These stories are.... Roll a comment to find out what the title is trying to say... My beta story >Be Me 16 on bus coming home >8/10 Indian chick, curvy not fat, known for years >she stis next to me >we get along ok but never really 4Chan compilation
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User avatar #35 - sunsetshimmer (06/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by sunsetshimmer
#56 - unicornattacks (06/18/2014) [-]
Not so much beta, but holy **** I love this one
#148 to #56 - John Cena (06/19/2014) [-]
If that wasn't beta, I don't know what is.
User avatar #181 to #148 - wolvesbrickwall (06/19/2014) [-]
You don't know what beta is.
#171 to #56 - knockaround (06/19/2014) [-]
I sincerely thank you for this.
User avatar #175 to #56 - newforomador (06/19/2014) [-]
This is the first thing on here to make me laugh until I teared up in at least a year. You cannot get enough thumbs for this.
#183 to #56 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/19/2014) [-]
aww man I needed that laugh
#192 to #56 - John Cena (06/19/2014) [-]
That was beautiful.
User avatar #234 to #56 - ponchosdm (06/19/2014) [-]
Well, that was ******* epic...
#85 to #56 - xXferaligatrXx (06/18/2014) [-]
The laugh i got from this was better than any orgasm i have had or will ever have
The laugh i got from this was better than any orgasm i have had or will ever have
#110 to #56 - silvermarsh (06/18/2014) [-]
****		 hornets.
**** hornets.
User avatar #99 to #56 - letmethink (06/18/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* christ. This is amazing.
#76 to #56 - withstrangeraeons (06/18/2014) [-]
******* hornets, man.
#158 to #56 - greyhoundfd (06/19/2014) [-]
Being scared of hornets is by no means irrational, look at this **** .
#97 to #56 - syrenthra ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Classes' face when they realize they should have listened to him
#66 to #56 - Jesusnipples (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh jesus 			****
Oh jesus ****
User avatar #188 to #66 - firestarian (06/19/2014) [-]
what episode of sunny in philly is this?
#251 to #188 - sidrom (06/19/2014) [-]
The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation
User avatar #2 - ravepen (06/18/2014) [-]
My beta story
>Be Me 16 on bus coming home
>8/10 Indian chick, curvy not fat, known for years
>she stis next to me
>we get along ok but never really talk
>converstion is awkward
>suddenly out of the blue she ask if i like her
>I blurt out "WHAT!?"
>she dosent respond
>she gets off bus
>We never talk again

I totally screwed that one up
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User avatar #173 to #2 - russianexplain (06/19/2014) [-]
**** the "maymay arrows" i'll just write it out
I was 17 and I was coming out of double pizza with a bag of 2 slices of pizza both pepperoni btw, I get on the bus and this hot 7/10 redhead was sitting in the back, walks from the back to the front, sits next to me and says "Your pizza smells good" I **** you ******* not I say thanks and then we talk and finally i get to my stop and tell her "It was nice talking to you, take care have a good day" I get inside my house and realize I didn't even ask her name or her number. To this day I ******* regret it
User avatar #89 to #2 - mrnaanbread (06/18/2014) [-]
Looks like Buster won't be slapping the Chapatti flaps any time soon.
User avatar #114 to #2 - bothemastaofall (06/18/2014) [-]
*curry, not fat
#19 to #2 - samoaspider (06/18/2014) [-]
The first reaction is usually the most honest one. Maybe she indeed was interested in you but you didn't really care for her so had no idea what to respond
User avatar #22 to #19 - thesoulseeker (06/18/2014) [-]
Dude if a girl I know just asks me if I like her, my first reaction would probably be "What?" as well. Just because I'm human and I have the ability to doubt what my senses are telling me and it's far more likely that I misheard than another human being having this kind of interest in me.
#212 to #22 - migueldecervantes (06/19/2014) [-]
Why is everyone so depressing around here?
#26 to #22 - John Cena (06/18/2014) [-]
so uh, how does the inside of a vagina feel like, pal?
User avatar #40 to #26 - thesoulseeker (06/18/2014) [-]
I posses no such organ, so I couldn't tell you.
User avatar #62 to #2 - toosexyforyou (06/18/2014) [-]
All you had to do is call her within a week and tell her you like her and that you were just surprised when she asked... it's not hard man
User avatar #54 to #2 - ronvarone (06/18/2014) [-]
This is important for storytelling purposes.
What kind of Indian was she?

