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The mother daughter tag team. Probably not the story you are expecting inb4 "this is ". So by popular demand, this story comes next... which concerns

Probably not the story you are expecting
inb4 "this is ********"

So by popular demand, this story comes next... which concerns me
considering the only thing you guys knew about it, was that it was
called "the mother daughter tag team"
Sadly the facts behind this story are an online bloggers nightmare as I
have to describe myself and you probably won' t believe me. I don' t look
like the standard neckbeard tech. I' m fit, I train to fight (mostly to
relieve the frustration from customers) and wouldn' t say I' m ugly. A
customer once told me she was surprised to have a tech turn up that
didn' t look like he had just had his hand in his pants" but ignore that
fact if you will. This story takes place last year, after starting my own
callout repair business. My town is surrounded by very rural areas and
my customers can begin to be bottom of the barrel kind of people.
gget a call from a woman
ssays she knows my brother
basks if I can make her computer run faster. Agree to call out to her
house
choises get further and further apart as I drive there.
derive past front gate like four times as it is completely Overgrown with
grass
agate to property has hand drawn sign that reads "KEEP IT SHUT"
leads over a hill and into what appears to be nothingness
suecide to text my mate and say "if I don' t turn up to training tonight,
my body is at this address"
aas I drive over the hill I see five abandoned run down houses
aall of them meters apart
knotice one of them has a clothes line in use.
has just added another shack every time the last one got
too old
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blady in her forties comes out. 3/ 10 if I' m being generous, country
bumpkin Bookin lady
blady was flirty, kept looking me up and down. But the whole thing
went quite calmly
ahad to take the laptop with me, which means a return visit.
Ewen' t home glad I wasn' t dead
icall her to book a return visit to drop it off
adifferent lady answers the phone
mum told me all about you"
abounded like she was smirking/ flirting when she said it
mmind wanders, hopefully she doesn' t look like her mother
to drop laptop off
doesn' t look the same but she was beat with the same stick
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amother and daughter at kitchen table, there' s three, maybe four small
children loose in the house.
amother says "this is my daughter, I told her she had to meet you"
simile and say hello, then try to turn the conversation to the laptop
wmid sentence the daughter interrupts with "do you have a girlfriend?"
ttell her yes then try to get back to the laptop
aint most of you computer guys single?"
l' m not most computer guys"
constantly realise what I' said can take that conversation down a bad
path
amother says "we can tell" and smiles.
gget the fuck out of there.
calls me three weeks later,
mums laptop doesn' t work or some shit, come over"
but money is money so out I go.
ffirst question off the bat from daughter is about my girlfriend
I still have one
sshe asks If I ever play around anyway
ttell her no, by now I just wan' t to not be raped.
tthe mother says "you know she isn' t ACTUALLY my daughter, she' s
just lived with me since she was younger, so anything we do together
is completely normal"
adds "or anyone"
Let me be clear on this point, all the comments that will flood in about
how this shit can' t be real. This sounds like every fake
story on the internet. This isn' t how I ever wanted that kind of fantasy
to be played out either. I didn' t feel blessed with an opportunity, I felt
like I was about to be ripped apart and crushed in a tribal act of
wroom is completely silent for a while
gets up and starts ushering small children into another
room
amother says "that' s my folder full of selfies"
aand shoves my hand out of the way and clicks it
ttry to smile, and the window to try to stop any real damage
ttoo late, I saw them
comes back out in a towel
just gonna have a shower
in this god damn hills have eyes death shack is is thru the
laundry off the kitchen
strops her towel and tries to step into the tub/ shower sexually
ahalf heartedly pulls the curtain shut and flicks me a smile.
Wm trying to delete startup from the computer as fast as I can
amother rubs my shoulder and asks If I want a drink
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fiinally finish the laptop, I' m sweating bullets
ttell her its going to cost for the visit
sshe says she has no cash on her
aof course she fucking doesn' t
Wm not about to be molested for payment.
ttell her I can send her a bill to pay online
spack my shit up say bye and go to leave
abitch literally tries to hug me goodbye
fduck like Mohammed Ali in his prime and turf it to my car
chear mother shout to daughter that I' m leaving
comes out with nothing but her skin and water to cover
herself
weaves goodbye
had to pull over half way home to let my brain figure out what the
fuck just happened
their numbers in my phone under "do not service"
knever drive down there again
Lets face it. We' all had that fantasy of defiling a woman and her
daughter (of age you sick fucks) but it turns out it' s just like lesbians,
the only hot ones are on the internet.
Use the voting poll to ask for the next story. I will eventually tell them
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User avatar #251 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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#258 to #251 - imashitbricks
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#283 to #251 - pathasgum
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honestly iv been sitting here waiting for the third :3
#305 to #251 - chocolatewhite
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you're amazing
#309 to #251 - pkrbarmovie
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Your stories are great (although I do believe they might be a tad fictionalized...)
#429 to #251 - therealkurtia
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Top 3 content with your three contents... Wow.   
Good job, would like to see more of this.
Top 3 content with your three contents... Wow.
Good job, would like to see more of this.
#253 to #251 - timelordjam
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I ******* LOVE THESE, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
I ******* LOVE THESE, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
User avatar #259 to #251 - benjiburns
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What an eventful job!
#330 to #251 - fomkin
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Keep it up dude, I want to have this stupid grin on my face for the rest of the day
Keep it up dude, I want to have this stupid grin on my face for the rest of the day
User avatar #276 to #251 - captinchikin
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Never stop making these, they're ******* amazing, it's like SirBrentCoe but with Tech Support
User avatar #367 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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#12 - superblargh
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Pretty much your face during the whole thing.
User avatar #149 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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People keep asking me to prove I'm not a neckbeard. Do I do it?
#175 to #149 - civilizedwasteland
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User avatar #191 to #149 - thekeldog
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The only reason to do so is if you want to put the rumors to rest. If you don't care then ofc, dont bother.

