The most horrific tard event. . Anonymous 10/ 3 f/ f 3( Thu) f 9: 1 f :53 No. 513691304 I witnessed the most horrific Tard event. in school ll!. chalking down c
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The most horrific tard event

Anonymous 10/ 3 f/ f 3( Thu) f 9: 1 f :53 No. 513691304
I witnessed the most horrific
Tard event.
in school
ll!. chalking down crowded
214 KB we corridor
tard holding sandwich
tard is known for flipping out violently and
a wrangler is nowhere to be seen.
Spuddenly, amongst the crowd, someone
bumps into the tard and knocks his sandwich
out his hand.
slice of ham lands on some quiet kid who is
by his locker
the horns of Jericho, the tard lets out
noise that could bring down the walls of a
fortress
two leaps on the quiet kid and tackles him to
the ground, eyes glazed over in feral rage
jpg
tard sinks his teeth into this kid' s upper
thigh, but somehow still roaring
allittle did I know, thta the quiet kid was
suffering from PTSD from a violent dog attack
flips his **** and unleashes an epic
fist combo into the tards face
PAS the punches keep landing, the tard' s face
is slowly becoming mushier and redder
tard increases his bite strengh and his
growl grows louder
quiet kid is now bawling his eyes out but
he doesn' t cease his furious punching
Xblood is beginning to be splattered about the
hall from the tard' s face
who bite mark is now flowing freely with blood
as well
llike lightning, the quiet kid grabs the tard' s
forehead with one hand and right hooks him in
the jaw with the other.
who tard flops off the kid and begins writing on
the floor, smearing blood and saliva
everywhere
tthe quiet kid looks at his bloodsoaked fists,
pukes and passes out (probably from the pain
of the bite)
he broke a tard' s jaw to free himself
the hallway looks like the *******
somme
at least 10 kids had to have counselling
after seeing this
Also, Tard stories general.
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User avatar #1 - stilch (11/08/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Great, but nowhere near as gooda s the story of Neal.
#3 to #1 - strigt (11/08/2013) [-]
Do tell...I enjoy a good story.
#21 - houseofbrick (11/08/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Y'know, I'm not a fan of treating people badly for things they have no control over, but why don't we do what Japan does with the mentally handicapped and send them to special schools to learn how to do simple labor? It makes sure they get employment and keeps them away from the rest of society at the same time, lowering the risk of there being cases like this.
Y'know, I'm not a fan of treating people badly for things they have no control over, but why don't we do what Japan does with the mentally handicapped and send them to special schools to learn how to do simple labor? It makes sure they get employment and keeps them away from the rest of society at the same time, lowering the risk of there being cases like this.
User avatar #50 - ishallsmiteyou (11/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I have my own mini tard story, the kid ended up dying.
>in tech class
>no serious injuries 20 minutes in, a first for this class
>hear screaming coming from hallway
>think nothing of it, continue working on my strongbox
>screaming grows louder and louder, fire alarm goes off
>tard bursts through the doors and runs straight towards a table saw
>he ******* dives into the thing and it chops a section of his head off, leaving him unconscious and bleeding everywhere
He died in the hospital with a small chunk of his brain missing. Since then the school has instructed the tech teacher to keep the doors locked at all times.
#28 - adu (11/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I have nothing against the mentally disabled, but I believe in treating a person like they act. If an irredeemable retarded person flies off the handle to that extent, then I don't even think they're worth tax dollars. If you're going to attack someone like a rabid dog, then you should be put down like one.
#73 - miia ONLINE (11/08/2013) [+] (12 replies)
and then quiet kid gets expelled for getting into a fight.
#110 - largilloquent (11/08/2013) [-]
>be in 9th grade
>tard shows up mid year
>lesson starts to get real slow, so tard can follow
>bored.jpg
>his trigger word for anger is "socks"
>every no and again people would just whisper it and he would freak out
>DID SOMEONE SAY SOCKS
>one day the teacher says it mid lesson (dont remember why)
>ITS ALWAYS BEEN YOU!!!!
>teacher=wut
>tard jumps the poor lady and beats her unmercifully
>some kids in class restrain the fool
>mfw 1 is suspended and the other two are expelled
>mfw tard gets no punishment
#31 - tabarzins (11/08/2013) [-]
I would have passed out  from laughter
I would have passed out from laughter
User avatar #45 - roflstorm (11/08/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I have my own tard tale to tell.
It is the story......of Dallas.

