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#4 - handofdestiny (07/12/2014) [-]
YFW it works
YFW it works
User avatar #93 to #4 - bionicpanda (07/13/2014) [-]
can somebody add "not bad" to this to make it BAMF meme?
User avatar #10 - littleliz (07/12/2014) [-]
my mom used to do this to me. she would go to the movies and say im 12 and it was always me this would happen to.
>go to the movies
> age 14
> cousins are 10, 10, 14
>cousins mom lies about 14 they get their tickets move on
> mom lies too
> woman asks me if im really 12
> i start shaking. im not supposed to lie. i get in trouble when i lie
> i start to cry a little out of fear
> i say no im 14
> mom gets super mad lady asks us to pay the price for my ticket
> mom takes me home and punishes me
> i get punished for telling the truth
she told me to lie when i can about my age. stupid thing was that we had more than enough money so i never understood why we lied.
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User avatar #28 to #10 - loganmadder (07/12/2014) [-]
About half a year after I turned thirteen, I started growing A LOT. about two months later I was six foot, and I lived near a movie theatre, AND they didn't check ID's, just checked to see if you looked old enough. I went to see a movie, then shaved. Let my facial hair grow back out just enough that I'd have stubble So I'd look older, if you can't figure that out , went to the movies, shaved afterwards again. I had to stop doing this when I went back to school, but they've seen me enough they let me in regardless.
User avatar #31 to #28 - littleliz (07/12/2014) [-]
ive always looked very young for my age. short, skinny, and for girls it can be harder to tell unless breasts are involved. i used to not be able to play in the "big kids place" all the time. i got kicked out for being younger than nine when i was 13
User avatar #12 to #10 - derpsenderp ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Of course you should lie about you're age if you can get a cheaper price, if your ******* 14 years old you shouldn't be this dense, and starting to cry just makes you seem like a giant loser.
User avatar #13 to #12 - littleliz (07/12/2014) [-]
and not being able to pay full price for you're child makes you look like a poor ****
User avatar #49 to #13 - tylermcall (07/12/2014) [-]
She probably could pay but wanted the better deal.
User avatar #48 to #10 - assdoreponyfucker (07/12/2014) [-]
my mom would do this even though we van pretty much afford three times the price of tickets for 4 families.
User avatar #54 to #48 - littleliz (07/13/2014) [-]
same with my family. i would feel like **** all the time for lying. its so wrong to tell a child to never lie then make them lie.
User avatar #55 to #10 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/13/2014) [-]
ur mother is a greedy cunt no offense
User avatar #57 to #55 - littleliz (07/13/2014) [-]
when i would go to my grandparents house they would always say eat whatever you want even if its the last one. dont waste it and tell us if its the last.
my mom would have HER drinks HER yogurt HER snacks. for awhile i ate rice eggs and quesadillas only cause everything else was hers or my dads. my dad had like his special things. but i understood because he needs them for work.
User avatar #58 to #57 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/13/2014) [-]
I hope you're mom has a good retirement plan because if I was you, in you're position, she will be eating beans and potatoes for the rest of her renaming days.
User avatar #60 to #58 - littleliz (07/13/2014) [-]
as long as shes married to my dad shes set to live in luxery unfortunatly. but im not taking care of her at all she can pay someone
#62 to #60 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/13/2014) [-]
kill you're dad jk
User avatar #65 to #62 - littleliz (07/13/2014) [-]
that picture made me laugh more than it should
User avatar #64 to #62 - littleliz (07/13/2014) [-]
eh hes doing that to himself staying with her
User avatar #14 to #10 - makotoitou (07/12/2014) [-]
Well you sure sound 12.
User avatar #18 to #10 - gharshi (07/12/2014) [-]
no offence but you're mom sounds like a cunt
User avatar #19 to #18 - littleliz (07/12/2014) [-]
no offense taken, she is a cunt.
User avatar #26 to #19 - superblade (07/12/2014) [-]
Can we have more cringe story about you're mom please?
User avatar #29 to #26 - littleliz (07/12/2014) [-]
hm im not sure if anything is totally cringe worthy. things are more ****** up than cringe. well there is one
>be 17 home alone at night
> get phone call
>answer it with a typical hello. me and my mom sound identical over the phone
>man says hello lisa in a weird tone
> i say "oh this is her daughter she isnt...click
>man hangs up
> be 18 at this point and ive moved out
> cant deal with her ****
>go visit sometimes
> no ones home hanging out waiting, get a phone call
> i answer it like i do all the time and again "hello lisa"
>months go by this happens all the time
> one day sitting at table phone rings dad answers it he says no ones there
> says it happens frequently
> dont really think anything of it
> i tell mom she has a message from a man
> she starts to get angry
> i say innocently. hes weird he mistakes me for you then hangs up every time
> "I DONT ******* KNOW WHAT you're TALKING ABOUT GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!
> slams door.
