Then apoligize for the invasion. . WEE? my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade m we but are : icried' iow caught oft guard By the roma
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Then apoligize for the invasion

my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade
m we but are : icried' iow caught oft guard By the roman winter
in moist rosette country tight tor you
My mother and I have and Interesting theory that It Canadians tried to
invade Russia they wouid actually survive, but once they reached the
motto! they would me: make frienda and may some hockey
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#48 - erebosstatic (03/30/2014) [-]
Canada already beat Russia in the most important war
#14 - larysman (03/30/2014) [-]
The Wall defends itself.
#97 to #14 - broswagonist (03/30/2014) [-]
Stop thumbnail abuse.
User avatar #26 - YoursTruley ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
make friends and play hockey

you obviously dont watch hockey
User avatar #29 to #26 - Zeigh (03/30/2014) [-]
Thy make friends, THEN they play hockey, then they aren't friends anymore.
#37 to #29 - gmanofwonder (03/30/2014) [-]
I think he means the war would be hockey, and the act they fight then play hockey is contradictive.
User avatar #25 - kikx (03/30/2014) [-]
The war would break out AFTER the hockey game.
#19 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
Didn't the mongols successfully invade russia during the winter time?
Well, that was early moscow so I guess it doesn't really count.
#39 to #19 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
They invaded the Russians from what is currently modern-day Russia. Pretty sure that doesn't count.
#44 to #22 - fareastbrainseer (03/30/2014) [-]
*cue horns*
*cue horns*
User avatar #74 to #22 - fukinitech (03/30/2014) [-]
i see you also browse crash course
#32 to #22 - kingranch (03/30/2014) [-]
hahaha yes!
#83 - cjwers (03/30/2014) [-]
You lost me half way through, but I had a good chuckle.
#75 - dehnoobshow (03/30/2014) [-]
Canada mentioned once more.
Swell with Maple Syrup, free health care and Hockey.
#57 - rowdeemunkee ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
and we would kick ass. Canadian pride
#15 - watthekilo (03/30/2014) [-]
That cute. Try invading us Faggot
That cute. Try invading us Faggot
#30 to #15 - underthefilth (03/30/2014) [-]
Time to take control of their minds through manipulation then.
#59 to #15 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
Who cares about findland anymore
User avatar #18 to #15 - admiralen (03/30/2014) [-]
says a member of the country that got ****** by russia and conquered in the end, the finish did good in the beginning, but then russia started invading the parts that werent snowy mountains
#20 to #18 - thorsballs (03/30/2014) [-]
Finland like, has no mountains dude
User avatar #27 to #20 - admiralen (03/30/2014) [-]
ok they started ******* up the forests and driving in the tanks en masse
#33 to #18 - thesovereigngrave (03/30/2014) [-]
Conquered? The Soviets suffered 4x as many casualties as the Finns and got the territories in red on this map.
User avatar #34 to #33 - admiralen (03/30/2014) [-]
thats how all of russias wars happen though, russia wins through sheer force of numbers, in the end finland lost that war though, if you now can call that a loss
User avatar #35 to #34 - thesovereigngrave (03/30/2014) [-]
Yes, it was a lost. But it was a costly loss, their international standing suffered, and there are some sources that indicate they planned on completely taking Finland (there are sources to the contrary however, so I guess we'll never know for sure).

The point is still that the Soviets got ****** up and a large part of that was due to the cold conditions in Finland. So the irony still stands of a nation known for resisting invasion thanks to their winter getting ****** up by another nation's winter.
User avatar #36 to #35 - admiralen (03/30/2014) [-]
yeah but what i meant from the beginning is that finland still lost. russia always fights like retards and just wins by sheer force, but it always works. except for with the mongolians, they are the exception
User avatar #38 to #36 - thesovereigngrave (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, I do have to agree with you there. But all in all, it was a pretty impressive loss for the Finns, they did wreck **** . I mean, the Russians lost more tanks and aircraft than the Finns had to begin with.

And I don't think the Mongolians count, since they invaded before Russia actually existed. And they invaded from part of what is modern-day Russia.
User avatar #40 to #38 - admiralen (03/30/2014) [-]
i agree it was epic as hell, but then again, they fought on home turf guerilla style against an enemy with no tactics in a place where camoflage and escape was incredibly easy
User avatar #41 to #40 - thesovereigngrave (03/30/2014) [-]
True, but that doesn't detract from how epic it was. Especially good ol' Simo Häyhä.
User avatar #42 to #41 - admiralen (03/30/2014) [-]
crazy old finnish bastard, getting shot in the head only served to piss him the **** off
User avatar #43 to #42 - thesovereigngrave (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, he was awesome. You know, I don't know where you live in and I can only speak for the American education system, but sometimes it's disappointing what they don't teach.

