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This fuckin' Guy. Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!. llet Hi Hello hello! g Lol what' s up? All right enough ', let' s put our c

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llet Hi
Hello hello!
g Lol what' s up?
All right enough ',
let' s put our cards on the
table. No, I' never swiped
right before. No, none of
these pictures are of me.
Yes, I' been on the lamb
since '09.
I need to know if I can trust
yeti.
lilla I' m so confused
Confused? No. Confused
was what f was when '
walked into that bank
brandishing my dads smith
and wesson at the ripe
The world doesn' t forgive
Chrissy. It' s 'ftl cold. hard
bitch.
What are you trying to get
out of this conversation‘?
t] things: A Can you provide
asylum? B. can yeti cook? I
am lactose intolerant. C. De
yeti love me
Listen Chrissy, I took '??i)
gamble on yeti. I need you
to pull through or this could
mean the end of the read
fer me. Let' s see. do you
know morse code’?
Also, you' re going to need
an alias. How about
ltr WHAT IS HAPPENING
go by the Salamander. I
tall and ' have black hair
and very pale skin. I will be
wearing A] disguise when we
meet. Look fer the signal: I
will sneeze three times. You
pretend to take Ill call. I will
leave; you follow - at ?3)
reasonable distance. is this
understood, Brookfield?
Excellent. Our rendezvous
will 'E', at this time
tomorrow. We need to be
out of the city by sundown.
Can you drive stick?
This really throws ?til wrench
in our plans, Brookfield. Net
to worry, Ill drive. but be
prepared to switch seats in
the unlikely event that we
are stepped by law
enforcement. Side note.
food should be prepared
when ] get back to your
before we leave.
What are yeti making? I will
remind you, I' m lactose
intolerant.
allt I' m still really confused.
It means I' m allergic to dairy
products. Please don' t use
any of them when preparing
the meal.
No I know what lactose
intolerant means... But
what' s happening in general
It' s up to you. Ill eat
anything as long as there
isn' t dairy in it.
not about the food... Why
are we having this
conversation
Don' t get all philosophical
on me. Brookfield. I need
you focused, sharp as a
tack. Nimble, like Pi) cat.
None of this existential
mumbo jumbo means
anything it we don' t pull this
off.
llt PULL WHAT OFF
...
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#4 - ledd (07/21/2014) [-]
Brookfield's FW
Brookfield's FW
#6 to #4 - tomthehippie (07/21/2014) [-]
Shanghaiing someone into helping you live on the run through the internet.

I think this guy is the new internet superman.
#18 - cheesywilly (07/21/2014) [-]
This part made me crack up
#14 - leown (07/21/2014) [-]
>I'm still really confused   
>It means im allergic to dairy products   
   
At this point the cringe was long gone and it took my sides with it.
>I'm still really confused
>It means im allergic to dairy products

At this point the cringe was long gone and it took my sides with it.
#1 - itachijebest (07/20/2014) [-]
Amazing...simply amazing
Amazing...simply amazing
User avatar #7 - ivoryhammer (07/21/2014) [-]
It's "on the lam", not lamb. You're not riding a baby sheep around.
#17 to #7 - adr (07/21/2014) [-]
You don't know what I'm about.
#8 to #7 - amata (07/21/2014) [-]
Maybe he was riding a different kind of Lamb
#3 - anon (07/20/2014) [-]
"on the lamb" really?
#2 - rokkai ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
i don't know why but i cringed a little
i don't know why but i cringed a little
#11 - bakinboy ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
this 			****		 is gold
this **** is gold
#12 - cactusphalus ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
all this time I've been using Tinder the wrong way
#5 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
Translation: SEX! PLEASE!
User avatar #10 - enigmaticspirit (07/21/2014) [-]
Someone is going to be good friends with the NSA soon.
#19 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/21/2014) [-]
god i hate girls like that. she keeps responding so shes bored but she is too ******* stupid to actually engage in the conversation just constantly saying its weird
#20 to #19 - poutinesalad (07/21/2014) [-]
but... it is weird.   
   
I'm just sayin, she doesnt know the guy well obviously, he doesnt really explain himself, and he says all that out of nowhere.   
   
Lol, must be pretty 			******		 to have a superiority complex like yours.
but... it is weird.

I'm just sayin, she doesnt know the guy well obviously, he doesnt really explain himself, and he says all that out of nowhere.

Lol, must be pretty ****** to have a superiority complex like yours.
#21 to #20 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/21/2014) [-]
it has its ups and downs
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User avatar #15 to #13 - theballsoflucifer (07/21/2014) [-]
Nope, they're using an app called tinder. Google it.
#9 - epicactual (07/21/2014) [-]
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