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The least cancerous thing on facebook. Saw this in my feed and found it interesting. tbh, i'm 100,000% triggered after reading this Remember to roll your privil

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tbh, i'm 100,000% triggered after reading this

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With 2016 around the comer and a new president not far behind, We found a
need to celebrate with a dash of realism and sanity. Here we go (“Q .
Fair Warning: this is a wall of text'"""
How to piss off a let of people:
The first amendment protects 'eeveryone' r.. including these who disagree with
you.. and should not be abolished
There is nothing wrong with owning a gun or multiple guns, just register that
****
Staunch liberals are crazy and brainwashed
Staunch conservatives are crazy and brainwashed
Hillary wins, this country is doomed
Trump wins, this country is doomed
Not all Muslims are terrorists
r' r' ral' r' r' r immigrants into America need to be screened to make sure they are
who they say they are
Every single human has the capacity to be racist (yes, even minorities)
Every single human has the capacity to be sexist (yes, even women)
Sexism is not institutionalized (though it does exist), and 'rape culture' is a
fabrication (rapists are not celebrated and paraded as seme make them out
to be)
Religious radicals are destroying America
radicals are destroying America
The wage gap doesn' t exist (And if it does, it is between %)
The 'patriarch/ does not exist and is not out to get you
Women are equal to men in western society
Feminism has a negative connotation for a reasen (See humanism for a
better ideology to subscribe to if you desire)
At is possible for men to be physically and sexually abused by women

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#1 - umbrage (12/28/2015) [-]

**umbrage used "*roll picture*"**
**umbrage rolled image**
the MOST cancerous thing on facebook

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#6 to #1 - distortedflare ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

**distortedflare used "*roll picture*"**
**distortedflare rolled image**Even more cancerous

+11

#124 to #6 - britishaccent (12/28/2015) [-]

******* consecration

#280 to #6 - scbyrd (12/28/2015) [-]

It isn't used in Tier 1 Paladin decks at the moment(those being secret paladin and...secret paladin).

#262 to #1 - theantisocial (12/28/2015) [-]

**theantisocial used "*roll picture*"**
**theantisocial rolled image** pretty ****** cancerous

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#10 to #1 - thatonederpyguy ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

**thatonederpyguy used "*roll picture*"**
**thatonederpyguy rolled image**Not a cancerous as this

+48

#27 to #10 - oxymoronking (12/28/2015) [-]

>cancer
>roll undertale
10/10 would witness again

#391 to #27 - aaronsalsa (12/29/2015) [-]

To be fair, im not an undertale nut or anything, i just really enjoyed the 2 hours ive managed to play the game when off work.

Undertale isn't cancer, the community is.

Ive never played a game like Undertale and DIDNT want to join the community in discussion, its a first. Its sad, but the game doesn't deserve the hate, its the people.

#95 to #27 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

#363 to #10 - vpiii ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

Well... I mean...

Fair enough...

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#79 - xdiabolicx ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

What's sad is that anyone has to even mention that these are all things.

#435 to #79 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]

Those are all just opinions

tho I agree with like 75% of it

#409 to #79 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]

What's sad is that nobody pays attention to the past while we repeat it over and over again.
See you when the UN becomes the 4th Reich.

+55

#30 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

I hate that i was born just in time to watch america fall.

#198 to #30 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]

Tech ally it's fallen twice depend which side you sit on

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#165 to #30 - redrangerpower (12/28/2015) [-]

Ok, Supreme Leader Snoke just deleted Kylo's Holochess account and he is FREAKING OUT.

+55

#22 - severepwner (12/28/2015) [-]

+36

#2 - lipidregent (12/28/2015) [-]

The sad thing is, this probably won't make front page

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#36 to #2 - randomuploads (12/28/2015) [-]

Sad?! There's nothing even remotely funny about this.

#3 to #2 - crikenrules [OP](12/28/2015) [-]

**crikenrules used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**crikenrules rolls You don’t have to remind your extended family over and over to use proper gender pronouns (e.g., after transitioning).** A man can dream can't he?

#89 to #2 - thalene ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

+11

#11 to #2 - pirateseatcarrots (12/28/2015) [-]

Not with that attitude

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#76 to #2 - asmodeu (12/28/2015) [-]

It will.
I mean it's a compilation of popular opinions disguised as unpopular ones - nothing funnyjunk likes more than this meme-material stuff.
Yeah, all the things said there are pure common sense and probably only 20% of people in western civilizations believe the opposite, but they are the ones that speak loud enough to cover the other 80%.