though people wont believe you until you do.
User avatar #199 to #149 - scarmanagent
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as long as you keep away from anime you are fine.
sarcasm you *****
#156 to #149 - ItzSuitable
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lets see you, then we shall judge
lets see you, then we shall judge
#153 to #149 - anon id: ed7a7b1a
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Do it faggot
#158 to #153 - peekabeast
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Pics or you look like this.
#160 to #149 - psychotec
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why not?
why not?
User avatar #163 to #149 - platinuminfernape
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Yes.
User avatar #224 to #149 - musclezglassez
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****** sucks for you bro. and also, you said ALLLLLL of this is legit innit?
User avatar #225 to #224 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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already posted the pic further down on this thread bro
User avatar #227 to #225 - musclezglassez
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wp
User avatar #226 to #225 - musclezglassez
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oh didn't notice i'll go see
User avatar #246 to #149 - drumtastic
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Yes, I'd like to see
User avatar #248 to #149 - timelordjam
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So, you're Australian.. also my favorite poster now. But that's irrelevant what state do you live in to receive these crazy bastards?
User avatar #249 to #149 - kyrozor
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I believe you because at the end of the day, you've no reason to lie. But some people will never be satisfied.

Also, there are hilarious. Keep the **** going.
User avatar #281 to #149 - iatedub
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Can I have the address to the house?

I have a personal investigation to do


For reasons
User avatar #151 to #149 - leredspy
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Do it faggot. You'll be an FJ hero for 2 weeks!