Casino or Tech Support?
User avatar #96 to #54 - ravepen (06/18/2014) [-]
Tech support
#23 to #2 - porridgewithwater (06/18/2014) [-]
i love the idea of this
User avatar #206 to #23 - masterions (06/19/2014) [-]
*fedora fallin down*
#118 - mrawesomepotato (06/18/2014) [-]
Worst beta story of my lifetime, it still gives me chills
>Have a gf in grade 9
>go to her house all the time
>never kissed, not even once
>Be sitting on couch with her
>get boner from her laying on my lap and it pokes the **** out of her
>she notices
>she is okay with it
> You need to login to view this link
>the conversation we were having comes to a natural conclusion
>perfect time to kiss
>finallygonnahappen.bmi
>Lean down to kiss her, as her head was resting on my leg/lap
>the leaning motion caused my boner to poke into her face
>the leaning motion also made me fart
>her eye gets poked by my boner and I fart before I even kiss her
>she tries to get up and my head hits hers
>she gets a bloody ******* nose
>she grabs her nose and chokes on some blood and the smell of my fart
>I was told to leave
>we haven't talked since
>but since we never officially broke up, I still have a gf
#38 - badgerbaiting (06/18/2014) [-]
>Be me   
>First time with a girl   
>Nervous, but everything's going well   
>Just getting to the good part when Dad pokes his head around the door   
>Laughs and says "Love, you need to raise your standards"   
>She gets awkward   
>Leaves   
>Proceed to weenk (weep and wank)   
   
It was a year until I finally managed to lose my v-card.   
   
Th-thanks Dad...
>Be me
>First time with a girl
>Nervous, but everything's going well
>Just getting to the good part when Dad pokes his head around the door
>Laughs and says "Love, you need to raise your standards"
>She gets awkward
>Leaves
>Proceed to weenk (weep and wank)

It was a year until I finally managed to lose my v-card.

Th-thanks Dad...
User avatar #260 to #38 - phudgepacker (06/21/2014) [-]
what a ******* asshole
User avatar #155 to #38 - jakethesnakew (06/19/2014) [-]
I've always heard the term crank, as in cry wank. Tears are a good form of lubricant
#46 to #38 - John Cena (06/18/2014) [-]
thumbed for weenk
User avatar #49 to #38 - adu (06/18/2014) [-]
Holy **** , your dad is a ******* bastard.
User avatar #98 to #49 - badgerbaiting (06/18/2014) [-]
It's a mutually antagonistic relationship now. That was 6 years or so ago.
#20 - buldu (06/18/2014) [-]
classic
#123 to #20 - nachoiscool (06/18/2014) [-]
lost it at known as" the kid who 			****		 on hugo the hornet"
lost it at known as" the kid who **** on hugo the hornet"
#103 - professorbob (06/18/2014) [-]
The story to end them all...
#182 to #103 - John Cena (06/19/2014) [-]
Today...Today, the feels came strong.
#191 to #103 - awakendhybrid (06/19/2014) [-]
Usually my FJ feels are only surface-level feels. Not this though. Not this.
#222 to #103 - migueldecervantes (06/19/2014) [-]
Damn good story. Could be made into a movie.
#263 to #103 - munchyman (08/05/2014) [-]
That greentext hurt me emotionally to read. I was expecting a twist at the end. But in the end there was no twist, and that made me sad...
#186 to #103 - russianexplain (06/19/2014) [-]
Dude I was laughing so hard and now I have a tear coming out of my eye...
#131 to #103 - Das (06/19/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #240 to #103 - ponchosdm (06/19/2014) [-]
wow... ******* life... a great story
#160 to #103 - John Cena (06/19/2014) [-]
I've never been that sad after a greentext. Someone should make this into a movie and dedicate it to that glorious bastard.
#111 to #103 - John Cena (06/18/2014) [-]
oh god...feels isn't the word
#119 to #103 - dejhire (06/18/2014) [-]
dude i was literally tearing up at the end. y u do dis to me
#31 - toymoo (06/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #77 to #31 - jackstarx ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
a god among men
User avatar #237 to #31 - ponchosdm (06/19/2014) [-]
this is the most amazing story I've read so far..
this is pure genius, like a serial killer or a sick psychologist would scheme this out
It made me laugh for 10 minutes, and I still chuckle about the memories, like I was recreating the scenario in my mind. I can only say thank you toymoo, thank you for posting this, I would not have a great read, if it not were for you(or future reposters)
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User avatar #68 to #67 - toymoo (06/18/2014) [-]
Nation Rifle Association.
A gunclub.
User avatar #101 to #31 - syrenthra ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
"so well the NSA sent me some recruitment literature"
Whelp, there go my sides
#43 to #31 - sirbrentcoe (06/18/2014) [-]
that's one of the better ones I've read. thanks for that.
that's one of the better ones I've read. thanks for that.
User avatar #42 to #31 - bastardusnorvegi ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
oh this is a literary genious

