The story of Natalie. . Anonymous 11/ 23/ 13( Sat) 14: 35: 14 No. g, Sup homies. I' m a of time to kill so I will be as KB we greentexting stories about my good
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The story of Natalie

Anonymous 11/ 23/ 13( Sat) 14: 35: 14 No.
g, Sup homies.
I' m a *******
of time to kill so I will be
as KB we greentexting stories about my
good Mend Natalie
in college
party with girl I' been seeing( future gt)
of her friends says Natalie is coming
Couture gt tells me I' ll like her, shes crazy as
hell
arrives, stocky girl, built like a soccer
player
re all hanging out in a hallway, drinking,
chatting it up, having a good time. Natalie
seems normal.
10 drunk girl runs into Natalie, spills her
drink
watch where your standing, bitch" and
gives her a **** look
goes from O to rage in .02 seconds
10 gets in her face, "Um, sorry but you dent
want to **** with this"
shoves her against a wall
AACTUALLY I THINK I DO!!
10 comes back, starts to wind up for one of
those girly roundhouse punches
squats down and uppercuts her right
in the jaw
girly punch, talking full mortal combat,
knock your ass in the air uppercut
10 drops like a pile of bricks
Paarty goes *******
just standing there laughing over
knocked out girl
m standing there trying to process
happened in the past 30 seconds
Downer of the house comes up to me and says
I need to get her the **** out of here like I know
the girl
Couture gt starts pulling on her saying we need
to leave now
of us leave with Natalie, still laughing, "Did
you see how fast that girl dropped?"
to mutual friend' s house, party there
bakes cookies for everyone
Anonymous f 1/ 23/ 13( Sat) 14: 47: 28 No.
another Rght story
Patrick' s Day party at Natalie' s
Renown her for a couple months now
Retarting to understand her crazy
full blood Irish and can drink most dudes
under the table so she excited
ahas a leprechaun costume on. Girl Is like 5' 2"
so it works
re out on gnd story porch smoking cigs
drunk guys just walking through
people' s front lawns
does not like this
YHEY GET THE **** UP OFF MY LAWN
YOU DOUCHEBAGS
yells " **** YOU YOU UGLY
BITCH"
s jaw drops
chucks her at guy on lawn
******* hit
VWHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM
YOUR LUCKY YOUR A GIRL OR ID KICK
YOUR ******* ASS
yells TLL BE RIGHT DOWN" and
heads for the door
m standing, again dumbfounded and how
quickly **** escalated.
Natalie running across the yard
Anounces on the dude
throws her across yard and onto the
sidewalk
yells '' A GIRL" gets up and charges
him again
her again
gets up and charges again
time she gets a hit in, another tight punch
to the jaw
Etudes friend grabs Natalie and holds her
lets out bestial yell
this time people are coming out of the
house ready to kick both of the drunk guy' s
asses
run
yells "THAT' S RIGHT YOU STAY THE
**** OFF MY LAWN"
Thhose guys will never forget the night they
were charged by a drunk leprechaun
Anonymous f 1/ 23/ 13( Sat) 14: 55: 56 No. 517620581
Heres a more recent one
gt. another friend, and myself at Wal-
Mart buying food for a potluck
on one of those scooters rolls by,
basket Falled with cookies, chips, other garbage
Hey guys, watch this"
******* . jpg
walks up to scooter and starts taking
**** out of the landwhales basket and putting it
in hers
is not pleased, asks her what the
hell she thinks shes doing
Llooks him dead in the eye and says
Shopping"
starts to back scooter up, Natalie
follows continuing to pick **** out of the basket
gets off scooter
shouts ''IT CAN WALK!", turns, and
runs
rest of us are at the end of the aisle
laughing are asses off
just leaves the store with basket in
hand
of free junk food tor the potluck
Anonymous 11/ 23/ 13( Sat) 15.' 04: . 517621625
Oh you have no ******* idea
has a thing for awkward guys
M think its because she can easily manipulate
them, She' s a control freak.
bunch of us at a party one night, **** is
settling down so Natalie invites a bunch of us
OVET.
brings home this chubby freshman dude
with glasses
d be surprised if he wasn' t a virgin
Aafter a while at Natalie' s they start making out
on the couch
clearly does not know how to kiss a girl
getting really into it
Doakes him to her bedroom, party continues.
make a joke that he has no idea what hes in
for
looks at me really seriously, "No, Natalie
has a history with guys like that"
Aafter a few minutes we hear sexy sounds
Aafter a few more minutes they start to sound
angry
Soomeone turns the music off and we all listen
UHH YOU LIKE THAT FINGER IN
YOUR ASSHOLE DONT YOU?"
**** , Natalie is Mgee raping this kid
frightened moans from the guy
tum the music back on real quick
Aafter a while, the guy comes out white as a
ghost, not walking straight, may have been
shaking.
Eeveryone looks at him and he goes red as ****
Flowers head and quickly leaves
never speaks of it, no one really wants
to ask
Anonymous f 1/ 23/ ) : 55 No. 517622807
Another guy story
couple months after the regering incident
few of us are at my place having bowls
invites Natalie and her new, "" bf
over
walk in, dude doesn' t look like a beta
smoke, chat, turns out dude is *******
Suporting nonsense like ''I ain' t got no spare
parts man" and "Who and what are always the
same thing"
us he believes his existence is a dream.
None of this is actually happening right now.
to try and sell us all adderall
is looking irritated
Babe. shut the **** up"
doesn' t say another word for the next 2
hours
Essentually he turns to Natalie and whispers "l
have to pee"
just glares at him
him where the bathroom is
follows
re in the bathroom for a few minutes
come out and guy is whining "I don' t
know what you meechan"
comes out "Hey thanks for having us
over. we' re gonna get lunch"
date for another couple months
Whanted to punch that moron so many times
probably took care of that
Anonymous 1 1/ 23/ 13( Sat) 15: 28: 42 No. 517624365
bar hopping with a few friends
across Natalie who seems to just be out
by herself
real ******* drunk
EEYY I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE MY
FRIEND WENT SO IMMA JUST CHILL WITH
ALL YOU
all have a couple drinks, Natalie is looking
pale
says she has to puke, goes to
bathroom
have to work the next morning and she lives
3 blocks from me so I offer to walk her home
AOH **** OFF ANON FINE, I ALREADY
PUKED
to bar to get another drink
over some empty glasses. Bartender
cuts her off
just stands there staring him down
Biomes back to booth, "Okay Me walk me
home, asshole"
Aabout halfway back to her place, "Wait I need
to pee"
Takes 2 steps towards a bush in someones
yard, panties down. dress up, starts pissing on
