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Do you want to see workout results like this?

And like this?

Seriously

Eat less of this

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And more of this

Leave the "favorite" part of "favorite and forget" behind when you see these

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Instead, do this...

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And this...

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And some of this...

Maybe a little of this...

Be sure to get as much of this as you can...

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And be patient and persistent! Results take time.

A couple months for you to start noticing yourself and probably 3 - 6 months for everyone else to notice.

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Where to start?

Weight-based programs are the easiest to get into. So join a gym. Make sure they have barbells and free weights and a squat rack. Find one where you feel comfortable and is open around your schedule. Most gyms will give you a little tour if you are interested, and will often let you try things out for free for a day or two. Shop around. Find one you like. Take weeks if you have to. And then get started. Here are three popular SIMPLE routines that only use 5 exercises TOTAL, and require only three trips to the gym per week:

Stronglifts "5x5": stronglifts.com/5x5/ - One of the most popular. Simple and effective. Probably the easiest thing to start with. It's where I started.

Phrak's Greyskull Workout: i.stack.imgur.com/OUcEY.png - This was put together by reddit user Phrakture on /r/fitness as a modified version of a different workout.

Starting Strength "3x5": forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=998224 - considered one of the classic beginner programs. The only difficulty with this one is that one of the exercises (power clean) can be difficult to learn on your own. Some people substitute a rowing exercise for it.

Still don't want to sign up for a gym or use weights?? Try one of these bodyweight routines that is less focused on super heroes, and more focused on results:

Excellent program put together by knowledgeable people: www.reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness/wiki/kb/recommended_routine

For beginners: www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2009/12/09/beginner-body-weight-workout-burn-fat-build-muscle/

More advanced: www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2009/12/17/advanced-body-weight-workout-warning-this-will-kick-your-ass/

Diet is at least 70% of the equation. Now while I think the rationale behind the Paleo diet is totally stupid and unfounded, paleo recipes are free of bread and pasta. Reducing those two things and replacing them with fruits and veggies is a seriously easy way to get started on burning fat, so it's nice to have some bread/pasta-free recipes around

paleogrubs.com/paleo-diet-recipes

nomnompaleo.com/recipeindex

ultimatepaleoguide.com/recipes/

You'll probably have tons of questions. Here's some resources to help you answer them:

www.reddit.com/r/fitness (excellent place to start)
www.nerdfitness.com/ (where the progress pics at the top came from; lots of other good stuff there, too)
www.bodybuilding.com/ (I know I know, meatheads yada yada. the site is actually packed with useful stuff)
startingstrength.com/ (get the book, it's seriously helpful for learning the basic lifts)
www.reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness/ (for those of you who don't want to lift or join a gym)
www.youtube.com/user/JuggernautFitnessTV (run by Jason Blaha, tons of no-nonsense advice)
www.youtube.com/user/strengthcamp (run by Elliott Hulse, a total lunatic with some insightful things to say)
www.youtube.com/user/scooby1961 (Scooby has tons of great instructional videos)
www.youtube.com/user/ScottHermanFitness (another channel with tons of helpful videos)

Check out the stories of the two people in the progress pics:
www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2011/07/21/meet-staci-your-new-powerlifting-super-hero/
www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2011/06/13/60-pounds-overweight-to-6-pack-abs/

Seriously, it may take time, commitment, and effort, but it's not complicated. We aren't talking about bodybuilding, or spending an hour or more in the gym every day. You can get a lot done with just 4 or 5 different exercises, three times a week, if you pick the right exercises. The two people in the progress pics just cleaned up their diets, started doing a few simple lifts, and stuck with it. Anyone without prior injury or disability can do it.

This is what I found most helpful when I started working out. Hopefully you find it helpful, too.

