The Life of Mascots
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drainbramage (12/15/2015) [-] Being a mascot is doing humiliating things, without the humiliation, since nobody knows who you are
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PenguinsOfMars (12/16/2015) [-] Literally the same exact scenario happened at my highschool. Micheal Jackson moves and all.
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twostepstoomany ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-] That "I cannot see" was the simplest, yet funniest thing I have seen all day.
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andovaredoras (12/16/2015) [-] Wow...This guy is amazing. He can dance, handle the ball And entertain so well.
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randomwanker (12/15/2015) [-] I like to imagine the dude under the suit is coked out of his mind and doesn't even know what's going on sometimes
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schneidend (12/15/2015) [-] I've been trying to forget the trauma that is Chicago "pizza."
Remember, Chicago "pizza" is called deep dish pizza or Chicago-style pizza. Actual pizza is just called pizza.
Remember, Chicago "pizza" is called deep dish pizza or Chicago-style pizza. Actual pizza is just called pizza.
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nyel ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Would you like a slice of New York-style pizza with your **** opinion? How about some thin crust? Stuffed crust perhaps?
Oh, but you like actual pizza. You should order some pizza from Pizza Hut, or maybe Papa Johns. Go ahead. Call them and order an actual pizza. They will of course know exactly what you mean because there is absolutely no variation whatsoever to actual pizza.
On a related note, I am not a fan of Deep-dish either. I just hate stupid people like you more.
Oh, but you like actual pizza. You should order some pizza from Pizza Hut, or maybe Papa Johns. Go ahead. Call them and order an actual pizza. They will of course know exactly what you mean because there is absolutely no variation whatsoever to actual pizza.
On a related note, I am not a fan of Deep-dish either. I just hate stupid people like you more.
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sergeantsprinkles (12/16/2015) [-] I love deep-dish pepperoni pizza. Oh god its so ****** good for me. Then again. I like a lot of pizza.
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schneidend (12/16/2015) [-] If I order pizza in a pizzeria, I get hand-tossed because I live in proper civilization.
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nyel ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Good, good. You think this makes you strong. It does not. It makes you weak. Your guard is lowered, and one day, when you least expect it... BAM! You will stub your toe, and you will wonder "Is this just an accident, or has the sins of my past returned to haunt me?"
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schneidend (12/16/2015) [-] Are you suggesting that the evil seed of what I've done germinates within me even now?
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nyel ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
One of two things will happen with that evil seed. Either in 9 months it will enter this world and be a massive dissappointment, like you, or you'll probably expel it with your next bowel movement, where you can collect your next opinion.
I like not liking you. It's fun.
I like not liking you. It's fun.
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nyel ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
That's cute. You try to shield yourself by saying "He just butthurt" because you obviously have a good grasp on my emotions and such. The only butt that's hurting here is yours, after the pounding it has received.
It was fun for a bit, but you've become so dull and boring. I'm sorry, but you're just not the same moron I didn't like to begin with. Goodbye, Sweet ******** .
It was fun for a bit, but you've become so dull and boring. I'm sorry, but you're just not the same moron I didn't like to begin with. Goodbye, Sweet ******** .
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schneidend (12/16/2015) [-] Yeah, man, it's not like I've been casually replying in good humor, referencing memes and Star Wars, while you angsted about thinking you were somehow dunking on me because you said " **** " a lot, while I never said a cross word about you. But, yes, enjoy your feelings of superiority, undeserved as they may be, and have a good day.
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nyel ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Shhhh, you will always hold a special place in my heart as "That one guy that... did something. I forget." Don't ruin it by talking like people care what you have to say.
On a more serious note, I've been having fun the whole time. You bounced back and forth from joking to butthurt and back. Perhaps because the tone of text is impossible to read, or because you mistake me for someone that cares about anonymous stranger's opinions on the internet. Good talk. I'd say a solid 5/7.
On a more serious note, I've been having fun the whole time. You bounced back and forth from joking to butthurt and back. Perhaps because the tone of text is impossible to read, or because you mistake me for someone that cares about anonymous stranger's opinions on the internet. Good talk. I'd say a solid 5/7.
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sergeantsprinkles (12/16/2015) [-] Shh babes... shh. You fukkn know you loved our deep dish pizza.
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sergeantsprinkles (12/16/2015) [-] Just because there's more tomato sauce then usual, doesnt mean its bad!
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schneidend (12/16/2015) [-] Oh yeah, when was the last time you drowned your noodles with three or four times as much sauce?
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sergeantsprinkles (12/16/2015) [-] Spaghetti noodles? Two nights ago. Delicious. Inverted pizza is the best. Woo, deep dish 4 lyfe!
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schneidend (12/16/2015) [-] It's...too late. You've gone full savage. When will the government stop your sinful hand?
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sergeantsprinkles (12/16/2015) [-] NOTHING WILL STOP THE CAUSE! WE NEED MORE TOMATO SAUCE!!
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dagabester (12/15/2015) [-]
I got that reference I'm part of the 1% that plays/follows rugby
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schneidend (12/15/2015) [-] "Into the trash it goes..."
"Reuniting this kid with his waifu."
"Here, let me help you find your favorite anime/waifu."
"This kid represents your taste in anime over time."
"Reuniting this kid with his waifu."
"Here, let me help you find your favorite anime/waifu."
"This kid represents your taste in anime over time."
#25
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groulgarigon (12/15/2015) [-] That's some seriously impressive **** . Those suits are incredibly sight limiting, but he maintains coordination. Credit where it's due. This guy needs to get payed more.
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alcoholicsemen ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-] no kids are far worse than anime they deserve to be placed in trash can twice as fast
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elcreepo (12/16/2015) [-] This is the perfect job for a college student who really does not want face-to-face interaction with people or to work more than 11 hours a week, but still wants to dick around for 8 bucks an hour.
Only question is, can you handle the sweatfest
Only question is, can you handle the sweatfest
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elcreepo (12/16/2015) [-] What are the odds your average college student will manage, considering the amount of applications every four years to BE a mascot if the NBA doesn't hire mascots outside of the schools to be an NBA mascot.
Chances are you're gonna be the mascot to a relatively weatlhy high school. But the hours aren't bad and the pay is pay.
Chances are you're gonna be the mascot to a relatively weatlhy high school. But the hours aren't bad and the pay is pay.
#54
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schneidend (12/15/2015) [-] I feel like anybody who has successfully donned the Benny costume should just list it as "Being the ******* man" on their resume.
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magicexplain (12/15/2015) [-] **magicexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**magicexplain rolled image**If he showed up to a furry orgy and just threw popcorn all over them ... That would be the best
**magicexplain rolled image**If he showed up to a furry orgy and just threw popcorn all over them ... That would be the best
#29
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anon (12/15/2015) [-] When he starts doing sexy moves
DAMN YOU VIRGINITYYYY!!!
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DAMN YOU VIRGINITYYYY!!!
