This fucking guy. .. Four score and seven beers ago our fathers brought forth on this countertop a new 12 pack, conceived in a Coors brewery, and dedicated to the proposition that a This fucking guy Four score and seven beers ago our fathers brought forth on this countertop a new 12 pack conceived in Coors brewery dedicated to the proposition that
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#17 - SubjectThree
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Four score and seven beers ago our fathers brought forth on this countertop a new 12 pack, conceived in a Coors brewery, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created sober.

Now we are engaged in a great drinking war, testing whether that notion, or any notion so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that countertop, as a final resting place for those who here gave their livers that that notion might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this puke-stained ground. The brave men, sober and drunk, who struggled here, have consecrated it (with pee, probably), far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but Youtube will never forget what they did here. It is for us the with common sense, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who drank here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these shameless drunks we take increased devotion to that cause for which they drank the last full measure of my beer—that we here highly resolve that these alcoholics shall not have puked in vain—that this party, under Samuel Adams, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that drinking binges of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
#90 to #17 - gerfox
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(01/02/2014) [-]
"It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these shameless drunks we take increased devotion to that cause for which they drank the last full measure of my beer—that we here highly resolve that these alcoholics shall not have puked in vain—that this party, under Samuel Adams, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that drinking binges of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."

Holy ****, that's one long sentence.
#96 to #90 - SubjectThree
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(01/03/2014) [-]
It's how the actual Gettysburg Address is written out. I changed almost none of the punctuation.
#98 to #96 - gerfox
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(01/03/2014) [-]
I do not doubt you, but that's one long sentence nevertheless!
#19 to #17 - npfortytwo
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(01/02/2014) [-]
sticky this immediately
sticky this immediately
#39 to #17 - defender
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#32 to #17 - paranoidweazle
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#44 to #17 - PadreRasta
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Could be "Four packs and seven beers ago(...)". Still, 5/5, would drink
#87 to #44 - errdayimfjing
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Or rather "Four whores and seven beers ago..."
#6 - lucaslegacy
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#36 to #6 - hamhamtaro
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#7 to #6 - cptmctavish [OP]
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#93 to #7 - wtfduud
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(01/02/2014) [-]
What is that picture supposed to be?
#18 to #7 - anon
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(01/02/2014) [-]
And it's a good thing you have a pic for that so you can be the hero fj needs in this dark hour . ( faggot )
#25 to #18 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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(01/02/2014) [-]
and it's a good thing your anon, so we know your too pussy to sign in but able to talk ****
#63 to #18 - anon
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(01/02/2014) [-]
yeah... bitch ass
#21 - include
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Does that hat get 10 gallons?
Does that hat get 10 gallons?
#42 - roflstorm ONLINE
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(01/02/2014) [-]
4 brews and 7 shots ago, Our fathers brought forth on this table, a new mixture, conceived in sobriety, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equally drunk. Now we are engaged in a great drinking war, Testing whether that liver, or any other liver so conceived and so *hic* dedicated, can long endure. We are met in a garage of that drinking game. We have come to dedicate a portion of that garage, as a final resting place for those brain cells who gave their lives that that mind might live. It is altogether fun and awesome that we should do this. But, in a sober sense, we can not dedicate.....we can not consecrate......we cannot belly ache....this bottle. The brave livers, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor speeches to add or detract. The *hic* world will hold it's liqueur, nor long memory what we did last night, but it can never forget what everyone else did there. It is for us, the brewskies, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished 40. which they who have collapsed, comatose, have thus far so nobley advanced in drunkeness. It is rather for us to *hic* rather for us to be here dedicated to the great game of beer pong, 1 game remaining before us...... That we here highly resolved the "ran outta cups" problem, that these last few beers shall not go flat in vain, that from this party, Under table, shall have a new round of goodness......and that *hic* and that the government of the drinkers, by the drinkers, for the drinkers, shall not perish from the Earth.
#78 to #42 - malhaloc ONLINE
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(01/02/2014) [-]
I'm not a drinker but you sir are awesome
#81 to #42 - straightbusta
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(01/02/2014) [-]
THUMB THE **** OUT OF THIS NOW
#83 to #42 - beerterror
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#84 to #42 - kureizikitsune
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(01/02/2014) [-]
...You clever ************...
#48 to #42 - solarknight
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(01/02/2014) [-]
fantastic.
#50 to #42 - zeroxnight
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(01/02/2014) [-]
that was beautiful
#65 to #42 - porksammich
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#68 to #42 - u do wat to sheep
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(01/02/2014) [-]
I salute you good sir!   
   
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I salute you good sir!

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#12 - TexMex
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(01/02/2014) [-]
that's pretty accurate actually
#3 - tealcanaan
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(01/01/2014) [-]
If you enjoy alchestbreach
#45 to #3 - badmotorfinger ONLINE
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(01/02/2014) [-]
i like his videos but he gets a LITTLE annoying at times.
but it's all good fun
#49 to #45 - tealcanaan
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Ya it's mainly when he gets confused and does some repetitive **** to figure it out that i get annoyed.
#60 to #3 - xxhadesflamesxx
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(01/02/2014) [-]
I would have been dissapointed if this wasn't here
#8 to #3 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE
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(01/01/2014) [-]
show them your ass steve
#9 to #8 - tealcanaan
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#31 - akigon
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Abraham Dinkin's speech: The Gettysburg Address

Four score and seven gallons ago our hosts brought forth on this party, a new hottie, conceived in the bedroom, and dedicated to ass shaking, which that all men cannot say no

Now we are engaged in a great dance party, testing whether that party, or any party so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great dance floor of this party. We have come to dedicate a portion of this floor, as a final ass shaking place for those who here gave their ass a shake so that this party might continue. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this floor. The brave women, living and passed out, who ass shook here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The guests will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but they can never forget what they did here. It is for us the drinking, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished beer keg which they who drank here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored passed out we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these passed out shall not have gone out in vain -- that this beer keg, under God, shall have a new birth of beer -- and that alcohol of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the body.
#40 to #31 - galaxyguy ONLINE
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Truly a man of great words, this Abraham Drinkin
#73 - psyachu ONLINE
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(01/02/2014) [-]
I guess he's wearing a... TEN GALLON HAT!!!

I know... it's probably less, sue me!
#91 - catburglarpenis ONLINE
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Lite beer? Automatic thumb down.
#38 - loneranger
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Yes! Finally a picture of a party scene with Miller light instead of bud light.
#55 to #38 - carcassofgorguts
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Both are naaaaasty.
#56 to #55 - loneranger
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(01/02/2014) [-]
What about this?
#57 to #56 - carcassofgorguts
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Can't say I've had it. This is my jam, I like dark and heavy.
#58 to #57 - loneranger
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Like your women, right?
#59 to #58 - carcassofgorguts
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(01/02/2014) [-]
You clever bastard
#61 to #59 - loneranger
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(01/02/2014) [-]
I like BBWs too...
#62 to #61 - carcassofgorguts
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Ain't no shame in that, I sure do!
#76 to #62 - succubus
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Bravo to you, gentlemen.



Not many people on here admit that.

<am a fat chick
#92 to #76 - unitedabominations
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(01/02/2014) [-]
4-way?


4-way.
#94 to #76 - carcassofgorguts
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(01/02/2014) [-]
It's silly that people are afraid of admitting it.