"an erection large enough to bludgeon a larger antilope into submission"
#29 - grimeyboi (06/18/2014) [-]
recent beta story
>be me, 18 last Saturday
>ask friend and 8/10 girl round to watch England game and get drunk
>Mum had been baking and **** so all i had eaten all day is cake and toffee
>friend texts me to say he can't make it
>text 8/10 to tell her it will just be us and don't mind if she doesn't want to come anymore
>she says shes coming and wants to get really drunk
>thinking tonight could be the night
>she gets to my house
>i go to get bottle of vodka from my room
>cake and toffee make a reappearance
>throw up repeatedly in upstairs bathroom
>so violent she hears it downstairs
>go down to see look of disappointment and disgust on her face
>spend rest of the night watching England loose to Italy 2-1 in silence with sick bucket on my lap while she strokes my dog
>parents come home and laugh at me
>take her home
>mfw dog got further than i did
User avatar #41 to #29 - itrooztrooperdown (06/18/2014) [-]
Learn to drink omfg...
User avatar #64 to #29 - toosexyforyou (06/18/2014) [-]
itrooztrooperdown is right, you never want to be less drunk than the other person
#45 to #29 - zenler ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
bahahah lol, anyways happy b'day for last saturday bro
#28 - perform (06/18/2014) [-]
This is one of my favorites.
User avatar #102 to #28 - letmethink (06/18/2014) [-]
This is gold.
#7 - IamWhoIam (06/18/2014) [-]
"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN"
#70 - girguy (06/18/2014) [-]
#72 to #70 - withstrangeraeons (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh wow, that poor dude.
User avatar #95 to #70 - syrenthra ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
He should have stabbed his eye after the "Like, for real?" It might have ended better from there
User avatar #87 - marcusvega (06/18/2014) [-]
>Be 15
>In the school bus, got a crush on a french girl
>Only see her in the bus she's in a different grade.
>Tall, elegant and smart 8/10 and does ballet
>Fool around with her from time to time during first semester
>Starting to sit next to each other one week before the break
>Christmas break arrives
>Decide ill ask her out after the break (got a really good feeling)
>Don't see her in the bus when I come back
>This goes on for 1 month,
>Think maybe she left for France.
>After a while we learn what happened
>She has bone cancer... at ******* 16.
>Does chemo and looses all her hair yet apparently she's still smiling.
>Only get info through her friend, she's too sick to come to school.
>Near end of school, hear she's getting better and she's going to make it.
>Late summer, decide to show up at her house (maybe she's back from the hospital),
>Not sure which house she lives in, only know the street, so I knock at all of them, ask for Caroline and how she's is doing.
>Finally a little 12 year old boy answers with french accent.
>You dont know me ... bla bla bla... I'm a friend wanted to check out how she's doing.
>She died 1 week ago. (Metastasis and complications: kid didnt elaborate much)
>RealFeels.jpg
>Sit on the front door crying with her brother.
>My first crush died before I could ask her out
#197 to #87 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/19/2014) [-]
my chest feels funny I think I might have a serious case of the feels
#213 to #87 - migueldecervantes (06/19/2014) [-]
Is this story true? I really need to know.
#134 to #87 - John Cena (06/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #200 to #134 - cmilanes (06/19/2014) [-]
GOD ******* DAMMIT ANON NOW IS NOT THE TIME
#162 to #87 - John Cena (06/19/2014) [-]
Damn son
#174 to #87 - deliciousdee ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Nooo...
#215 to #87 - munchyman (06/19/2014) [-]
Dude, that sucks more than Paris Hilton.
User avatar #190 to #87 - perform (06/19/2014) [-]
Please tell me you're lying.
User avatar #231 to #87 - marcusvega (06/19/2014) [-]
Its all true. If you don't believe me that's ok, but I'm not gonna debate her death on funny-junk. I haven't told this to anyone since it happened 17 years ago so thank you for reading it, it means a lot. I will post this as content because its the most heartfelt story I have and it makes me feel better that she isn't completely forgotten.
User avatar #238 to #231 - ponchosdm (06/19/2014) [-]
DAM! 17 years ago, waiting to read that, and hoping for you to have a nice family of your own
#129 to #87 - guu (06/18/2014) [-]
Srs tho, dem feels.
Srs tho, dem feels.
#112 to #87 - John Cena (06/18/2014) [-]
one of the few stories that really poke my heart...
#115 to #87 - John Cena (06/18/2014) [-]
Well... **** .
