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"The joker wasn't a man"

WHAT
HE WANTS
YOU! YOU
LET' S NOT
DO SOMETHING
INCREDIBLY VIOLENT
AND ’ THAT WE
MIGHT REGRET.
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User avatar #81 - infinitereaper (01/06/2016) [+] (20 replies)
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I'd actually like the Injustice Superman if he wasn't such an edgy cunt
and that's coming from me
I end up rooting for villains like the Joker because to what the Joker represents is essentially exposing the fallacy behind "justice".

In a world of never ending strife and conflict heroism essentially has no meaning.
Heroes solve problems but they don't actually fix them.
Which is why those problems never end. An endless cycle. futile.

It's a pretty good reflection of humanity.
#8 - umbrage (01/06/2016) [-]
The Injustice comics are amazing.
#281 to #8 - rawryrawr (01/08/2016) [-]
You want some reaction pics man
#239 to #8 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
The queefer.
And make handcuffing every-thursday activity
User avatar #58 to #8 - admiralen (01/06/2016) [-]
Not if you like any of the characters, literally all of them are played MASSIVELY out of character and so much retarded **** happens
User avatar #92 to #58 - toosexyforyou (01/07/2016) [-]
It's supposed to be a different universe from the Justice League universe so the characters are a little different, so what?
#64 to #58 - marvelboytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
THIS so much

Honestly, Dick dying over a rock on the ground? What the **** ?
User avatar #67 to #64 - admiralen (01/06/2016) [-]
There is so much retarded **** that happens
User avatar #159 to #67 - baditch ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Dick came back as deadwing though because Boston Brand passed on his powers. I want to see more of that. Nighwing with Danny phantom powers.
User avatar #63 to #58 - siveon (01/06/2016) [-]
Actually I think the only one who is played relatively straight is Nightwing. But I think that's because he's hardly there due to his whole death thing. Not sure about him becoming the next Deadman though. That's preeety dumb. Which might be the point, since it's an alt universe basically just built for them to be a reasonable backstory to how heroes turned villain.

Then again, how did they even function as the JL in the first place if the majority of them ware just complete assholes? I dunno. It's a hit-or-miss-but-still-entertaining comic.
User avatar #66 to #63 - admiralen (01/06/2016) [-]
There are some cool moments, but i just end up shouting "thats ******* retarded" 80% of the time
Like when superman ******* MURDERS martian manhunter and green arrow, no remorse there, but he is hesitating whether he should kill an evil god invading earth
they just seem to ******* disregard every hero death, i mean, Kyle Rayner just getting ripped apart in space? thats ******* retarded
The plastic man part is ******* awesome though
User avatar #69 to #66 - siveon (01/06/2016) [-]
Yeah, I didn't forget that. Let's also remember the comic where Superman sent the titans to the ******* phantom zone. **** . that. **** . In fact, Raven even being there pisses me off.

Funny enough I don't think I'll get a solid conclusion because I don't like fighting games.
User avatar #70 to #69 - admiralen (01/06/2016) [-]
Worst part is that they just let Wonder Woman and Sinestro keep up with their ******* evil soothsaying ****
I mean, are they implying that half of the superheroes in dc are retarded puppets who just follow orders from superman?
User avatar #71 to #70 - siveon (01/06/2016) [-]
Pretty much, yeah. The other half follow Batman.
User avatar #72 to #71 - admiralen (01/06/2016) [-]
Yeah, but they question him constantly and give him **** for doing stuff without telling them
With superman its just flash going "maybe that was a deuchy move" in his thoughts when they cripple a guy for protesting
I mean, Raven isnt even shown with any dialogue except for "theyre here!" and "ive been captured"
User avatar #74 to #72 - siveon (01/06/2016) [-]
Superheroes basically being reduced to important henchman. It's kind of sad, really.
User avatar #73 to #72 - siveon (01/06/2016) [-]
Or that one time where, SHE WAS SAD THAT THE EVIL COSMIC DEVIL (i.e Daddy) THAT TORMENTED HER WAS BANISHED FOREVER.

