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Views: 17747 Submitted: 09/21/2017

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#1 - newdevyx

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(09/21/2017) [-]

This is my sister's babby Stephen King's IT

#7 to #1 - ayumu

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(09/22/2017) [-]

How far can you throw it

#3 to #1 - bifrostomega

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(09/21/2017) [-]

We all float down here

#67 to #1 - ningyoaijin

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Is that her precious?

#72 to #67 - newdevyx

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Yes.

#2 to #1 - enemyoftrn

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(09/21/2017) [-]

No, this is the one that It is running from.
On another note, apparently, the Novel IT, and its film, mostly the novel though, have some connection to the Dark Tower film coming up, which is based on Stephen king's Dark Tower series of novels.
If you have seen It, you noticed the usage of turtle right? The one in the Quarry swimming scene, Georgie's lego turtle and his stuffed animal?
Apparently, a turtle like figure is a powerful good entity in this verse. That turtle that bit the Loser Club in the Quarry? That was this turtle god.
And IT, was the enemy of this God.

#10 to #2 - angelious

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(09/22/2017) [-]

also that turtle shat out the universe or some ****.

and apparently the it novel ends with 11 year olds engaging in an orgy...its a bit different from the movies i reckon?

#19 to #10 - casuall

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(09/22/2017) [-]

The novel doesn't end with them *******. That actually happens about halfway through, right after they kill IT they all take turns having sex in the sewers because...Stephen king. 27 years later or however long IT takes to come back they have to go kill IT again, and after they do a 2nd time the novel ends.

#41 to #19 - silentpaper

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(09/22/2017) [-]

somebody hasnt read the book and is going by the movie structure. the book has a nonlinear structure. unlike the movie, the child story and adult story are told side by side, so escaping the sewer by way of orgy is, in fact, at the end of the book chapter 21/23 to be exact

#29 to #19 - cheeseboyofdoom

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Wait, they killed an interdimensional entity by having sex?

#30 to #29 - casuall

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Someone needs to work on their reading comprehension...

#31 to #30 - cheeseboyofdoom

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(09/22/2017) [-]

oh. I just had a big lunch you see

#32 to #31 - casuall

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(09/22/2017) [-]

is k

#6 to #2 - limberlarry

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(09/22/2017) [-]

The Dark Tower encompasses every book stephen king ever wrote. It all happens in the same universe

IT is a creature that comes from the space between realites same as the turtle god, Maturin

#4 - kiaserzerg

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(09/22/2017) [-]

most recent picture on my laptop of him, but this is my son Fenris at 2 months.

#9 to #4 - butterduck

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(09/22/2017) [-]

>Fenris
your sons gonna get bullied for bein a furry fam

#20 to #9 - ghoststories

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(09/22/2017) [-]

>>#14, >>#11, >>#5,
It could be a lot worse.

#22 to #20 - shunkahawolf

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(09/22/2017) [-]

#23 to #22 - ghoststories

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(09/22/2017) [-]

My mom heard a story from the maternity ward that some lady named her kid Nosmoking.
Lady didn't know a lot of english and just had a son, and she saw a No Smoking sign on the wall and thought 'hey yeah that'll do'. They pronounced it as nosmo-king so I guess it could pass in conversation as long as no one saw it written down and says "wait a minute".

#24 to #23 - shunkahawolf

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(09/22/2017) [-]

kids would home in on that **** in less than a day and bully the **** out of him

#25 to #24 - ghoststories

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Yeah, look at poor "KVIIIlyn" up there. You still named your kid something 'too popular', you just went and ****** the spelling up, you cunt.
"Keightlyn" would have done the same thing and still looked passable enough to save the poor thing the inevitable 12-year ********* as soon as she enters first grade.

#35 to #9 - kiaserzerg

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Okay, it will toughen him up and I will personally teach him not to throw the first punch but to sure as hell end it.

#56 to #9 - anon id: 33c7ce16

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(09/22/2017) [-]

what do you expect from fj?

#11 to #4 - casval

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(09/22/2017) [-]

You and your wife create a life, wait eagerly for 9 months for it to be born. You take parenting classes, or you research how to be a good parent....and then you name it Fenris? Did all the normal names sound too mainstream?

#33 to #11 - kiaserzerg

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(09/22/2017) [-]

No, religious, I follow the Asatru faith.

#12 to #4 - darktoucan

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(09/22/2017) [-]

ew it came out of a vagina.

#26 to #12 - daniboyi

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(09/22/2017) [-]

touched a vagina.
What a faggot.

Bet it kisses girls.

#14 to #4 - shunkahawolf

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(09/22/2017) [-]

hey we have a similar taste in names, i called my hockey stick fenris....when i was 10 and thought i was a badass.

#5 to #4 - Einsty

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(09/22/2017) [-]

You gave him that name as part of what joke?