EDIT: For those freaking out about my comment regarding the bodyweight workout posts, I was NOT saying bodyweight workout plans are bad. I was making fun of those posts because they suck. Bodyweight exercises themselves are great, just look at any serious gymnast. Check out the Barstarzz youtube channel while you're at it (www.youtube.com/user/OfficialBarstarzz). The thing is, these folks follow workout plans. The things that get posted aren't plans, they are a random mish mash of exercises with something like "Batman" tacked onto the name to sound more interesting. Some of the exercises included in these are great, some are total **** .

Bodyweight workouts, when done correctly, can be very effective. There is a reason I actually included bodyweight stuff in this post, if you actually read it. My first recommendation for an overall beginner plan, however, is still weight training because it is easier to progress with when the exercises start to get easy. You just add more weight. With bodyweight routines, you typically have to change the way you actually do the exercise to make it challenging enough. Things like pull ups and dips are amazing muscle and strength builders. Pull ups, though, tend to be very challenging for beginners to do. I see plenty of bodybuilder types at the gym who still suck at strict pull ups. But whatever. You are free to exercise as you want. Truth be told, doing the Batman jumping jack work out is a 1000 times better than sitting on your ass and eating cheese doodles (though that has its merits, too). Do whatever ya like. These are just the recommendations of some guy on the internet.

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#16 - breaken (05/22/2015) [-]

I've been trying to lose weight down about 25lbs The first thing I did was cut out the sodas,
then processed foods. I've been taken CLA it helps your body burn fat when you are working out or sweating your ass off at work like me.

#456 to #16 - veiledtruth (05/22/2015) [-]

Ive been trying to lose weight for the last two months and I cant figure out what Im doing wrong. I went from literally no physical activity and 5 sodas a day and tons of junkfood to completely giving up any beverage but water and eating more vegetables and lean meat and going to a gym 5 times a week. And i've only lost six pounds.

#478 to #456 - lean (05/22/2015) [-]

Cardio cardio cardio. Also, eating healthy is a must, but the single most important thing to do is watch your intake. Losing weight is a simple equation, you must burn more than you take in. Try doing a cleanse if you want rapid results, but bear in mind, it sucks.

#540 to #16 - elcreepo ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

>25 lbs

Why do you want to weigh 25 lbs

I don't even think that's possible if you're older than 2 years old.

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#17 to #16 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

25lbs is a pretty easy goal to reach. after a few months of not drinking soda ... or water... or anything, and cutting back on stuff like food, and air. I was finally able to reach my goal weight of 25 lbs. It's easy once you loose that extra fat, and skin, and organs.

pic related, it's me at 25 lbs...

#298 to #17 - zpowell (05/22/2015) [-]

Thanks for giving me tips on getting my body ready for the skeleton war *******

#309 to #17 - thedungeonmaster (05/22/2015) [-]

Pff fat ass. Can't even lose those lower ribs huh? Maybe you should lay off breathing air for a little while.

#339 to #309 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

> reducing the number of bones

thedungeonmaster confirmed for fucboi

I know flesh loss is hard work, but cheating by removing bones as an easy out is just a quick fix. remember: every bone removed is precious calcium lost. go natural, or go back to being a fleshbag.

I know skeleton war veterans who lost ribs in the last skeleton war and would give anything to have them back. how do you feel now?

#582 to #339 - thedungeonmaster (05/23/2015) [-]

#18 to #17 - breaken (05/22/2015) [-]

I've lost 25lbs, still need to lose 60lbs.

#19 to #18 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

I know dude I was making a fahnee jauxk fucboi

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#20 to #19 - breaken (05/22/2015) [-]

Clearly wasn't funny

#21 to #20 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

#335 to #18 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

whats your weight then?

#348 to #335 - breaken (05/22/2015) [-]

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#74 to #17 - YllekNayr (05/22/2015) [-]

you cut back on air?

#201 to #74 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

Of course fucboi! Consuming too much air leads to a dangerous condition known as "being alive" which make weight loss extremely difficult. Cut out air and you'll see the pounds litterally just fall off.

