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The most horrific tard event

Anonymous 10/ 3 f/ f 3( Thu) f 9: 1 f :53 No. 513691304
I witnessed the most horrific
Tard event.
in school
ll!. chalking down crowded
214 KB we corridor
tard holding sandwich
tard is known for flipping out violently and
a wrangler is nowhere to be seen.
Spuddenly, amongst the crowd, someone
bumps into the tard and knocks his sandwich
out his hand.
slice of ham lands on some quiet kid who is
by his locker
the horns of Jericho, the tard lets out
noise that could bring down the walls of a
two leaps on the quiet kid and tackles him to
the ground, eyes glazed over in feral rage
tard sinks his teeth into this kid' s upper
thigh, but somehow still roaring
allittle did I know, thta the quiet kid was
suffering from PTSD from a violent dog attack
flips his shit and unleashes an epic
fist combo into the tards face
PAS the punches keep landing, the tard' s face
is slowly becoming mushier and redder
tard increases his bite strengh and his
growl grows louder
quiet kid is now bawling his eyes out but
he doesn' t cease his furious punching
Xblood is beginning to be splattered about the
hall from the tard' s face
who bite mark is now flowing freely with blood
as well
llike lightning, the quiet kid grabs the tard' s
forehead with one hand and right hooks him in
the jaw with the other.
who tard flops off the kid and begins writing on
the floor, smearing blood and saliva
tthe quiet kid looks at his bloodsoaked fists,
pukes and passes out (probably from the pain
of the bite)
he broke a tard' s jaw to free himself
the hallway looks like the fucking
at least 10 kids had to have counselling
after seeing this
Also, Tard stories general.
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User avatar #1 - stilch
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Great, but nowhere near as gooda s the story of Neal.
#59 to #1 - anon
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holy **** neal is that dude. I love neal.
User avatar #136 to #1 - punishlife
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Sweet jesus ******* christ. Thank you for opening my eyes to these epic events
#183 to #1 - KIKORBV
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Related to one of the stories! Uncircumsized!
Related to one of the stories! Uncircumsized!
User avatar #188 to #1 - ompalomper
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*sigh* oh neal, the lulz you brought...
User avatar #191 to #1 - ompalomper
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what about Fats McGee and his Retard Three?
not to mention the sequel "Fats McGee II: To Kill a Tardburd"
User avatar #192 to #191 - stilch
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Fats McGee was very funny, but I find some of the sentences incorrect. No way the planets can align to make such a story. But it was still a 9/10
User avatar #194 to #192 - ompalomper
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possible, but it's like boxcar joe the magic hobo, it's simply so amazing that you want to believe it is
#93 to #1 - fauxshores
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#3 to #1 - strigt
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Do tell...I enjoy a good story.
#19 to #3 - houseofbrick
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User avatar #75 to #19 - twdeathnote
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Jurastard Park.

In space no one can hear you haypil.
User avatar #176 to #19 - daelril
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The most i've ever laughed with a green text
User avatar #232 to #19 - atheistzilla
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i want moar

gibbe moar plz
#233 to #232 - timelimit
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User avatar #106 to #19 - pickstar
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This isn't full. I remember the full one ending with the fake baseball story. Unless this one is arranged differently.
#20 to #3 - phuquogh
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i wanted to post the picture but its too big, so here's the link. A lot to read, but it's worth it
User avatar #165 to #20 - olgregg
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It's been years since I've willingly picked up a book in years, but I read this as though it were the finest of literature. Excellent share.
#58 to #3 - napss
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User avatar #195 to #58 - dyllygaf
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This is the full one if anyone is interested
#234 to #3 - timelimit
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Alright so apparently I have a version that's longer than any of the others posted here.

Here it is. Enjoy.
#21 - houseofbrick
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Y'know, I'm not a fan of treating people badly for things they have no control over, but why don't we do what Japan does with the mentally handicapped and send them to special schools to learn how to do simple labor? It makes sure they get employment and keeps them away from the rest of society at the same time, lowering the risk of there being cases like this.
Y'know, I'm not a fan of treating people badly for things they have no control over, but why don't we do what Japan does with the mentally handicapped and send them to special schools to learn how to do simple labor? It makes sure they get employment and keeps them away from the rest of society at the same time, lowering the risk of there being cases like this.
#29 to #21 - gisuar
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germans did it too at least that separating part didn't teach them anything though just killed them
User avatar #41 to #29 - houseofbrick
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out of curiosity, are you trying to subtly compare me to Hitler or are you just referencing the only other example you can think of, unfortunate example as it is?
#52 to #41 - gisuar
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the fact that you favor the idea of trying to keep them away from the rest of society makes it look like you think they are not worth being a part of it

