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#6 - kopieermachine
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(07/02/2014) [-]
#7 - xgreenmaidenx
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(07/02/2014) [-]
You know, I wanna go to USA for a week or so on a visit.
I don't wanna go there to see the famous cities, New York, Las Vegas and such
Neither do I wanna visit it to see the nature.
But I wanna go on a safari, a safari in Walmart or something. Because that where everyone say they are, the land whales.
I've never seen one before, they seem so exotic, so weird, so mysterious. I've got so many questions about them. Are they really as big, and so many as the people on the internet are telling me? I wanna travel to USA purely for that reason.

I am 100% serious
#8 to #7 - ronrod [OP]
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(07/02/2014) [-]
Well Mexico is now the fattest so you'd probably see them there. The Wal-Mart in my city doesn't have many it's mainly old people that use them. Maybe out in OK or KS you could idk though.
#9 to #7 - sackit ONLINE
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(07/02/2014) [-]
We got 1 in Norway
but i think she is having one of those things where if she walks to much she will have humangous pain
even tho she stared at the ben and jerry disk a bit too long for beign "sick"
#13 to #7 - jackmanagan
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(07/03/2014) [-]
come to north dakota and visit me

well do a selfie with a sign that says FJ or something

itll be worth the thumbs to visit my pit of a state
#20 to #13 - hasinvadedyou
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(07/03/2014) [-]
i know someone in bismarck, do you know them?
#24 to #20 - jackmanagan
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(07/03/2014) [-]
maybe. name?
#25 to #24 - hasinvadedyou
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(07/03/2014) [-]
goes by jade (not a stripper)
#27 to #25 - jackmanagan
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(07/03/2014) [-]
nope, last jade i knew uh well died

im from grand forks

in minot atm

havent been to bismarck forever

**** fargo

accidentally replied to myself
#28 to #27 - hasinvadedyou
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(07/03/2014) [-]
i liked fargo the fx series left me waiting for season 2
#29 to #28 - jackmanagan
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(07/03/2014) [-]
theres a series?

i shudder to think of the stereotypes if its based in ND

ppl think we're coach and buggy
#31 to #29 - hasinvadedyou
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(07/03/2014) [-]
its "based on a true story" like the movie from the 90s but its a lie. Its still a good series, Billy bob thronton plays the bad guy and each season the cast change like american horror story and true detective. www.imdb.com/title/tt2802850/ it just ended the other week so all the episodes are online somewhere
#96 to #27 - pebar ONLINE
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(07/03/2014) [-]
What the ******* **** is wrong with Fargo?
#97 to #96 - jackmanagan
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(07/03/2014) [-]
why u from there?

or even worse. moorehead
#98 to #97 - pebar ONLINE
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(07/03/2014) [-]
yes, I'm from Fargo
#100 to #98 - jackmanagan
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(07/03/2014) [-]
ill complain about fargo tomorrow im going to bed.

we should party, im from forks


ill bring the meth and hookers
#26 to #24 - jackmanagan
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#14 to #7 - guu
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(07/03/2014) [-]
#30 to #7 - skittlesinexcess
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(07/03/2014) [-]
the rate of "obesity" which goes from, 80 kilos at 1.8 meters is to fat too, 200 kilos at any height, America is 35% while England is 28% it's not huge but it's still a gap.

Unhealthily underweight American master race reporting in.
#32 to #7 - swagasauruss
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(07/03/2014) [-]
I work for Wal-Mart and I can tell you I've seen some crazy ****...
#38 to #32 - smaaen ONLINE
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Go on.
Go on.

#42 to #38 - swagasauruss
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Very early on in my job, making a feature look pretty. Lady walks up with her two little kids
Her : Excuse me sir, where are your pokemon cards?
Me : Near the 20 items or less check out ma'am.
Her : HAHA ******* NERD! -walks off-....