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#163 - sweetellie (05/22/2015) [-]

but I kinda don't care enough

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#82 - ygdosst (05/22/2015) [-]

What's wrong with eating this?
I've lost SOOOO mich weigjt from eating Andy Caps.
At least 5 pounds alone from all the blood I'm ******** .

#531 to #82 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

Actually, on a serious note, I think you can eat a good amount of those chips for the amount of calories they have.

Serving size is decent for what they are, I haven't tried them but I remember checking out the macros on them before.

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#57 - hypex (05/22/2015) [-]

or take the easy route
realize you will never stick your dick in another human and gorge your disgusting pie hole with greasy food like the lard mountain you are

#449 to #57 - tarabostes (05/22/2015) [-]

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#136 - thefactsmachine (05/22/2015) [-]

I have nothing against fit chicks. I think most, if not all, are attractive. But I kinda want to smash the one on the left. look at those thighs. Is it just me?

#387 to #136 - ZenMacros (05/22/2015) [-]

Fit girls make me rock hard, but she was still in pretty good shape on the left. She just got thinner and more toned, but she wasn't fat or even chubby before.

#332 to #136 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

girls without any trace of muscles are kinda no matter how much they weigh
as long they are kinda fit they can be kinda chubby too

#406 to #136 - kitchendweller (05/22/2015) [-]

Not just you. www.psychologytoday.com/articles/201206/eternal-curves

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#137 to #136 - thefactsmachine (05/22/2015) [-]

Edit: I want to smash the one on the left MORE than the right.

#498 to #136 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

i totally agree. them thighs are too much too give up

#546 to #136 - lathyrusvii (05/22/2015) [-]

smash. brick. ya.

#447 to #136 - xsnowbanex (05/22/2015) [-]

Oh I thought the same. I want the one on the left so badly

#363 to #136 - Dagoron ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

#371 to #363 - thedudeintheshirt (05/22/2015) [-]

Because they're the same person and she can't be two levels of fitness at one time

#379 to #136 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

ProTip for dating/marriage:

If you start with the girl on the left - 9 times out of ten, after, 5 or 10 years of dating, she'll be a whale. If you're into that, cool, just be aware.

If you start with a girl who has the body on the right - 9 times out of ten, after 5 or 10 years of dating, she'll put on some weight and look like the girl on the left.

Almost everyone gains weight as they age. If you like thick girls and not fat girls - and you want to get married - plan accordingly. Pretty much every curvy girl I knew in high school and college was FAT by 35.

#520 to #379 - javertshat (05/22/2015) [-]

Just for fun: Got any source on those statistics? Maybe a lot of personal experience with dating women for 5-10 years?

#138 to #136 - milvus (05/22/2015) [-]

Yeah the one on the left makes me so hard I could drill a hole in a concrete wall with my dick

#197 to #136 - junkbumpkin (05/22/2015) [-]

This is a genuine question. I get the attraction of a girl with a big ass and large hips. But I don't understand why people find fat ones more attractive it seems. Like, for example, the left pic of her, it's literally just FLAB, which is soft and jiggly and, i don't know, just fat.

There's a girl who I work with who's ass is like twice as large as my torso, and every other girl is like "Damn I wish I had her ass," when it's literally just fat, from everything she eats going to her thighs, which makes her look a bit dis-proportioned.

I personally find the one on the right more attractive because her body isn't going to be as hard as a rock, but her ass and thighs are now big because of muscle, so when i grab either, they're going to be wicked firm, rather than just squish in my hands.

So what is the appeal of girls with "Bubble butts" or "Dam that girl got a FAT ass."?

#262 to #197 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

Sorry, but I think the point we're all trying to make here is that the girl on the left is NOT problematically fat. She has just enough fat in her to look soft, with no significant belly, thus looking hot as hell.

#292 to #197 - tehlulzmasterr (05/22/2015) [-]

I like the squish.

