This is for you FunnyJunk, . .. Move near a school That way you can masturbate to children in the privacy of your own home.
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User avatar #2 - traelos ONLINE (07/20/2014) [+] (15 replies)
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Move near a school

That way you can masturbate to children in the privacy of your own home.
User avatar #57 - newestuploads (07/21/2014) [-]
>"Do you wanna go out this friday or next friday?"
>"No"
#80 to #57 - outsidethebox ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
So? There's a ton of girls in the world, who gives a 			****		 if one doesn't wanna go out with you?   
   
Besides, asking differently will lead to the same answer in that case.
So? There's a ton of girls in the world, who gives a **** if one doesn't wanna go out with you?

Besides, asking differently will lead to the same answer in that case.
#153 to #80 - John Cena (07/21/2014) [-]
his point is that ppl on fj wont get a date anyway, useless advice
User avatar #74 to #57 - thegamerslife (07/21/2014) [-]
50 no's and a yes, is a yes
#39 - bigmajd (07/21/2014) [-]
#75 to #39 - thelastelephant ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
I poured coffee on my jar of pickles. Now what?
User avatar #99 to #75 - nthmetal (07/21/2014) [-]
Sing a C#

Toss a Python on it

Put a Perl on top
User avatar #137 to #99 - thepinkestofthepie (07/21/2014) [-]
put a bangin donk on it
User avatar #176 to #75 - masterjogi (07/21/2014) [-]
Now its hot and you can open it, works just as good
#21 - Sworley (07/20/2014) [-]
end up getting a mullet at the barber, because they cant see the back of your head in the license
#81 - ennemi (07/21/2014) [-]
The snow won't be the only thing that get plowed early
#1 - ugabugamantwo (07/20/2014) [-]
MFW stealing the red pen
MFW stealing the red pen
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#17 to #1 - John Cena (07/20/2014) [-]
its royal blue!
User avatar #16 to #1 - thefates ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
I hate these god damn gifs where it has a full sentence and the person in the gif only says a few words of it.

*Previous message had an unforgivable typo.
User avatar #51 to #16 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Most gifs that are like that come from tumblr

tumblr gifs have a limit of 1MB
#130 to #16 - John Cena (07/21/2014) [-]
To be fair, the only word he doesn't say in this gif 'goddamn'.
User avatar #156 to #16 - kievaughnb (07/21/2014) [-]
This. So ******* much.
#31 - XxMacxX (07/20/2014) [-]
MFW haircut before drivers license
#191 to #31 - swonnr (07/24/2014) [-]
**swonnr rolled image** mwf haircut before driver's license.
User avatar #157 to #31 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Indiana mentioned, swell with corn.
#22 - roflstorm ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Funny enough, i learned this one when i was 5 watching Rescue Heroes
User avatar #147 to #22 - legendaryhero (07/21/2014) [-]
I learned a pee version.
#56 to #22 - John Cena (07/21/2014) [-]
I learned that from MacGyver.
User avatar #27 to #22 - wumbido (07/20/2014) [-]
rescue heroes was fucing awesome
#62 - John Cena (07/21/2014) [-]
"Spit- The saliva will follow" this sounds like ancient wisdom.
#12 - John Cena (07/20/2014) [-]
"If you find yourself buried in an avalanche"
#42 to #12 - John Cena (07/21/2014) [-]
Some people live near mountains and/or go skiing/boarding regularly.
#33 - tomowrath (07/21/2014) [-]
>Buy a house near a school to get your street plowed first.
Let me just pick a house I dont prefer, just because I like my streets plowed 45 minutes earlier than others
#92 - xxxmrawsomexxx (07/21/2014) [-]
implying fj talks to girls
User avatar #14 - guiguito (07/20/2014) [-]
The last one is pure genious.
User avatar #26 - ajrin (07/20/2014) [-]
''3/5

it was meh''

gee thanks
User avatar #161 - uzzwick (07/21/2014) [-]
Replace all of these with ''install adobe reader''
#159 - rejak (07/21/2014) [-]
"This is for you Funnyjunk"

>just copied content from 9gag


Wow, that's really kind of you ! Thanks ! You did it yourself ?
#98 - kirkbot (07/21/2014) [-]
teacher would just ctrl+a and put the size if everything to 12. Then you get punished for not writing a long enough paper
Teachers at my school always did that and I finished school nearly 10 years ago
User avatar #101 to #98 - thebadspellir (07/21/2014) [-]
That's only if you email it to them. I didn't email essays to the teachers until college, in HS we just printed them out and turned them in. **** trees
User avatar #135 to #98 - wthree (07/21/2014) [-]
Then theres the fact that most places (i know of) have a word count, not a page count. So the size of the text is irrelevant.
User avatar #35 - templart (07/21/2014) [-]
Pizza one is false, Mental Floss had an episode on lifehacks.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fQlYYZQBM4
User avatar #108 to #35 - pizzaweed (07/21/2014) [-]
.......... Are you calling me a liar?
User avatar #133 to #35 - wthree (07/21/2014) [-]
I don't know about a glass of water, but sprinkling water on the pizza definitely does help.
#160 - grovylethewhite (07/21/2014) [-]
I steal red pens.
#139 - shakalakaboomboom (07/21/2014) [-]
Next morning, forget where you have left your shoes
#166 to #139 - brcstar ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Just leave them on top of your shoes
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