Brush it off and go to the peanuts to straighten them up.
Different lady walks by with her kid in the cart.
Kid : Mom can we get some peanuts?
Her : Did I tell you to talk? Or did I tell you to shut the **** up?
Me : uh.....
#39 to #38 - swagasauruss
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Working IMS, we are in the backroom and put stuff on carts so other people can run it to the floor. Get called out to assist a customer because we have more knowledge of the inventory then regular associates.
Me : Excuse me, are you looking for some assistance?
Her : Yea I AM!
Me : What can I help you with?
Her : WHY DONT YOU HAVE CUCUMBER FLAVORED GATORAID? ALLL The convienient stores have it and you don't. WHY?!
Me : I'm sorry ma'am I've never heard of such a thing, I can ask a manager if we can start carrying it?
Her : Never mind ******* loser, dont need your **** anyways.
-walks off-
#44 to #39 - smaaen ONLINE
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(07/03/2014) [-]
That just sounds like your average angry little man.

Got anything that gives you proper insight to the stupidity of people - or just shock and awe thing, leaving you dumb-founded?

Like, I've had a customer come in with his computer, furious as all hell that the "expensive piece of ****" doesn't work, and demands that we reimburse him for his troubles. Asked what happened, proceeded to tell me that he was told by his son that he needed to clean his desktop - so he opened the chassis and applied a wet cloth and -whatchamacall it- metal(?) scrubs, and cleaned the motherboard, soaked the processor fan too because it was hard to get into. To top it off, the pc wasn't even bought at our store.
#47 to #44 - swagasauruss
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(07/03/2014) [-]
You ever see a two 300 pound men get on toddler bikes with foam swords and joust down the barbie isle? that happens more times then I could count...
#52 to #47 - smaaen ONLINE
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Never seen before. But would probably be a sight to remember, for better or worse.

I've heard strange tales of walmart from friends in the states, strange things. Anyway, I am off to bed now, gotta get up in just a few hours. Have a good night
#53 to #52 - swagasauruss
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(07/03/2014) [-]
have fun, also nice Totoro, looks a lot better then the tattoo on my back
#55 to #53 - smaaen ONLINE
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(07/03/2014) [-]
I've always been a fan of Totoro. Fluffy bugger.

Can't really see said back tattoo all too well, but I am sure it's kicking.
#56 to #55 - swagasauruss
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(07/03/2014) [-]
trust me its terrible... lol ill have to do a ****** tattoo comp and include it
#57 to #56 - smaaen ONLINE
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(07/03/2014) [-]
When you do, throw a link my way. Not that I am in anyway an expert on tattoo's, but now my interest is piqued. Anyway, now I really am off. Shutting off monitor.
#150 to #39 - thiswasnttaken
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Yep. It's a thing.
#80 to #38 - damping
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Once at Walmart, a college age girl, was kicking and screaming on the floor when I walked in. Turns out she was on PCP. **** was intense.
#136 to #7 - jntcoolman
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Just travel to Walmart for more reasons than that. Walmart is where tons of species come to visit and cultivate. You will find many things there that are humorous. For example I was walking by an aisle when I heard a big black lady say "'Course I like chicken!" I had to contain my laughter.
#10 to #7 - holdup
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(07/02/2014) [-]
my god, an american safari vacation. that would be hilarious.
#19 to #7 - hasinvadedyou
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Well im from the us first in virginia in 2 larger cities now in south GA, in a poor town i can tell you a few things. Ive very rarely see a fat person on a scooter it is quite over exaggerated. There are tons of fat people but they generally waddle. The second the black people on food stamp days. I'm not saying it as a racist view im saying it as a fact of someone who observes people. You don't buy a cart full of steaks, sodas, junk foods, then pull out your debit card and buy cases of beer or cigarettes at the same time while getting expensive ass hair/nail treatments every month. The quality of people i run into at walmart, not even just black people but all people are just slow. They take forever to cross a street, take forever to make a selection while blocking an aisle and dear god help me if someone sees someone they know more then 20 feet away or someone can't make a return on an item they are at fault for breaking or lack receipt on. The screams and shrieks of grown children who cant get their way. I go to walmart because im too poor to afford going anywhere else in this small town windixie bought out the harveys. Im from VA so it would be like farm fresh buying out foodlion(harveys was owned by foodlion.) So it is the only store in the area for groceries and they charge sometimes twice as much on items. Walmart isn't only about observing fat people, walmart is also about observing the poor and retarded. Walmart isn't a place, it's a state of mind. Target, is a walmart that charges slightly more for the same items so they don't see the trash people from walmart.
#112 to #19 - jacobclabough
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(07/03/2014) [-]
GA Mentioned Swell With Racism And Foodstamps
#3 - include
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(07/02/2014) [-]
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#4 - Sworley
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(07/02/2014) [-]
sometimes electric carts are just not big enough to hold them
#22 to #4 - dubslao
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(07/03/2014) [-]
God I love being First World
#33 - leonhardt
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Hey, don't pick on fat people.