Injustice? More like, in...coherence.
User avatar #75 to #73 - admiralen (01/06/2016) [-]
Yeah, so much stupid ****
Superman gets all fussed up over Batman making a contract with a GOOD devil called Etrigan, but not over Wonder Woman murdering Captain Atom
User avatar #76 to #75 - siveon (01/06/2016) [-]
I was so pissed that they brought Etrigan just to murder his host. I love that dude.

I'm hoping they sum up in-game events in the comic, though. Since all this build up is getting annoying.
User avatar #77 to #76 - admiralen (01/06/2016) [-]
Kinda wondering why Trigon would give a **** about Constantines daughter though, i mean, even if she has some powers hes the ******* devil, hes got powers to spare
#104 to #77 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Wasn't Constatine trying to avoid paying his debt to Trigon and that was why he was trying to get rid of the guy. What was his debt over anyway, did he make some kind of trade to get his daughter protected?
User avatar #188 to #104 - admiralen (01/07/2016) [-]
I figured that Trigon was the demon after his daughter and he did all that sneeki breeki **** to make them get rid of him
#249 to #188 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
No, Trigon owned a piece of Constantine's soul. I think Const. just figured it would be harder to provide for his daughter with him being satan's bitch, essentially. Trigon was after Raven the whole time.
User avatar #235 to #66 - haroldsaxon ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Plastic man is the reason I read the whole thing
#18 to #8 - justleaving (01/06/2016) [-]
5th year of a wild ride
#37 to #18 - kroger ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
where do you read it? I know this is asked more than once a day but viewcomic takes a couple of days to enable them after they're published
User avatar #238 to #39 - rawryrawr (01/07/2016) [-]
I never asked for these feels
#211 to #39 - Galkura (01/07/2016) [-]
I've been reading that after someone linked it on here (since deadpoolsupplier stopped uploading), but it won't let me view the most recent one :/

Can't sign up for an account, or like/share to unlock it either. Any way to view it?
#252 to #211 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
First one is deadpoolsupplier he's back
#254 to #252 - Galkura (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh damn, he is!

I stopped checking after he stopped putting stuff up, so I didn't notice! Thanks a bunch
#38 to #37 - justleaving (01/06/2016) [-]
one moment ...
#229 to #8 - icameisawilostit (01/07/2016) [-]
For your future use on FJ.
#2 - fezzo ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
#264 to #2 - itsapirateslife (01/07/2016) [-]
Best laugh I had in a week. Thank you.
User avatar #163 to #7 - immatakeaduty (01/07/2016) [-]
the more days go by, the ******** this gif gets.



we have failed you bobby.
User avatar #224 to #163 - chillybilly (01/07/2016) [-]
For those thoombling the guy down
I do believe he means the quality of the GIF. It's true, too. It almost looks like people are increasing the sharpness and removing a frame every time they post it.
#233 to #224 - immatakeaduty (01/07/2016) [-]
i appreciate you bby gurl, but if those idiots can't see what i'm talking about, let them enjoy their ****** gif. i don't give a **** about red thumbs.

but yeah, it's like people keep saving the image and uploading it instead of posting a url, or just ****** with it and uploading it.
#68 to #2 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
1st : Batman
#21 - anythingoes ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Superman killing joker
"But Imma good guy. I'll just rule over the world to make sure everything goes as I want. Dictatorship? Sure. I'm the best suited for that."