the grass
Staking her to Mish
Agroup of girls passes, one just says
wowowow"
YOU DON' T LIKE IT DON' T LOOK AT IT,
BITCH
stops, gives Natalie a ********
ABITCH I WILL GET UP AND PISS ALL OVER
YOU
girls she isn' t lying, tell them they should
leave.
leave, thank God
finishes her piss, gets up, "Man, I was
ready to stab that bitch"
a couple more blocks, "Aww **** I left
my underwear in that persons yard"
Anonymous f t/ 23/ ) : 33 No. 51 7624961
Alright I' m going to the store for some snacks
after this one but I' ll be back with more it you
keep the thread alive
recent story
got job 50 miles away
that long distance **** right now
llt sucks
to Natalie how I know it isn' t going to
last and I' m not sure if we should string it out
continue talking
abruptly asks "So do you want a
blowjob?"
Did you just ask me it I wanted a blowjob
from you?"
Yeah"
no for obvious reasons
Good because if you ever cheat on her I' ll bite
your ******* dick on Femanon is amazing"
of that conversation
Anonymous f 1/ 23/ 13( Sat) 15: 56: 03 No. 51 7627637
God I can' t believe I left this one out
and Natalie are smoking at her place, she
gets invited to a party
yeah, I' m down
Paarty is in the borderlands to the hood in my
city
Aafter a while it starts getting real ghetto
dealer shows up
Would buy some but neither of us had cash
Wwhatever, continue to party
Stalking with some people in the living room
when Natalie walks up real fast chugging her
drink
Get your **** we gotta go now"
comply
start walking down the street
What the **** did you just do, Natty?"
Similes and laughs
epolls out 6 bags of blow
l just blew that coke guy for a gram and
snatched these from his pocket"
Don' t worry I know a place we can go"
up at another party
cont.
Anonymous 11/ 23/ 13( Sat) 16: 07: 21 No. 517629020
at party
straight for bathroom
up a couple lines
**** that' s not coke
s molly
starts sampling all of the bags
are molly, 4 are coke
the bright idea to sell all this ****
split it up between us and head out
re both rolling balls, doing coke here and
there
midnight we' re up with **** to spare
***** T BAR TIME
a few deals at the bar, drink the fancy ****
till close
agree to at party to crash because
neither of us are sleeping anytime in the next
12 hours
Chrash this frat party
Dooing are best to mingle, the people are being
real wicks though
m setting up to sell a couple lines when
owner of the house rolls up
GGET THE **** OUT, I DONT WANT THAT
**** IN MY HOUSE!
man chill, I-
Downer shoves me
is not pleased
YOU **** WITH ANON YOU ****
WITH ME
Behoves owner
Downer shoves back
Wthout "HELL !", punch him in the mouth
gets up, jab to the gut
hell breaks lose
basically end up fighting every dude at the
party on our way to the door.
re too ****** up for pain to register
anyway
Shunning down the street, fat lips and bloody
knuckles
into an alley to catch our breath
starts laughing
Anon, I' m going to tell my grandchildren about
this night"
as will I
Anonymous 1 1/ 23/ 13( Sat) 16: 56: 57 No. 51 7635150
WWY
Not OP, not Natalie, but its not to far from what
she looks like
I got one more for you guys then I gotta go to
work
with Natalie and one of her beta toys,
we' ll call him Steve, for lunch on campus
guy wasn' t the worst but he could be a
real faggot
gay ass flash mob **** goes down
dancing to top 40 remixes
over to Natalie, "Man, look at these
fools."
Wateve gets a nut up
You know a lot of people like this music, its
Very popular"
that make this any less retarded?
You don' t have to be so negative"
who has been silent since the mob
started just says "You' re being obnoxious"
Wateve thinks shes talking to me "EXACTLY!
Thank you."
Wateve gets that glare
stands up
YOU ALL LOOK *******
RETADED"
couple girls take their dance over to our
table
Bdancing circles around us
looks like shes going to blow a blood
vessel
Chours her drink on the ground
Bdancing girl slips in it
Bealls right into me, elbows me in the eye
Wateve starts laughing, "THATS WHAT YOU
screams "THE **** IS YOUR
PROBLEM STEVE?"
flash mob has stopped, everyone within
50 feet of us is just staring
Wateve flees the scene
is just sitting there staring daggers at
everyone
disperses
eeveryone carries on
Append the next 2 weeks explaining my black
eye to everyone
I would pay money to get the footage of this.
Someone had to be filming
...
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#7 - daydreambg (11/25/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Well red thumb me all you want faggots but this Natalie girl sounds like the biggest bitch in existence and i don't mean the good type...
#11 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Im Irish...Im female...we all go through these phases. Its fun. Finger blasting a guy in the butt when he isnt expecting it is hilarious. You want good times get with an Irish girl
User avatar #14 to #11 - Maroon (11/25/2013) [-]
Note to self, remove "sex with an Irish girl" from bucket list
#28 - skiskate (11/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I have to scroll to the bottom of these posts just to make sure that it does not end with walk the dinosaur. I am paranoid after that reading that 8 page long one about a girl and Minecraft just to have it end with the fresh prince of bel air.
User avatar #16 - theatomicflounder (11/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
OP and Natalie sound like cunts. Go to someones house and try to sell coke then complain about getting kicked out.
#64 - vulkola (11/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
She sounds like a female version of Trevor.
She sounds like a female version of Trevor.
#13 - markonj (11/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They both really sound like assholes and you know I'm right.
User avatar #4 - deadnovember (11/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Normally I'd say Irish and crazy go hand in hand, but... the finger raping part caught me off guard.
#71 - deathofnight (11/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Holy **** , these are the people your parents warn you about. Seriously though, that girl seems like a grade A pasteurized bitch.
#138 - mrjunebug (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Stealing food from an obese man's cart is ****** up. Starting a fight with drunkies on your lawn, only to say **** like "I'm a woman" and scream as if you're being raped is ****** up. But punching someone in the face and knocking them out, because they didn't want drugs in their house because they aren't a drug abusing equivalent to human trash, is so ****** up.

