The original guide. . How to Slap a Guard with a Fish 1. Find a guard' 2. .Approach the guard h. "oh yes criminal scum... that's the spot..."
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#9 - docvolto (12/27/2013) [-]
"oh yes criminal scum... that's the spot..."
#30 to #9 - lucilavit (12/27/2013) [-]
Oh man, it's been a while since I had a laugh like this, thanks man
and still laughing
User avatar #20 to #9 - wolviewolverine (12/27/2013) [-]
Oh, I have been a bad guard.. hnnnnnn
#13 to #9 - weenis **User deleted account** (12/27/2013) [-]
Criminal scum I...
#61 to #19 - rublixcube (12/27/2013) [-]
I know what else he's violating
#65 to #61 - tomsophsis (12/28/2013) [-]
The public morals set and respected by the community?! Gosh, you're smart.
The public morals set and respected by the community?! Gosh, you're smart.
#6 - captnpl (12/27/2013) [-]
The Silly Adventures of Mr. Mochi (an Oblivion Machinima)

Many moons have passed since this has been relevant.
#7 to #6 - poonluva (12/27/2013) [-]
AW YIS
User avatar #14 to #6 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
About sums Oblivion up.
#18 to #6 - fewjarhead (12/27/2013) [-]
I feel different after watching that.
I feel different after watching that.
User avatar #21 to #6 - ajlyoshi (12/27/2013) [-]
This made my night about ten times better
#23 to #6 - skullball ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
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#37 to #6 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
That was amazing.
User avatar #56 to #6 - thesilveresteagle (12/27/2013) [-]
why isn't this stickied? all of FJ needs to see this.
User avatar #10 to #6 - KayRed (12/27/2013) [-]
You know, I've seen some weird **** come from Skyrim, and I've seen some weird **** come from New Vegas, but it never occurred to me that weird **** like this could come out of Oblivion.
User avatar #55 to #10 - zombifier ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
you should watch Chuck Norris in Oblivion
User avatar #15 to #10 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
I think Oblivion got the weirdest mods.
#1 - conversion (12/26/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot! i´ve been searching this for a long time, couldn´t rly find out how to proper slap a guard with a fish
#36 to #1 - newdevyx (12/27/2013) [-]
He needs to play Sheogorath in the next elder scrolls or ESO
#44 to #36 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
i love how purple monkey dishwasher is a simpsons reference
#4 to #1 - tittylovin (12/26/2013) [-]
Patrick Stewart as the Emperor, Ian McKellen as Sheogorath, please can this happen.
User avatar #27 to #4 - viscerys (12/27/2013) [-]
Well, Patrick Stewart was the Emperor. I don't know if you already knew that...
#29 to #27 - tittylovin (12/27/2013) [-]
Obviously I knew this. I would recognize that voice anywhere.
Obviously I knew this. I would recognize that voice anywhere.
#35 - foreverone **User deleted account** (12/27/2013) [-]
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#24 - traffy (12/27/2013) [-]
**traffy rolled user thatskyshine **
User avatar #53 to #24 - daviid (12/27/2013) [-]
**daviid rolled user closingthecube ** look at this bitch *****
#39 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (12/27/2013) [-]
#12 - anorselegend (12/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #41 to #12 - tommythecatt (12/27/2013) [-]
Ah yes, the Fish Slapping Dance. I'm glad someone posted this.
#47 to #12 - Ulmer (12/27/2013) [-]
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#42 to #12 - shmengels (12/27/2013) [-]
the more I scrolled the more disappointed I became that no one posted this, but you...
the more I scrolled the more disappointed I became that no one posted this, but you...
User avatar #33 - oxybeans (12/27/2013) [-]
Only thing that came to mind eelslap.com/
User avatar #31 - goodnewseveryone (12/27/2013) [-]
inb4 dick stuck in a fan
#46 to #43 - Ulmer (12/27/2013) [-]
I'M GONNA HEADBUTTCHA, I'MGONNAHEADBUTTCHA
#52 to #46 - deviroux (12/27/2013) [-]
YA LOOK LIKE YOU RAN THROUGH TRAFFIC
#58 to #52 - yisumad (12/27/2013) [-]
HOME FREAKIN RUN
User avatar #16 - captainpatters (12/27/2013) [-]
Theres alot of criminal scum ******** going on around here
User avatar #26 - deltoraquest (12/27/2013) [-]
I'm playing oblivion in another window and I just made a gamer poop reference about oblivion last post, what's going on?!
User avatar #8 - greensofa ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
eelslap.com reminds me of this for some reason.
#40 - princessren ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
#60 to #40 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
whose whose whose whose whose whose whose whose whose whose whose whose whose whose whose whose whose
#57 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
le instructions werent clear got my dick stuck in the ceiling fan lol haha XDD
User avatar #2 - funkytrunks (12/26/2013) [-]
Instructions not clear enough, my dick became a ceiling fan.
User avatar #3 to #2 - puffyclouds (12/26/2013) [-]
look on the bright side, you'll never overheat while fapping
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