This is genius advertising. .. But I wanted to see how it ends funny
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#1 - mrsnowballs (04/29/2014) [-]
But I wanted to see how it ends
But I wanted to see how it ends
#13 to #1 - anon (04/30/2014) [-]
He gets nude and you see his dangly parts
#48 to #1 - dalekemporer (04/30/2014) [-]
Hehehehehehe... 69 thumbs.
#4 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
someone should take the third picture and say

This is what a real man looks like.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ieatsand (04/30/2014) [-]
Why... don't you?
#6 to #5 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
Because I dont really know how to, I suck really badly with computers and homework, that I should probably be doing.
#8 to #7 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
**hitro rolled image**   
It's more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.    
I think i might have to shed a tear, you beautiful person.   
Be good now, I love you.
**hitro rolled image**
It's more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
I think i might have to shed a tear, you beautiful person.
Be good now, I love you.
#45 to #10 - vgmddg ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
#67 to #46 - anon (04/30/2014) [-]
#11 to #10 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
Take this picture, if you want.
#12 to #11 - carbohydrates (04/30/2014) [-]
Picture? Sure.
More bread in return.
#14 to #12 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
But then I have to give you another one!
#16 to #15 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
I have over 150 photos of similar stuff, admit defeat to me, and accept your gift as form of payment for the real men have curves!
#17 to #16 - carbohydrates (04/30/2014) [-]
I'm carbohydrates, it makes sense for me to have bread products.
What compelled you to have 150 pictures of birds and grass?
#18 to #17 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
Went to assateague island with mom for thanksgiving, she really likes bird life and nature, so I took pictures for her, while she looked at them through binoculars. Some of them were for a project i had to do for a class as well.
#19 to #18 - carbohydrates (04/30/2014) [-]
Interesting.
Never been too much of a fan of birds.
#21 to #19 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]

What about horses?
why are all of these pictures of bread so cute.
#22 to #21 - carbohydrates (04/30/2014) [-]
Horses are alright.
Aaand, because inanimate objects aren't supposed to display emotions, thus they're a novelty.
#23 to #22 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
Can I eat it?
#24 to #23 - carbohydrates (04/30/2014) [-]
I dunno, can you eat turtle bread?
#25 to #24 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
i just wanna hug it.
#27 to #26 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
Why don't you love my pictures :'(
#34 to #27 - carbohydrates (04/30/2014) [-]
Horse tanks, break out the bread gun.
#35 to #34 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
Human respondents on deck.
#32 to #27 - carbohydrates (04/30/2014) [-]
Ah, but, can your lone assassin win in a 1v8? Plus cactus?
#33 to #32 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
Horse tanks inbound.
#38 to #27 - carbohydrates (04/30/2014) [-]
By punching the forest into submission.
#36 to #27 - carbohydrates (04/30/2014) [-]
Human with bread gun to retaliate.
#44 to #36 - carbohydrates (04/30/2014) [-]
Annnd that.
#41 to #36 - carbohydrates (04/30/2014) [-]
Only a couple more Mr. mustangsvoo
#40 to #36 - mustangsvoo (04/30/2014) [-]
**mustangsvoo rolled image** Got any more bread pictures to share?
#37 to #36 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
But how will they make it past the think forest of stuff?
#30 to #27 - carbohydrates (04/30/2014) [-]
We're out of reply space.
And water missions are for the bread commandos.
#31 to #30 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
Not if my lone assassin kills them first.
#28 to #27 - carbohydrates (04/30/2014) [-]
Because birds eat bread!
They're my mortal enemy.
Thankfully zombie bread can combat them.
#29 to #28 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
can they go into the water though?
User avatar #62 to #8 - hitero (04/30/2014) [-]
Our names are so similar....
#9 to #8 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
This picture's face accurately describes my reaction.
User avatar #54 - othelox (04/30/2014) [-]
despite the fat, that dude has a SERIOUSLY big crotch-area-bulge-thingy, makes me wondering if he stuffed, was hard during the photoshoot, or just well hung?
User avatar #61 to #54 - tsoper (04/30/2014) [-]
thats pretty much how everyone elses looks like
#59 to #54 - coonseth (04/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#65 to #54 - duhqueenmoki (04/30/2014) [-]
I've heard that during photoshoots (especially for male underwear models) a special prop is used to stuff and create a bigger bulge in the crotch.
I've heard that during photoshoots (especially for male underwear models) a special prop is used to stuff and create a bigger bulge in the crotch.
#68 - jamesisnotreal (04/30/2014) [-]
oh yes...
oh yes...
User avatar #3 - pappathethird (04/29/2014) [-]
the last one is part of the campaign too
#66 - guardianranger (04/30/2014) [-]
That was too close for comfort.
That was too close for comfort.
User avatar #47 - dawnwilliams (04/30/2014) [-]
If this was a woman, the tumblr feminist hyenas would start snarling and howling at this in 2 seconds.

The double standards are real.

#50 to #47 - blackscienceman (04/30/2014) [-]
You're no better, you know - going way the **** out of your way to find any reason you possibly can to bitch about how horrible feminists are ruining the world. Go to sleep, son, you sound tired.
User avatar #64 to #50 - crazyolitis (04/30/2014) [-]
Wait... FJ is finally becoming reasonable?! Holy **** .
User avatar #51 to #50 - dawnwilliams (04/30/2014) [-]
>trying to be edgy and sound cool

pls
#52 to #51 - blackscienceman (04/30/2014) [-]
I'm the edgy one? The only thought you have about this perfectly humorous content is "hur, dur, I wonder what those big bad feminists would think about this!" They have nothing to do with this, damn. I understand the issue, but Jesus, take it somewhere else.
I'm the edgy one? The only thought you have about this perfectly humorous content is "hur, dur, I wonder what those big bad feminists would think about this!" They have nothing to do with this, damn. I understand the issue, but Jesus, take it somewhere else.
User avatar #53 to #52 - dawnwilliams (04/30/2014) [-]
I never said they had anything to do this.

You're just trying to give edgy replies so you can be FJ's cool new famous user.
You even gave yourself that name and are using Tyson reaction pics.
You're not gecko or soundofwinter. Go away.
User avatar #55 to #53 - blackscienceman (04/30/2014) [-]
Lol, "trying to be famous". I've made like 12 comments since I got this username, I just like having fun. And most of my replies are scientifically based; I just couldn't resist you wink
Alright, then, no need to make this into a "who's got a bigger dick" contest. I frankly don't enjoy internet fights, and I apologize for the condescension in my first post. There was some misunderstanding, let's go on our way like normal people.
User avatar #73 to #57 - soundofwinter ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
I ******* love telefrancias
User avatar #56 to #53 - choclategum (04/30/2014) [-]
Actually I agree with him, he's not trying to sound edgy.You are. This had nothing to do with feminist so stop trying to ruin the funny and start an argument by mentioning them. You are Buzz Killington.
#71 to #50 - anon (04/30/2014) [-]
yet he is right, you know. Then again funnyjunk is full of retards like you. " **** this guy, who is totally right, damn I dont wanna know it, I`ll just move the goalpost to lel this is about funny, you lose." Tell me what would happen if they used a fat, unattractive female, and this time, just admit op is right instead of dodging the topic/question.
User avatar #39 - sandnigglets (04/30/2014) [-]
why would they change the advertisement, I was wanting to see what he was going to try to sell me
User avatar #20 - adarkmagicain (04/30/2014) [-]
Anyone have ending were he shows...
User avatar #2 - feudd (04/29/2014) [-]
So he takes his pants off and becomes rainbow coloured text? Weird. Okay not really it happens to me too
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