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The Onslaught of Tristan Jones. My friends and I have had a plan made for a few weeks now, and today was the perfect day to carry it out. One of our teachers ab

My friends and I have had a plan made for a few weeks now, and today was the perfect day to carry it out.


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The Onslaught of Tristan Jones. My friends and I have had a plan made for a few weeks now, and today was the perfect day to carry it out. One of our teachers ab

One of our teachers absolutely despises my dear pal, Tristan. Like, pure hatred is all she feels for him. Anyway, she happened to be gone on one of my favorite days of the year, April Fools' Day. Since we knew in advance, we got the substitute (our student teacher for first semester) in on the plan, and printed over 300 pictures of him using the school printers yesterday and throughout today, and proceeded to turn them into wallpaper that's going to make her break down in the morning.


The Onslaught of Tristan Jones. My friends and I have had a plan made for a few weeks now, and today was the perfect day to carry it out. One of our teachers ab

R.I.P. you beautiful bastard. You're gonna die.

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#123 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [+] (28 replies)
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Although it's a bit underwhelming, here was her reaction that we saw. I'm sorry guys.

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User avatar #1 - cptcanada (04/01/2015) [-]
tell me her reaction for this bruh......im need it tomorrow
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User avatar #95 to #1 - killthebilly (04/02/2015) [-]
Tag me in it when you do, i really wanna see it.
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User avatar #106 to #1 - littleoctavia (04/02/2015) [-]
pls respond
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#110 to #106 - anon (04/02/2015) [-]
I really wanna see the delivery too
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User avatar #107 to #106 - cptcanada (04/02/2015) [-]
why are you and killthebilly replying to me
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User avatar #108 to #107 - littleoctavia (04/02/2015) [-]
i have no idea
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#111 to #108 - cptcanada (04/02/2015) [-]
fair enough
fair enough
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User avatar #2 to #1 - novapolitan [OP](04/01/2015) [-]
I'm going to try and get a video, if I can. Everyone who has her is dying to see what she does.
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User avatar #33 to #2 - kiratheunholy (04/02/2015) [-]
Posting on wait for OP Delivery
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User avatar #3 to #2 - LaBarata (04/01/2015) [-]
Deliver fgt.
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#4 to #3 - novapolitan [OP](04/01/2015) [-]
Don't make me whoop your ass.
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User avatar #58 to #2 - hadtomakeanewname (04/02/2015) [-]
DELIVER!
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User avatar #122 to #2 - baditch (04/02/2015) [-]
Commenting so I can come back later
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User avatar #118 to #2 - computor (04/02/2015) [-]
Can you notify me
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User avatar #115 to #2 - samxdaxman (04/02/2015) [-]
Notify me when that **** happens yo, I wanna get in on this **** .
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User avatar #109 to #2 - littleoctavia (04/02/2015) [-]
pls respond
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User avatar #99 to #2 - lordmandy (04/02/2015) [-]
pls notify me if and when u deliver thanks
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User avatar #94 to #2 - betterguygreg (04/02/2015) [-]
You should make a mentions list because I don't want to miss that ****
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User avatar #90 to #2 - YllekNayr (04/02/2015) [-]
Tag me in it if you upload something related to that
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#87 to #2 - buttholee (04/02/2015) [-]
Can you make a comment with my name in it to let me know when it's posted?

