This is for you FunnyJunk, . .. Move near a school That way you can masturbate to children in the privacy of your own home. This is for you FunnyJunk Move near a school That way can masturbate to children in the privacy of your own home
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#2 - traelos
Reply +404
(07/20/2014) [+] (15 replies)
stickied by trueraiderfan
Move near a school

That way you can masturbate to children in the privacy of your own home.
#30 to #2 - anon
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(07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah and who ever says " My road isn't being cleared out fast enough!", They startpretty freaking early.
#49 to #2 - heeveejeevees
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(07/21/2014) [-]
heh, its funny cuz i actually live right next to a school
#120 to #2 - technobanana
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(07/21/2014) [-]
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#131 to #2 - alphagex
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#146 to #131 - rdobet
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(07/21/2014) [-]
The way you were saying this, I was expecting a fake CIA message.
#152 to #146 - alphagex
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(07/21/2014) [-]
#151 to #146 - alphagex
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#173 to #2 - pokelova
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(07/21/2014) [-]
You don't need to move near a school for that.
You don't need to move near a school for that.
#184 to #2 - adamroth
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(07/21/2014) [-]
#123 to #2 - megayoming
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(07/21/2014) [-]
I like you.
I like you.
#140 to #2 - mrselfdestruct
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(07/21/2014) [-]
then instead of your street getting plowed, your ass is gonna get plowed in jail


huehue
#164 to #140 - anon
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Not before little billy gets plowed.
#28 to #2 - rmdx
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(07/20/2014) [-]
#58 to #2 - mrnpc
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(07/21/2014) [-]
I used to live beside an elementary school and I the playground was right outside my window. Apparently the owners did not appreciate my joke that the view was nice.
#121 to #2 - yourinvisiblegf
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(07/21/2014) [-]
#39 - bigmajd
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(07/21/2014) [-]
#162 to #39 - thorstoned
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(07/21/2014) [-]
#75 to #39 - thelastelephant
Reply +26
(07/21/2014) [-]
I poured coffee on my jar of pickles. Now what?
#99 to #75 - nthmetal
Reply +7
(07/21/2014) [-]
Sing a C#

Toss a Python on it

Put a Perl on top
#137 to #99 - thepinkestofthepie
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(07/21/2014) [-]
put a bangin donk on it
#176 to #75 - masterjogi
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Now its hot and you can open it, works just as good
#57 - newestuploads
Reply +258
(07/21/2014) [-]
>"Do you wanna go out this friday or next friday?"
>"No"
#80 to #57 - outsidethebox
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(07/21/2014) [-]
So? There's a ton of girls in the world, who gives a **** if one doesn't wanna go out with you?   
   
Besides, asking differently will lead to the same answer in that case.
So? There's a ton of girls in the world, who gives a **** if one doesn't wanna go out with you?

Besides, asking differently will lead to the same answer in that case.
#153 to #80 - anon
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(07/21/2014) [-]
his point is that ppl on fj wont get a date anyway, useless advice
#74 to #57 - thegamerslife
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(07/21/2014) [-]
50 no's and a yes, is a yes
#1 - ugabugamantwo
Reply +167
(07/20/2014) [-]
MFW stealing the red pen
MFW stealing the red pen
#15 to #1 - thefates
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#17 to #1 - anon
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(07/20/2014) [-]
its royal blue!
#16 to #1 - thefates
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(07/20/2014) [-]
I hate these god damn gifs where it has a full sentence and the person in the gif only says a few words of it.

*Previous message had an unforgivable typo.
#51 to #16 - killerliquid
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Most gifs that are like that come from tumblr

tumblr gifs have a limit of 1MB
#156 to #16 - kievaughnb
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(07/21/2014) [-]
This. So ******* much.
#130 to #16 - anon
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(07/21/2014) [-]
To be fair, the only word he doesn't say in this gif 'goddamn'.
#21 - Sworley
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(07/20/2014) [-]
end up getting a mullet at the barber, because they cant see the back of your head in the license
#81 - ennemi
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(07/21/2014) [-]
The snow won't be the only thing that get plowed early
#22 - roflstorm
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(07/20/2014) [-]
Funny enough, i learned this one when i was 5 watching Rescue Heroes
#56 to #22 - anon
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(07/21/2014) [-]
I learned that from MacGyver.
#147 to #22 - legendaryhero
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(07/21/2014) [-]
I learned a pee version.
#27 to #22 - wumbido
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(07/20/2014) [-]
rescue heroes was fucing awesome
#31 - XxMacxX
Reply +35
(07/20/2014) [-]
MFW haircut before drivers license
#191 to #31 - swonnr
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(07/24/2014) [-]
**swonnr rolled image** mwf haircut before driver's license.
#157 to #31 - ultimateasshole
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Indiana mentioned, swell with corn.
#14 - guiguito
Reply +20
(07/20/2014) [-]
The last one is pure genious.
#92 - xxxmrawsomexxx
Reply +16
(07/21/2014) [-]
implying fj talks to girls