even though they are handicapped retarded or just damn potatoes doesn't really justify the idea of separating them from the rest of society
User avatar #53 to #52 - houseofbrick
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I just don't think society has to wear a hair shirt to feel better about itself.
#61 to #53 - gisuar
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it's not about feeling better that's the point of society otherwise we could remain being egoistic
#69 to #61 - houseofbrick
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I'm not advocating ******* concentration camps, just vocational schools. Now get off your high horse and stop getting upset when people view the severely handicapped as a burden on society. I'm not even talking about those with learning disabilities or mild-to-moderate autism, but the ones who will never function in society because they mentally can not be a part of society.
User avatar #38 to #21 - aznzeus
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well the thought is that if we sent them to special schools they wouldnt be exposed to regular people and not know how to function in society which is mostly regular people. But if japan is able to make it work why the **** not?
User avatar #149 to #38 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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Even in regular schools they are very rarely exposed to other people.
The only time they'll even be around 'regular people' is while walking through halls (And they'll be guided by others), and probably during lunch (Where they'll likely have a special section that they must stay in)
#26 to #21 - anon
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because these Tard stories are ********. I was attacked by a 'special student' once, even if theyre big, they dont act like animals, the fight like any other idiot would, grabbing and hitting.
#30 to #21 - squamousness **User deleted account**
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I like this idea. This is a good idea.
#28 - adu
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I have nothing against the mentally disabled, but I believe in treating a person like they act. If an irredeemable retarded person flies off the handle to that extent, then I don't even think they're worth tax dollars. If you're going to attack someone like a rabid dog, then you should be put down like one.
#160 to #28 - themole
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My profession is what would be considered a "wrangler". I've been punched, kicked, and bitten to the point of blood being drawn myself, and at no point have I ever wished or thought death upon the kids. They are some of the kindest and sweetest children you'll ever know. Saying they need "put down" is disgusting. I can't imagine how you would feel if your child was born with autism or any other form of a mental handicap and people thought that he/she should be put down because they act on impulses.
#163 to #160 - adu
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Autism doesn't make kids want to tear chunks out of each other. Someone who would inflict that kind of pain on a stranger for a sandwich is not someone I would describe as "kind" or "sweet" in any sense. If they behave violently, then at least put them where they can't hurt anyone. The fact that this one was even known for having violent outbursts shows extremely poor judgement on both the parents and the school board.

If I had a violently retarded kid, I would at least keep him away from others so that he wouldn't hurt anyone when he inevitably flies off the handle. I'm just sick of people pretending that they'll be productive members of society at one point, because they really won't, they're a burden and a danger to themselves and everyone around them.
#170 to #163 - themole
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Yes, yes it does actually. Autists get set in a frame of mind where they can't think of anything but one particular thing. In this case, it was leaving the "de-escalation room" at the school I work at. This particular room is that "safe haven", or the place away from others. The same night it happened (parent-teacher conferences), the child came into the gym and him and I re-enacted scenes from DBZ, one of his favorite shows.

You're only seeing how the act happened, not why it happened.

Honestly, I think that until you work with children like that first-hand and understand their behaviors more than being "violently retarded", you shouldn't have such a strong opinion about it to think that death should come first.

