Things Nobody Told Me. .. I dunno about that part about being normal. Having a nine to five job, wife and kids, decent and a stable income and a roof over your head seems like a nice dea Things Nobody Told Me I dunno about that part being normal Having a nine to five job wife and kids decent stable income roof over your head seems like nice dea
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#12 - ninegagleader
Reply +35
(02/16/2014) [-]
I dunno about that part about being normal. Having a nine to five job, wife and kids, decent and a stable income and a roof over your head seems like a nice deal to me. Everyone trying to be a unique snowflake can be just as bad as people restricting themselves just to blend in with the crowd.
#25 to #12 - civilizedwasteland
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(02/16/2014) [-]
Funny you should say that, because its becoming more rare.
#27 to #12 - hurzg
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(02/16/2014) [-]
But you know, find something you enjoy. I like planes and revolvers and cooking. And history. And sheep. I read about them etc. So I have something to talk about and a community I belong to.
#41 to #12 - anon
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(02/16/2014) [-]
9-5 ain't normal. He means through character, I think.
#51 to #12 - zwaxor
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(02/16/2014) [-]
The problem isn't being the average citizen.

The problem is trying to be the average citizen and "just like everyone else", because if you decide ahead of time to end up with some woman and some kids and some 9 to 5 job, you're not exactly following your dreams.

It's more or less a message about giving in to peer pressure. Don't do what everyone else does if there's an equally viable option that's more appealing to you.

The message isn't that everyone should be a unique snowflake; it's that if you live your life simply going with the flow and never stopping to consider your own desires every once in a while, your life will generally end up lamer than it could have.
#38 to #12 - lolzordz
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(02/16/2014) [-]
no one's "trying" to be unique.. people just are. Its trying to be normal that you shouldnt do because there's no such thing (or at least it's rare) and when I do see really normal people, I have no urge to speak to them.

nothing to do with 9-5 jobs and wife & kids anyway
#8 - thechosentroll
Reply +20
(02/16/2014) [-]
Said every woman in an abusive relationship ever.
#1 - kaliban
Reply +18
(02/15/2014) [-]
Not sure about that last one, how would they hide this thing?

Oh, and, this post was really something, good job to whoever deserves it
#4 - skullball
Reply +5
(02/16/2014) [-]
this post made me happy
this post made me happy
#7 to #4 - middagsmo
Reply +8
(02/16/2014) [-]
me aswell
me aswell
#29 - flufflepuff
Reply +1
(02/16/2014) [-]
tell me ladies..

is the last one true?
#34 to #29 - sixstringdemon
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(02/16/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
#36 to #34 - flufflepuff
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(02/16/2014) [-]
#40 to #29 - kaitora
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(02/16/2014) [-]
It is.
#17 - comicsjoey **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(02/16/2014) [-]
2 of them are false.

in the first place, only those who know you can have the possibility to masturbate to you.

here comes the 2nd wrong thing. Women are NOT as horny as men, because of genetics. Thus if you are a man, there is a less chance that a women masturbates to you.

back to number 1, if youre a ugly man, its very improbable (impossible 100%) that someone masturbates to you.

basically because your hideous. and thats the truth. get over it m8.

#20 to #17 - dragonpaint
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(02/16/2014) [-]
I agree. Women always argue that they're just as horny as men, but do you want to have sex every waking hour of the day? Can you handle that? The answer is that simple. Women can't do that. We're too overworked, concious about our looks and busy with chores to have sex on our minds all the time.
But there IS the rare occasion where the female in the relationship is more horny than the male.
my laptop was stolen I have no reaction gifs
#37 to #20 - stupilycouragus
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(02/16/2014) [-]
its not just men or women its the individual. overheard mom starting the "you just get home from work and go to sleep!" conversation. and in my last relationship the girl was always complaining that she felt like a beggar. which i don't know why.. i never asked for it but i never turned her down or made it hard for her.
its not just men or women its the individual. overheard mom starting the "you just get home from work and go to sleep!" conversation. and in my last relationship the girl was always complaining that she felt like a beggar. which i don't know why.. i never asked for it but i never turned her down or made it hard for her.
#52 to #37 - comicsjoey **User deleted account**
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(02/17/2014) [-]
moral of thes tory:

no-one masturbates thinking of you if you happen to be born ugly

all the women aint as horny is just a second thing.
#26 to #20 - anon
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(02/16/2014) [-]
While many men will tell you they'd LOVE to have sex every waking hour of the day, that's false and physically uncomfortable... and the "man" who said that is actually a teenager. Or anyone without experience.
#49 - stocxt
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(02/16/2014) [-]
The internet isn't just a thing.

It's my LIFE.
#19 - granadablashlack
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(02/16/2014) [-]
#10 - elgrind
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(02/16/2014) [-]
Useful.
#23 to #10 - laky
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(02/16/2014) [-]
hat the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#5 - bakinboy
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#9 to #5 - talonhalfstar
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(02/16/2014) [-]
Lol, well it wasn't a guide on how to get yourself a girl. But maybe changing some stuff around like as described by the content above are more like stepping stones to that goal /shrug
#28 to #5 - hurzg
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(02/16/2014) [-]
Do you have a family?