Batman killing the joker
"I did what was necessary, but it was still wrong, I'll do my time."
#52 to #21 - hikakiller (01/06/2016) [-]
I think it's silly that bruce refuses to kill him in the movie. Sure, it's "what the joker wants" but it doesn't make bruce a bad person.
#150 to #52 - sherlockbatman (01/07/2016) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
especially because he 100% killed Ras Al Ghul in the first movie too
Joker tripped over the balcony and fell all on his own. in fact, he kinda jumped over the wall and threw himself down.
that would have been the perfect spot to callback to the first movie
"I'm not gonna kill you...
but I don't have to save you either!"
he didn't feel bad about letting Harvey accidentally himself earlier in the same, damn movie
#185 to #150 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Man, no one questions how ******** that "but I don't have to save you!" scene was. **** off batman, you just killed that guy. This is on the level of doing anal so you "stay a virgin" you disingenuous faggot.
#212 to #185 - hikakiller (01/07/2016) [-]
If batman's moral compass is so strong, I'm pretty sure it's facing the wrong direction. If you have the chance to save someone, not doing it is 100% killing them, even if indirectly. With that logic, he could have paid someone to kill him, etc. Silly directors/whoever interprets the script
User avatar #232 to #185 - timoyr (01/07/2016) [-]
He also blew up to brakes of the train. No matter where you are, I'm prettu sure he that counts at murder.
Also, killed:
-A bunch of assassins and the fake Ra's Al Ghul rather than kill a murderer (who probably died too).
-Harvey Dent/Two-Face by pushing him out of a building.
-Miranda Tate/Talia Al Ghul and the truck driver by remote controlling the batwing to shoot at the truck.

Pretty good for a guy who claims to have a no-kill code (This is why the movie version of Avengers don't have them. It maked things too complicated).
#208 to #150 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Yep, and in the comics they make a HUGE point about Batman's moral code when it comes to inaction. If he doesn't do anything to stop it when he has the power to, he considers that just as bad as murder, in Under the Red Hood he even saves Joker when Red Hood has him at gunpoint.
User avatar #28 to #21 - dbqpdb ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
That's kind of the point. Superman is an idealist who's never seriously dealt with skeletons in his closet and was raised by a loving family. If he's never been tempted, it'd be easy for him to justify becoming a (in his own mind) benevolent dictator.

Bruce witnessed 2 of the closest people to him, his own parents, killed in cold blood in front of him, and grew up bitter. He set limits on himself because he knows exactly how serious killing is, not because of ideals (though I admit to not always liking his no-killing policy and how it lets criminals escape and continue killing).
User avatar #57 to #28 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Batman isn't against killing, he just doesn't believe that he, as a single person, has the right to take a life. If joker was put on trial and got the death sentence, batman wouldn't have a problem with it but Joker's lawyer got him declared criminally insane.
User avatar #29 to #21 - navadae ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
well.. joker did make superman kill his wife and unborn baby it`s understandable he sort of totally snapped
#62 to #29 - thempc (01/06/2016) [-]
hehe, snapped
User avatar #253 to #62 - sonofpsychodad ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
No he obviously cracked, you dip!
#31 to #29 - anythingoes ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Sure.

But instead of giving himself in he instead started policing the world.
User avatar #32 to #31 - navadae ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
yeah, his reasoning sort of made sense in the "i never want to see this happen to anyone else" sort of way
but crazy is as crazy does
#42 to #32 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
On the one hand, going off the rails for a little while was understandable.... I mean, **** . I'd probably dislike the character that was all "He made me kill my unborn child and the pregnant love of my life... but imma be a boy scout fur Merica'"

On the other hand, this comic goes on for years... and superman only becomes more... dare I say it? EEEEEVVVVIIIIILLLL!!!!!!!
User avatar #49 to #42 - sexyhimself ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I blame Wonder Woman and then later Sinestro, hadn't they egged him on he might have been able to be convinced he was wrong.


Also, **** Damian. The page where Catwoman tells him Bruce is better off without him and he's a bitch was so satisfying.
#157 to #49 - elijahg (01/07/2016) [-]
Damian needs his ass beat, I wonder if good old Jason Tod will show?

