This fuckin' Guy. From Imgur. llet Hi Hello hello! g Lol what' s up? All right enough ', let' s put our cards on the table. No, I' never swiped right before. No this guy
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This fuckin' Guy

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llet Hi
Hello hello!
g Lol what' s up?
All right enough ',
let' s put our cards on the
table. No, I' never swiped
right before. No, none of
these pictures are of me.
Yes, I' been on the lamb
since '09.
I need to know if I can trust
yeti.
lilla I' m so confused
Confused? No. Confused
was what f was when '
walked into that bank
brandishing my dads smith
and wesson at the ripe
The world doesn' t forgive
Chrissy. It' s 'ftl cold. hard
bitch.
What are you trying to get
out of this conversation‘?
t] things: A Can you provide
asylum? B. can yeti cook? I
am lactose intolerant. C. De
yeti love me
Listen Chrissy, I took '??i)
gamble on yeti. I need you
to pull through or this could
mean the end of the read
fer me. Let' s see. do you
know morse code’?
Also, you' re going to need
an alias. How about
ltr WHAT IS HAPPENING
go by the Salamander. I
tall and ' have black hair
and very pale skin. I will be
wearing A] disguise when we
meet. Look fer the signal: I
will sneeze three times. You
pretend to take Ill call. I will
leave; you follow - at ?3)
reasonable distance. is this
understood, Brookfield?
Excellent. Our rendezvous
will 'E', at this time
tomorrow. We need to be
out of the city by sundown.
Can you drive stick?
This really throws ?til wrench
in our plans, Brookfield. Net
to worry, Ill drive. but be
prepared to switch seats in
the unlikely event that we
are stepped by law
enforcement. Side note.
food should be prepared
when ] get back to your
before we leave.
What are yeti making? I will
remind you, I' m lactose
intolerant.
allt I' m still really confused.
It means I' m allergic to dairy
products. Please don' t use
any of them when preparing
the meal.
No I know what lactose
intolerant means... But
what' s happening in general
It' s up to you. Ill eat
anything as long as there
isn' t dairy in it.
not about the food... Why
are we having this
conversation
Don' t get all philosophical
on me. Brookfield. I need
you focused, sharp as a
tack. Nimble, like Pi) cat.
None of this existential
mumbo jumbo means
anything it we don' t pull this
off.
llt PULL WHAT OFF
...
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#23 - ledd (03/27/2014) [-]
Brookfield's FW
Brookfield's FW
User avatar #3 - prepared (03/27/2014) [-]
At first i thought this was going to be neck beard trying to ask a girl out on a date, then as I read more, I thought it might just be some prank or joke.

Im still not any closer to figuring out.
User avatar #64 to #3 - timelordjam (03/28/2014) [-]
Bank robbing prank
User avatar #144 to #3 - deathstare (03/28/2014) [-]
She initiated the conversation though, so what now?
#40 to #3 - John Cena (03/28/2014) [-]
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2.
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3.
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5.
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a.
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#2 - vigdos (03/27/2014) [-]
This is hilarious  I don't get it
This is hilarious I don't get it
#53 to #2 - John Cena (03/28/2014) [-]
That's the point. There is nothing to get and a person got ****** and mindraped by it. Lool.
#141 to #53 - John Cena (03/28/2014) [-]
fukken LOOOL!
User avatar #56 to #2 - kevinipples ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
exactly
User avatar #9 to #2 - teevee (03/27/2014) [-]
It's okay, Brookfield. All you need to do is get to the rendezvous point. We can work out monetary problems from there. Just remember, I am lactose intolerant.
#22 - bohemianblasphemy (03/27/2014) [-]
This sounds like a very convoluted action flick meets film noir.