> Be in 10th grade
> Be in office for some ******** .
> Waiting to be called upon when a pudgy kid flumps down next to me.
> Starts staring at me and drooling on his 3 sizes too small power rangers t-shirt.
> I put headphones in and tune out surrounding ******** .
> He grabs my headphones and throws them on the floor and goes back to eyeing me like a Hyena over a dying antelope.
> "Can i help you?"
> Continues judging my soul with this stare
> ..........................
> "MI NEM ITH DALLITH"
User avatar #81 to #80 - roflstorm (11/08/2013) [-]
Epilogue:

Remember when i put my headphones in at the start?
And he asked what i was listening to?
I was about to listen to "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor.
And the entire time all this was going on, you could faintly hear "Eye of the tiger"
And it was ******* awesome.
#72 - puremadmentalged (11/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Long, but a good read
#67 - titilanious (11/08/2013) [-]
Small tard story of my own.
> be in a small school only a few kids in the class
>one of them is tard not full tard but still tardy none-the-less
> im not a small kid was actually the biggest in my class at this point
> some asshole steals tard's day planner and is playing keep away
> asshole throws it to me
> i go to give it back to tard and he bites me on the arm
> wind up and punch the tard free of my arm and throw his planner at him
>tard walks away holding his face and planner then proceeds to tell the teacher this
> " the tall one threw the radiator at me"
> MFW....
User avatar #5 - doctorgolgo (11/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm curious, OP. What did the tard write on the floor?
User avatar #98 - solidderking (11/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
looks like admin tried to bite someone again
#145 - arollinggolem (11/08/2013) [-]
>Be me   
>Freshman betafag in new town   
>Tard's trigger: "I got your nose"   
>In hallway walking past library which is across from TardWarts   
>Babysitters teaching 1st grade 						****					 to tards   
>Do they send them here to not scare children?   
>Friend walking with says it's not that bad watch   
>Yells trigger word   
>thiscantbegood.jpg   
>Tard eyes turn red and finds closest victim   
>Turns out its a kid adept in MMA   
>Tard begins to unleash hell on little rich mexican   
>Deals with it for a moment obviously getting pissed   
>hereitcomes.jpg   
>Kid goes Bruce Lee unleashing the fury of ten-thousand suns on tard   
>Tard doesn't stop becasue he is a tard   
>MMA jumps up and FLYING ROUNDHOUSE KICKS TARD IN HIS BLOODIED FACE   
>Tard collapses unconcious and MMA walks away like nothing happened   
>mfw me and best friend watching tard get the hell beat out of him   
>mfw nobody knows who shouted trigger word
>Be me
>Freshman betafag in new town
>Tard's trigger: "I got your nose"
>In hallway walking past library which is across from TardWarts
>Babysitters teaching 1st grade **** to tards
>Do they send them here to not scare children?
>Friend walking with says it's not that bad watch
>Yells trigger word
>thiscantbegood.jpg
>Tard eyes turn red and finds closest victim
>Turns out its a kid adept in MMA
>Tard begins to unleash hell on little rich mexican
>Deals with it for a moment obviously getting pissed
>hereitcomes.jpg
>Kid goes Bruce Lee unleashing the fury of ten-thousand suns on tard
>Tard doesn't stop becasue he is a tard
>MMA jumps up and FLYING ROUNDHOUSE KICKS TARD IN HIS BLOODIED FACE
>Tard collapses unconcious and MMA walks away like nothing happened
>mfw me and best friend watching tard get the hell beat out of him
>mfw nobody knows who shouted trigger word