#93 to #87 - syrenthra ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #63 - xsnowbanex (06/18/2014) [-]
This isn't beta, just a story
>Be 13
>Best friends with buddy Colin, we are pretty much brothers
>his family is my family practically
>one summer day
>decide to walk to Colin's house
>Colin's gf is already there
>whatever, I just wanted to play the new COD
>start to play COD, Colin's little sister (7) watches
>Colin and his gf behind us on couch
>been playing for 20 minutes, get a long kill streak
>turn around to tell my bro how proud I am
>see Colin laying down on couch, eyes closed
>realize he is getting best blowjob of his life
>with me and his 7 year old sister 3 feet in front of him
>let him have his fun, try my best not to let 7 year old girl see whats going on
>never let him live this down
I can't wait to tell her when she's 16 and see how mortified she will be
#73 to #63 - withstrangeraeons (06/18/2014) [-]
What the 			****		 is wrong with people? "Hey, my young siblings are in the room, what a totally appropriate time and place for a bj"
What the **** is wrong with people? "Hey, my young siblings are in the room, what a totally appropriate time and place for a bj"
User avatar #74 to #73 - xsnowbanex (06/18/2014) [-]
Idk man, it's pretty messed up. But you gotta give my bro props, he got laid while we were in 7th grade. Luckily I can use this as blackmail whenever I want anything from him aka, free fast food
#120 to #74 - John Cena (06/18/2014) [-]
" Hey man, I forgot my wallet, spot me this one time? "
" I dunno man, I only got like twenty bucks."
" Remember that one time you got your dick sucked in front of your little sister? I wonder if she remembers too. "
User avatar #121 to #120 - xsnowbanex (06/18/2014) [-]
That's happened more than once.
User avatar #24 - shakalakaboomboom (06/18/2014) [-]
>Be me, 19 years old
>Invited round to my University friend's flat for a night out
>As soon as I get there her flat mate offers me Lemonade and Vodka
>(Found out a few weeks later she also put rum in it)
>Night carries on we go out and get drunk
>Skip to the end of the night, go back to that flat and girl invites me into her room
>It would be rude to say no
>Get in the bed with her and she asks if she should put some music on?
>"Yea sure, Whatever you want"
>Girl goes on youtube, kinda weird I was expecting Ipod but maybe she has a Playlist
>Gets back in bed and things start up
#25 to #24 - shakalakaboomboom (06/18/2014) [-]
>All is going well until I realise there is a name from the laptop that keeps cropping up over and over again    
>The name is "Nemo"    
>Bitch put on the "Finding Nemo Live Action Musical" For some sexy time    
>I'm 			*******		 a Disney Character    
>Start giggling and have to stop    
>She asks "What's wrong?"    
>At this point my course mate walks in    
>"Oh god I'm so sorry"    
>Tell her it's ok and invite her to stay and watch Finding Nemo The Musical with us    
>At this point there are tears in my eyes and I know it's over    
>She sits for a little bit, I'm still giggling, Flatmate is not a happy chappy    
>Needless to say I slept on the couch that night    
>Went in to uni the next morning with my course mate    
>Both still drunk and both still laughing   
>MFW I Realised Nemo was her music choice of Getting it on   
>MFW I Am lying naked on a bed allowing my course mate to join us   
>MFW I'm trying to Understand what the lecturer is saying the next morning
>All is going well until I realise there is a name from the laptop that keeps cropping up over and over again
>The name is "Nemo"
>Bitch put on the "Finding Nemo Live Action Musical" For some sexy time
>I'm ******* a Disney Character
>Start giggling and have to stop
>She asks "What's wrong?"
>At this point my course mate walks in
>"Oh god I'm so sorry"
>Tell her it's ok and invite her to stay and watch Finding Nemo The Musical with us
>At this point there are tears in my eyes and I know it's over
>She sits for a little bit, I'm still giggling, Flatmate is not a happy chappy
>Needless to say I slept on the couch that night
>Went in to uni the next morning with my course mate
>Both still drunk and both still laughing
>MFW I Realised Nemo was her music choice of Getting it on
>MFW I Am lying naked on a bed allowing my course mate to join us
>MFW I'm trying to Understand what the lecturer is saying the next morning
User avatar #84 to #25 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
you were just full buck naked on top of the sheets and you're just like "hey buddy come check this out?" that's not beta, that's ******* hilarious. inb4 you were ******* Nemo
#92 - bvsfang (06/18/2014) [-]
BETA STORY TIME

