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The story of Natalie

Anonymous 11/ 23/ 13( Sat) 14: 35: 14 No.
g, Sup homies.
I' m a *******
of time to kill so I will be
as KB we greentexting stories about my
good Mend Natalie
in college
party with girl I' been seeing( future gt)
of her friends says Natalie is coming
Couture gt tells me I' ll like her, shes crazy as
arrives, stocky girl, built like a soccer
re all hanging out in a hallway, drinking,
chatting it up, having a good time. Natalie
seems normal.
10 drunk girl runs into Natalie, spills her
watch where your standing, bitch" and
gives her a **** look
goes from O to rage in .02 seconds
10 gets in her face, "Um, sorry but you dent
want to **** with this"
shoves her against a wall
10 comes back, starts to wind up for one of
those girly roundhouse punches
squats down and uppercuts her right
in the jaw
girly punch, talking full mortal combat,
knock your ass in the air uppercut
10 drops like a pile of bricks
Paarty goes *******
just standing there laughing over
knocked out girl
m standing there trying to process
happened in the past 30 seconds
Downer of the house comes up to me and says
I need to get her the **** out of here like I know
the girl
Couture gt starts pulling on her saying we need
to leave now
of us leave with Natalie, still laughing, "Did
you see how fast that girl dropped?"
to mutual friend' s house, party there
bakes cookies for everyone
Anonymous f 1/ 23/ 13( Sat) 14: 47: 28 No.
another Rght story
Patrick' s Day party at Natalie' s
Renown her for a couple months now
Retarting to understand her crazy
full blood Irish and can drink most dudes
under the table so she excited
ahas a leprechaun costume on. Girl Is like 5' 2"
so it works
re out on gnd story porch smoking cigs
drunk guys just walking through
people' s front lawns
does not like this
yells "**** YOU YOU UGLY
s jaw drops
chucks her at guy on lawn
******* hit
YOUR ******* ASS
yells TLL BE RIGHT DOWN" and
heads for the door
m standing, again dumbfounded and how
quickly **** escalated.
Natalie running across the yard
Anounces on the dude
throws her across yard and onto the
yells '' A GIRL" gets up and charges
him again
her again
gets up and charges again
time she gets a hit in, another tight punch
to the jaw
Etudes friend grabs Natalie and holds her
lets out bestial yell
this time people are coming out of the
house ready to kick both of the drunk guy' s
Thhose guys will never forget the night they
were charged by a drunk leprechaun
Anonymous f 1/ 23/ 13( Sat) 14: 55: 56 No. 517620581
Heres a more recent one
gt. another friend, and myself at Wal-
Mart buying food for a potluck
on one of those scooters rolls by,
basket Falled with cookies, chips, other garbage
Hey guys, watch this"
*******. jpg
walks up to scooter and starts taking
**** out of the landwhales basket and putting it
in hers
is not pleased, asks her what the
hell she thinks shes doing
Llooks him dead in the eye and says
starts to back scooter up, Natalie
follows continuing to pick **** out of the basket
gets off scooter
shouts ''IT CAN WALK!", turns, and
rest of us are at the end of the aisle
laughing are asses off
just leaves the store with basket in
of free junk food tor the potluck
Anonymous 11/ 23/ 13( Sat) 15.' 04: . 517621625
Oh you have no ******* idea
has a thing for awkward guys
M think its because she can easily manipulate
them, She' s a control freak.
bunch of us at a party one night, **** is
settling down so Natalie invites a bunch of us
brings home this chubby freshman dude
with glasses
d be surprised if he wasn' t a virgin
Aafter a while at Natalie' s they start making out
on the couch
clearly does not know how to kiss a girl
getting really into it
Doakes him to her bedroom, party continues.
make a joke that he has no idea what hes in
looks at me really seriously, "No, Natalie
has a history with guys like that"
Aafter a few minutes we hear sexy sounds
Aafter a few more minutes they start to sound
Soomeone turns the music off and we all listen
****, Natalie is Mgee raping this kid
frightened moans from the guy
tum the music back on real quick
Aafter a while, the guy comes out white as a
ghost, not walking straight, may have been
Eeveryone looks at him and he goes red as ****
Flowers head and quickly leaves
never speaks of it, no one really wants
to ask
Anonymous f 1/ 23/ ) : 55 No. 517622807
Another guy story
couple months after the regering incident
few of us are at my place having bowls
invites Natalie and her new, "" bf
walk in, dude doesn' t look like a beta
smoke, chat, turns out dude is *******
Suporting nonsense like ''I ain' t got no spare
parts man" and "Who and what are always the
same thing"
us he believes his existence is a dream.
None of this is actually happening right now.
to try and sell us all adderall
is looking irritated
Babe. shut the **** up"
doesn' t say another word for the next 2
Essentually he turns to Natalie and whispers "l
have to pee"
just glares at him
him where the bathroom is
re in the bathroom for a few minutes
come out and guy is whining "I don' t
know what you meechan"
comes out "Hey thanks for having us
over. we' re gonna get lunch"
date for another couple months
Whanted to punch that moron so many times
probably took care of that
Anonymous 1 1/ 23/ 13( Sat) 15: 28: 42 No. 517624365
