2013) [-]
Same thing happened with my dog. Except he was that bad off that we actually thought he died in his sleep one night, we were prepared to take him to put him down.

Pic related, it's a younger him.
#25 to #5 - oedad (11/07/2013) [-]
Similar story our dog is around 14 getting up their was acting really sick mom saw dumb TV program saying how our breed has chronic back problems and once they showed signs they had to be put down instantly becomes vet and diagnosis dog with broken spine says she has to die and leave her drop where she wants. Dad recognizes dog has a uterine infection because we had a previous dog with same problem in the past take to vet they do emergency surgery to remove infected uterus dog is good as new after the weekend vet says one more day and she would have been dead.
User avatar #70 to #25 - irevolutions (11/07/2013) [-]
Holy **** , did you drop out in 4th grade?
#154 to #25 - othymer (11/08/2013) [-]
Hey oedad is English your first language? I only ask because your grammar is pretty bad and I'm not a completely judgmental dick.
#138 to #25 - ordog (11/07/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with your writing skills?

Although I'm not sure if it's some sort of joke.
User avatar #153 to #138 - gotohemp (11/08/2013) [-]
maybe he ain't from an English speaking country

nah ..that's ******* ridiculous what the **** am i even saying
#157 to #153 - ordog (11/08/2013) [-]
Maybe, and if so I apologize.

#114 to #5 - animalsslamina (11/07/2013) [-]
" I bet you thought I was dying, didn't you..... <shakes head> ... Acting."
" I bet you thought I was dying, didn't you..... <shakes head> ... Acting."
#49 to #5 - silasersej (11/07/2013) [-]
jk, i enjoyed it
#35 to #5 - thereasonableperso ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
I think you just have one lazy ass dog.
#83 - tabarzins (11/07/2013) [-]
Out of the many ways you could euthanize a dog, you choose to stick something up its ass.
Out of the many ways you could euthanize a dog, you choose to stick something up its ass.
#42 - ivroht ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Good man! We higher animals have a responsibility to look after those who our stupid fellow humans are abusing with their general dickheadedness.

I'd think about ditching the wench, though. Imagine if it's you after an auto-wreck?
Alternatively, push something up her ass as her penance.

Although !! your!! ass is safe, we'll put the valium in your drip bag.
User avatar #147 to #42 - toncheky (11/08/2013) [-]
I like your style.
#51 - Hidnight (11/07/2013) [-]
Thought he said vacuum, k.
#111 to #51 - arcticassassin (11/07/2013) [-]
No no no...
It's Valium, not potassium
#38 - warlockrichard (11/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#105 - kinginyellow (11/07/2013) [-]
It wasn't with an animal, but I saw something kinda similar with a person suffering over stupidity. This couple had a young boy with cancer in his leg bone, and they were given the different surgery options, but refused to choose. They didn't want their child to be "imperfect" or "challenged" by growing up with a prosthetic leg and would rather let him die. Pissed me off on so many levels.
User avatar #118 to #105 - mitchr (11/07/2013) [-]
You're kidding, right?
User avatar #121 to #118 - kinginyellow (11/07/2013) [-]
No, but there was a good ending to it. Doctor managed to get permission to act and start surgery. Parents were informed if they declined it that they could get charged. Think it would be for neglect or manslaughter.
User avatar #122 to #121 - mitchr (11/07/2013) [-]
They shouldn't be ******* parents if they don't want their child to live. What the **** .
User avatar #123 to #122 - kinginyellow (11/07/2013) [-]
Ya the kid's with proper parents now. I can get grief but they're sick.
User avatar #126 to #123 - mitchr (11/07/2013) [-]
Good. At least that's done. Maybe there's still hope yet.
I wouldn't be quite as depressed about it were it not for the guy who pissed me off earlier, saying that emotions don't matter and that logic is better in determining things because everyone thinks the same with logic.
User avatar #128 to #126 - kinginyellow (11/07/2013) [-]
Funny because for once the Saw 6 movie can be relevant in these discussions. The whole movie is a corrupt insurance company CEO being shown how his "perfect equation for who deserves to live" and he's forced to see how judging lives by mathematics is sick.
User avatar #129 to #128 - mitchr (11/07/2013) [-]
The guy actually said that he used a formula to judge if things are right or wrong, actually, too.
And then had the gall to say that because of that, he was better than a church deciding things based on religion. Hypocrite, he was.
User avatar #132 to #129 - kinginyellow (11/07/2013) [-]
Ya, as sick as the movie was, I loved watching him forced to see his errors. The only bad moment was the ending, where he learned his lesson and wanted to be forgiven, and that asshole kid decides to murder him, when he could have turned around the company for good.
User avatar #135 to #132 - mitchr (11/07/2013) [-]
Huh. Yeah. Well, good conversation. I'm gonna go play a game now, later.
#146 to #105 - Rascal (11/08/2013) [-]
Can you really blame them for not wanting a handicapped son? I know I wouldn't want to have a retarded kid. Why would they want to pay for the surgery of a child they don't want to keep?
User avatar #151 to #146 - kinginyellow (11/08/2013) [-]
You're just a sick person. God forbid anyone have a fake leg right? I can tell you that this kid now is doing more than I bet you ever will.
#44 - solarknight (11/07/2013) [-]
what a way to go.
User avatar #2 - gobnick (11/07/2013) [-]
This is how you text
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>size 5-7
>text white, glow black
User avatar #3 to #2 - gobnick (11/07/2013) [-]
also, sorry about the dog man
User avatar #6 to #2 - minnten (11/07/2013) [-]
stroking a few pixels works too
User avatar #54 - blackandgold (11/07/2013) [-]
he did the right thing...
#64 to #54 - theXsjados (11/07/2013) [-]
Do you have the same opinion on physician assisted suicide?
User avatar #67 to #64 - blackandgold (11/07/2013) [-]
honestly, i have the same opinion on suicide, whether it be physician assisted or not. no one should have to suffer if they don't want to or don't see an end to it.
User avatar #152 to #67 - toosexyforyou (11/08/2013) [-]
Good lord... I'd hate to have you on my team in League of Legends. Behind by 10 CS? "gg" Down by 1 turret "gg"