10/10 would drive stick with
#34 to #22 - mankbeast (03/27/2014) [-]
Thumb for Sly Cooper
#13 - lordvatican (03/27/2014) [-]
GET YOUR **** TOGETHER BROOKFIELD
User avatar #135 to #13 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
This should be top comment.
User avatar #33 to #13 - dscrim (03/27/2014) [-]
AXOLOTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#91 to #33 - hammarhead (03/28/2014) [-]
MY AXOLOTL!!!!
#11 - kaboozle123 (03/27/2014) [-]
Brookfield's face during this convo
Brookfield's face during this convo
#39 - organicglory (03/28/2014) [-]
when she declines
when she declines
User avatar #78 to #39 - mcfattyfatty (03/28/2014) [-]
Hmm... Okay!
User avatar #42 to #39 - ilikeeggs (03/28/2014) [-]
I ****** LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!
User avatar #45 to #43 - ilikeeggs (03/28/2014) [-]
wut?
#123 to #59 - popnotes (03/28/2014) [-]
Better one
User avatar #99 to #42 - spanishiqiustion (03/28/2014) [-]
whats it called?
#102 to #99 - newforomador (03/28/2014) [-]
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
#104 to #102 - spanishiqiustion (03/28/2014) [-]
OHH I've seen that movie and now i have to watch it again
OHH I've seen that movie and now i have to watch it again
#32 - MasterManiac (03/27/2014) [-]
Brookfield's FW
User avatar #8 - trixlem (03/27/2014) [-]
**trixlem rolled user sanbonzakura ** BROOKFIELD, TAKE THE WHEEL
User avatar #164 to #163 - trixlem (03/28/2014) [-]
JUST TAKE THE WHEEL BROOKFIELD!!!!!!
#165 to #164 - sanbonzakura (03/28/2014) [-]
WHERE THE **** IS IT?!?!11one?!
User avatar #166 to #165 - trixlem (03/28/2014) [-]
BROOKFIELD, IT DOESNT MATTER, JUST GET US TO THE rendezvous point
User avatar #167 to #166 - sanbonzakura (03/28/2014) [-]
ALRIGHT I WILL NAVIGATE MY WAY USING APPLE MAPS WE'LL BE THERE IN A JIFFY
#12 - rokulda (03/27/2014) [-]
>i go by the salamander
>i go by the salamander
#4 - rockingaca (03/27/2014) [-]
I don't get it but it's awesome, we need more!
User avatar #63 - juventud (03/28/2014) [-]
i read this in a fast talking man of the 50's voice
User avatar #92 to #63 - brokded (03/28/2014) [-]
i didnt until he called her Brookfield
#70 to #63 - namffuh (03/28/2014) [-]
I came to the comments hoping I wasn't the only one.
User avatar #82 to #70 - nomsoms (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank god there are others.
#52 - davbry (03/28/2014) [-]
This sounds like something that would be in the show Rick and Morty. Such an amazing show.
This sounds like something that would be in the show Rick and Morty. Such an amazing show.
User avatar #137 to #52 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Rick and Morty, and Adventure Time are my two favorite shows on CN, and I never see them on. Instead it's just a bunch of Family Guy.
User avatar #61 to #52 - brrigg (03/28/2014) [-]
this is my new favorite show.
#54 to #52 - catatak (03/28/2014) [-]
where are my testicles summer?
#73 to #54 - supercookieduster (03/28/2014) [-]
here u go
here u go
User avatar #57 to #54 - dyingkisses (03/28/2014) [-]
You're growing up, Morty.
Into a real pain in my ass.
User avatar #76 to #57 - lordjebadia (03/28/2014) [-]
"Anyone up for some ball fondlers?
#28 - flufflepuff (03/27/2014) [-]
and here we can see an FJer attempting to mate.
notice how the demented mating call confuses, and eventually repulses the female.
#35 - derpyhuubes **User deleted account** (03/28/2014) [-]
Godspeed,Salamander,Godspeed..
#124 - ronrod (03/28/2014) [-]
For the love of God OP tell us how it ends!!! Don't leave us on a
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#46 - weirddark (03/28/2014) [-]
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#107 - AceofHearts (03/28/2014) [-]
This was funny. I enjoyed reading it
This was funny. I enjoyed reading it
#31 - messerauditore (03/27/2014) [-]
I read that in Dwight's voice.
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