bar hopping with a few friends
across Natalie who seems to just be out
by herself
real ******* drunk
all have a couple drinks, Natalie is looking
says she has to puke, goes to
have to work the next morning and she lives
3 blocks from me so I offer to walk her home
to bar to get another drink
over some empty glasses. Bartender
cuts her off
just stands there staring him down
Biomes back to booth, "Okay Me walk me
home, asshole"
Aabout halfway back to her place, "Wait I need
to pee"
Takes 2 steps towards a bush in someones
yard, panties down. dress up, starts pissing on
the grass
Staking her to Mish
Agroup of girls passes, one just says
stops, gives Natalie a ********
girls she isn' t lying, tell them they should
leave, thank God
finishes her piss, gets up, "Man, I was
ready to stab that bitch"
a couple more blocks, "Aww **** I left
my underwear in that persons yard"
Anonymous f t/ 23/ ) : 33 No. 51 7624961
Alright I' m going to the store for some snacks
after this one but I' ll be back with more it you
keep the thread alive
recent story
got job 50 miles away
that long distance **** right now
llt sucks
to Natalie how I know it isn' t going to
last and I' m not sure if we should string it out
continue talking
abruptly asks "So do you want a
Did you just ask me it I wanted a blowjob
from you?"
no for obvious reasons
Good because if you ever cheat on her I' ll bite
your ******* dick on Femanon is amazing"
of that conversation
Anonymous f 1/ 23/ 13( Sat) 15: 56: 03 No. 51 7627637
God I can' t believe I left this one out
and Natalie are smoking at her place, she
gets invited to a party
yeah, I' m down
Paarty is in the borderlands to the hood in my
Aafter a while it starts getting real ghetto
dealer shows up
Would buy some but neither of us had cash
Wwhatever, continue to party
Stalking with some people in the living room
when Natalie walks up real fast chugging her
Get your **** we gotta go now"
start walking down the street
What the **** did you just do, Natty?"
Similes and laughs
epolls out 6 bags of blow
l just blew that coke guy for a gram and
snatched these from his pocket"
Don' t worry I know a place we can go"
up at another party
Anonymous 11/ 23/ 13( Sat) 16: 07: 21 No. 517629020
at party
straight for bathroom
up a couple lines
**** that' s not coke
s molly
starts sampling all of the bags
are molly, 4 are coke
the bright idea to sell all this ****
split it up between us and head out
re both rolling balls, doing coke here and
midnight we' re up with **** to spare
***** T BAR TIME
a few deals at the bar, drink the fancy ****
till close
agree to at party to crash because
neither of us are sleeping anytime in the next
12 hours
Chrash this frat party
Dooing are best to mingle, the people are being
real wicks though
m setting up to sell a couple lines when
owner of the house rolls up
man chill, I-
Downer shoves me
is not pleased
Behoves owner
Downer shoves back
Wthout "HELL !", punch him in the mouth
gets up, jab to the gut
hell breaks lose
basically end up fighting every dude at the
party on our way to the door.
re too ****** up for pain to register
Shunning down the street, fat lips and bloody
into an alley to catch our breath
starts laughing
Anon, I' m going to tell my grandchildren about
this night"
as will I
Anonymous 1 1/ 23/ 13( Sat) 16: 56: 57 No. 51 7635150
Not OP, not Natalie, but its not to far from what
she looks like
I got one more for you guys then I gotta go to
with Natalie and one of her beta toys,
we' ll call him Steve, for lunch on campus
guy wasn' t the worst but he could be a
real faggot
gay ass flash mob **** goes down
dancing to top 40 remixes
over to Natalie, "Man, look at these
Wateve gets a nut up
You know a lot of people like this music, its
Very popular"
that make this any less retarded?
You don' t have to be so negative"
who has been silent since the mob
started just says "You' re being obnoxious"
Wateve thinks shes talking to me "EXACTLY!
Thank you."
Wateve gets that glare
stands up
YOU ALL LOOK *******
couple girls take their dance over to our
Bdancing circles around us
looks like shes going to blow a blood
Chours her drink on the ground
Bdancing girl slips in it
Bealls right into me, elbows me in the eye
Wateve starts laughing, "THATS WHAT YOU
screams "THE **** IS YOUR
flash mob has stopped, everyone within
50 feet of us is just staring
Wateve flees the scene
is just sitting there staring daggers at
eeveryone carries on
Append the next 2 weeks explaining my black
eye to everyone
I would pay money to get the footage of this.
Someone had to be filming
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#7 - daydreambg
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(11/25/2013) [-]
Well red thumb me all you want faggots but this Natalie girl sounds like the biggest bitch in existence and i don't mean the good type...
#299 to #7 - peekatyou
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(11/26/2013) [-]
are you 12? who calls you faggot?
#57 to #7 - anon
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(11/25/2013) [-]
Exactly, the stories of him and OP sound like stories of human garbage. All this heavy drinking, abusing 'betas', fighting and doing drugs (after blowing a dealer) may seem hilarious but when you think of it for a while, she's just an oxygen waster.