There is no way that I can make you see kids like that like I do, so I can't see this discussion going anywhere good. At that, I will wish you a good night.
#57 to #28 - thegreatanime
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Just a random question, but where is the pic from? Like who is that?
#63 to #57 - adu
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The character is Sanji from One Piece, and the picture is from DeviantArt.
#155 to #63 - anon
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It always throws me off when you can read things both ways and it still makes perfect sense.
User avatar #65 to #57 - adu
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That last spoilertag was horrifically inconvenient, so here's the link:
User avatar #32 to #28 - localbees
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I tend to agree
User avatar #50 - ishallsmiteyou
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I have my own mini tard story, the kid ended up dying.
>in tech class
>no serious injuries 20 minutes in, a first for this class
>hear screaming coming from hallway
>think nothing of it, continue working on my strongbox
>screaming grows louder and louder, fire alarm goes off
>tard bursts through the doors and runs straight towards a table saw
>he ******* dives into the thing and it chops a section of his head off, leaving him unconscious and bleeding everywhere
He died in the hospital with a small chunk of his brain missing. Since then the school has instructed the tech teacher to keep the doors locked at all times.
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#153 to #50 - sabashii
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#95 to #50 - demicus
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#73 - miia
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and then quiet kid gets expelled for getting into a fight.
User avatar #79 to #73 - mayormilkman
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Thanks for posting this comment so I could read this amusing story.
#99 to #73 - usernamecannotload
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I hate the "zero tolerance" policy that schools have. When I was in school if someone attacked you and you tried to defend yourself, you would get in trouble and the attacker would not, and from what I've heard its gotten even worse since I graduated.
User avatar #117 to #99 - xxhadesflamesxx
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its even worse on weapons you can get suspended nowadays for drawing a picture of a gun or making a finger gun
User avatar #229 to #117 - ugottanked
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please tell me thats ********
User avatar #230 to #229 - xxhadesflamesxx
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nope its happened before in stupid schools but it still happened and if it happened once it will probably happen again
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#111 to #99 - mummyslittlebitch
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Even before zero tolerance polices became a thing I got in trouble for that **** all the time. One time some slack-jawed redneck kid started beating me with a big stick on the playground while I was alone minding my own damn business. I blocked one of his swings and threw the stick away and told him to leave me alone, so he went and told a teacher that I stole his stick and instead of doing some investigative work they just gave us both after-school detention. Wasn't the only time **** like that happened to me. **** that school.
User avatar #186 to #111 - AnomynousUser
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One time, when I was in 5th grade, some 6th grader started beating up my friend, and I saw that my friend was losing, so I ran up and hit/shoved him away with one move, so the 6th grader turned around, sucker punched me, and then the rest of my friends got to us and broke it up. The teachers didn't even know until some 3rd graders from the other side of the playground told on us. The little **** tried to say that I ran up from behind and started hitting him for no reason, but when the principal saw my black eye and heard my side of the story, I ended up getting a day or two of lunch duty while he had detention or suspension or some **** like that.
#104 to #99 - Visual
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My school degenerated into this new policy: People who crowd around a fight are contributors to the fight because they unintentionally block police and administrators from stopping the fight and are will be punished as well.
#201 to #104 - fullmetaloptimist
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I think my school has it worse. Even if you're nowhere near the fight, you'll get in trouble for not doing anything to try and stop it.
#156 to #104 - anon
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Eh, that's fair.
You are blocking the people in charge from doing their jobs.
User avatar #138 to #104 - zafara
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I think that's the law outside of schools, too, unless I'm mistaken.
#110 - largilloquent
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>be in 9th grade
>tard shows up mid year
>lesson starts to get real slow, so tard can follow
>his trigger word for anger is "socks"
>every no and again people would just whisper it and he would freak out
>one day the teacher says it mid lesson (dont remember why)
>tard jumps the poor lady and beats her unmercifully
>some kids in class restrain the fool
>mfw 1 is suspended and the other two are expelled
>mfw tard gets no punishment
#31 - tabarzins
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I would have passed out  from laughter
I would have passed out from laughter
User avatar #45 - roflstorm
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I have my own tard tale to tell.
It is the story......of Dallas.

> Be in 10th grade
> Be in office for some ********.
> Waiting to be called upon when a pudgy kid flumps down next to me.
> Starts staring at me and drooling on his 3 sizes too small power rangers t-shirt.
> I put headphones in and tune out surrounding ********.
> He grabs my headphones and throws them on the floor and goes back to eyeing me like a Hyena over a dying antelope.
> "Can i help you?"
> Continues judging my soul with this stare
> ..........................
User avatar #48 to #45 - roflstorm
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> "Hi Dallas......"
> Look around, growing uncomfortable
> Try to act cool
> "Rock"
> Uneasy silence. Which is odd because the office is normally a seething cauldron of noise and sounds.
> You can almost hear the gears in his head grinding against each other.
> Dallas slowly moves closer to me.
> Starts shaking and twitching
User avatar #54 to #48 - roflstorm
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> I think i may have broken this creatures fragile grip on reality
> He moves close enough to ******* smell the all bran Tardobits he had for breakfast
> Looks me dead in the eye and let's out a bloodcurtling wail that could crack the concrete beneath us.
> I get up and try to flee
> Nope.jpg
> ******* go-go-gadget extendo-arm grabs me and pulls me back and pulls me back into my chair hard enough to crack the glass behind my head.
> The teachers in the office try to calm the raging beast but was nigh
> There was no brakes on the rage train. Only gas.
> He continues his bellowing screech and his grip tightens around my arm
User avatar #66 to #54 - roflstorm
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******* page decided to move on while i was typing.

