Juts in case you don't have any stupid friends around to encourage you to do something that's dangerous or foolhardy, we have a new app that will make sure when the time comes, you will always have a small voice chanting
until you inevitably cave and end up with broken/staved/dislocated/torn/smashed/powdered (*delete as appropriate)
head/skull/bones/tendons/ligaments/kneecaps/collar bone (*delete as appropriate)
which will keep you in
traction/plaster/hospital/your grave (*delete as appropriate)
2 days/2 weeks/6 months/rehabilitation/ever (*delete as appropriate).