They've got enough on their plates, right now.
#146 to #33 - ephialtes
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(07/03/2014) [-]
For most people, obesity runs in their family...
Please, someone seize this opportunity
#148 to #146 - anon
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(07/03/2014) [-]
HURRRRRRR DURRRRRR no one runs in their family XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJA HOLY ******** ****** DICK ****
#45 to #33 - geese
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(07/03/2014) [-]
no they don't, they ate all of it
#41 to #33 - mochidrake
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(07/03/2014) [-]
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#34 - grimmwaters ONLINE
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(07/03/2014) [-]
They must have a glandular problem.
They must have a glandular problem.
#103 - vixvaporrub
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Having worked at a hotdog stand in a Home Depot, I can tell you that most of these disgusting blob people won't even stand up for food anymore...

It was pretty funny to watch them try to reach for it off the high counter though.
A good way to go whale watching if you can't afford a boat ride or Seaworld tickets.
#71 - zoologyexplain
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(07/03/2014) [-]
My mom is overweight, certainly not a landwhale but she is big. Every 6 months or so her degenerative knee issues cause her to be unable to walk without excruciating pain for a week or more. The rest of the year she goes to the gym every damn day. I keep telling her that when her knee flares up that's exactly what the scooters are for. She refuses to use them and walks in agony because people will group her in with the fat-people-on-a-scooter stereotype.    
   
**** all y'all.
My mom is overweight, certainly not a landwhale but she is big. Every 6 months or so her degenerative knee issues cause her to be unable to walk without excruciating pain for a week or more. The rest of the year she goes to the gym every damn day. I keep telling her that when her knee flares up that's exactly what the scooters are for. She refuses to use them and walks in agony because people will group her in with the fat-people-on-a-scooter stereotype.

**** all y'all.
#154 to #71 - kacem
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(07/03/2014) [-]
if she go to the gym everyday she shouldn't be fat, inb4 ye mom gobble hot dog when instead of lifting
#72 to #71 - anon
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(07/03/2014) [-]
i don't care
JK i do
BAZINGA i don't
#102 to #71 - anon
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(07/03/2014) [-]
well maybe she shouldn't be a fat **** then
#124 to #71 - anon
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Dude, that gift. Is it shopped?
#143 to #124 - newforomador
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(07/03/2014) [-]
No, he would give people taking photos/videos the finger all the time while filming the Hobbit. I think it was something to do with him not wanting them to be able use it in magazines or anything like that.
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#135 to #71 - Lookinatstuff
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(07/03/2014) [-]
What the **** is your point? This is all about fat people who are lazy and use scooters, not fat people who are not lazy and do not use scooters. Why so butthurt?
#142 to #135 - meangirlz
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(07/03/2014) [-]
What he's saying is that his mother could truly benefit from the use of a scooter but because people (like the people on this very site, this very post saying how lazy and awful fat people are) will say she's just a fatty who doesn't want to walk, she won't use it. Even though it would help.

Basically, you don't know the person' situation, so why judge?
#111 to #71 - DarkestLink
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(07/03/2014) [-]
Maybe she shouldn't be fat to begin with.
#113 to #111 - zoologyexplain
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(07/03/2014) [-]
She probably spends more time exercising in a week than you do in a month. Her personal trainer knows her exercise routine and has gone over every little thing she eats and has no ******* clue why she won't lose weight.
She probably spends more time exercising in a week than you do in a month. Her personal trainer knows her exercise routine and has gone over every little thing she eats and has no ******* clue why she won't lose weight.
#114 to #113 - zoologyexplain
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(07/03/2014) [-]
(also her doctor as well)
#119 to #113 - DarkestLink
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(07/03/2014) [-]
In the military champ, trust me she could exercise all year and not do half the running and lifting I do, But keep on keeping on with your bum knee
#65 - yoshiware
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