#86 to #76 - adplum ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

its also a wall of text, which often gets passed up and goes unread

#108 to #86 - asmodeu (12/28/2015) [-]

Dude no. Funnyjunk likes its wall of text if it's a compilation of seemingly unpopular opinions. Damn, I'd love to see some viewer and thumb statistics and group by tags.

#519 to #86 - asmodeu (12/30/2015) [-]

Seems I was right

#520 to #519 - adplum ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]

are you proud

#521 to #520 - asmodeu (12/30/2015) [-]

I'm being

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#41 to #2 - physicsdude (12/28/2015) [-]

Of course it will. This contains every single one of the popular opinions on FJ, except he doesn't state wether or not hitler was right.

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#43 to #2 - ugoboom

ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

the **** are you talking about?
FJ is actually kinda good at receiving challenging opinions from 3rd/alternate parties
and by third parties, I mean the following:
FJ hates feminists (the second party) and loves upvoting conservative and anti-SJW posts (first party). Third party posts which try to dismantle BOTH sides to sort out the ******** regardless of side are also upvoted here.
Reddit is usually bad at this, excluding the excellent /r/changemyview subreddit.
Tumblr is really bad at this.
4chan is also bad at this.
Certain boards on 8chan are good at this like /tech/, some bad like /gamergatehq/, and some which yield hilarious results like /pol/

#83 to #43 - ubadubba (12/28/2015) [-]

Thanks, ugoboom. This made me feel a great deal more confident about my home website.

#85 to #83 - ugoboom

ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

There's just no ******* place like FJ.
If this site ever goes down, I'll be a lost soul.

#123 to #85 - itsapirateslife (12/28/2015) [-]

there's always 9gag kappa

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#8 - averagesizedpenis (12/28/2015) [-]

Whether you like 'em or not... he's got this goin' for 'em.

#17 to #8 - braveshart (12/28/2015) [-]

kek

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#139 - metacobalion (12/28/2015) [-]

GIF

"See humanism for a better ideology to subscribe to if you desire"
Started reading everything in TotalBiscuit's voice after that. Made it a thousand times better.

#399 to #139 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]

TB mentioned
Swell with 60+ fps and 1080p+ graphics

#261 to #139 - moen ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

Except I'd like to think TB wouldn't mistakenly call progressives liberal.
When mentioning liberal's he used the most illiberal values of progressives as examples.

#278 to #261 - metacobalion (12/28/2015) [-]

Didn't mean to imply that TB would say or agree/disagree with any of this. I just meant that reading it in his voice was funny.

#344 to #278 - moen ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

Don't worry, it was just my clumsy way of whining about how seemingly no one realizes that the crazy people they call liberals are usually progressives, despite liberals and progressives having almost polar opposite values.

#87 - ubadubba (12/28/2015) [-]

As a guy who goes to a college where I'm surrounded by extreme liberals AND extreme conservatives, I feel so much less lost and less alone after reading this.

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#45 - tittylovin (12/28/2015) [-]

SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED

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#70 to #45 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (12/28/2015) [-]

"Well Regulated"

#112 to #70 - atonial ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

"right of the people"

#151 to #112 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (12/28/2015) [-]

In United States v. Miller (1939), the Supreme Court ruled that the federal government and the states could limit any weapon types not having a "reasonable relationship to the preservation or efficiency of a well regulated militia".

Now I don't claim to be a major anything in regards to the constitution but to my uneducated mind, I believe that means at the very least keeping weapons out of mentally unstable or recurring felons. I would also like to state for the record that the only reason why I don't have a gun is because the Air Force has kept me in Germany and having one is a pain in the ass here. Otherwise I'd love to own one because they're pretty kickass

#162 to #151 - atonial ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

The only problem with the argument for mental health is what diseases disqualify ownership. Autism? Gender Dysphoria? Gun control advocates seem to incessantly claim gun owners are mentally unfit, and (don't quote me on this) there have been studies linking political beliefs to different ways of thought. A group with an agenda could push for such divides to bar gun ownership to one group or the other, claiming that one is mentally ill. While this seems out of the realm of possibility, it is still an action we must keep our eyes on.

Again, the Supreme Court should not have any say in the law besides whether or not an action is constitutional, as it is now we have three sets of legs, no arms nor brains. All we do is move forward, with no clue what is in front of us nor where we are going.

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#381 to #70 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]

"militia"
Not well regulated firearms.