I'll give you a webm in advanced
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User avatar #83 to #2 - ohhh ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I'll wait.
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User avatar #78 to #2 - superflyingcookie (04/02/2015) [-]
DELIVER
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#47 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
Okay, well, everyone... I'm sorely disappointed, but Tristan is alive and well. At most, she's fallen into a deep depression. "This makes me want to vomit, Tristan makes me want to vomit."
She said there's no way she's ever teaching AP again. Perhaps she's silently contemplating the intricacies of his death, but for now, I have simply failed you all. I'm sorry.
Have this picture of Tristan that some girl put lipstick on.
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User avatar #53 to #47 - blokrokker (04/02/2015) [-]
You didn't get a video?
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User avatar #60 to #53 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
Let me see what I got, and I'll post it.
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User avatar #101 to #60 - lnyanchl ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Taking you a long time to search, isn't it?
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User avatar #103 to #101 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
I get out of school soon, I'm gonna take care of it asap.
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User avatar #104 to #103 - lnyanchl ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Alright, best of luck to you.
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User avatar #72 to #47 - grimfuck (04/02/2015) [-]
Put some ipecac in her coffee so she actually does vomit
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User avatar #52 to #47 - amata (04/02/2015) [-]
Your teacher...kinda sounds like a little bitch. I have sympathy for teachers, I was raised by one after all, but unless Tristan was ******* disrupting class every second of every day then she should be able to ******* handle him without whining about how she's gonna quit teaching and how he disgusts her.

I hope she quits and finds a new job at a public high school in Detroit teaching Special Ed, might put **** in perspective for her.
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User avatar #59 to #52 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
Well, he did stalk her to a football game and hugged her. Otherwise, he's just a constant little **** stain. It's fun.
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User avatar #62 to #59 - amata (04/02/2015) [-]
"stalked her to a football game and hugged her"

okay I take it back, that kid sounds creepy as **** , jesus.
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User avatar #63 to #62 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
Should I post stories about the cheeky ******* ?
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User avatar #73 to #63 - amata (04/02/2015) [-]
If you want free thumbs, yeah
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User avatar #71 to #63 - grimfuck (04/02/2015) [-]
God Yes! start with details about the stalking to a football game
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User avatar #69 to #63 - zeldamasterace (04/02/2015) [-]
do it. fagget
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User avatar #89 to #63 - soldiertwo (04/02/2015) [-]
now you're talking!
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#56 to #47 - minichris (04/02/2015) [-]
"do you wanna know how i got these scars"
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User avatar #66 - laurensamson (04/02/2015) [-]
He looks like that kid everyone is friends with, but wants to punch in the face.
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User avatar #77 to #66 - confusedasian (04/02/2015) [-]
I wouldn't even talk to him or even want to be seen near him.
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User avatar #93 to #66 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
He's the other Tristan in my grade. Everyone will remember him with a little reminding. I'm sure that some people would love to hit him in the face, but our circle of friends adore him.
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User avatar #96 to #93 - chuca (04/02/2015) [-]
who says you can't punch people you adore in the face?
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User avatar #98 to #96 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
I like you, man.
I've slugged him in the back a few times, I'll have to try this out.
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User avatar #125 to #66 - numbmind (04/02/2015) [-]
Ah yes i know just what you mean. **** you Mitch, you know who you are!
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#151 to #66 - kez (04/02/2015) [-]
He looks like the kid who is loud and thinks hes funny but hes just a bellend and annoying
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#74 to #66 - defski (04/02/2015) [-]
I think I was that kid. Woops, what can ya do.
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#88 - therockofshame (04/02/2015) [-]
I actually did something similar to my teachers office.
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User avatar #92 to #88 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
Let's work together, imagine the possibilities..
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#155 to #92 - therockofshame (04/02/2015) [-]
I'm drawing a blank here.
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User avatar #157 to #155 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
We print a million pictures of Steve Buscemi and plaster them all over the White House.
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User avatar #158 to #157 - therockofshame (04/02/2015) [-]
Make it Gary Busey and you got yourself a deal.
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User avatar #159 to #158 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
That was actually my first pick. Very nice, sir. It looks like we're in business.
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#91 to #88 - zenthos (04/02/2015) [-]
What really got me was the pic cut out and pasted to make it look like he is kissing what I presume to be the teachers wife hahhaha!
Other wise I would of said the prank was shabby.
BTW, what was the outcome of this **** ?
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User avatar #129 to #91 - therockofshame (04/02/2015) [-]
Everybody laughed and that was the end of it.
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#79 - mikepetru (04/02/2015) [-]
She wasn't just mad. She was royally Trist off.
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User avatar #143 to #79 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
You deserve more thumbs.
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#26 - jokervsbatsy (04/02/2015) [-]
It begins, the greatest prank of the year
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User avatar #112 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
Holy charcoaled baby feet, I love each and every one of you. I really wanted my teacher to flip her **** , but she didn't want to lose her job and blah blah blah. I just never thought I'd get to the front page for anything, I feel so honored. I didn't come through all the way for you guys, so like, is there another way I could show my gratitude?
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User avatar #121 to #112 - dvdfaust ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
what did she do
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User avatar #113 to #112 - youngneil (04/02/2015) [-]
A BJ would be nice.
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User avatar #114 to #113 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
Damn, you drive a hard bargain.
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User avatar #116 to #114 - sumerfag (04/02/2015) [-]
a handjob would do
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User avatar #119 to #116 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
I'm not Santa Claus, I can't have sex with every little boy and girl.
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User avatar #156 to #119 - youngneil (04/02/2015) [-]
Well, then just the little boys.
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User avatar #153 to #119 - difribulator (04/02/2015) [-]
Well...in that case. Bacon for everyone
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#82 - midrak (04/02/2015) [-]
First think what he do when he open the class door.
First think what he do when he open the class door.
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User avatar #32 - zaywoot (04/02/2015) [-]
As a former substitute teacher, some kids are ******* ******** and not worth your time, you can't say it to their face, no matter how much you wanna, but they know - and you know that they know, and you're both content with that somehow, this mutual understanding.