#350 to #292 - thepandaking (05/22/2015) [-]

nailed it.

#366 to #197 - kitchendweller (05/22/2015) [-]

Well psychologically according to many theories in evolutionary psychology a lot of men like girls with bigger thighs/hips/buttocks because it is a sign of fecundity and that any children that will result will be very healthy and intelligent. That also has some merit as far as women with bigger fat stores in those areas (not due to steatopygia and probably due to being genetically inclined to accumulate more fat there as apposed to the torso) have children with healthier brains as much of the omega 3 fats they eat store in those areas and only withdrawal after extreme weight loss or during the last few months of pregnancy (accounting for other healthy eating during pregnancy) and those fats go directly to the fetuses brain development.

Read more about it here, also about mens hip to waist ratio preferences from around the world. www.psychologytoday.com/articles/201206/eternal-curves

#211 to #197 - lronman (05/22/2015) [-]

I don't like that fatass butt like nicki minaj,the large ass preference I think goes to a nice round protruding butt. But I do think that a fit girl's ass is the best ass apart from many girls losing their hips like the girl above. A great example of a near perfect lower body is nicole mejia

#215 to #211 - junkbumpkin (05/22/2015) [-]

Alright, that makes sense. But Nicole Meija, yeah, she's got a perfect set of hips, ass and thighs, that's from doing squats and cardio, that's definitely NOT excess fat like the left pic of the girl in the above pic.

On top of that, the girl in the right pic probably has the same size of thighs and everything, just the angle of the camera doesn't show it like it did in the left pic.

#244 to #197 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

Agreed. Just be thankful that you are attracted to superior genetics.

#426 to #244 - junkbumpkin (05/22/2015) [-]

Because being super fit or super obese is determined by genetics.

Sarcasm

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#534 to #426 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

Didn't say that homie. He is attracted to superior genetics.

#468 to #197 - relvel (05/22/2015) [-]

It's hard-coded into our brains. Our instincts haven't worn off completely, and they probably never will. Large hipbones mean a wider birth canal, which mean less pain and bleeding when giving birth, which means there is a lower chance of the woman dying after the baby is delivered, which means she can still have children, which means more humans. Large breasts mean large quantitties of milk, so children will have more calcium in their diets, resulting in stronger bones for both the child and their descendants. Our minds seek out large hips because of our base instict to multiply the human population. Our attraction to large breasts is born of our ingrained desire to improve our species. Also, since there were no obese humans in prehistoric times, our brain doesn't know the difference between a fat ass and large hipbones.

#569 to #468 - kitchendweller (05/23/2015) [-]

Large breasts have nothing to do with milk production. Now, women who have large breasts are more likely to have more estrogen and therefore are more fertile but otherwise smaller breasted women make as much milk as larger breasted ones. The main theories why women with large breasts are more attractive is because primates generally like females with larger hindquarters as swollen ass is a sign of fertility--humans began walking upright and eyes were less focused on buttocks and more focused up top so women who happened to have larger breasts (also fecundity indicator) were more sought after. Along with that, a woman who has larger breasts is easier to see as a fertile partner right away than a woman with very tiny breasts who could be mistaken for prepubescent (especially in our ancient days); large breasts are also more likely to sag when a woman ages over a woman with smaller ones therefore making it even easier to tell if a woman is at her prime fertile age (remember, young and perky = fertile). Many argue that breasts size doesnt matter because breasts sexualization is purely cultural and only certain cultures condition males to find them "sexy" through learned sexual scripts and gender expectation but some argue to evolutionary reasoning has enough merit due to proof of elevated estrogen in larger breasted women. Men ARE however undoubtedly attracted to larger hips and thighs due to reasons here www.psychologytoday.com/articles/201206/eternal-curves Evolutionary psychology offers wonderful explanations for why humans like what they like.

#433 to #197 - bval (05/22/2015) [-]

Boobs are basically just fat. That doesn't imply that they aren't valued.

