Things Nobody Told Me. .. I dunno about that part about being normal. Having a nine to five job, wife and kids, decent and a stable income and a roof over your head seems like a nice dea
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#12 - ninegagleader (02/16/2014) [-]
I dunno about that part about being normal. Having a nine to five job, wife and kids, decent and a stable income and a roof over your head seems like a nice deal to me. Everyone trying to be a unique snowflake can be just as bad as people restricting themselves just to blend in with the crowd.
User avatar #25 to #12 - civilizedwasteland (02/16/2014) [-]
Funny you should say that, because its becoming more rare.
#27 to #12 - hurzg (02/16/2014) [-]
But you know, find something you enjoy. I like planes and revolvers and cooking. And history. And sheep. I read about them etc. So I have something to talk about and a community I belong to.
#41 to #12 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
9-5 ain't normal. He means through character, I think.
User avatar #51 to #12 - zwaxor (02/16/2014) [-]
The problem isn't being the average citizen.

The problem is trying to be the average citizen and "just like everyone else", because if you decide ahead of time to end up with some woman and some kids and some 9 to 5 job, you're not exactly following your dreams.

It's more or less a message about giving in to peer pressure. Don't do what everyone else does if there's an equally viable option that's more appealing to you.

The message isn't that everyone should be a unique snowflake; it's that if you live your life simply going with the flow and never stopping to consider your own desires every once in a while, your life will generally end up lamer than it could have.
User avatar #38 to #12 - lolzordz (02/16/2014) [-]
no one's "trying" to be unique.. people just are. Its trying to be normal that you shouldnt do because there's no such thing (or at least it's rare) and when I do see really normal people, I have no urge to speak to them.

nothing to do with 9-5 jobs and wife & kids anyway
#14 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
Then why doesnt he say hello!?!?!?
#47 to #14 - ugoboom ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
Hfw he realized his mistake
#1 - kaliban ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
Not sure about that last one, how would they hide this thing?

Oh, and, this post was really something, good job to whoever deserves it
#8 - thechosentroll (02/16/2014) [-]
Said every woman in an abusive relationship ever.
#45 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
"If you always try to sound smart you will end up coming out dumb"   
   
- funnyjunk
"If you always try to sound smart you will end up coming out dumb"

- funnyjunk
#4 - skullball ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
this post made me happy
this post made me happy
#7 to #4 - middagsmo (02/16/2014) [-]
me aswell
me aswell
#49 - stocxt (02/16/2014) [-]
The internet isn't just a thing.

It's my LIFE.
#50 - hasinvadedyou (02/16/2014) [-]
eh normal is is good enough for me... that way no one suspects me when i become a serial killer
eh normal is is good enough for me... that way no one suspects me when i become a serial killer
User avatar #48 - entarasu (02/16/2014) [-]
No one is masturbating for me wtheck
User avatar #35 - pwnigator (02/16/2014) [-]
Hello.
#29 - flufflepuff (02/16/2014) [-]
tell me ladies..

is the last one true?
User avatar #40 to #29 - kaitora (02/16/2014) [-]
It is.
User avatar #34 to #29 - sixstringdemon (02/16/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
+1
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User avatar #9 to #5 - talonhalfstar (02/16/2014) [-]
Lol, well it wasn't a guide on how to get yourself a girl. But maybe changing some stuff around like as described by the content above are more like stepping stones to that goal /shrug
#28 to #5 - hurzg (02/16/2014) [-]
Do you have a family?
User avatar #17 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (02/16/2014) [-]
2 of them are false.

in the first place, only those who know you can have the possibility to masturbate to you.

here comes the 2nd wrong thing. Women are NOT as horny as men, because of genetics. Thus if you are a man, there is a less chance that a women masturbates to you.

back to number 1, if youre a ugly man, its very improbable (impossible 100%) that someone masturbates to you.

basically because your hideous. and thats the truth. get over it m8.

#20 to #17 - dragonpaint (02/16/2014) [-]
I agree. Women always argue that they're just as horny as men, but do you want to have sex every waking hour of the day? Can you handle that? The answer is that simple. Women can't do that. We're too overworked, concious about our looks and busy with chores to have sex on our minds all the time.
But there IS the rare occasion where the female in the relationship is more horny than the male.
my laptop was stolen I have no reaction gifs
#26 to #20 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
While many men will tell you they'd LOVE to have sex every waking hour of the day, that's false and physically uncomfortable... and the "man" who said that is actually a teenager. Or anyone without experience.
#37 to #20 - stupilycouragus (02/16/2014) [-]
its not just men or women its the individual. overheard mom starting the "you just get home from work and go to sleep!" conversation. and in my last relationship the girl was always complaining that she felt like a beggar. which i don't know why.. i never asked for it but i never turned her down or made it hard for her.
its not just men or women its the individual. overheard mom starting the "you just get home from work and go to sleep!" conversation. and in my last relationship the girl was always complaining that she felt like a beggar. which i don't know why.. i never asked for it but i never turned her down or made it hard for her.
User avatar #52 to #37 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (02/17/2014) [-]
moral of thes tory:

no-one masturbates thinking of you if you happen to be born ugly

all the women aint as horny is just a second thing.
#22 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
Or maybe... just MAYBE, porn (and some things in Disney, apparently) often appeal to our most basic needs. And those "OMG so frustrated" people would've been pretty much the same if porn and Disney never existed. Probably. I'd bet on it. Newsflash, if you're an idiot who teaches himself life through a screen instead of socializing, it's your own fault you're a retard. It's like blaming videos games for violence.

And the one about "people looking tough" takes generalization to another level. It's not even worth commenting.

These two were both a needle in the eye, the rest are mostly Cpt Obvious level of common sense, trying to sound very preachy-smart. F**k it.
#15 - gisuar (02/16/2014) [-]
******* disney movies making me believe there are still princesses out there even thought the only thing you find are hoes
User avatar #2 - originalanonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
******** being normal is the coolest thing to be you now have nothing wrong with you and can do what ever you want with out limits remember being normal isn't being boring
User avatar #30 to #2 - wildberk (02/16/2014) [-]
Unless normal means pushing yourself to the LIMIT everyday, then being normal is boring as hell!
User avatar #33 to #2 - Relinies (02/16/2014) [-]
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
#3 to #2 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
Just... No. Trying to be "normal" is the most limiting thing you can do to yourself, and it's cowardly too. Baaa.
#13 to #3 - anon (02/16/2014) [-]
Did you just get thumbs up on FJ after calling someone a sheep (albeit indirectly)? Wow. Also, **** you and the other guy. Be who you ******* want to be. If you want to be normal, **** other people who put you down because their mommies told them that everyone in the world can be a special ******* snowflake. If you want to be different, do that instead. Either way is perfectly ******* acceptable.
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