This is for you FunnyJunk, . .. Move near a school That way you can masturbate to children in the privacy of your own home.
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User avatar #2 - traelos (07/20/2014) [+] (15 replies)
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Move near a school

That way you can masturbate to children in the privacy of your own home.
#39 - bigmajd (07/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #57 - newestuploads ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>"Do you wanna go out this friday or next friday?"
>"No"
#1 - ugabugamantwo (07/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
MFW stealing the red pen
MFW stealing the red pen
#21 - Sworley ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
end up getting a mullet at the barber, because they cant see the back of your head in the license
#81 - ennemi ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
The snow won't be the only thing that get plowed early
#22 - roflstorm ONLINE (07/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Funny enough, i learned this one when i was 5 watching Rescue Heroes
#31 - XxMacxX (07/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
MFW haircut before drivers license
User avatar #14 - guiguito (07/20/2014) [-]
The last one is pure genious.
#92 - xxxmrawsomexxx (07/21/2014) [-]
implying fj talks to girls
#118 - tinysmallest (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**tinysmallest rolled image** tfw yay i learned something new today
User avatar #124 to #118 - StareHitler (07/21/2014) [-]
It's always a big plus...
#60 - chuffberry ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
HAHAHAHA BITCH I'M STERILE!!!! BASK IN MY GLORY AS I GO ON DATES AND SWIM WHENEVER THE **** I WANT!!!!! <stable hormones intensify>
User avatar #72 to #60 - thegamerslife (07/21/2014) [-]
you seem neat.
#33 - tomowrath (07/21/2014) [-]
>Buy a house near a school to get your street plowed first.
Let me just pick a house I dont prefer, just because I like my streets plowed 45 minutes earlier than others
#98 - kirkbot (07/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
teacher would just ctrl+a and put the size if everything to 12. Then you get punished for not writing a long enough paper
Teachers at my school always did that and I finished school nearly 10 years ago
User avatar #145 - hazardpay ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
anyone one else notice the ducklings on the condom tip?
User avatar #163 to #145 - xenoquack (07/21/2014) [-]
We all did. That was the joke.
User avatar #35 - templart (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Pizza one is false, Mental Floss had an episode on lifehacks.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fQlYYZQBM4
User avatar #161 - uzzwick (07/21/2014) [-]
Replace all of these with ''install adobe reader''
User avatar #18 - avatardsucks (07/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
these memes ignore context a lot, what if you saw a really crappy/forgettable movie and you have nothing to talk about during dinner? I havent washed my pillows in months and my skin is crystal clear. I also wont use a condom if my wife and i are trying to have a baby
User avatar #20 to #18 - Funnel (07/20/2014) [-]
If you can't find something to talk about other than the movie you just saw you might as well just end the date anyways imo.

Having chemistry with a partner is too important to try to cheat your way out of with tricks like this.
#159 - rejak (07/21/2014) [-]
"This is for you Funnyjunk"

>just copied content from 9gag


Wow, that's really kind of you ! Thanks ! You did it yourself ?
User avatar #100 - thebadspellir (07/21/2014) [-]
The ****** thing about living near a school is the traffic in the mornings. It makes it harder to trick a kid into your van with all those pesky parents around, never minding their own business
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