#171 to #136 - demyogapants (05/22/2015) [-]

gonna need this later

#228 to #136 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

Certainly not just you. I mean, from an evolutionary point of view (I think that's a proper use of the term), most men should be attracted to the woman on the left, as a slightly higher amount of body fat (at least compared to the right) generally indicates better fertility and ability to nurse the child after birth, hence her thighs looking damned sexy.

#142 to #136 - Lainge (05/22/2015) [-]

I want a time machine so I can do both at the same time.
It's the same person right?

#333 to #136 - lotengo (05/22/2015) [-]

she hot, but the panties make her look like she's on her period

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#367 to #136 - rplix (05/22/2015) [-]

Agreed. It's hard to cuddle with a muscly girl. Chubby girls give warm hugs

#525 to #367 - wtfduud (05/22/2015) [-]

Fat is colder than muscles, because it's farther away from your body.

#558 to #525 - rplix (05/22/2015) [-]

But it's squishier.

#219 to #136 - poorfaag (05/22/2015) [-]

right anytime

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#423 to #136 - nthmetal (05/22/2015) [-]

also one on right reminds me of a man

#149 to #136 - sketchE ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

i like the legs but the girl on the right just looks better proportion wise. the her tits match the rest of her body now

#523 to #136 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

Hell no Bruh id take the left over the right any day I love pale chicks

#145 to #136 - magnuskasparov (05/22/2015) [-]

yeah she thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

#461 to #136 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

Yeah cause you know the right one can kick your ass you fat **** .

#155 to #136 - maxsexington (05/22/2015) [-]

She has them thighs and I assume a decent ass plus shes cute. She looks better on the left, the right is a decrease on the curves. Glad she got fit for herself.

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#261 to #136 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

The left one...

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#24 - tacotrainone (05/22/2015) [-]

the first chick was already hot tho

#435 to #24 - zionsype ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

MUH THIN PRIVLEDGE

#503 to #24 - freebrainsforall (05/22/2015) [-]

Shes hotter now. A lot healthier too.

And you know, maybe her motivation wasn't to seem more attractive to people. Maybe she just wanted to be stronger or healthier

Why do people have this attitude? Why cant you just be happy someone embraced a better lifestyle?

#368 to #24 - wotterpatch (05/22/2015) [-]

But now she's healthier, and still hot====

#545 to #368 - hejhag (05/22/2015) [-]

Don't get me wrong I'm happy for her that she did that, I'm not a "thin privilege" fag, but it's not like she was unhealthy fat before. Just a slight bit of chub.

#550 to #545 - wotterpatch (05/22/2015) [-]

I didn't say she was unhealthy before, i said she wasn't as healthy

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#493 to #368 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

Not really, she was healthy on the left, looks friendly too. Now she is is just athletic healthy and probably a pain in the ass. Remember ladies, you are more likely to die from cancer than from being over weight!

#494 to #493 - wotterpatch (05/22/2015) [-]

You're retarded...
You don't die from being overweight, you get your lifespan shortened.

And i said healthier, she wasn't necessarily unhealthy on the left, but she's now healthier.
Also just because you're athletic doesn't absolutely make you a dick. Being a dick makes you a dick.

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#208 - sniffythebird (05/22/2015) [-]

>Implying joshlol lifts

#214 to #208 - thejammer ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

oh **** ******

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#63 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

i used to be 69kg and sinny as **** now after three years im 94kg and doing alright

#417 to #63 - beardgasm (05/22/2015) [-]

Damn! How much time you spend a week at the gym? My main hurdle to going all out is losing my free time, so I just stick to stuff I can do at home while watching TV or playing vidya games, like squats or jogging in place to get the heartrate up. It's slow progress though.

#554 to #417 - DrOctoganapus (05/22/2015) [-]

>confirmed to never make it

#451 to #63 - tarabostes (05/22/2015) [-]

#462 to #63 - babyanalraper (05/22/2015) [-]

8kg muscle per year? That's INSANE!