#49 - FatherPedobear (11/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Be a Sophomore.   
Want to be a good person, join a best buddies (Be friends with a tard) thing at school.   
Get the least retarded but still something not quite right one.   
We shall call him "I PUT MAH PANTS ON" or Ipmpo.   
All he does when we hang out is beg to play Zombies.   
Sometimes decide to dominate him in Halo 4  May be bad, but I rocked at that 						****					.    
He always begged to take home whatever we had to drink..   
Got a "Wat Up" text everyday begging to hang out.   
Finally fed up.   
Text him " I just don't have anymore time for our friendship, I'm sorry."   
"Ok."   
Mfw I broke up with a retard.   
I have another good Ipmpo story if anyone cares.
Be a Sophomore.
Want to be a good person, join a best buddies (Be friends with a tard) thing at school.
Get the least retarded but still something not quite right one.
We shall call him "I PUT MAH PANTS ON" or Ipmpo.
All he does when we hang out is beg to play Zombies.
Sometimes decide to dominate him in Halo 4 May be bad, but I rocked at that **** .
He always begged to take home whatever we had to drink..
Got a "Wat Up" text everyday begging to hang out.
Finally fed up.
Text him " I just don't have anymore time for our friendship, I'm sorry."
"Ok."
Mfw I broke up with a retard.
I have another good Ipmpo story if anyone cares.
#82 - anonymous (11/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
And this is why severely mentally challenged people should not be with the ******* general public. Get those **** heads out of here and away from everyone else. Take your little parasite to a special school just for other retards. Do not jeopardize other children's education so your retard can feel normal or whatever. He's a useless piece of **** and will never amount to anything. I ******* hate retards so god damn much...
#85 to #82 - anonymous (11/08/2013) [-]
You know, I have a mentally challenged sister.
And I agree. She gets completely out of control anywhere we take her, so we just don't anymore. After 20 years of her attacking people, throwing extreme fits, swearing her head off, **** it. Just nope.
#140 - patriotpenguin (11/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
''hallway looks like the somme''
#8 - enemyoftrn (11/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
**enemyoftrn rolled a random image posted in comment #4215574 at Friendly ** "Like somme"? What is a somme?
User avatar #10 to #9 - enemyoftrn (11/08/2013) [-]
An explanation by someone who knows the subject is more interesting to me than reading it alone. I'm lonely and need some interactivity now. Plus, its a conversation starter with fellow junkers. Is that so wrong?
#167 - Byte (11/09/2013) [-]
So I'm just sitting in class, taking an exam with fellow students.
It's about noon, around the time the special kids are let inside from their special recces.
They're special so they get three while we get one. lol'k.
Anyway, they're usually pretty quite aside from one that needs to wear a diaper that always yells "OMNOMOMNOMNOM" or some **** , and another gently bumping his head against things.
Today, that kid was wearing a helmet and had been more vigorous with the bumping.
Teacher tells him to stop
Special kid lets out a primal yell and sprints down the hall way, then BAM! Triceratops the lockers next to my classroom. Wall shakes. We go look out in the hall to see he BROKE his helmet, and had bent the top locker door inward.

MFW Super Tard-ceritops.
#74 - wizardbaker (11/08/2013) [-]
>Cousin has full on retardation
>Speaks in grunts and moans, with the random word or phrase thrown in
>He's overall a pretty hilarious guy though, fun to hang around with.
>One day, and I'm pretty young at this point, I'm at my aunt's house
>Walking down the stairs, minding my own business
>Suddenly, out of nowhere, like he just teleported there, my cousin is standing next to me
>"Oh, hey [INSERT COUSIN'S NAME HERE]"
>He just looks at me, silent
>He suddenly grabs my hand with the force of a thousand suns
>Pulls it towards his mouth
>I need to use all my strength to pull back
>He's trying to eat my ******* hand
>Rip it out of his grasp
>He walks off like it was nothing

Still a pretty cool guy though. Didn't ******* watch the kids movie I bought for him though.
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