(We've seen Dick, Tim and Damian, what about Jason?)
#174 to #157 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Death by crowbar it appears in that universe
#177 to #174 - elijahg (01/07/2016) [-]
Aww, that sucks. Though if he was, I wonder what side he'd align with?
User avatar #93 to #31 - toosexyforyou (01/07/2016) [-]
You'll never enjoy Injustice to it's full extent nor will you understand it's depth until you start learning the Batman was just as much to blame.
User avatar #265 to #93 - deaminzaints ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Batman was never "as much to blame" as supes.
for every bad thing batman did, supes did 3.
batman did some messed up things, increasingly bad stuff, but only as long as supes continued, had superman stopped, batman would too.
supes is the cause and menace in that story, batman is simply trying to fight a flamethrower with a torch.
User avatar #35 to #21 - wertologist (01/06/2016) [-]
You do realize this is all a hallucination from the Superman that Killed the Joker in Injustice right? He was put under a spell where his life would be great in his dreams. This is that dream.
User avatar #65 to #35 - deaminzaints ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
which completely shows that supes is a total egoist.
his ideal scenario is a situation in which the harshest punishment is dealt to the joker who he hates, but he dosent have to live with/deal with any repuccosions at all. he wants to do the crime, but not the time.
#91 to #65 - akirafudo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
you should read the comic, this has no sense.

clark becomes a dictator, the world is on war, his child is dead, in this dream, that never happened, because batman killed the joker before it happens...

geez
User avatar #115 to #91 - deaminzaints ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I read the comic, he is an egoist in the main story as well, does whatever HE feels necessary and dosent want to take on the consequences. he beats up the messengers of zeus, but dosent wanna fight him, he kills green arrow and expects others to forgive his "accident", he works with the yellow lantern core and kills ALL the green lantern core but he is ok with it.

my point is that, even in his ideal scenario, where he could imagine everything, he still wants joker dead and not take responsibility for the kill. i mean, its HIS dream, he could just imagine joker getting locked away and never escape, but nope, kill.
#122 to #115 - akirafudo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
how does that work? you child is killed by a crazy known person, you can not go and dream that never happened and still picturing that ****** livin' la vida loca at the same time, because you know it's a menace, and it has to die in order to keep the dream going...

seriously, its common sense
User avatar #128 to #122 - deaminzaints ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
ummm dude, the point of the dream was that he DIDNT know.
he didnt remember all the stuff that happend IRL, thats why everything up until the point of lois dying was the same, he didnt know what was gonna happend.
the dream spell created an ideal scenario in which superman never experienced the loss of lois and his kid, by suppressing the memory and creating an alternate version.

i mean think about it, if he remembered that joker killed them IRL, why would he just back off for batman? why wouldnt he kill him in the dream too?
the reason is that in the dream, its as if it never happend, so he had no reason.
#129 to #128 - akirafudo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
again, common sense, its a calculated scenario its bound to happen as long as he continued alive, granted he could die from a hearth attack, but someone will pick up where he left until someone makes an ulterior statement: DO NOT **** WITH THE GOD OF THIS EARTH
User avatar #131 to #129 - deaminzaints ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
? i dont quite understand what you mean here...
my point is that supes is egotistical becourse in his ideal dream scenario, the joker gets killed just like he wanted, but he dosent have to take responsibility and can just do what he wants.
in the dream scenario, he could have killed the joker and the change could have been that batman stayed on his side, he didnt become a dictator and things didnt get so crazy, but nope, he'd rather let batman take the blame in his own ideal dream.
#133 to #131 - akirafudo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
so choosing to dream that he will kill the joker for being a menace but without continuing with this mindset and be a dictator overruling the whole world, ok dude

killing overpowered villains is one thing, killing a mere crazy human is another, because there is an entire race boiling with crazy bastards that can be threats waithing to happen, so i dont think so
User avatar #135 to #133 - deaminzaints ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
but dude, it is HIS dream. HIS scenario. **** dont happen in that world unless he dreams it up. its not like darkseid would suddenly invade the earth in his dream, killing millions, its HIS dream.

