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#3 to #2 - happypony (05/09/2014) [-]
What can I say? It's true, I'm a faggot!
User avatar #8 - secondlawprevails (05/09/2014) [-]
I'd like to see marriage legalized for either gays of lesbians, but not both. The ensuing ********* would be marvelous.
User avatar #10 to #8 - brokenhalf (05/09/2014) [-]
why not both?
User avatar #13 to #10 - keybladewarrior (05/09/2014) [-]
Didn't yah read? The ********** would marvelous.
User avatar #25 to #13 - rootintootinputin (05/09/2014) [-]
i wish i wasnt lonely
#19 to #8 - xcoreyx (05/09/2014) [-]
But
gay = homosexual person
lesbian = homosexual female
User avatar #21 to #19 - wimwam (05/09/2014) [-]
homosexual man = ?
#22 to #21 - xcoreyx (05/09/2014) [-]
I dunno just gay man I guess. My point is that people tend to use the word "gay" to refer only to gay men, but it's actually just a synonym for homosexual.
User avatar #1 - bawbmaggit (05/09/2014) [-]
Does that mean that he Bible is just sexual tension?
#4 to #1 - happypony (05/09/2014) [-]
Of course! It all makes sense now! God wrote it after the break-up.
Of course! It all makes sense now! God wrote it after the break-up.
#31 to #4 - trollzoll ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
So God is Taylor Swift?
So God is Taylor Swift?
#42 to #31 - happypony (05/10/2014) [-]
I'd almost forgotten about Sk8er Boi...
#7 - zielscheibe ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
* ahhh religion ....
#15 to #14 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
I'd like to apply to become a heterosexual, please.
User avatar #16 to #15 - thejusticar (05/09/2014) [-]
ok im just going to ask you a few questions and we will get you loving women in no time!

1:which of these is more interesting? (tittys,) (sports,) (27 dicks with aids on your face.)

2:do you enjoy licking mens anuses?

3:are you gay?

#24 to #16 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
Do I have to answer here or I can send you a form by mail?
User avatar #27 to #24 - thejusticar (05/09/2014) [-]
either way is fine
User avatar #23 to #16 - rootintootinputin (05/09/2014) [-]
titties, no but i enjoy licking girls anuses, yes
User avatar #26 to #23 - thejusticar (05/09/2014) [-]
sorry but you failed please come back at 5/17/14 to retry the heterosexual test
User avatar #28 to #26 - rootintootinputin (05/09/2014) [-]
i would have picked the dicks but i dont like aids
User avatar #29 to #28 - thejusticar (05/09/2014) [-]
thats alright sir, but if you feel you love pussy and mens penises you can take our bisexual test.
User avatar #30 to #29 - rootintootinputin (05/09/2014) [-]
i dont like vagina, i like tittys though
User avatar #32 to #30 - thejusticar (05/09/2014) [-]
then you have passed the homo who likes tittys test. congratz
#11 to #9 - norwegianlolz (05/09/2014) [-]
you should try keeping it further away from yourself
#12 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
,,Gays are mentally ill persons,, -American psychiatric association (until 1973 and the start of gay lobbying) ,so enough with this retarded crap already,I come here to laugh and not to watch stupid gays whine about everything, **** of retards.
User avatar #18 to #12 - Loppytaffy (05/09/2014) [-]
And of women? Women can be gay, too.
User avatar #17 - Loppytaffy (05/09/2014) [-]
Dude no, Lucifer was God's son.
User avatar #41 - archangel (05/09/2014) [-]
If that's god who is the horny devil next to him
User avatar #38 - traveltech (05/09/2014) [-]
...Is that reporter in a windstorm or something?
#36 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
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#35 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
But..He's God, why would he give a **** about our human laws.
User avatar #39 to #35 - traveltech (05/09/2014) [-]
A lot of Christians seem to think he cares a lot about our laws.
User avatar #20 - angelious (05/09/2014) [-]
isnt that incest?


parental incest at that?
#33 to #20 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - angelious (05/09/2014) [-]
but then when you start thinking about it god is in pretty ****** situation since everything he creates are his "daughters and sons" so he cant do anything else except beat it off or wincest...
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