And your friend looks like a prime example of that type of kid
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User avatar #37 to #32 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
Well, he's not a genuine ******* , he just enjoys getting on people's nerves, and he knows how to do it. Fortunately, the substitute loved us from being in our class so much, so we got to actually pull this off.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - zaywoot (04/02/2015) [-]
Sounds like a ******* to me
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User avatar #42 to #38 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
Oh, haha, okayy! [small][small] He totally is...
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User avatar #43 to #42 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
I was never here.
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User avatar #161 to #43 - zaywoot (04/02/2015) [-]
did the thing happen yet?
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User avatar #162 to #161 - novapolitan [OP](04/03/2015) [-]
Yee, I uploaded the teacher's reaction in comment #123 but it was meh.
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User avatar #7 - grimfuck (04/02/2015) [-]
If you post results here, please PLEASE notify me.
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User avatar #64 to #7 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
I let you down bb
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#9 to #7 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
I won't let you down, bb.
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User avatar #23 to #9 - halosnake (04/02/2015) [-]
Well I think we all need that notify later
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User avatar #16 to #9 - symmiie ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
requesting notification as well.
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User avatar #14 to #9 - denisvonstrausburg ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Let me get in on that too.
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#85 - anon (04/02/2015) [-]
He looks 14. Are you 14, OP?
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User avatar #97 to #85 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
We're both 15, sophomores. I didn't ask for my parent's permission before going online.
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User avatar #61 - Spavaloo (04/02/2015) [-]
In fairness to your teacher, he looks like an obnoxious little ******** .
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#35 - zeldamasterace (04/02/2015) [-]
oh god....he even looks like a younger chris chan.

GODSPEED
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#17 - yugiohkris (04/02/2015) [-]
You better post results OP,and when you do metion me
You better post results OP,and when you do metion me
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User avatar #31 to #17 - mrshrapnel (04/02/2015) [-]
I second this.
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User avatar #45 - kaboomz ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
rip adidas man
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#34 - anon (04/02/2015) [-]
Is your friend retarded? Looks like he got smacked with a brick as a baby... In which case, no wonder the teacher doesn't like him. Probably one of those little faggots that thinks he's hilarious by disrupting the class with fart noises or **** .
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#36 to #34 - novapolitan [OP](04/02/2015) [-]
Do you even art?
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User avatar #76 to #34 - confusedasian (04/02/2015) [-]
It's exactly what I thought.
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#40 - awcskin (04/02/2015) [-]
Posting for reasons of enjoyment
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#30 - dedze (04/02/2015) [-]
Please tell me when you post this, I need to see it.
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