#409 to #63 - trilobyte (05/22/2015) [-]

Those small fore-arms, more grip training yo

#458 to #63 - yuichka (05/22/2015) [-]

I used to be 55kg and skinny as **** now after three years im 105kg and im ******* obese

#327 to #63 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

do you tren hard and eat clen?

#198 to #63 - junkbumpkin (05/22/2015) [-]

Mind sending me your workout routine?

#337 to #198 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

workout routine is:

just actually go to the gym

for real, go there like 4 times a week and dont stay just 20 mins then youll be fine, it doesnt even matter how you train as long as you train all muscles

#535 to #337 - nickojmoore (05/22/2015) [-]

It absolutely matters what you train.
Yes, just doing a bunch of different exercises makes you reasonably fit and decent-looking, especially if you're fat and trying to look respectable.
But you have to do some sort of routine. There's a term bodybuilders and athletes use to describe when people just do a bunch of exercises with no program: " ************** ".
I've never gotten better results than I did when I stuck with a program.
To amend your statement: Just actually pick a program and go to the gym, and stick with it. It really doesn't matter what program 5x5 stronglifts, 5/3/1, etc. just as long as you do it and stick to it for a couple of months.

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#166 to #63 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

probably hold back on somma dat tri work nam sayin?

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#146 to #63 - trescope ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

So you're a lefty?

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#40 - shaunata (05/22/2015) [-]

**shaunata used "*roll picture*"**
**shaunata rolled image** lets not forget this.

#41 to #40 - shaunata (05/22/2015) [-]

admin, you have some explaining to do.

#45 to #40 - softlyrustled ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

**softlyrustled used "*roll picture*"**
**softlyrustled rolled image** Or of course the all important

#48 to #45 - RedHulk (05/22/2015) [-]

**RedHulk used "*roll picture*"**
**RedHulk rolled image** Futa demons..

#72 to #48 - kiaserzerg (05/22/2015) [-]

please tell me you have source.

#139 to #72 - Airmanator (05/22/2015) [-]

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#279 - mrzanyzach (05/22/2015) [-]

SHAMELESS PROMOTION OF MYSELF TIME
Left. me at prolly 275.
Right. Me at 205.
IT CAN BE DONE ITS JUST ****** HARD

#553 to #279 - PArmageddon loaded ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

you looked so jolly bro, like santa clause had a son. you wanted a change though and it made you happy, more power to yo man

#444 to #279 - koolkidkonnor (05/22/2015) [-]

its a lot being hungry all the time

#296 to #279 - mondominiman (05/22/2015) [-]

You look like a jolly man

#385 to #279 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

Looks like you changed hair color, and ditched your fat friend

#446 to #385 - koolkidkonnor (05/22/2015) [-]

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#187 - fennis ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

Faggo still walking the earth 24/7.

rumor has it he is somewhere walking at the bottom of the pacific ocean

such as workout, live-in. ******

#314 to #187 - suspicious (05/22/2015) [-]

#334 to #314 - fennis ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

comment not related, my bad just unbelievable how I got hunted with them numbers

strange long story

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#104 - undeadmaus (05/22/2015) [-]

I cannot in good conscience approve of losing the booty willingly.

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#39 - hotsauceandtoast (05/22/2015) [-]

Nobody better **** with my Hot Fries.

#610 to #39 - alarubra ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]

THOSE THINGS ARE SO ******* ADDICTIVE!

#611 to #610 - hotsauceandtoast (06/09/2015) [-]

AND SO ******* DELICIOUS.