I had no idea the Soviets invaded Finland until high school (and even then it wasn't from school), and I didn't learn about Simo Häyhä until I heard a song about him.
User avatar #45 to #43 - admiralen (03/30/2014) [-]
yeah, i knew nothing of swedish history until i got it in my personal choice history class.
im seriously worried about how much they try to be pc and ward of any kind of pride and nationalism
User avatar #46 to #45 - thesovereigngrave (03/30/2014) [-]
I had no idea that Sweden pretty much had an empire until I found out a band I listened to had an album about it.

I'm pretty impressed that a Swedish King is considered to have pretty much invented modern warfare, and that the Swedes pretty much invented field artillery. But is Sweden really that bad when it comes to political correctness and nationalism?
User avatar #47 to #46 - admiralen (03/30/2014) [-]
did you know that it was sweden that invented train porn?
but yeah, theyre so ******* pc that a school wasnt allowed to sing the national anthem at the end of the school year cause they were worried the immigrants would be offended
#49 to #47 - thesovereigngrave (03/30/2014) [-]
I don't even know what train porn is.

Okay, now that is seriously ****** up... Makes me wonder if there was any kind of reaction to that album I mentioned earlier, since it was made by a Swedish metal band.

<<<That's the two album covers, I believe the one on the right is the Swedish one.
User avatar #50 to #49 - admiralen (03/30/2014) [-]
sabaton are considered skinhead assholes by most of the swedish populace and people who listen to them are also considered racist skinheads...
its really a middle aged country nowadays
User avatar #51 to #50 - thesovereigngrave (03/30/2014) [-]
Hahaha, oh wow. I actually find that hilarious. And yet sad and disappointing at the same time. I mean, there's nothing wrong with being proud of your country, and it's not like they're nothing but "Sweden, **** yeah!" Hell, this one album is really the only time they had songs about Sweden at all.
User avatar #52 to #51 - admiralen (03/30/2014) [-]
honestly ive only met one person whos actually proud to be a swede, no one else really cares about it.
and ofcourse its a lane about stupid soccer moms and lazy men who dont really care so it goes down after a while
User avatar #53 to #52 - thesovereigngrave (03/30/2014) [-]
Well, people that take too much pride in their country are just as bad as people who think taking any at all is bad. But the Swedish did do some pretty impressive things; there's no reason to ignore it to try and avoid offending people who aren't Swedish.
User avatar #67 to #53 - admiralen (03/30/2014) [-]
yeah, lately ive really come to enjoy the strategies of great armies and such, mostly thanks to reading the series kingdom. its ofcourse full of crazy overpowered characters, but it put me on the track and ive checked out some other things as well
User avatar #56 to #53 - admiralen (03/30/2014) [-]
actually most of the history of europe and china ive learned from watching animes and reading mangas about old times, they are all doing it to the extreme ofcourse but if you see it several times you get the outline of what happened etc.
for example i learned of an irish hero (cu chulainn) from fate stay/night and persona 3
User avatar #58 to #56 - thesovereigngrave (03/30/2014) [-]
Huh, cool. With me I enjoy playing grand strategy games and whatnot set in history. Granted, once you unpause the game it's totally different from history but the starting dates are pretty accurate. I learned about Harald Hardrada, Ragnarr Lothbrok, that the remnants of the Mongol Empire in Europe and the Middle East converted to Islam, Timur the Lame, the existence of Khazaria (a state ruled by the semi-nomadic Khazars, and who had actually converted to Judaism).

Games are fun.
User avatar #54 to #53 - admiralen (03/30/2014) [-]
as i said, i didnt get thaught anything about it, i had no idea about the kings of old or their exploits until i personally chose a history course as extra credit.
i mean one swedish king got shot, said that he had gotten shot in french and then sat down and slowly died from the bits of lead flowing through his bloodveins, (which is said to be incredibly painful) but didnt whine or cry, it was so badass that the ones who had plotted his death changed their minds about him and went to apologize before his death
User avatar #55 to #54 - thesovereigngrave (03/30/2014) [-]
I really only know about a lot of things I know about in history thanks to video games. I mean, I know that history courses can't go over everything but when you never even hear of an Empire that stretched from Western India to modern-say Iraq, there's a problem. I think American history classes are a bit too America-centric.
#62 to #15 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
>400,000+ missing
#104 to #62 - bann (03/30/2014) [-]
You gotta have the context that many of the Russians in the army at the time were poorly trained conscripts from any given corner of Russia who had not interest in invading Finland. Many of they were forced into the army after being conquered, and took the first moment they could to bolt the **** outta there.
#103 to #17 - stenchschleifs (03/30/2014) [-]
Simo häyhä
User avatar #24 to #15 - terzz (03/30/2014) [-]
he's just kidding guys. Don't actually try to invade us :c
#1 - emjorgie (03/30/2014) [-]
Canada gets stuff done.
#68 to #1 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
Posting as anon because expecting red thumbs.