>be me, 17
>on the way to dinner, stop at redbox at grocery
>mom left car there overnight so she gets my dark souls 2
>forgot to say thanks so yell out window but get cut off so all I get out is ANKS
>mom arrives at dinner
>tells me it sounded like I said FAGS at the top of my lungs
>gay couple was ahead of her
>they react but don't get upset because they were "used" to it
>mom was too beta to tell them that's not what I said
>MFW
User avatar #142 to #92 - capslockrage (06/19/2014) [-]
lol your mom is beta haha
#128 to #92 - guu (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh 			****		.
Oh **** .
#21 - thenikohero (06/18/2014) [-]
I got a beta story as well..   
   
>be me   
>14-15 years old, 			****		 I don't recall   
>hanging out friends   
>friends tells me that there is a girl that likes me   
>at the time I was pretty shocked because, holy 			****		 a girl likes me   
>ask who, sarah is her name, I know her, she is a solid 7.5/10   
>begin to trying connecting myself more to her   
>we talk about meeting, since evertime we're together, everyone else is there   
>we talk about when and where   
>we meet the day after, after school   
>we hugged, and just sitting there talking   
>suddenly some people from my class is walking around near the spot where we're at.   
>I don't know why, but I kinda panicked   
>says to Sarah "omg I know them, they can't know that I'm here !"   
>I smack my face down the ground, and didnt say a word   
>they pass by, and I get up from the ground and sarah is looking at me    
>I can just see the disapointment and disgust in her eyes   
>she says she has to go    
   
>mfw I just basically told a girl that I didnt want anyone to know that I was hanging out with her, because I would be embarrassed
I got a beta story as well..

>be me
>14-15 years old, **** I don't recall
>hanging out friends
>friends tells me that there is a girl that likes me
>at the time I was pretty shocked because, holy **** a girl likes me
>ask who, sarah is her name, I know her, she is a solid 7.5/10
>begin to trying connecting myself more to her
>we talk about meeting, since evertime we're together, everyone else is there
>we talk about when and where
>we meet the day after, after school
>we hugged, and just sitting there talking
>suddenly some people from my class is walking around near the spot where we're at.
>I don't know why, but I kinda panicked
>says to Sarah "omg I know them, they can't know that I'm here !"
>I smack my face down the ground, and didnt say a word
>they pass by, and I get up from the ground and sarah is looking at me
>I can just see the disapointment and disgust in her eyes
>she says she has to go

>mfw I just basically told a girl that I didnt want anyone to know that I was hanging out with her, because I would be embarrassed
#214 to #21 - migueldecervantes (06/19/2014) [-]
Holy **** ...

You were very ******* stupid when you were 14 years old. Here's hoping times have changed!
User avatar #217 to #214 - thenikohero (06/19/2014) [-]
I was a retard!

