Things Nobody Told Me. .. I dunno about that part about being normal. Having a nine to five job, wife and kids, decent and a stable income and a roof over your head seems like a nice dea
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Submitted: 02/15/2014
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#12 - ninegagleader (02/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I dunno about that part about being normal. Having a nine to five job, wife and kids, decent and a stable income and a roof over your head seems like a nice deal to me. Everyone trying to be a unique snowflake can be just as bad as people restricting themselves just to blend in with the crowd.
#8 - thechosentroll (02/16/2014) [-]
Said every woman in an abusive relationship ever.
#1 - kaliban (02/15/2014) [-]
Not sure about that last one, how would they hide this thing?

Oh, and, this post was really something, good job to whoever deserves it
#4 - skullball (02/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this post made me happy
this post made me happy
#7 to #4 - middagsmo (02/16/2014) [-]
me aswell
me aswell
#29 - flufflepuff (02/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
tell me ladies..

is the last one true?
User avatar #17 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (02/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
2 of them are false.

in the first place, only those who know you can have the possibility to masturbate to you.

here comes the 2nd wrong thing. Women are NOT as horny as men, because of genetics. Thus if you are a man, there is a less chance that a women masturbates to you.

back to number 1, if youre a ugly man, its very improbable (impossible 100%) that someone masturbates to you.

basically because your hideous. and thats the truth. get over it m8.

#20 to #17 - dragonpaint (02/16/2014) [-]
I agree. Women always argue that they're just as horny as men, but do you want to have sex every waking hour of the day? Can you handle that? The answer is that simple. Women can't do that. We're too overworked, concious about our looks and busy with chores to have sex on our minds all the time.
But there IS the rare occasion where the female in the relationship is more horny than the male.
my laptop was stolen I have no reaction gifs
#49 - stocxt ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
The internet isn't just a thing.

It's my LIFE.
#50 - hasinvadedyou (02/16/2014) [-]
eh normal is is good enough for me... that way no one suspects me when i become a serial killer
eh normal is is good enough for me... that way no one suspects me when i become a serial killer
User avatar #48 - entarasu (02/16/2014) [-]
No one is masturbating for me wtheck
User avatar #35 - pwnigator (02/16/2014) [-]
#14 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Then why doesnt he say hello!?!?!?
#47 to #14 - ugoboom (02/16/2014) [-]
Hfw he realized his mistake
#10 - elgrind (02/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #23 to #10 - laky ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
hat the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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User avatar #44 - carnivorouswalnut (02/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why do people get upset whenever this post pops up? It's motivational and reminding you to be a better person - something you're failing to be when you post angry, hateful responses to it on the internet.
#43 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
yeah, please tell me to stop trying to be normal while suffering from a genetic defect.

****** inspirational assholes
#42 - tikledpikle (02/16/2014) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #182226 at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies ** I won't just spread my anger to the internet alone, but the entire world! Every one will know how small my dick is!! Muahahaha...haha..ha.... *me sobs*
#24 - crosskill ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
I want my bird.
#22 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
Or maybe... just MAYBE, porn (and some things in Disney, apparently) often appeal to our most basic needs. And those "OMG so frustrated" people would've been pretty much the same if porn and Disney never existed. Probably. I'd bet on it. Newsflash, if you're an idiot who teaches himself life through a screen instead of socializing, it's your own fault you're a retard. It's like blaming videos games for violence.

And the one about "people looking tough" takes generalization to another level. It's not even worth commenting.

These two were both a needle in the eye, the rest are mostly Cpt Obvious level of common sense, trying to sound very preachy-smart. F**k it.
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