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llet Hi
Hello hello!
g Lol what' s up?
All right enough ',
let' s put our cards on the
table. No, I' never swiped
right before. No, none of
these pictures are of me.
Yes, I' been on the lamb
since '09.
I need to know if I can trust
yeti.
lilla I' m so confused
Confused? No. Confused
was what f was when '
walked into that bank
brandishing my dads smith
and wesson at the ripe
The world doesn' t forgive
Chrissy. It' s 'ftl cold. hard
bitch.
What are you trying to get
out of this conversation‘?
t] things: A Can you provide
asylum? B. can yeti cook? I
am lactose intolerant. C. De
yeti love me
Listen Chrissy, I took '??i)
gamble on yeti. I need you
to pull through or this could
mean the end of the read
fer me. Let' s see. do you
know morse code’?
Also, you' re going to need
an alias. How about
ltr WHAT IS HAPPENING
go by the Salamander. I
tall and ' have black hair
and very pale skin. I will be
wearing A] disguise when we
meet. Look fer the signal: I
will sneeze three times. You
pretend to take Ill call. I will
leave; you follow - at ?3)
reasonable distance. is this
understood, Brookfield?
Excellent. Our rendezvous
will 'E', at this time
tomorrow. We need to be
out of the city by sundown.
Can you drive stick?
This really throws ?til wrench
in our plans, Brookfield. Net
to worry, Ill drive. but be
prepared to switch seats in
the unlikely event that we
are stepped by law
enforcement. Side note.
food should be prepared
when ] get back to your
before we leave.
What are yeti making? I will
remind you, I' m lactose
intolerant.
allt I' m still really confused.
It means I' m allergic to dairy
products. Please don' t use
any of them when preparing
the meal.
No I know what lactose
intolerant means... But
what' s happening in general
It' s up to you. Ill eat
anything as long as there
isn' t dairy in it.
not about the food... Why
are we having this
conversation
Don' t get all philosophical
on me. Brookfield. I need
you focused, sharp as a
tack. Nimble, like Pi) cat.
None of this existential
mumbo jumbo means
anything it we don' t pull this
off.
llt PULL WHAT OFF
...
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#2 - vigdos (03/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
This is hilarious  I don't get it
This is hilarious I don't get it
User avatar #3 - prepared (03/27/2014) [+] (10 replies)
At first i thought this was going to be neck beard trying to ask a girl out on a date, then as I read more, I thought it might just be some prank or joke.

Im still not any closer to figuring out.
#23 - ledd (03/27/2014) [-]
Brookfield's FW
Brookfield's FW
#11 - kaboozle123 (03/27/2014) [-]
Brookfield's face during this convo
Brookfield's face during this convo
User avatar #8 - trixlem (03/27/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**trixlem rolled user sanbonzakura ** BROOKFIELD, TAKE THE WHEEL
#39 - organicglory ONLINE (03/28/2014) [+] (10 replies)
when she declines
when she declines
#22 - bohemianblasphemy (03/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This sounds like a very convoluted action flick meets film noir.

10/10 would drive stick with
#13 - lordvatican (03/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
GET YOUR **** TOGETHER BROOKFIELD
#32 - MasterManiac (03/27/2014) [-]
Brookfield's FW
#12 - rokulda (03/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>i go by the salamander
>i go by the salamander
#52 - davbry (03/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
This sounds like something that would be in the show Rick and Morty. Such an amazing show.
This sounds like something that would be in the show Rick and Morty. Such an amazing show.
#28 - flufflepuff (03/27/2014) [-]
and here we can see an FJer attempting to mate.
notice how the demented mating call confuses, and eventually repulses the female.
#4 - rockingaca (03/27/2014) [-]
I don't get it but it's awesome, we need more!
User avatar #63 - juventud (03/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i read this in a fast talking man of the 50's voice
#46 - weirddark (03/28/2014) [-]
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#35 - derpyhuubes **User deleted account** (03/28/2014) [-]
Godspeed,Salamander,Godspeed..
User avatar #41 - Bion ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
"Don't get all philosophical on me, Brookfield." Haha.

Yes. We're tumblr now. I don't give a **** .
#124 - ronrod (03/28/2014) [-]
For the love of God OP tell us how it ends!!! Don't leave us on a
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#31 - messerauditore (03/27/2014) [-]
I read that in Dwight's voice.
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