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skelebones ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
huh and all it took for me to get a purple heart and a bronze star was to eat a 110 morter loose an eye a kidney 4 feet of my intestine a chunk of my leg. and get shot 4 more times...
could be worse. i couldve gotten one of them "all i got was this lousy tshirt" shirts
could be worse. i couldve gotten one of them "all i got was this lousy tshirt" shirts
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skelebones ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Not that i would if i could. Kinda rude to take pics of a guy with his intestines hanging out....
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skelebones ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
no i know lol
and i dont have a way to upload em until addy fixes the goddamn mobile site
and i dont have a way to upload em until addy fixes the goddamn mobile site
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masdercheef (11/22/2015) [-] That's impressive. The image and the fact that you're still standing.
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skelebones ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
noone wants to have glorious naval battles anymore...
if they did navy would get a ******* more action
if they did navy would get a ******* more action
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KazumaKyu (11/22/2015) [-] Of course they don't want to have any naval battles anymore, the US wins that war right out. For god's sake we have half-again as many aircraft carriers as the rest of the world combined. People can say whatever they want about air and ground superiority, but when it comes to ruling the seas the US is most assuredly top dog.
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cptsweatpants (11/23/2015) [-] Nah, it's because nowadays "glorious naval battles" consist of missile barrages at thousands of kilometres of range with little risk to the ship itself, rather than the main gun skirmish it used to be.
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skelebones ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
Not that id want it. There arent many qt3.14 corpsman... so for all i know she could be some methmouth looking bitch
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skelebones ONLINE (11/27/2015) [-]
back when i was in the ones i saw around base werent entirely ugly but they werent anything to write home about either.
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tittylovin (11/22/2015) [-] Jesus Christ. Sounds like they had to bring you back with a shop vac.
Hows
your hearing? I bet you and Mr EEEEEEEEE are well acquainted.
Hows
your hearing? I bet you and Mr EEEEEEEEE are well acquainted.
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skelebones ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-] more or less. doc asked the guys if i had any blood left in me or if they left it all back there in the street
and yeah makes me wanna stab my eardrum out
and yeah makes me wanna stab my eardrum out
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anon (11/22/2015) [-]
It's 'cus it's a woman most likely, heard the American women get medals for just cleaning their butts without any help
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ilovehitler (11/23/2015) [-] Nah, silly. We don't give out metals for everything- mainly things like nonmetals or metalloids. Halogens too, but those are pretty rare.
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battletechmech (11/22/2015) [-] **battletechmech used "*roll picture*"**
**battletechmech rolled image** MFW the mac & cheese is good enough for a commendation.
**battletechmech rolled image** MFW the mac & cheese is good enough for a commendation.
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xif (11/22/2015) [-] Airforce Basic Rifle Training
AF Drill Sergeant: "Relax and control your breathing. Then take out your magazine and give all your ammo to the nearest Marine."
Army being Army
Boy: What is the Army?
Solider: Its the most prestigious-
Marine: Its and acronym for "Arent Real Men Yet"
Navy
Sailor: "Hey, Marine Corps, you started to let gay's in...bunch of fags!!!"
Marine: "Oh, you think you are tough huh? Well, we let the Gay's in....When are you going to start letting the straights in?"
Coastguard
Coastie: "We are pretty cool -"
Army: "Shut up"
Marines: "You are a bunch of ******* pussies"
Navy: "You are only here because the gov't doesn't want to give us all the glory, faggots."
AF Drill Sergeant: "Relax and control your breathing. Then take out your magazine and give all your ammo to the nearest Marine."
Army being Army
Boy: What is the Army?
Solider: Its the most prestigious-
Marine: Its and acronym for "Arent Real Men Yet"
Navy
Sailor: "Hey, Marine Corps, you started to let gay's in...bunch of fags!!!"
Marine: "Oh, you think you are tough huh? Well, we let the Gay's in....When are you going to start letting the straights in?"
Coastguard
Coastie: "We are pretty cool -"
Army: "Shut up"
Marines: "You are a bunch of ******* pussies"
Navy: "You are only here because the gov't doesn't want to give us all the glory, faggots."
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anaklusmos [OP](11/23/2015) [-]
eh we're kinda cocky, the only branch we really respect is the Army and only their Infantry at that. Operators from other branches too of course.
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snekebekeliek (11/23/2015) [-] She must've made the most bombdidly mac and cheesedidly in the whole fleetdidly. This admirdidly requires her cookdidly.
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anon (11/23/2015) [-]
They give achievement medals to everyone almost... but with Valor too? This has got to be a joke.
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thebluejakel (11/23/2015) [-] We had a female in our battalion at Hood get an award for writing awards. Bitch got a ******* Army Commendation Medal for writing AAMs for soldiers who were actually out in the field doing gunnery.
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strigt (11/23/2015) [-] Quick question: Why would you mark out the Secretary of the Navy's signature?
It's not like we can't see who the SecNav is by the date.
It's not like we can't see who the SecNav is by the date.
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Kazseppi (11/23/2015) [-] The storekeepers get NAMs for stocking vending machines for a month.
I repair several hundred thousand dollars worth of equipment over deployment. No recognition. "Oh well that's your job, you gotta go above and beyond to get awards."
I repair several hundred thousand dollars worth of equipment over deployment. No recognition. "Oh well that's your job, you gotta go above and beyond to get awards."
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anaklusmos [OP](11/23/2015) [-]
To be honest tho, we would all cease to function with a constant stream of monster from the vending machines.
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dragontamers (11/22/2015) [-] Lately I've been starting to seriously consider joining the Royal Australian Navy and I have no clue why.
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norkasthethird (11/23/2015) [-] why not? you get to send boat people back to where they came from
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solomonkhan (11/22/2015) [-]
Why is everyone hating on this, it is completely innocent. Learn how to take a joke.....