Cute kid though. Make sure to avoid soy in his diet, that **** blocks testosterone. Don't let him make the mistake I did.

#18 to #4 - punxy

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Your son's gonna cause ragnarok? Cool

#15 to #4 - iamhereallmight

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(09/22/2017) [-]

What an adorable baby boy!

#46 to #4 - skaderaid

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(09/22/2017) [-]

> Fenris
I have literally never heard that name before

#48 to #46 - froggets

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(09/22/2017) [-]

It's from Norse mythology, Fenris was Loki's wolf, which was the world eater or something, he made the wolf by ******* a wolf or a horse, I don't remember, Loki ****** a lot of animals

#52 to #48 - kolmar

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(09/22/2017) [-]

It's Fenrir, not Fenris.

#63 to #52 - froggets

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(09/22/2017) [-]

That's the english name, fight me scrublord, I'm ripped

#59 to #48 - damiar

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(09/22/2017) [-]

My cats name is Jörmungandr

#54 to #46 - anon id: 33c7ce16

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(09/22/2017) [-]

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#55 to #54 - anon id: 33c7ce16

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(09/22/2017) [-]

dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Fenris
**** off admin

#57 to #4 - themanwithavoice

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Everyone here is saying that Fenris is a cringy name but I really like it.

#13 - skelebones

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(09/22/2017) [-]

My son. 2 months and a few weeks

#21 to #13 - jinjenkins

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(09/22/2017) [-]

you might wanna switch that hero in the making from batman to a hero with living parents

#27 to #21 - daniboyi

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(09/22/2017) [-]

at this point it is too late.
Skelebones must do the only sensible thing and commit sudoku for his child's hero-future.

#17 to #13 - iamhereallmight

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(09/22/2017) [-]

He looks like he's going to be a great hero!

#43 to #13 - feelythefeel

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Might wanna wait a bit before weaning him onto dead parents.

#45 to #13 - saltyfries

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(09/22/2017) [-]

I want him

#49 to #45 - froggets

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Maybe you should phrase that a different way?

#50 to #49 - saltyfries

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(09/22/2017) [-]

I want him, to raise him as my own and love him and give him the best life possible cuz he's so damn adorable

#8 - FeeFieFoe

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(09/22/2017) [-]

I love how most human emotions are instinctual, like how blind people smile and babies make that ''what the **** dude'' face, humans are awesome

#34 - probrem

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Drawing evil eyebrows on toddlers

#16 - iamhereallmight

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Men look at their kids like they're toys they can have fun with sometimes.

Having kids is basically an excuse to act like a child again and play with all the new toys.

#39 to #16 - oneattackguy

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Did you just called little babies "toys"? What a behaviour of you Allmight.

#73 to #39 - iamhereallmight

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(09/23/2017) [-]

No, my boy! I meant the toys of their children!

#51 - doctahhobo

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(09/22/2017) [-]

This is my daughter. She's the light of my life. I highly recommend fatherhood to everyone.

#66 to #51 - elmoreneitor

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(09/22/2017) [-]

#64 to #51 - attackcrab

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(09/22/2017) [-]

"Everyone".

#70 to #64 - doctahhobo

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Yo dude if guys can give birth then chicks can be dad's. All they need is to build a porch and make bad jokes.

#62 to #51 - naroemcgarson

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(09/22/2017) [-]

except women

#71 to #62 - doctahhobo

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(09/22/2017) [-]

There's a Mr. mom but can't be a Mrs. Dad? Chicks can be dad's if they wanna be, they just gotta go to home Depot a lot and protect their thermostats

#53 to #51 - archiethesailor

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Have you ever made the mistake of thinking one comment was a reply to another?

#58 to #53 - doctahhobo

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(09/22/2017) [-]

I don't understand. What are you saying?

#61 to #58 - renjininety

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(09/22/2017) [-]

He >>#53, thought that >>#47, wanted your daughter. Then he realized that it was not a reply to your post.

#60 to #58 - xlelez

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(09/22/2017) [-]

at the bottom of his screen cap is the comment "I want" which he thought was a comment reply to your comment of "I highly recommend fatherhood to everyone". That the person was saying "I want [the little girl in the picture]".

but then he realized that the comment in question wasn't actually a comment reply and the person was actually commenting on OP's post and instead wants to "make a little kid pretend to speak things while looking grumpy". That or he just want's a different kid.

Dunno poster's anon so could really be a lot of things. post is #47 btw

#65 to #58 - archiethesailor

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Exactly what that other guy said. Sorry for not being clearer, I just misunderstood what I was reading and thought it was funny, so I had to share.

#69 to #65 - doctahhobo

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(09/22/2017) [-]

Wouldn't put it past each Anon to be pedophiles.

#44 - satosandwiches

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(09/22/2017) [-]

I love how the baby can't tell if he enjoys this or not since he tried to lick his dad's finger