I'm especially concerned about the second-to-last one, about OP having second thoughts on his relationship. Some retarded 'you wanna me to blow you?' faithfulness test is not a thing I'd appreciate from my female friend; I'd be more grateful for some words of wisdom.

Such people are 'fun' to observe, but when such folks seem to sound like your friends, be advised.
#333 to #57 - rippercrust
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Just because people like sex/drinking/drugs doesnt make them human garbage, you smug asshole.
#336 to #333 - Kairyuka
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(11/26/2013) [-]
>crashing a random party bringing all sorts of drugs
>start punching people when the party holder doesn't want that ****
That's grade-A douchebaggery.
#306 to #57 - doyoufagsevenlift
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Anon comfirmed for the guy who got finger-raped.

How was it anon?
#120 to #7 - anon
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(11/25/2013) [-]
Well it's all a matter of perception. You see her as a big bitch and I see her as an unbelievable person who it would be awesome but scary as **** to chill with.
#146 to #7 - psykobear
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(11/26/2013) [-]
About a third of the **** about was pretty ******* cool, but the rest was pretty much pure bitchery.
#183 to #7 - dyllygaf ONLINE
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(11/26/2013) [-]
She does sound like a bitch, and she sounds exactly like a girl I knew back in high school, drugs and fighting and everything, and I had a lot of interesting times around her, but oh my god am I glad I don't see her anymore
#260 to #7 - anon
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(11/26/2013) [-]
#322 to #7 - finotin
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Maaaad bitches...
Mad Bitches
#246 to #7 - bothemastaofall
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(11/26/2013) [-]
The first two stories were cool
#74 to #7 - waffies
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(11/25/2013) [-]
A few of the stories are impressive, the OHKO from the first one, although extreme, wasnt exactly a bitch move. She just got more angry and bitchy over time though
#32 to #7 - amataisawhore
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(11/25/2013) [-]
I agree completely. What's even worse is that op is acting like she is some amazing human being.
#41 to #32 - fbiagent
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(11/25/2013) [-]
she's the type of bitch i wouldn't want to associate with, but that i'd wanna sit back and watch the trainwreck
#55 to #41 - trivdiego
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(11/25/2013) [-]
she seems annoying at best

she seems annoying at best
#131 to #41 - anon
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Like miley cyrus?
#83 to #32 - retentions
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(11/25/2013) [-]
to op, the type of person that does drugs and drinks every week, she is probably pretty damn amazing for him but to most others she is just a total bitch
#11 - anon
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(11/25/2013) [-]
Im Irish...Im female...we all go through these phases. Its fun. Finger blasting a guy in the butt when he isnt expecting it is hilarious. You want good times get with an Irish girl
#275 to #11 - dolphinwing
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(11/26/2013) [-]
ok so I'm only part Irish but I would never do this to anyone, you know that's rape right?
#173 to #11 - bannon ONLINE
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(11/26/2013) [-]
If you were Irish, you'd know that none of us say "Finger Blasting".