Mandatory account deletion may follow.
User avatar #169 to #149 - markipliergame
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yea all the cool kids are doing it
User avatar #168 to #149 - newforomador
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I don't see why not. People post their picture on here a decent amount, at least on some of the boards. The worst thing that I can think of that is likely to happen is somebody gives it a funny, but possibly degrading caption.
#222 to #168 - anon id: 64419a44
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It's probably harder with the attention of most FJ on the frontpage. Not sure if OP really cares but that would come to my mind.
User avatar #220 to #149 - holymackarel
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Do it bitch
User avatar #162 to #149 - lurg
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on this cite? youd have to be ******* crazy.
User avatar #206 to #149 - jellybob
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Do it faggot.
User avatar #210 to #206 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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already did
User avatar #159 to #149 - penguinstampede
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no you don't. thats entirely up to you.
#205 to #149 - giggawatt
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I mean if you're not lying, why does it matter?
User avatar #244 to #149 - totocows
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No, I don't think you should. In fact, you should probably stop talking about your appearance altogether. I’ve read two stories from you so far in which you find it necessary to point out how physically fit and handsome you are. You also like to point out that you are different from other tech guys implying that most other tech guys are fat and ugly and you are the exception. I have meet several techs that are fairly fit and married. If your story about the mother and daughter is true, when you told the girl that you “aren't like most computer guys” you did so because you feel the need to inform people of this every opportunity you get. Your stories are funny and I look forward to reading them in the future. Just please, for yourself, stop being so pretentious and just tell the damn story.
#265 to #244 - boobjiggle
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The story wouldn't be complete without that detail though.
#389 to #244 - anon id: 389cf324
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agreed
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#172 to #149 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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OP delivers again.
#184 to #172 - superblargh
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You /fit/, brah?
You /fit/, brah?
User avatar #212 to #184 - kievaughnb
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Your daily reminder that we're all gonna make it
User avatar #333 to #172 - thepunchedface
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10/10 would rape in hillside shack
#223 to #172 - kurtr
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Oh god, OP actually lifts.
Oh god, OP actually lifts.
User avatar #183 to #172 - hoponthefeelstrain
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I don't blame them for trying to rape you.
#173 to #172 - teroch
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I'm glad you weren't lying.
I'm glad you weren't lying.
#178 to #172 - lolpandas
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#363 to #172 - miscarriage
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FALSE

YOU'RE COVERING YOUR NECK
THERE COULD BE A BEARD ON IT
User avatar #364 to #363 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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**** well I guess that's that myth busted
#285 to #172 - seymourtets
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I'm straight but I'll suck your dick just because I could
I'm straight but I'll suck your dick just because I could
User avatar #334 to #172 - giuetta
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Dude, you got some blue in your face.
#327 to #172 - thehellrazor
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i don't cut time from my day to tell people anything , but you my man , you are ******* awesome
i don't cut time from my day to tell people anything , but you my man , you are ******* awesome
#233 to #172 - allennis
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Not bad
Not bad
User avatar #297 to #172 - HelloThereEmily
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lemme see your face.
User avatar #299 to #297 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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not today Emily.
#300 to #299 - HelloThereEmily
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some day?
#182 to #172 - fornowjr
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Like a boss. Is I.T. a hard job to get into? I was wondering into either getting into that or programming. Since you have experience in it, what would be your opinion if you don't mind me asking.
Like a boss. Is I.T. a hard job to get into? I was wondering into either getting into that or programming. Since you have experience in it, what would be your opinion if you don't mind me asking.
User avatar #208 to #182 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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There is more money in programing if you can get good at it. but both are great industries to be in.
User avatar #213 to #208 - fornowjr
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Hmm, thanks for the insight. Will wait on your next OC.
#301 to #182 - anon id: 2d474444
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source on gif?
User avatar #403 to #172 - samxdaxman
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Hey uhh, my computer is.... broken. Yeah. Come over and fix it please...

In all seriousness, if trips caused that, I'm gonna be rolling a hell of a lot more.
#401 to #172 - jinxbomb
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**** brah!
**** brah!
User avatar #366 to #172 - fresighto
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Hey trip, just wondering, what's your primary discipline? I train too, mostly for the same reasons as you, plus a-Just love fighting (for fun, but not sport...train MMA fighters on the side, amatuer or semi, but hink they're full of themselves and most don't get that verses a full art is no contest) and b-my MOS in the marine corps made it a habit.
User avatar #370 to #366 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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mostly Jiu Jitsu and a freestyle self defence. I train others but those two are my favourites.
#372 to #370 - brutallyhonest
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Freestyle self defense .. I've never heard of that, but it sounds ******* awesome.   
   