Keep giving up so soon and you'll never see a victory.
#68 to #67 - theXsjados (11/07/2013) [-]
There is a little bit to be wary about brain chemistry. Clinical depression can cause suicidal thoughts in health people with a good quality of life. I think it's a matter of being happy, being dignified, and having a good quality of life. If you lack all of those, or they are dwindling fast then you deserve the chance to go out on your terms. If a little support and attention can turn everything around then you deserve to be helped.
User avatar #104 to #68 - kinginyellow (11/07/2013) [-]
But this is an animal versus a human, and when an animal is old and sick there is usually nothing that can be done. It's sad but I'd rather let it die peacefully than struggle painfully for years. Had the same experience with my cat.
User avatar #69 to #68 - blackandgold (11/07/2013) [-]
that's well said. most of the time i find myself purposeless and detached, but i hang on anyway because there's a chance it'll get better.
User avatar #65 to #64 - blackandgold (11/07/2013) [-]
#11 - lillalue (11/07/2013) [-]
I'm not saying u do, but if u feel bad, please don't.Thanks anon.
#17 to #11 - Rascal (11/07/2013) [-]
***** read the description
User avatar #94 - jajathezombie (11/07/2013) [-]
When I was two years old, I got my first pet. He was a guinea pig named Beethoven (I named him after the St. Bernard from the movies). He was the coolest little dude. Never bit anyone, never tried to hide. Every time I went into the room where we kept him, he'd rush to the edge of his cage and squeak at me until I got him out. I took him for walks, took him down slides with me, hell, we even went swimming together. My mom ******* HATED Beethoven, and she never let me forget it. She said he was possessed by the devil and refused to go into the room where his cage was. I think the only thing that kept her from killing him outright was the fact that 1) I loved him too much and 2) he was a gift from my neighbors, and they had threatened to call social services on my mom multiple times.