#1 - sonatadusk (05/21/2015) [-]

#2 to #1 - joshlol [OP](05/21/2015) [-]

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#10 to #3 - joshlol [OP](05/21/2015) [-]

>2013
;_;

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#14 - princessren ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]

The girl looked better before IMO

#185 to #14 - ieatbengay (05/22/2015) [-]

>>#79, >>#24, >>#136,
it's just 2 pictures her legs probably look the same in a bikini

#27 to #14 - morale (05/22/2015) [-]

I respect your opinion, no matter how wrong it may be

#25 to #14 - goldenrodent (05/22/2015) [-]

better or easier?

#105 to #14 - TurtleOnItsBack (05/22/2015) [-]

it's not about looking better so boys think you're hot. it's about choosing to be healthier.

#189 to #105 - joshlol [OP](05/22/2015) [-]

why would someone thumb down this comment?

#532 to #189 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

Why would you stop posting job comps just because some user is being a bish?

#551 to #532 - joshlol [OP](05/22/2015) [-]

#495 to #105 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

Because there is only one way of being healthy. RIGHT.

#46 to #14 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

I love me them thick white thighs bruh.

#501 - realmanbraum (05/22/2015) [-]

Now this is routine Braum stands behind. but remember, always drink Milk!

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#79 - denniswilles (05/22/2015) [-]

The first girl was beautiful, had amazing hips and a lovely pale complexion and now she's just.. fit. Even the hips are gone. Guess that's up to personal preference but I'm not attracted to tan, fit girls at all.

#386 to #79 - rplix (05/22/2015) [-]

I agree with you. Chubby girls are good for girlfriends and **** early in life and fit girls are better to marry.

Fact is, both the chubby girl and fit girl are going to gain weight later in life, so basically the fit girl will eventually turn into a chubby girl.

I've got this all planned out.

#496 to #386 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

Ever been married? I call ******** on your opinion.

#161 to #79 - beatmasterz (05/22/2015) [-]

Unattractive people are attracted to other unattractive people.

#241 to #161 - denniswilles (05/22/2015) [-]

#285 to #241 - beatmasterz (05/22/2015) [-]

don't hate the playa, hate the game

#338 to #79 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

you look like that when you go out your house once in a while.

#132 to #79 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]

the weak shall seek out the weak

#87 to #79 - jiltist (05/22/2015) [-]

A lot of it is the angle at which the photo was taken. The first picture was taken at an angle which accentuates the hips and bosom while applying a thinning effect to the waist.

The second picture was taken at an off-frontal angle wherein her glutes are contracted, therefore reducing the appearance of her hips. The spread-ness of her thighs also accentuates their thinness and the existence of a thigh gap.

She's also wearing a sports bra in the second picture. Sports bras are designed to compress soft tissues. This causes the torso to appear significantly more rectangular in shape, especially when compared to the shape taken when wearing a bikini bra (see picture one).

There's lots of other things that I could point out, but tl;dr, the lady has the same width of hip in the second picture as in the first picture, but is more curvy in the second picture than the first. It's an angles and clothing game.

#280 to #87 - bigmanfifty (05/22/2015) [-]

You make some good points but she definitely has less fat on her hips in the right photo

+11

#38 - legiah (05/22/2015) [-]

Nice! The first girl went from being hot to being hot!

#173 - xXCorpitoXx (05/22/2015) [-]

I like Salads but that **** is expensive

#183 to #173 - sweetellie (05/22/2015) [-]

Where I work you can get tomatoes for 70p, cucumbers for 45p, lettuce for like 80p and stuff like onions for 60p. I guess if you were buying stuff by weight it could add up but if not it seems cheaper than buying unhealthy snacks. But I guess it could be more expensive elsewhere

#232 to #183 - syshusky (05/22/2015) [-]

It can be but I think most people just look at the price per pound rather than the price of the item in question. Up town a pound of apples cost $1.50-$2. I got a single apple for 37cents. That and prices fluctuate but it really isn't much of a difference.

#234 to #232 - sweetellie (05/22/2015) [-]

When I say tomatoes I mean like a box of them with 7 or so in there though, so someone could easily buy those and a cucumber along with their regular stuff