he intentionally killed the joker off AND made sure that he didnt have to feel bad about it, in a make believe world of his creation.
#105 to #65 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
For his dream to work he has to be with his family.
User avatar #116 to #105 - deaminzaints ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
true, but he didnt have to get the joker killed. its his dream, it could be what he wanted and he wanted the joker dead.
#10 - dreygur (01/06/2016) [-]
"Hey wanna come over?"
"I can't, need to save the city"
"My prison guards aren't home"
#258 to #10 - pulseythekid (01/07/2016) [-]
Hey guy I was the 1000 one thumb. What is my prize?
User avatar #263 to #258 - itsapirateslife (01/07/2016) [-]
a swift kick to the nuts. enjoy fam
#274 to #258 - andrewskistuff (01/07/2016) [-]
**andrewskistuff used "*roll picture*"**
**andrewskistuff rolled image**
#166 to #10 - racistwaffle (01/07/2016) [-]
beat me to it.
User avatar #168 to #166 - dreygur (01/07/2016) [-]
just barely, though
User avatar #5 - aizeinstein (01/06/2016) [-]
I know Joker probably came the moment Bruce snapped his neck.
#267 to #5 - echsa ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
pic related*
#60 - alpako (01/06/2016) [-]
Is that a mcdonalds?
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User avatar #216 to #60 - deroderpderp (01/07/2016) [-]
jokexplain pls
#276 to #216 - alpako (01/07/2016) [-]
i am no jokexplain, but here i go
joker is clown
ronald mcdonald is clown
joker's fw he see's mcdonalds
User avatar #279 to #276 - deroderpderp (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh, I got that.
Just expected something different.
User avatar #97 to #60 - holycrapimacupcake (01/07/2016) [-]
You son of bitch.
#94 to #60 - egosumproxi (01/07/2016) [-]
When you tell someone where the turn is 5 times and they still don't see it it.
#237 to #94 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?
#6 - rockergamer (01/06/2016) [-]
with all the gods, science, and magic involved in injustice and the flash, couldn't they just go back in time before joker did the thing?

although i guess that would create a pradox
User avatar #99 to #6 - toosexyforyou (01/07/2016) [-]
The way that comics have explained different writers writing the characters differently is that it's simply "another dimension." So we know that there are unlimited dimensions they could pull characters from or stories. The way you gotta picture it is "this is the single dimension that all of this stuff happened to go exactly like this, in another dimension they could just go back in time to fix this so it wouldn't be a problem but in this one they are not able to do that and this is the story that I'm reading."
User avatar #110 to #6 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Last time the Flash went back in time Wonder woman killed a couple kids and then aquaman, so that's probably not a good idea
User avatar #119 to #110 - willgum (01/07/2016) [-]
well to be a bit more specific she ****** aquaman killed his wife and then tried to take over the world and while doing so killed some kids and also aquaman
User avatar #120 to #119 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
That's not being more specific, it's just adding on what happened earlier in the movie
User avatar #124 to #120 - willgum (01/07/2016) [-]
okay then to be a bit more specific she killed a man who a bunch of disabled kids morphed into also I think she threw a rock at batman I'm not sure the climax to that movie is a bit fuzzy
User avatar #125 to #124 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
She didn't kill Shazam, she made him transform out into the kids and killed Billy.
User avatar #126 to #125 - willgum (01/07/2016) [-]
oh riiiiggghhht my mistake
User avatar #9 to #6 - angelious ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
time travel without using magic is usually dangerous. flash nearly destroyed the world with it.

and as it goes for mages that can time travel...they change between not realiable to ask for help (mister.e) or just plain out not interested to help (most gods)

not to mention several high ranking characters like the new gods,guardians and whatever booster gold was working for detest the use of time travel to solve small things like this (in a certain perspective..)
User avatar #12 to #9 - ScottP (01/06/2016) [-]
Though to be fair, seeing the events of Injustice makes it a little more than a small matter
User avatar #14 to #12 - angelious ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
its confined to one planet. it doesnt have any chance of destroying the timeline, it isnt threatherning the local galaxies or the multiverse in general.

