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    #1 - newdevyx#10 on commentsRank#10 
    Reply+100
    (09/21/2017)[-]
    This is my sister's babby  Stephen King's IT
    This is my sister's babby Stephen King's IT
    User avatar#7 to #1 - ayumu 
    Reply+7
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    How far can you throw it
    User avatar#3 to #1 - bifrostomega 
    Reply+1
    (09/21/2017)[-]
    We all float down here
    #67 to #1 - ningyoaijin#391 on commentsRank#391 
    Reply0
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Is that her precious?
    #72 to #67 - newdevyx#10 on commentsRank#10 
    Reply0
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Yes.
    Yes.
    #2 to #1 - enemyoftrn 
    Reply0
    (09/21/2017)[-]
    No, this is the one that It is running from.
    On another note, apparently, the Novel IT, and its film, mostly the novel though, have some connection to the Dark Tower film coming up, which is based on Stephen king's Dark Tower series of novels.
    If you have seen It, you noticed the usage of turtle right? The one in the Quarry swimming scene, Georgie's lego turtle and his stuffed animal?
    Apparently, a turtle like figure is a powerful good entity in this verse. That turtle that bit the Loser Club in the Quarry? That was this turtle god.
    And IT, was the enemy of this God.
    User avatar#10 to #2 - angelious#394 on commentsRank#394 
    Reply+2
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    also that turtle shat out the universe or some ****.

    and apparently the it novel ends with 11 year olds engaging in an orgy...its a bit different from the movies i reckon?
    #19 to #10 - casuall#228 on commentsRank#228  
    Reply0
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    The novel doesn't end with them *******. That actually happens about halfway through, right after they kill IT they all take turns having sex in the sewers because...Stephen king. 27 years later or however long IT takes to come back they have to go kill IT again, and after they do a 2nd time the novel ends.
    #41 to #19 - silentpaper#448 on commentsRank#448 
    Reply0
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    somebody hasnt read the book and is going by the movie structure. the book has a nonlinear structure. unlike the movie, the child story and adult story are told side by side, so escaping the sewer by way of orgy is, in fact, at the end of the book chapter 21/23 to be exact
    #29 to #19 - cheeseboyofdoom 
    Reply0
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Wait, they killed an interdimensional entity by having sex?
    #30 to #29 - casuall#228 on commentsRank#228  
    Reply0
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Someone needs to work on their reading comprehension...
    #31 to #30 - cheeseboyofdoom 
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    oh. I just had a big lunch you see
    #32 to #31 - casuall#228 on commentsRank#228  
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    is k
    User avatar#6 to #2 - limberlarry 
    Reply0
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    The Dark Tower encompasses every book stephen king ever wrote. It all happens in the same universe

    IT is a creature that comes from the space between realites same as the turtle god, Maturin
    #4 - kiaserzerg 
    Reply+58
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    most recent picture on my laptop of him, but this is my son Fenris at 2 months.
    most recent picture on my laptop of him, but this is my son Fenris at 2 months.
    User avatar#9 to #4 - butterduck 
    Reply+18
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    >Fenris
    your sons gonna get bullied for bein a furry fam
    #20 to #9 - ghoststories 
    Reply+4
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    >>#14, >>#11, >>#5,   
It could be a lot worse.
    >>#14, >>#11, >>#5,
    It could be a lot worse.
    User avatar#22 to #20 - shunkahawolf 
    Reply+2
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Ratchet Names Gone Wild
    User avatar#23 to #22 - ghoststories 
    Reply+2
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    My mom heard a story from the maternity ward that some lady named her kid Nosmoking.
    Lady didn't know a lot of english and just had a son, and she saw a No Smoking sign on the wall and thought 'hey yeah that'll do'. They pronounced it as nosmo-king so I guess it could pass in conversation as long as no one saw it written down and says "wait a minute".
    User avatar#24 to #23 - shunkahawolf 
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    kids would home in on that **** in less than a day and bully the **** out of him
    User avatar#25 to #24 - ghoststories 
    Reply+3
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Yeah, look at poor "KVIIIlyn" up there. You still named your kid something 'too popular', you just went and ****** the spelling up, you cunt.
    "Keightlyn" would have done the same thing and still looked passable enough to save the poor thing the inevitable 12-year ********* as soon as she enters first grade.
    #35 to #9 - kiaserzerg 
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Okay, it will toughen him up and I will personally teach him not to throw the first punch but to sure as hell end it.
    #56 to #9 - anon id: 33c7ce16 
    Reply0
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    what do you expect from fj?
    User avatar#11 to #4 - casval 
    Reply+14
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    You and your wife create a life, wait eagerly for 9 months for it to be born. You take parenting classes, or you research how to be a good parent....and then you name it Fenris? Did all the normal names sound too mainstream?
    #33 to #11 - kiaserzerg 
    Reply+2
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    No, religious, I follow the Asatru faith.
    User avatar#12 to #4 - darktoucan 
    Reply+12
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    ew it came out of a vagina.
    User avatar#26 to #12 - daniboyi 
    Reply+14
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    touched a vagina.
    What a faggot.

    Bet it kisses girls.
    User avatar#14 to #4 - shunkahawolf 
    Reply+11
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    hey we have a similar taste in names, i called my hockey stick fenris....when i was 10 and thought i was a badass.
    User avatar#5 to #4 - Einsty#431 on commentsRank#431 
    Reply+11
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    You gave him that name as part of what joke?