Natalie is a cunt and OP is a douchebag.
User avatar #70 - biomedic (11/25/2013) [-]
They're the worst kind of people, steal coke and sell it at a party they crashed then start a fight.
#17 - geiner ONLINE (11/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Could Natalie be Sam Pockett
#34 - kingnewfag (11/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
don't get me wrong i enjoyed reading these but this part really pissed me off. Did she expect hm to not fight back simply because shes a women?
#211 - akkere (11/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My biggest problem is when she and OP took the drug deal in a party and beat up the ******* host for not tolerating hardcore drugs in his own place.
You wanna do drugs? Go right ahead. Ain't no one stoppin' you but the boys in blue. But don't take the **** to places some people don't want it around. And especially don't beat up the poor host, what the **** ?
#9 - mrsnowballs (11/25/2013) [-]
TFW you found a gem browsing newest uploads
TFW you found a gem browsing newest uploads
User avatar #15 - PubLandlord (11/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
5"2 and can drink most guys under the table ...

Alcohol tolerance is pretty much units to weight, bitches can't drink
User avatar #22 to #15 - rfeliz (11/25/2013) [-]
"Full blood Irish"
#12 - boxofwonderz (11/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #75 - riggyrigs (11/25/2013) [-]
""who and what are alway the same thing''
jaden smith dated that girl
#69 - CptSoapMacTavish (11/25/2013) [-]
> Calling football soccer
> Spelling Mortal Kombat with a C


Still thumbed
#36 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2013) [+] (14 replies)
>Manipulative
>Attacks guys walking across her lawn
>Sells coke at a guy's house, then complains when is kicked outout
>Urinates in public, drop dead drunk, threatening obviously shocked passersby
>Is praised as a fun, spontaneous, likeable human beingbeing, every transgression a fault of someone else

God damn.
User avatar #40 to #36 - TheHutchie (11/25/2013) [-]
Half of the world's favourite characters from TV shows, movies and video games are actually horrible people, or at least would be in real life.

As much as I hate to admit it, life would be boring without a few reckless, selfish, crazy douchebags here and there.
#126 - muralriver (11/26/2013) [-]
**muralriver rolled user pivotmasterdm ** YOU LIKE THAT FINGER IN YOUR ASSHOLE DON'T YOU?
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