But I really felt it necessary to mention how the "war on terror" seems to be horrible when it's Americans being involved, but if it's another nation it's OK?

I was a supporter of it for a while, but not so much anymore. It's pretty retarded to hate something when America comes into play, but not if another nation does.
User avatar #84 to #1 - laky (03/30/2014) [-]
I heard the Navy Seals come to train with us up here. Since we have such a small army compared to the US, our soldiers get more training.
#2 to #1 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
"confirmed kills"
You think the SAS, Spetsnaz, or delta force would claim kills for even half the **** they've done?
User avatar #28 to #2 - oosulley (03/30/2014) [-]
******** , here in the Navy SEALS we always report our kills, I've got over 300. Im the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces, you see.
#31 to #28 - roflstorm (03/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #112 to #28 - furiousmarshmellow (03/30/2014) [-]
But have you truly experienced gorilla warfare?
User avatar #108 to #28 - badmotorfinger (03/30/2014) [-]
you see, Ivan
User avatar #4 to #2 - snakephallus (03/30/2014) [-]
I don't confirm when I take a **** , why would my military confirm kills?
#8 to #4 - Elemental (03/30/2014) [-]
Because knowing if you have actually killed a high ranking official in an enemy organisation is strategically and tactically important. It's very nice when your enemy thinks you are dead. Allows you the element of surprise and ease of movement.
#92 - jettom (03/30/2014) [-]
The Vikings actually.. did invade Russia, though. And succeeded.
User avatar #94 to #92 - spidahridah (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, they did. That wasn't exactly "invading Russia" though. That was more like "exploring the east and conquer whatever local Slavic tribes they could find on their way."
Interestingly, the Viking-established kingdom is what eventually grew to be Novgorod and Kiev-Rus, which were to eventually become Russia/Ukraine.

Scandinavians founded Russia. How ******* weird is that?
#99 to #94 - drunkenmonkeydk (03/30/2014) [-]
Pretty weird.
User avatar #87 - andriod (03/30/2014) [-]
The Russians end up dieing in the winters to.
There tactics usually involve waiting until the other side wants to call it off because of how many soldiers they keep losing to the cold. Russians don't seem to mind have scores of there own men and civilians die form exposure as long as they can be the last to laugh.
User avatar #105 to #87 - biscuitsunited (03/30/2014) [-]
Well yea, it's Russia, they have more soldiers than guns.
User avatar #63 - velho (03/30/2014) [-]
Well, when Russia invaded Finland in winter 1939-1940, Russian troops were caught off guard by the finnish winter.
#102 - perturabo (03/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #107 to #102 - luwak ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #113 to #107 - fukkendragonite (03/30/2014) [-]
What can I do for you, fine sir?
User avatar #65 - theshadowed ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Russians are hardcore.
They burn down 3/4 of Moscow just so the French can't have it
#72 to #65 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
This is actually what utterly defeated Napoleon. He had nothing to take from Moscow and with no supplies his soldiers just started deserting.
User avatar #79 to #72 - theshadowed ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Yep. And he lost so many men at Borodino, and on the way back that the Grand Army couldn't hope to stand against the 6th Coalition
User avatar #10 - teoragnar (03/30/2014) [-]
In WW2 the winter wasn't actually the main problem but rather the stop of Operation Barbarossa in Moscow and Stalingrad.
#66 - goodcheese (03/30/2014) [-]
why not just invade in the summer. idiots.
User avatar #71 to #66 - sirbutterballs (03/30/2014) [-]
Because then they always end up getting delayed by the Russians UNTIL winter.
And if they just left mid-war they'd allow the Russians to collect themselves and device their devious ways of fighting of the enemy.
User avatar #73 to #71 - goodcheese (03/30/2014) [-]
what if they attacked during sozins comet?
User avatar #77 to #73 - sirbutterballs (03/30/2014) [-]
Then Putin personally shows up to kick ass.
User avatar #80 to #77 - goodcheese (03/30/2014) [-]
damnit, there has to be some way of beating them...
User avatar #95 to #80 - neonnurse (03/30/2014) [-]
There is. You just have to cut off Russia's vodka supply, then you have a chance. But even then....
User avatar #82 to #66 - superbigfupa (03/30/2014) [-]
Wars usually take years
#81 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
no one has ever invaded Canada and lived. We burned down the white house down in 1812, we can do it again if needed.
#89 to #81 - onemoreminute (03/30/2014) [-]
yes, keep thinking that
#90 to #81 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #106 to #81 - thatdamnllama (03/30/2014) [-]
nobody's invaded Canada for a while. nobody's had a reason to invade Canada.
#96 to #81 - baconsammichFTW (03/30/2014) [-]
No, we can't.
No, we can't.
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