    Cute kid though. Make sure to avoid soy in his diet, that **** blocks testosterone. Don't let him make the mistake I did.
    User avatar#18 to #4 - punxy 
    Reply+8
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Your son's gonna cause ragnarok? Cool
    #15 to #4 - iamhereallmight 
    Reply+5
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    What an adorable baby boy!
    What an adorable baby boy!
    User avatar#46 to #4 - skaderaid 
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    > Fenris
    I have literally never heard that name before
    #48 to #46 - froggets 
    Reply+3
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    It's from Norse mythology, Fenris was Loki's wolf, which was the world eater or something, he made the wolf by ******* a wolf or a horse, I don't remember, Loki ****** a lot of animals
    User avatar#52 to #48 - kolmar 
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    It's Fenrir, not Fenris.
    #63 to #52 - froggets 
    Reply+5
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    That's the english name, fight me scrublord, I'm ripped
    User avatar#59 to #48 - damiar 
    Reply0
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    My cats name is Jörmungandr
    #54 to #46 - anon id: 33c7ce16 
    Reply0
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    [url deleted]
    #55 to #54 - anon id: 33c7ce16 
    Reply0
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Fenris
    **** off admin
    User avatar#57 to #4 - themanwithavoice 
    Reply0
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Everyone here is saying that Fenris is a cringy name but I really like it.
    #13 - skelebones 
    Reply+34
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    My son. 2 months and a few weeks
    My son. 2 months and a few weeks
    User avatar#21 to #13 - jinjenkins#427 on commentsRank#427 
    Reply+19
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    you might wanna switch that hero in the making from batman to a hero with living parents
    User avatar#27 to #21 - daniboyi 
    Reply+3
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    at this point it is too late.
    Skelebones must do the only sensible thing and commit sudoku for his child's hero-future.
    #17 to #13 - iamhereallmight 
    Reply+10
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    He looks like he's going to be a great hero!
    He looks like he's going to be a great hero!
    User avatar#43 to #13 - feelythefeel 
    Reply+9
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Might wanna wait a bit before weaning him onto dead parents.
    #45 to #13 - saltyfries 
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    I want him
    I want him
    #49 to #45 - froggets 
    Reply+12
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Maybe you should phrase that a different way?
    Maybe you should phrase that a different way?
    User avatar#50 to #49 - saltyfries 
    Reply+6
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    I want him, to raise him as my own and love him and give him the best life possible cuz he's so damn adorable
    User avatar#8 - FeeFieFoe 
    Reply+31
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    I love how most human emotions are instinctual, like how blind people smile and babies make that ''what the **** dude'' face, humans are awesome
    #34 - probrem 
    Reply+25
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Drawing evil eyebrows on toddlers
    Drawing evil eyebrows on toddlers
    #16 - iamhereallmight 
    Reply+21
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Men look at their kids like they're toys they can have fun with sometimes.

    Having kids is basically an excuse to act like a child again and play with all the new toys.
    User avatar#39 to #16 - oneattackguy 
    Reply+2
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Did you just called little babies "toys"? What a behaviour of you Allmight.
    #73 to #39 - iamhereallmight 
    Reply0
    (09/23/2017)[-]
    No, my boy! I meant the toys of their children!
    No, my boy! I meant the toys of their children!
    #51 - doctahhobo 
    Reply+12
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    This is my daughter.  She's the light of my life.  I highly recommend fatherhood to everyone.
    This is my daughter. She's the light of my life. I highly recommend fatherhood to everyone.
    #66 to #51 - elmoreneitor#170 on contentRank#170 
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Comment Picture
    User avatar#64 to #51 - attackcrab 
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    "Everyone".
    User avatar#70 to #64 - doctahhobo 
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Yo dude if guys can give birth then chicks can be dad's. All they need is to build a porch and make bad jokes.
    User avatar#62 to #51 - naroemcgarson 
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    except women
    User avatar#71 to #62 - doctahhobo 
    Reply0
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    There's a Mr. mom but can't be a Mrs. Dad? Chicks can be dad's if they wanna be, they just gotta go to home Depot a lot and protect their thermostats
    #53 to #51 - archiethesailor#17 on contentRank#17  
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Have you ever made the mistake of thinking one comment was a reply to another?
    Have you ever made the mistake of thinking one comment was a reply to another?
    User avatar#58 to #53 - doctahhobo 
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    I don't understand. What are you saying?
    User avatar
    #61 to #58 - renjininety#50 on commentsRank#50 
    Reply+2
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    He >>#53, thought that >>#47, wanted your daughter. Then he realized that it was not a reply to your post.
    User avatar#60 to #58 - xlelez 
    Reply+2
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    at the bottom of his screen cap is the comment "I want" which he thought was a comment reply to your comment of "I highly recommend fatherhood to everyone". That the person was saying "I want [the little girl in the picture]".

    but then he realized that the comment in question wasn't actually a comment reply and the person was actually commenting on OP's post and instead wants to "make a little kid pretend to speak things while looking grumpy". That or he just want's a different kid.

    Dunno poster's anon so could really be a lot of things. post is #47 btw
    User avatar#65 to #58 - archiethesailor#17 on contentRank#17  
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Exactly what that other guy said. Sorry for not being clearer, I just misunderstood what I was reading and thought it was funny, so I had to share.
    User avatar#69 to #65 - doctahhobo 
    Reply+1
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Wouldn't put it past each Anon to be pedophiles.
    #44 - satosandwiches 
    Reply+6
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    I love how the baby can't tell if he enjoys this or not since he tried to lick his dad's finger
    I love how the baby can't tell if he enjoys this or not since he tried to lick his dad's finger
    User avatar#37 - xdiabolicx#4 on commentsRank#4 
    Reply+5
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    Thank **** I don't have a kid tho I don't tire of all this free time and money I don't have to spend.
    #28 - bellcurve 
    Reply+4
    (09/22/2017)[-]
    My biological clock does a backflip every time I see a cute baby. This is dangerous and adorable.
    My biological clock does a backflip every time I see a cute baby. This is dangerous and adorable.
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