I call shenanigans!
#229 to #11 - ihateducksauce
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(11/26/2013) [-]
<MFW you do that when i've got diarrhea.
#364 to #11 - guanyu
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(11/26/2013) [-]
This comment is really weird if you read it out of context.
#363 to #11 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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(11/26/2013) [-]
#181 to #11 - neosonic
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(11/26/2013) [-]
What to do around an Irish Woman:
1. Try not to get anally raped.
#357 to #11 - lolollo
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(11/26/2013) [-]
If something of yours is going in mine, something of mine is going in yours.

No, you don't get to pick.
#151 to #11 - cheeziswin
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Stop making Irish girls look worse, we already look bad.
#14 to #11 - Maroon ONLINE
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(11/25/2013) [-]
Note to self, remove "sex with an Irish girl" from bucket list
#35 to #14 - pandemoniumcrisis
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(11/25/2013) [-]
Note to self, put "sex with an Irish girl" on bucket list
#43 to #14 - douevensax
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(11/25/2013) [-]
I agree. I don't care how kinky I'm feeling. My anus will remain untouched.
#157 to #43 - dyalibya
Reply +3
(11/26/2013) [-]
Stay out of prison
#222 to #43 - swiggityswooty
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(11/26/2013) [-]
dont knock it till you try it
#205 to #14 - akkere ONLINE
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(11/26/2013) [-]
But but... redheads.

But then again, the sanctity of my anus.

