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The truth was spoken

You ever set dawn and read this
thing? Technically, we' re not allowed to we be the
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User avatar #1 - malhaloc (06/11/2014) [+] (19 replies)
Is that a joke or is that legit?
#2 to #1 - reptilec (06/11/2014) [-]
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#8 - underporches (06/11/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Season 5, Episode 22; "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
Season 5, Episode 22; "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
User avatar #4 - gidmp (06/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
could someone enlighten me which passage in the bible that said going to the toilet is a sin? you know, just curious...
#12 to #4 - blancka ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Don't have the quote on hand, but remember someone gave on in relevance to this once.

Basically there's a passage that says your "business" should be done in a hole in the ground. Likely as a "hey, don't just poop on the floor" type thing since toilets weren't around back then, but technically you can't use a toilet.
User avatar #16 - konradkurze (06/11/2014) [+] (21 replies)
christianity:

where shitting in a toilet is bad and youre supposedto hate gays, but honor killings are okay and incest is okay if you cant find decent partners outside the family
#47 to #16 - nyeeeh (06/12/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure most if not everything you're claiming stems from Leviticus, which was not only written by a crazy person, but is part of the Old Testament, which you can, for the most part, ignore.
#17 - unusualember (06/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**unusualember rolled image** what I'm going to hell for
#50 - xcoreyx (06/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Okay this just sounds like a misunderstanding of the term. I'm not Christian myself, but the way I understand it is that sin is unavoidable. They hold the belief that all humans are born sinners, and you have to redeem yourself through other ways. So just because something is considered a sin does not mean that you're expected to fully abstain from it. Because that's just the human nature: to sin. Again I could be wrong, but that's what it seems like from what I've heard.
#52 - catburglarpenis (06/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
You gotta kill all the magicians. There was a Tumblr post about how if you follow the Old Testament you're invalidating Jesus' sacrifice, but I'm too tired to look it up. For now, just read A.J. Jacob's book "A Year of Living Biblically".

Also Leviticus 19:19. We can't wear clothes of mixed fibers. Throw out all your cotton/polyester blends. Some people have uniforms they can't wear, honestly.

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#31 - lockstin (06/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**lockstin rolled image** My biggest sin.
User avatar #32 to #31 - lockstin (06/11/2014) [-]
Nothing, sweet. Unless it means being black.
#36 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled image** what I'M going to hell for
User avatar #81 - chancedavo (06/12/2014) [+] (13 replies)
**chancedavo rolled user bikkie ** is my crush
User avatar #82 to #81 - bikkie (06/12/2014) [-]
I'm everyone's crush bb
#60 - mikepetru (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**mikepetru rolled image** My greatest sin
#49 - galkawhm (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**galkawhm rolled image** I'm already going to hell. I'm just trying to get a good seat.
#115 - watcherdude (06/13/2014) [-]
**watcherdude rolled image** my ticket to hell
#102 - Blackdrama (06/12/2014) [-]
**Blackdrama rolled image** the greatest sin I ever comitted
#79 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
#75 - megayoming (06/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Who the fuck cares about Jebus or Cosmic rules for this life we all end up in the same mixing pot and we live forever So you'll get bored of what ever your path is

Heaven white puffy clouds and happy times trees and shit

Hell Burning crusade With open pvp

When we get there the frist 3000Million years might be fun and shit but eventualy we will forget time and just be never to move on or think past our own Frigid thoughts if anything ill take Hell

in the end we all end up the same potato shit anyway and if god is merciful then he would let sinners Die forever never to come back That would be sick as fuck Sleepforever no wake up But na we get fucking Clouds Hellrocks and earth

10/10 Fuck Immortality in all its forms
#72 - jennamaroney (06/12/2014) [-]
I once spoke the truth. They shove it in my ass and I said I could never say things like that . Buzzards.
I once spoke the truth. They shove it in my ass and I said I could never say things like that . Buzzards.
#7 - monsterderp (06/11/2014) [-]
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#3 - casualbench (06/11/2014) [-]
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