its pretty small key compared to most of the stuff..i mean for instance of the groups i have listed:

new gods are in a middle of a constant battle fougth through their avatars (aka the guys that superman and such fight, the actual darkseid and the new gods are much, MUCH stronger than what any of the earthlings can fight againts..barring few special mentions like specter)

the guys booster works for guard the entire timeline, and again; this doesnt affect the timeline in general so its a miniscule thing for them

guardians of the universe are the closest thing, but they already lost a huge war againts the earthlings, AND the rest of the guardians consider earth to still be an insignificant speck in the grand scheme of things (tho the greatest of the green lanterns have always come from earth...)

even thou its hard to believe considering the rep that people like superman have outside of comic books; just about everything (barring few special mentions like dr.fate and specter for instance) that happens on earth is pretty insignificant to the real powerhouses of dc verse.
#34 to #14 - heyyoutoo ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Destroying the green lanterns amount to nothing now?
User avatar #40 to #34 - angelious ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
i did mention that. and in the end they destroyed the punitive force sent to subdue superman and his allies. the lanterns still have reserves. but not enough to risk another war againts yellow lantern corps or the justice league.


but yeah...from the groups i have listed. the green lanterns are pretty much low key settings..the guardians themselves are pretty important. but not too important.. i mean they werent even invited to the meeting where the laws of reality were decided....
#44 to #40 - heyyoutoo ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
As you mentioned, **** happened with dr.fate and specter. Dr.fate at least should have broken some rules with the black canary stuff. What about trigon(or w/e is his name, the red large demon)?
User avatar #46 to #44 - angelious ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
trigon is a bigger deal. but that was mostly just john's messing him in. and it ended before it even began.

fate is mostly in trouble with the other lords of order and chaos for distrubting the balance, but there shouldnt be any real reason for why the lords would interfere with the war outside of duking it out with fate. specter, he is a complicated character. while its true he is among the top 3 strongest characters in dc continuity (barring ofcourse the creator himself..and elaine..) his strength also hinges greatly on what the said creator allows him to be. and considering he was weak enough to not find fate and the crew, AND to actually be overpowered by mxy. he was clearly not in the voice's favor..so again no need for anybody important to get involved. specially now than specter is gone.


ofcourse the greek gods were selled a little short here. but thats just about it..rest i can come up with some reasonable excuse for why nobody is interfering with the war.
User avatar #217 to #14 - sploogesundays (01/07/2016) [-]
Btw the New Gods aren't avatars, that is actually them. When they use the Boom Tubes to travel it just changes there bodies to attune to that Universe. It can be seen in JL: Darkseid War when DS is killed and some older comics.
User avatar #273 to #217 - angelious ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
nah. they are avatars. the actual new gods are a lot more powerful than what we see. and they hang around outside the multiverse and only interact with the universes with their avatars.


for instance, darkseid in his true form was so powerful that even when he was dying he was destroying the entire multiverse around him.
User avatar #277 to #273 - sploogesundays (01/07/2016) [-]
You're not wrong. That was just in the preboot though. Now he has a different origin story, the only person that is like that is Brainiac. Darkseid does exist outside of their universe but they have travelled to it, like when Batman tricked Darkseid into reviving Damian.
User avatar #278 to #277 - angelious ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
except darkseid has showcased to be above preboots. he has repeatedly showcased that he has knowledge about events that took place in the previous multiverse.
#43 to #6 - twinnedorphan ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
yeah, but, it would be heavily anti climatic and not very fun to read
User avatar #30 - hiukuss (01/06/2016) [-]
>pointing a gun at superman
what the **** are they doing
User avatar #102 to #30 - centifolia (01/07/2016) [-]
Basic response gained from years of training and experience. You can't blame them
#15 - mytwocents (01/06/2016) [-]
this oldie here was less homoerotic, yet contained more feel
User avatar #22 to #15 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
> homoerotic
> hugging your bro for saving your heterosexual wife and unborn child

It's about as far away from homoerotic as it gets.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mytwocents (01/06/2016) [-]
straight bros don't hug each other.
Nice Pose 2
#41 to #23 - oddygnak (01/06/2016) [-]
that scene always reminds me of laputa
User avatar #24 to #23 - schneidend (01/06/2016) [-]
As much as I love Armstrong, that scene's infinitely more homoerotic.
#103 - mechanicmike (01/07/2016) [-]
for future use
#121 to #107 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
7 year old niece walks in
scroll down to this image
"Cunt? who's cunt?"