Anyway, when I was 6, Beethoven got sick and was dying. For a month he'd just lay on his side in the cage, barely breathing, his eyes all glossy. I sat by his side every day, for a month, watching him like this. I knew he was suffering and I begged my mom to do something, but she was happy he was dying and told me to "stop being so dramatic, it's just a dumb animal". I knew about animals being put down, and asked my mom if we could do that, just so Beethoven wouldn't hurt anymore. She said he was just a stupid rat and he wasn't worth the trouble, that vets don't take care of guinea pigs, and she didn't want to touch him anyway. Eventually I couldn't take seeing my best friend in so much pain. He was pretty much just a sack of bones with patchy fur at this point. I held him in my arms for his final hour or so, then broke his neck. He was so brittle he died instantly. No more pain. But to this day I still dream about the look in his eyes when he was on his deathbed.
User avatar #101 to #94 - kinginyellow (11/07/2013) [-]
Man I'm so sorry about your pet, I know that feel. My sister's cat was sick for a while with lumps on her stomach and rapid weight loss, and she looked like hell, and of course my sister moved out and ditched her. So I told my mom to either get the cat put down or I'll take it and have it put down myself, and if I can't get a vet I'd bring it to my friend to have it put down like old yeller and bury it peacefully.
User avatar #119 to #94 - mitchr (11/07/2013) [-]
I'm sorry... that's terrible.
And your mother sounds like a bitch; don't mean any insult by it, just she sounds like a terrible person.
User avatar #149 to #119 - jajathezombie (11/08/2013) [-]
Nah it's cool, she is a bitch. Not so much anymore since I won't take her **** , but it was a pain growing up with her.
User avatar #150 to #149 - mitchr (11/08/2013) [-]
I don't doubt it. Sounds horrible. I'll be glad for you that you got out of there when you could.
#131 to #94 - Rascal (11/07/2013) [-]
so how'd it taste?
#81 - fcrocker ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
I'm just a bit confused as to why he put it in it's asshole...   
Like.. why would you not just put it in it's food it would be so much easier and you don't have to finger any assholes
I'm just a bit confused as to why he put it in it's asshole...

Like.. why would you not just put it in it's food it would be so much easier and you don't have to finger any assholes
User avatar #84 to #81 - lotengo (11/07/2013) [-]
but then u mis the joy of putting your finger in a dying dogs anus
#88 to #84 - fcrocker ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Do you think he left it firmly up there as the life drained out of him?
I do.
User avatar #89 to #88 - lotengo (11/07/2013) [-]
u gotta do something to keep te valium from falling out
#76 - chinesehandcuffs (11/07/2013) [-]
read it as, "I pushed 14 OMG of valium up his ass..."
User avatar #15 - casval (11/07/2013) [-]
While you might think you were being humane, this was not your call to make, OP. That was not your dog.
User avatar #141 to #15 - crampers (11/07/2013) [-]
Random fact about my life: i've told all of my family that if i ever end up in a coma only give me 1 week, if i don't wake up, then pull the plug - all of my organs goes if need of use.
User avatar #142 to #15 - toosexyforyou (11/07/2013) [-]
Amazing how you have so many red thumbs when you're right. What if this dog just happened to be lazy and sluggish for a while like starblood's dog and would have been fine in a week if he wasn't put down. The choice definitely should be left to the owner.
#159 to #15 - wikre (11/08/2013) [-]
Besides, he never said he was humane or ethical (although i think he was). He was simply confessing, as in the meme "Confession Bear."
#24 to #15 - erf (11/07/2013) [-]
that's why it is a confession bear.....
#50 to #15 - Rascal (11/07/2013) [-]
I agree with you, actually. Rather than force this suddenly upon the woman- he should've confronted her and really talked to her about it.
I put down one of mine last year.
And I would never forgive anyone who put her down a day before she and I were both ready.
And you know what? When I put her down there were other options. But they would all have left her constantly over medicated. It wasn't worth it.
User avatar #71 to #50 - whiteblob (11/07/2013) [-]
Oh you are in a huge amount of pain? I could solve it but it would hurt my feelings.
How is that logical?
#21 to #15 - Rascal (11/07/2013) [-]
***** read the description
User avatar #29 to #15 - lovelyalpaca (11/07/2013) [-]
Regardless, the owner of the dog was making the wrong ******* choice. I'd put the dog down in a heartbeat if I knew nothing could be done to save it. I would've used a needle though, but that's just me.
User avatar #43 to #15 - Deathena (11/07/2013) [-]
No you're a moron. She should be charged with either animal neglect or animal abuse since she KNEW her dog was suffering and badly with no way to fix it. Might not have been his dog but he did do the humane thing and put A SUFFERING ANIMAL out of its misery. She had known for weeks and it is assumed she was just going to let him pass in pain. That I find pathetic since even humans get painkillers when they are dieing and in pain. Hell if someone is even in pain the they get painkillers.

