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#5 - adu (10/01/2013) [-]
Something tells me this kid will be working at McDonalds for a long, long time.
Something tells me this kid will be working at McDonalds for a long, long time.
User avatar #6 to #5 - mitchr (10/01/2013) [-]
He's gonna be CEO some day.
#12 - John Cena (10/02/2013) [-]
Bahamas is not all its cracked up to be.


Nassau,Bahamas
#9 - John Cena (10/02/2013) [-]
Fake and gay.

Anyone who has ever filled out an application knows there isn't enough room in the boxes to write all that crap.
User avatar #3 - vampiresensei (10/01/2013) [-]
If I had the power to do so, I would thumb this up. But alas, I do not, so you will have to be satisfied with the knowledge that I enjoyed this.
User avatar #20 to #14 - vampiresensei (10/03/2013) [-]
Man, that is a creepy gif.
I enjoy it. XD
User avatar #16 to #3 - slothton (10/02/2013) [-]
here, have some reds.
User avatar #19 to #16 - vampiresensei (10/03/2013) [-]
Better than nothing.
#10 to #3 - gameshredder (10/02/2013) [-]
Cry me a river.
Cry me a river.
User avatar #18 to #10 - vampiresensei (10/03/2013) [-]
Why? There's nothing to cry about.
I was just giving a compliment to the poster, without being able to green thumb them.
User avatar #15 to #10 - zerpderp (10/02/2013) [-]
I find it hilarious that the newbie calling for thumbs has gotten so bad someone actually made a gif of it
User avatar #17 to #15 - vampiresensei (10/03/2013) [-]
Yes I am a newbie.
I wasn't calling for thumbs though, was just complimenting the poster.
User avatar #7 to #3 - felixjarl ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
This is starting to become the FJ version of the futurama suicide booth.
User avatar #13 - diabolicgnome (10/02/2013) [-]
Hired
User avatar #11 - ghostofgemini (10/02/2013) [-]
I thought it was funny.

If its real, he obv did it for kicks.
User avatar #8 - trivdiego (10/02/2013) [-]
that wasnt that clever and he didnt provide his employers with any information they needed to employ him. I mean, Im saying a job a mcdonalds has ******* qualifications, it just has procedures
User avatar #2 - enemyoftrn (10/01/2013) [-]
Wow, old, but gold.
#1 - mykol ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Lost it at aries.
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