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#142 to #70 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]

"kill yourself"

#377 to #142 - hanklecram (12/29/2015) [-]

of all the gun homicide rate in america accounts to about 3.5 people per 100,000 people..
so 35 per million and about 300*35= about 10500 people killed by other people via firearm per year... my number is just a little smaller than the actual which is about 11208.

hoooooowever... the number of people who die to gun use is almost twice as large as that... suicide via firearm account for 6.7 people per 100k persons... meaning that about 21,175 people will use firearms to kill themselves

gun violence and the laws around it... eh 11k people dying a year is negligible to a population of over 300,000,000. People should keep their guns and stuff, whatever makes them happy. It's still a wonky system but it can be improved.

The real issues in society if you cared about health, money or obviously the end goal which is to allow people to enjoy their lives in their own ways which should not impose on the lives of others... anyway the most important issues are probably obesity, ciggarettes, the heavy inching forward of automation and job loss due to becoming obsolete, our slowly deteriorating infrastructure and the entirety of the school system being completely ****** in regards to extreme emphasis on testing over more education or even just... free time for kids.

Gun laws are pretty pointless.

Immegrants are different for America and Europe, America receives about 850,000 illegal immigrants from Mexico yearly, more than half.. a bit over 60% are from mexico specifically. They want the ****** jobs that everyone doesn't want to do, also to escape the ****** violence of Mexico. Except now those ****** jobs are the cornerstone to some Americans' wage income.

Anyway. There are currently about 11.7 million illegal immigrants in America this is actually down from a peak of 12 million in 2007. While they should not be here due to... reasons. Like being untracked civilians the state has no record of and that all sorts of cretins can hide among those unchecked.

This is kind of a problem... sorta I don't know.
Honestly the only people who have real and immediate issues with migrants are Europe. The overextended their support and this entire situation can go to **** pretty soon, especially with the rise of heavy right wingers. Whatever that results in.

Trump pretty much exploited the situation in Europe to garner votes from fearmongered peoples.

All of the candidates are mundane and don't seem to offer much.
Hilary Clinton is by far the absolute worst choice in this situation without any doubt.
Berny will increase taxes and invest in fixing our ****** infrastructure, he'll probably try to give or push for education prices and loans to be in favor of the student. Except that that stategy won't work as well today as it might have had due to a saturated market. Though thats just one thing from him.

Trump will stand up for America... over the things that are bad... like uh Russia straight up annexing Ukrainian land after the people revolted due to a ruler who attempted to play to both the eu/nato and russia to get the best for himself and whatever he didn't eat everyone else could have. That sucked, why admire putin?
oh and other note, people think putin had some play in the growth and rise of the russian economy, he did not. Putin inheirited Russia from a drunk being exploited by people who... uh happened to be jews. So a previous communist state suddenly turns capitalist, oh wow look at those growth rates, they must be doing something right. Except that they just transiationed out of a planned ecconomy into a free globalized market and the money now matters. Plus the absolute majority of income for russia is based on their natural resources (gas and oil probably diamonds). Much less emphasis on secondary or tertiary, think something similar to the rich saudi countries.
Honestly and all he did it for was a strategic opening in the black sea through crimea's miliatry docking points.

#380 to #377 - hanklecram (12/29/2015) [-]

Somehow trump will solve that with an attitude that is probably comparable to Putins

Mostly I just look forward to have a president that is compatible with the senate and trump should find it easier to work with them than obama.

or something, but really none of this matters anyway
even if hilary were to be elected she wouldn't destroy america, it would probably be performing the same but not getting better just stagnant.

though you could always just... kill all the extremists and sociopaths
then everything will be fine
everything is fine
drink the water
it will help you forget
i dont even remember how i got here

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#21 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (12/28/2015) [-]

I disagree with some of the thing listed...

#330 to #21 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]

Speak your mind. We're on the Internet, I'm here to talk!

#343 - xtremesnoozing (12/28/2015) [-]

GIF

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#61 - leldatskool (12/28/2015) [-]

"thin privilege, male privelege, white privelege does not exist"
As a healthy, white man, I can tell you that is ******** , lmao.

#172 to #61 - ancientcows (12/28/2015) [-]

it does, but only a little bit. if he included that in his post, people might not place faith in the rest of his argument.

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#226 to #172 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]

Please, it exists plenty. Thin privilege, not so much, unless one is talking about it in relation to the "privilege" of being attractive- which does exist more than people talk about, imo. Everyone treats people they find attractive better, it's why you very rarely see very attractive people doing badly.

White privilege in America, yeah, it does. There was that one guy who got more job offers when he said his name was Joe instead of Jose, cops nearly always treat you better. It's not massive, but it's there.