> I try time and time again to flee the kung fu grip of Dallas. But it was all for not as he pulls me back in my chair.
> Teachers start swarming Dallas as they try to release his grip from my arm.
> Dallas continues his death shuttering wail and starts to move up and down in his seat.
> The principle barrels down the starts to see what the commotion is all about.
> He witnesses my agony and the rapidly increasing tantrum of Dallas and calls in the Tard squad.
> The entire time Dallas is wailing and screaming loud enough to shake the ******* windows and the teachers are still trying to pry his meaty finger loafs from my arm.
> People from the outside do nothing but watch as the mad fatter goes into overdrive
> Some even take videos.
> One girl in particular takes a flash photgraph
> Ohdeargodwhathaveyoudone.png
User avatar #68 to #66 - roflstorm
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> He stops DEAD.
> His insufferable wailing ceases and he stops bouncing in his seat. Still firmly latched to my arm
> He has acquired a new target.
> Faster than you can say "Madre de Dios", Dallas relinquishes his grip on my arm and bolts out the door.
> Everyone runs for dear life.
> Dallas tries to make the tight corner but slides into some boxes full of book orders and paper.
> This does nothing but further enrage the beast.
> He tears into every box and dumps everything out.
> Dear sweet Neptune, the tard squad has arrived.
> They run in and try to subdue the angry Dallas
User avatar #71 to #68 - roflstorm
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> The tard squard try to rope the beast but Dallas counters with the boxes that are still full of paper.
> 2 20 lb boxes soar through the air and one squad member is hit.
> Dude actually got his rib cracked
> The force of the screaming and wailing mustve been too much for Dallas' intestines for they have emptied their contents into Dallas' scooby doo pants.
> Dallas is still sitting in a pile of feces, book orders and printing paper.
> Dallas starts crying as he continues to throw empty boxes at tard squad alpha.
> My arm is still ******* numb.
> 2 more trucks, Tard squads "Bravo" and "Charlie" pull up and wait outside for further instructions.
> Teachers from surrounding classrooms peek out and see if they can see the destruction.
User avatar #77 to #71 - roflstorm
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Still story is still ******* going, by the way.

> Dallas' crying slowing grows in volume as another member of Tard squad Alpha tries to drag the behemoth out of his box fortress.
> Ihavemadeagravemistake.jpg
> Dallas clamps down on the squad members arm and from personal experience, will not let go.
> Dallas appears to know how to deal with these guys and proceeds to ******* BREAK the members arm. Like, ******* crack it.
> A seasoned tard veteran.
> 2 members of tard squad Alpha are down for the count.
> Dallas' wailing continues to grow as the smell of ****, tard tears and the fruity tard bits he ate from breakfast envelope the office.
User avatar #80 to #77 - roflstorm
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Almost done.

> With 2 members of tard squad Alpha down, they call in Tard squad "Bravo" and "Charlie" in to take him out.
> Meanwhile, i'm still in my seat clutching my ruined arm in awe at what i am witnessing
> 8 guys in uniform run in and quickly pin the sobbing beast to the concrete floor.
> Eventually they get Dallas out of there and they check up on me to see if my arm is ok.
> The tard squads drag Dallas out and he takes the next 3 weeks off from school.
> Most people recognize me as "The man that survived Dallas".

The end
User avatar #81 to #80 - roflstorm
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Remember when i put my headphones in at the start?
And he asked what i was listening to?
I was about to listen to "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor.
And the entire time all this was going on, you could faintly hear "Eye of the tiger"
And it was ******* awesome.
#96 to #80 - hellboundstrength
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hearing these tards having violent tantrums makes me think of the perfect way to rid of these tards helping the population crisis in a entertaining way...UFC for tards
hearing these tards having violent tantrums makes me think of the perfect way to rid of these tards helping the population crisis in a entertaining way...UFC for tards
#137 to #80 - harleycurnow
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I'm cringing at the thought of your headphones getting ripped to shreds after dangling in all the commotion.
#83 to #77 - iamwillygean
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**iamwillygean rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at My brain......hurts ** is that it holy ****!
#141 to #83 - iamderzerstorer
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My mind is full of **** right now.
User avatar #70 to #66 - idkbruh
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I lost it at "tard squad"
User avatar #78 to #54 - jimjoejohnson
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Lost it at go-go-gadget extendo-arm
#72 - puremadmentalged
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Long, but a good read
User avatar #107 to #72 - vgmddg
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That was an amazing tale. Seriously.
#115 to #72 - mummyslittlebitch
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ahahaha "please go, you're disrupting my classroom". That is exactly how I would react to that situation.
User avatar #162 to #72 - carbohydrates
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A thumb for you good sir, may Fats Mcgee stay far away.
User avatar #181 to #72 - craaabs
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Definitely up there with the NealTard story.
#189 to #72 - xelaalex
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That might just be one of the best 4chan posts I've read
#105 to #72 - toncheky
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That was just... wow.
User avatar #86 to #72 - roflstorm
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Fats Mcgee and the retard three

Forever a legendary tale.
#67 - titilanious
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Small tard story of my own.
> be in a small school only a few kids in the class
>one of them is tard not full tard but still tardy none-the-less
> im not a small kid was actually the biggest in my class at this point
> some asshole steals tard's day planner and is playing keep away
> asshole throws it to me
> i go to give it back to tard and he bites me on the arm
> wind up and punch the tard free of my arm and throw his planner at him
>tard walks away holding his face and planner then proceeds to tell the teacher this
> " the tall one threw the radiator at me"
> MFW....