Give me on GOOD reason he shouldn't have done what he did. A bad reason includes the fact she owned the dog, not his call, ect ect. If I saw an animal hit by a car but was still alive and the vet said there was no chance they would live I would have them put down as well.

TLDR: Letting an animal suffer for no reason is animal cruelty. He made the right MORAL call as a piece of paper shouldn't give us control over another living things life. Sure to a certain degree but when they are suffering and in pain its your responsibility to end the pain. NOT prolong it until they die from what is causing the pain.
User avatar #59 to #43 - casval (11/07/2013) [-]
You want one reason? Because I can give you more. But here's one: it wasn't his dog. I'm not saying the dog should have been left to suffer. But this was the wrong way of handling this situation. He should have spoken with her about it. You don't just take someone's companion they have had for YEARS because you think you know best, and then kill it behind their back.
User avatar #18 to #15 - tonydalion (11/07/2013) [-]
If I was in agony for weeks, in the throws of dying, and my family wanted me to stay alive for as long as possible, I'd be happy if a stranger shoved valium up my ass so I could finally die.
#55 to #18 - themodyourgod (11/07/2013) [-]
tonydalion, if you ever need someone to shove valium up your ass, I want you to know that you can always count on me. Any amount, any time. I'll be there.
#63 to #18 - Rascal (11/07/2013) [-]
you would be happy with anything shoved up your ass =D
User avatar #19 to #18 - casval (11/07/2013) [-]
That is fine if that works for you. You have that right. Just like that woman had the right to say goodbye to her dog on her own terms.

You can't just take an opinion that you feel is the correct one and then force everyone abide by it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tonydalion (11/07/2013) [-]
So what are you doing? You're taking an opinion that you feel is correct, and force everyone to abide by it.

Here's the facts. Death happens, you cry about it, and get over it. She had weeks to say goodbye. The dog was in pain. It's inhumane to make it suffer. If you truly love something, you'll let it go in peace.

Imagine yourself, laying, broken. And imagine being stabbed over and over again. Death is unavoidable, only delayable. And the people you love the most want to delay your death, there by prolonging the pain.
User avatar #60 to #20 - casval (11/07/2013) [-]
I'm not forcing my opinion on anyone. I'm being very unbiased here, and I think that's what is bothering you. I'm not even stating my opinion, I'm stating the unbiased truth: you don't touch other peoples' property. And yes, animals are considered by the law to be the property of their owners.

I'm not saying she should have kept the animal alive and suffering. By no means am I saying that. But killing someone's pet before they have a chance to say goodbye is just wrong. He should have spoken to her about it first. Make her accept what is happening, and when she has made her peace, THEN let the animal go.
User avatar #110 to #60 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
I don't think she'd let him anywhere near her dog if she knew what he was putting where.
#22 to #20 - oedad (11/07/2013) [-]
No he isn't he is saying it was HER dog she owned it legally she could press charges of animal abuse of this guy if she found out. What he is saying s you can do whatever you want with your own life or your dog;s life it was not the guys dog if he had his own dog he could shove firecrackers up its ass for all i care but i'm sure the local DA will have a different opinion.
User avatar #26 to #22 - tonydalion (11/07/2013) [-]
**** legalities. What is just is to make the animal suffer at the whim of the owner. What is right is to put it out of it's misery. I'll do the right thing every time, and I could care less what the law says. It's called morality, and I'm disheartened to see so many people don't have that.
User avatar #33 to #26 - joeyliquid ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Morality is something the world lacks, it's been locked away by documents and law.
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#39 to #22 - Rascal (11/07/2013) [-]
Well she can technically be charged as well because thats animal cruelty if she knew he was in pain and did nothing about it.
#4 - Rascal (11/07/2013) [-]
not me this is from imgur
User avatar #58 - traveltech ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
I'm not actually sure what it says, I couldn't read more than a line of it before I could no longer stand the font
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