   
Nice stories by the way, man.
Freestyle self defense .. I've never heard of that, but it sounds ******* awesome.


Nice stories by the way, man.
User avatar #373 to #372 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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it's the easiest way for me to describe a style my instructor has created after a life of achieving black belts in as many styles as possible. strikes and what not from styles like karate, tae kwon do, boxing, muay thia, grappling stuff from jiu jitsu, throws from judo, takedowns from freestyle wrestling and shoot wrestling. just a mass collection of skills to help people better defend themselves against anyone.
User avatar #450 to #373 - fresighto
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Sounds like how MCMAP was complied, honestly. I'm quite partial to escrima myself
#356 to #172 - whateverrowsyourbo
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Are you Jesse
User avatar #358 to #356 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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I can be for a couple dollars
#419 to #358 - anon id: 0268725d
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What if it was the mother daughter tag team?
User avatar #289 to #172 - hoponthefeelstrain
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you have really nice pecks.
User avatar #292 to #289 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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thanks.
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User avatar #298 to #294 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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some guy already threatened to suck me off so I don't think youhave to worry about gay or not.
User avatar #304 to #298 - hoponthefeelstrain
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nice colored text! congrats.
#461 to #172 - mrciggarete
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everyone's fw op
everyone's fw op
User avatar #462 to #461 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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haha
#452 to #172 - drangowings
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Damn, You arent bad looking at all
User avatar #453 to #452 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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wish i were as jacked as admin though
#454 to #453 - drangowings
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Well yeah sure Admin seems pretty buff but i'd still be (probably) caught taking a double take. Damn. BTW Just reading all your stories now although I have read some before, gotta say it's gold!! x
#447 to #172 - anon id: 318ddad8
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om nom nom nom nom nom nom :3
I love the way you write

- the daughter's sister
User avatar #445 to #172 - TarnRazor
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9/10 would engage in casual sex
User avatar #443 to #172 - rhetoricalfunny
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Now, barring the obvious that you have a nice body
Your hair, dawling it's tasteless, so drab and uninspired

3/10 Would not bang
#414 to #172 - AdamBaum
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Post your face, you're a butterface as of right now.
Post your face, you're a butterface as of right now.
#385 to #172 - anon id: 1fbf648e
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DJ ADMIN: Give this man a medal!!! He has earned this!
#247 to #172 - anon id: 32f053cf
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You look like peanutbitter.
User avatar #229 to #172 - heartlessrobot
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Stick your penis in me.
User avatar #231 to #229 - teoberry
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Chillllllllllll
User avatar #232 to #231 - heartlessrobot
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Ugh, fine.
User avatar #236 to #229 - cacti
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Damn goin a bit fast are we?
#99 - anon id: befc0218
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This was the most stupid **** I've ever read. Please kill yourself.
#395 to #99 - xxDanvelxx
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Log in and say that like a man
Log in and say that like a man
#100 to #99 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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why won't you love me?
why won't you love me?
User avatar #185 to #100 - hoponthefeelstrain
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because he doesn't wanna be rejected like how you rejected that mom and her daughter.
User avatar #440 to #100 - themagicdalek
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i love you
#133 to #100 - DracoManX
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oh man i just watched this episode, the feels flowing back
#101 to #100 - anon id: befc0218
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cause ur a faggot lelelel
User avatar #102 to #101 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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shut up and kiss me
#123 to #102 - shakalakaboomboom
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#11 - systemattic
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Man these are ******* great keep them coming!

>just like lesbians, only good ones are on the internet

I really wanna hear about you worst customer ever next!
#23 to #11 - beren
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It gets worse?
#77 - synlyfe
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yfw.
#148 - anaklusmos
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Mother/Daughters FW
User avatar #38 - jaximusblack
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OP messed up, heres the link to vote strawpoll.me/1055337/
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User avatar #235 to #38 - sstiickss
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Yeah my fault about that, was in a rush.
#2 - sensitive
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great content man 10/10 would postpone afternoon fap to read again.
great content man 10/10 would postpone afternoon fap to read again.
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