But yea things are way better now.. I'm 18, and I got a girlfriend, so things are going pretty swell
#221 to #217 - migueldecervantes (06/19/2014) [-]
I'm happy for you, buddy.
User avatar #236 to #221 - thenikohero (06/19/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #48 to #21 - adu (06/18/2014) [-]
Yikes. I remember doing something similar to that when I was 14. Kneejerk reactions are the worst when you don't know **** about life or love, and every little thing seems like a huge deal to you.
User avatar #50 to #48 - thenikohero (06/18/2014) [-]
I was such a dumb ****
#53 to #50 - adu (06/18/2014) [-]
I have a similar story for you, might make you feel better.

>14
>Going to weird charter school, unstructured as ****
>Class activities sometimes include learning to waltz, dinner etiquette, singing anthoms, stuff like that.
>Girl I have a HUGE crush on (first real crush of my life) is in my class
>At least 8/10 blonde girl named Brittany, real... developed, for her age
>Another girl named Natalie, tall and slender, dark brown hair. She was 5'10, taller than most guys at the time
>me being 6'4" at that age, and I think she had a thing for taller guys
>She crushes on me mad hard, and is honestly pretty darn cute too
>She doesn't say anything, but all of my friends see it
>Shrug it off, because my retarded-ass 14-year-old self only had it in for Brittany
>Brittany showed no interest in me past a few laughs here and there
>One day, the class is practicing waltz for the first time
>Get dancing partners, follow instructions, switch partners once in a while
>Get to dance with Brittany
>Giggity
>Switch partners, Natalie is up next
>My ******* stupid-ass nigh-aspie self started thinking, "I can't dance with her, Brittany with think I like her!"
>After about a minute of dancing with her, I just let go and walk away
>Stand with my back to her until we switch partners again

She didn't really hang around me as much after that. I feel like **** every time I remember it. Retrospect makes me realize how cute and sweet she was, and how much of a retarded asshole I was.
#57 to #53 - satansferret (06/18/2014) [-]
I've done something similar to that as well.   
>Super crushing hard on popular/pretty girl.   
>reaches obsessed status   
>Foreign girl moved to states during sophomore year   
>have almost all classes with her.   
>keeps inviting me to activities; games, camping, sleep overs etc.   
>become great friends but never go further.   
>find out she liked me for 2 years, picked her classes to be in mine and stayed single with hopes I'd ask her out   
>Passed up pretty-tall-fit-gamer--foreign-bro type girl cause obsessed.   
<MFW
I've done something similar to that as well.
>Super crushing hard on popular/pretty girl.
>reaches obsessed status
>Foreign girl moved to states during sophomore year
>have almost all classes with her.
>keeps inviting me to activities; games, camping, sleep overs etc.
>become great friends but never go further.
>find out she liked me for 2 years, picked her classes to be in mine and stayed single with hopes I'd ask her out
>Passed up pretty-tall-fit-gamer--foreign-bro type girl cause obsessed.
<MFW
#58 to #57 - adu (06/18/2014) [-]
I guess we learned the same lesson. Don't be so caught up with wanting something else that you ignore the gifts right in front of you.
User avatar #218 to #57 - thenikohero (06/19/2014) [-]
Damn son. I feel bad for you
User avatar #216 to #53 - thenikohero (06/19/2014) [-]
holy ****
User avatar #109 - gandaalf (06/18/2014) [-]
>be me 9 years old
>kinda hot girl
>she really likes me
>we have baseball practice together
>she's being really nice and ****
>don't know how to react
>throw baseball right at her face
>she starts crying
>I start crying
User avatar #30 - captnnorway (06/18/2014) [-]
we have a saying in Norway that kids say when they say goodbye. It's "Hade på badet, gamle sjokolade" it rhymes, that's why kids say it and it means "goodbye in the bath, old chocolate" It doesn't make sense I know . Anyway, that's enough back story

>Be me
>Be 12
>at McDonalds with my class
>Go to the WC
>Meet pedo old dude, he starts talking to me
>The dude obviously just came to Norway, can barely speak Norwegian and is a total ******
>Talk for a while, until I deside I don't wanna be raped so I leave
>Turn and say the old phrase
>He just stood there and I left blissfully unaware of what I just said

Perhaps not a Beta story, but accidentally racist is just as fun I think.
User avatar #13 - ryuggu (06/18/2014) [-]
I need more comps.
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