But then again, redheads.
#359 to #205 - austinpowerz
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(11/26/2013) [-]
I think you are thinking of Scotland (where redheads are more common), the stereotypical Irish would have thick brown hair and brown eyes.
#360 to #359 - instakill
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(11/26/2013) [-]
god damn is the thick hair thing true, the barber in my town won't cut my hair anymore because he tried to trim my sideburns to match my hair, and my beard broke his freaking trimmers
#208 to #14 - badgerbaiting
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(11/26/2013) [-]
I spent a while working with Camp America and ****** an Irish girl who was a gymnast and insane. The best advice I can proffer is if you are going to **** a paddy, ensure an exit strategy. In my case, leaving the country.
#326 to #14 - kirkbot
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(11/26/2013) [-]
you mean add
#193 to #14 - FiddySpense
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(11/26/2013) [-]
bitches lose their lives over that.
#28 - skiskate
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(11/25/2013) [-]
I have to scroll to the bottom of these posts just to make sure that it does not end with walk the dinosaur. I am paranoid after that reading that 8 page long one about a girl and Minecraft just to have it end with the fresh prince of bel air.
#135 to #28 - anon
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(11/26/2013) [-]
that story was legit the OP just decided to add it in for ***** and giggles
#233 to #28 - ffinfinity ONLINE
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(11/26/2013) [-]
I ******* laughed so hard at that. Yet the only reason the guy wrote that ending because he thought no one would like such a long story without a funny ending. However everything in that story was true.
#375 to #28 - kyngee
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(11/30/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro. The anger is too much when you read those lines.
I know that feel bro. The anger is too much when you read those lines.
#49 to #28 - rokkarokkaali
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(11/25/2013) [-]
#77 to #49 - newforomador
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(11/25/2013) [-]
If you're asking for the minecraft one, here it is. It's really long, and, like skiskate said, ends with a Fresh Prince of Bel Air ending.
#58 to #28 - cancerlobster
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(11/25/2013) [-]
Same, for the most part. If they're compilations of short stories I don't skip to the ending, as they're usually fun reads, even if fictional.
#111 to #28 - ChumLeee
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(11/25/2013) [-]
Most of those stories aren't even bad. Plus, I'm pretty sure 90% of these stories are fake anyway. PLUS, when's the last time someone even posted one of those?(That wasn't reposted)
#160 to #28 - dishesaredone
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(11/26/2013) [-]
I ******* remember that ****
I ******* remember that ****
#56 to #28 - trivdiego
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(11/25/2013) [-]
nahh that was a real story he just added the troll part at the end
#150 to #56 - jacksipian
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(11/26/2013) [-]
thats what i think about some of those stories, i feel like a bunch of them are real and they just don't know exactly how to end it, so they just do that
#192 to #150 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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(11/26/2013) [-]
****, I should have done that with my life story. It was no real ending.
#16 - theatomicflounder
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(11/25/2013) [-]
OP and Natalie sound like cunts. Go to someones house and try to sell coke then complain about getting kicked out.
#97 to #16 - kalloway
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(11/25/2013) [-]
While I agree with what you're saying, (landwhale story was just mean), she didnt get mad about being kicked out, she got mad because the house owner shoved OP even though he was complying with the owner's request for him to get the **** out. But otherwise, yeah she seems like a complete bitch.
#33 to #16 - amataisawhore
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(11/25/2013) [-]
I agree.
#64 - vulkola
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(11/25/2013) [-]
She sounds like a female version of Trevor.
She sounds like a female version of Trevor.
#76 to #64 - hazenberdan
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(11/25/2013) [-]
I think she IS a female version of trevor.
#116 to #76 - ilovehitler
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(11/25/2013) [-]
I think trevor just got a sex change.
#117 to #116 - hazenberdan
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(11/25/2013) [-]
Maybe,I mean,this is the kinda **** he'd pull.
#13 - markonj ONLINE
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(11/25/2013) [-]
They both really sound like assholes and you know I'm right.
#216 to #13 - anon
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(11/26/2013) [-]
No ****, Sherlock.
#4 - deadnovember
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(11/25/2013) [-]
Normally I'd say Irish and crazy go hand in hand, but... the finger raping part caught me off guard.
#29 to #4 - spawnconnery ONLINE
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(11/25/2013) [-]
Same with the beta guy
#171 to #4 - bannon ONLINE
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(11/26/2013) [-]
I doubt this story is real. Yeah, we're drinkers and we're a bit crazy but this is nothing what we're like. As Irish people we're the easiest people to get along with and rarely want to fight. On occasion that we do fight, we get it over and done with in a few moments and make up for it later. And if this story is real, then try not picture us all like this. She sounds like a disgrace.
#270 to #171 - deadnovember
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Ah, no worries. I'm part Irish myself and understand that stereotypes aren't to be held as truth for everyone.
#71 - deathofnight
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(11/25/2013) [-]
Holy ****, these are the people your parents warn you about. Seriously though, that girl seems like a grade A pasteurized bitch.
#85 to #71 - losers
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(11/25/2013) [-]
**** that, that chick knows how to party.
#334 to #85 - losers
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Well **** my ass.
#235 to #71 - pkthunderomega
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(11/26/2013) [-]
She kinda does, but she seems like the person you want to be friends with just for giggles and *****.
#138 - mrjunebug
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Stealing food from an obese man's cart is ****** up. Starting a fight with drunkies on your lawn, only to say **** like "I'm a woman" and scream as if you're being raped is ****** up. But punching someone in the face and knocking them out, because they didn't want drugs in their house because they aren't a drug abusing equivalent to human trash, is so ****** up.

Natalie is a cunt and OP is a douchebag.
#156 to #138 - TheUsername
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(11/26/2013) [-]
I was going to say the same thing!
**** natalie, and **** op.
#176 to #138 - herpymcderp
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(11/26/2013) [-]
I didn't think anyone else would agree with me on the first part, since lots of folks tend to not like the obese. But seriously though, you don't take food out of an obese man's cart. And you don't pick fights when you're in the wrong. That Natalie is one ****** up bitch.

0/10, would not befriend.
#17 - geiner
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(11/25/2013) [-]
Could Natalie be Sam Pockett
#128 to #17 - anon
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Not to be a dick, but it's Puckett.
#236 to #17 - pkthunderomega
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Wow, its actually kinda weird to think that the beta she finger ***** is freddy.