> tell grandma what happend (im now at this moment 19 living with her due to circumstances)
> grandma gets uber pissed says my moms clearly up to something
> never find out what
User avatar #38 to #29 - greyhoundfd (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeeeaaaaah she was having an affair.
User avatar #39 to #38 - littleliz (07/12/2014) [-]
pretty sure she was. they moved 4 hours away so i wonder if it was just a sexual thing. she wouldnt dare leave my dad though
User avatar #43 to #39 - garymotherfingoak (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm glad you make an effort not to take up after her.
User avatar #44 to #43 - littleliz (07/12/2014) [-]
people always say things like "i dont want to be like them" they always end up like them. im like my dad but in the good ways. what bugs me is when they know they are doing something wrong and all they can say is thats how i was raised. thats my moms excuse
User avatar #70 to #44 - neokun (07/13/2014) [-]
Wait what does how you were raised have anything to do with you're mom shagging some other bloke?
User avatar #72 to #70 - littleliz (07/13/2014) [-]
lol i think gary was saying her in general not just the affair thing
User avatar #50 to #44 - garymotherfingoak (07/12/2014) [-]
Sounds like mine, but based on these stories, it sounds like you have it worse.
User avatar #51 to #50 - littleliz (07/13/2014) [-]
eh i mean in the end its really not bad simply cause i really dont care. i learned awhile ago shes doing it simply cause shes jealous
#86 to #29 - freemonkeyballs (07/13/2014) [-]
you're Dad is a beta for staying with her after cheating. But its sad I have seen it a lot. Unless you're dad likes being a cuckold
User avatar #87 to #86 - littleliz (07/13/2014) [-]
my dads the alpha i really dont give a **** type. she seems to just live in the house with him. he must feel bad because without him she wouldnt make it on her own so he just pitys her it seems
User avatar #61 to #26 - zebanktoon ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
My mom is a pill popper and was also an alcoholic for a while. got some crazy ******* stories.
User avatar #133 to #61 - littleliz (07/13/2014) [-]
were telling crazy mom stories if you wanna go for it
#24 - toncheky (07/12/2014) [-]
Heh, I lied about being 12 up until almost 16.
User avatar #25 to #24 - toncheky (07/12/2014) [-]
Half the price for the train ticket, forgot to mention.
User avatar #47 to #24 - hopporto (07/12/2014) [-]
Puddi Puddi
User avatar #59 to #47 - toncheky (07/13/2014) [-]
MEGA PUDDI
#67 to #24 - innocentbabies (07/13/2014) [-]
I was mistaken for 16 when I was 12, does that count?
User avatar #68 to #67 - toncheky (07/13/2014) [-]
Man, **** half the price.. I'd rather not be able to pass as 4 years younger, but I used the most of it.
I am 18 now and you should see the facial expressions of people who don't know me and ask my age... It's bordering rude.
User avatar #34 to #24 - User (07/12/2014) [-]
Lucky you, I looked older so even when I was young enough people would obviously be reluctant (because of height)
#53 - youtookpoop (07/13/2014) [-]
When both of you're friends are trying to tell you something and you can only respond to one of them
#83 to #66 - youtookpoop (07/13/2014) [-]
your A CHEEKY LITTLE CUNT M8
#15 - broale (07/12/2014) [-]
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#63 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
when you're mom tells embarrassing stories of you, in front of her friends
User avatar #74 to #63 - mydogpikachu (07/13/2014) [-]
especially in spanish, in which i can barely understand. when this happens i just shamefully walk somewhere else until we leave
#17 - skittlesinexcess (07/12/2014) [-]
I was a tall kid... no one thinks you're actually 11 when you 5'7.
I was a tall kid... no one thinks you're actually 11 when you 5'7.
User avatar #35 to #17 - User (07/12/2014) [-]
This is true, the struggle we went through.
#23 - oodlesandoodles (07/12/2014) [-]
A few years ago, my family and I all went to this crappy restaurant for mother's day. My aunt has never been in the best financial situation and this venue was the type to charge $25-30 for an adult's plate. Prior to going inside, she told one of her sons that if anyone asked, he was to say that he was 12.  She told him again once we got to our table and he screamed out of frustration that he understood. When the waitress came by to take our orders, she assumed that he was old enough for the adult menu, but my aunt asked for a kids menu for him because "he was 12." My poor, simple, cousin didn't waste a beat before he shouted out "WHAT?! NO, I'M NOT! I'M FOURTEEN!"     
   
Aunt's face when
A few years ago, my family and I all went to this crappy restaurant for mother's day. My aunt has never been in the best financial situation and this venue was the type to charge $25-30 for an adult's plate. Prior to going inside, she told one of her sons that if anyone asked, he was to say that he was 12. She told him again once we got to our table and he screamed out of frustration that he understood. When the waitress came by to take our orders, she assumed that he was old enough for the adult menu, but my aunt asked for a kids menu for him because "he was 12." My poor, simple, cousin didn't waste a beat before he shouted out "WHAT?! NO, I'M NOT! I'M FOURTEEN!"