Male privilege, nah. Males and females have different societal advantages and disadvantages, which is why men occupy the highest and lowest rungs of society. The richest people are mostly men, the poorest people are mostly men, and obviously it's way more prevalent in countries that actually do have a patriarchal society.

People ignore the biggest privilege being WEALTH, though. If you're rich, all other privileges or disadvantages are practically null and void.

#257 to #226 - rapterjesus (12/28/2015) [-]

Pretty much spot on.

#140 to #61 - pikumin (12/28/2015) [-]

You forgot [insert random adjective] privilege, bigot! That part made me laugh.

#245 - mcmonsterkitty (12/28/2015) [-]

I disagree that women are equal to men, other than that its all fine.
women don't ave to sign up for draft, and are above men in any court or legal setting, ect ect

#360 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

10/10 national broadcast-worthy

#202 - orobas ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]

Does anyone have a transcript of this? I'm going to post this to my wall

#348 to #202 - BaconWrappedSteak (12/28/2015) [-]

same

#190 - chaosraptor (12/28/2015) [-]

there is the debatable issue

on one side they want to end racism,. but then on the other side, racism is a persons opinion / free speech about other races, and the people who want to end racism, hate the racist's opinions / free speech

so how would you end racism and protect peoples opinions and free speech at the same time

#456 to #190 - rakogoki (12/29/2015) [-]

let people believe what they want but keep them from discriminating in ways that effect others? like, you can be all "filthy crackas bleh bleh" no problem, but as soon as a white guy walks into your flower shop you still have to treat em like any other peruser of the floral arts.

#457 to #456 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]

well thats kinda the simple thing... when at work you treat them neutrally, you just dont invite them into your home

pretty much how i do it.... i work with a bunch of curries, i dont like them but i keep things civil during work, try to keep conversation with them at a minimum, and all too happy when i finish work and make my distance from them, and if i encounter them in public i try to politely cut it short and move on away from them

i had a couple flatmates move out, and when i put up ads for new flatmates, that even with "prefer asian or european' on the ads ive had mostly curries and a spearchucker call in, i politely say the rooms already taken, and wait for regular people to call me

theres always peaceful ways to be racist

#458 to #457 - rakogoki (12/29/2015) [-]

i only hope you realize racism isnt just some trendy thing thats 'in' right now. try talking with people more, i bet most of those guys were just fine.

#460 to #458 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]

well no its not about trendy, its about common sense

through 20 years personal experience around curries and spears, by and large most of them here are either shady or have shady friends/ relative and defend them despite how shady they are

and even the trustworthy ones have a high probability of disgusting personal habits like not washing hands after using the *******
i dont much feel like running the risk of possibly living with Mr Poohands touching everything

so is it really 'racism' or just minimising the risk of losing my property / lowering the risk of illness

#462 to #460 - rakogoki (12/29/2015) [-]

well then interview the individuals on those points, because after all everyone is an individual. generalizing an entire race and you will miss many opportunities with good people.

#222 to #190 - emilishous (12/28/2015) [-]

by letting children be open minded and by not rubbing prejudices off on them, the next generation would be racist free with free speech. however, i don't think that can happen.

#232 to #222 - chaosraptor (12/28/2015) [-]

so kinda like how i did

i was raised neutral yet picked up racism from too many bad experiences with the spearchuckers

#331 to #232 - emilishous (12/28/2015) [-]

if you think back to when you where a child. do you remember anyone talking down about these "spear chuckers"? if so, they influenced you to think racist of them. (i picked up hate for sand ******* cause i when i was raised, at the time of 9/11, everyone who wore a burka or hijab was called a terrorist or a ninja by my peers.

#447 to #331 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]

well no... far back as i remember... there were no 3rd party influences.. it was just growing up in an area that at first had no black people aside from maybe 2 shops run by indians... and over the years as more blacks moved in, most of them were shady *****

so my interactions with spear chuckers as i grew up happened to be the worst of their kind setting the standard opinion of their people

#417 - themilkisdead (12/29/2015) [-]

This is actually pretty good. It's not too radical, it's open to debate, and isn't perfect, sure. It has a balance, though leaning a bit towards liberalism but hey that's okay. I really was worried this was going to **** up, but it did good. 9/11

#269 - orkamungus (12/28/2015) [-]

I want to marry this guy. In the gayest way possible.

#44 - catkyte (12/28/2015) [-]

somewhere in the distance a tumblr retard is foaming at the mouth because of this. which is just awesome.

#97 - kibbleking (12/28/2015) [-]

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tbh, i'm 100,000% triggered after reading this

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