Aunt's face when
#132 to #23 - anon (07/13/2014) [-]
So an aunt in financial trouble decided that going to a restaurant and spending 25-30 for an adult plate and who knows what for her children is a cheaper option than making dinner at home? right...
User avatar #135 to #132 - oodlesandoodles (07/13/2014) [-]
She didn't decide to go to **** . As I said, it was a family event, and though I don't remember who chose to eat there, it wasn't her.
#101 - fukinitech (07/13/2014) [-]
when you're mom embarrasses you infront of cute girls
#91 - aangbingo (07/13/2014) [-]
<Be 14
-Sister lies about me being 18 for beer
.No ID needed

Started growing facial hair at 13, had a full beard at 14.
MFW used as a slave to fuel sister's alcoholism.
User avatar #84 - torchrose (07/13/2014) [-]
"He's six"
"Actually I'm seven"
#73 - mydogpikachu (07/13/2014) [-]
i got a similar story like comment #23. when i was 9 or 10 i was on a same baseball team as one of my cousins. he does not like to shut up and likes to brag that he is older than me, or really just brag in general. he's a dumbass he always get's himself in trouble and cries afterwards. after a game we won, being our last. my parents decided to take my cousin and I to a restaurant in celebration. now we were not really rich, so of course they would get their chance to lie about our ages. my mom told my cousin and i that we are 8. both of us agreed and we entered the restaurant. the waitress asked us our age. i said 8 and my cousin boldly said that he is 12 and grinned like he succeed something. mfw he did this 			****		 and we had to leave.
i got a similar story like comment #23. when i was 9 or 10 i was on a same baseball team as one of my cousins. he does not like to shut up and likes to brag that he is older than me, or really just brag in general. he's a dumbass he always get's himself in trouble and cries afterwards. after a game we won, being our last. my parents decided to take my cousin and I to a restaurant in celebration. now we were not really rich, so of course they would get their chance to lie about our ages. my mom told my cousin and i that we are 8. both of us agreed and we entered the restaurant. the waitress asked us our age. i said 8 and my cousin boldly said that he is 12 and grinned like he succeed something. mfw he did this **** and we had to leave.
#81 - foverchristleader (07/13/2014) [-]
When you're girl starts talking about her sex life in front of her parents
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User avatar #102 to #81 - foverchristleader (07/13/2014) [-]
I apologize for my "your" and replace it for a "you're'
#100 to #81 - skybluetroll (07/13/2014) [-]
YFW she doesn't mention you in it
User avatar #77 - tigery (07/13/2014) [-]
I was 5'9 by age ten and had a beard...... I had to carry around a state id to prove I was under 12 then.... it sucked >.>
User avatar #95 - sisterblister (07/13/2014) [-]
when you are an adult and the reason this site has gone so far down hill is because of people underage not being aloud to see anything remotely sexual or a drop of blood
#123 to #95 - konradkurze (07/13/2014) [-]
hell, the way the mods are...if you put a pair of oranges next to each other, theyd bitch 2 round things side by side look like boobs and ban
#136 to #123 - sisterblister (07/13/2014) [-]
this probably get banned even i miss the good ole days
this probably get banned even i miss the good ole days
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User avatar #128 to #127 - konradkurze (07/13/2014) [-]
*slaps*
****** casual
its roll picture
#129 to #128 - deminemi (07/13/2014) [-]
**deminemi rolled image**
i'm so sorry... please forgive me onii-chan!
User avatar #130 to #129 - konradkurze (07/13/2014) [-]
eating the dead?

eat the brains and learn what they knew
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#78 - unholyblight (07/13/2014) [-]
The reverse is better when you buy beer and they do not card you!
The reverse is better when you buy beer and they do not card you!
User avatar #97 to #78 - User (07/13/2014) [-]
It's one of those things where as you get older blah blah blah.
#69 - plwmar (07/13/2014) [-]
The Sodomy Cycle | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
I'll just leave that here...
User avatar #75 to #69 - madmanransom (07/13/2014) [-]
That episode was great.
#76 to #75 - plwmar (07/13/2014) [-]
I actually loved the entire series.I think they have up to a 5th season?which I haven't seen but should get to it asap
User avatar #21 - newmanthemailman (07/12/2014) [-]
Are you all 12?
User avatar #80 to #21 - cleanmouth (07/13/2014) [-]
Welcome to FunnyJunk.
User avatar #88 to #21 - wobblewub (07/13/2014) [-]
we all were once faget
#1 - youlikeme (07/12/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled image**
one time I ****** one of those lies up. My brother was 4, and 3 was the limit to go for free, so when my parents lied about it I said "i thought he was 4".
#2 to #1 - ihearcolors (07/12/2014) [-]
that image WTF.
that image WTF.
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