...
#191 to #121 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Cunt Kent, 2nd cousin 3 times removed of Superman.

BAM, issue reolved.
User avatar #132 to #121 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
If someone let their child read a comic where a man's neck is snapped on a website with little to no censoring... I'm pretty sure that it's a case of bad parenting, not his fault for posting it.
User avatar #136 to #132 - leonhardt (01/07/2016) [-]
He said his niece just walked in you chode
User avatar #139 to #136 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Ah, I thought he was saying it like a "what if" scenario. My mistake.
#16 to #4 - mytwocents (01/06/2016) [-]
> face when realizing everybody is exchangeable
User avatar #26 to #4 - distortedflare ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
when you nut and she keeps sucking.
#11 to #4 - cptnbarbrosa (01/06/2016) [-]
"Wrong hole"
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#149 - dbBlues (01/07/2016) [-]
"No McDonalds for y-"
#231 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
One weird trick to solve all your neck pains!

Chiropractors hate him!
#269 to #231 - mitosis (01/07/2016) [-]
Does it come with a life time satisfaction guarantee?
#130 - funkyiestmonk (01/07/2016) [-]
!!Check out dat booty.
#36 - knightbean (01/06/2016) [-]
this ending is still better then the alternative.
User avatar #33 - whatsnottaken (01/06/2016) [-]
I was pretty crushed by this scene WHEN I REALIZED IT NEVER HAPPENED
User avatar #59 to #33 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
It probably did somewhere in the multiverse
#87 to #59 - ogthegreat (01/07/2016) [-]
An alternate universe of an alternate universe?
User avatar #111 to #87 - whatsnottaken (01/07/2016) [-]
That could happen. Perhaps the magic used on Superman didn't actually put him to sleep, instead it allowed him to live out an alternate reality that had already taken place?
User avatar #78 - grimsho (01/06/2016) [-]
There's such a vast difference in facial expression between the "Bruce?" panel and the next one where he's upset about Batman being just another "Bruce" in a bat-suit, that it's like two different characters reacting differently to the same comment. I don't get it.
User avatar #80 to #78 - themanhodge ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
i think the first panel is his surprised face, and then the next his usual joking face
User avatar #84 to #80 - grimsho (01/07/2016) [-]
Hmm, to me the first panel looks like he just recieved the biggest "all according to plan" boner ever. I'd expect him to want to get at Bruce now when he's not in the batsuit or something based on that expression, not instantly lament that Batman's magical secret identity just got spoiled for him, ruining the fun.
User avatar #100 to #84 - themanhodge ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
the joker is obsessed with batman, and rarely actually wants to kill him. he sees it all as a game and the batman as a very substantial figure to him due to how long they've fought. knowing his actual identity removes and ruins the mystery since wayne bruce is known as a common millionaire douchebag in gotham to most people. of course this is just my thoughts, i've read a lot of the comics though
User avatar #85 to #84 - grimsho (01/07/2016) [-]
Also why the **** am I stickied.
User avatar #144 to #85 - crixuz [OP](01/07/2016) [-]
I wanted to know the answer to your question.
#112 to #78 - JustintheWaysian ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Honestly, I think the "Bruce?" panel face is like "oh my what juicy information I have just received..."

And then the next one, I think, is where he's trying to act not-surprised about "Bruce" being leaked, so he acts facetious about Bruce's name ruining the Joker's "game", so the others don't suspect "oh **** the Joker knows Batman's name, we have to do something drastic now".
User avatar #118 to #112 - grimsho (01/07/2016) [-]
I agree with the way you described the first panel, it was just hard to put into words what feeling it gave off.
That's a good idea though, that maybe he was just underplaying how much he valued the information he was just given, I can get on board with that.
#98 - centifolia (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure that murdering a criminal wanted for murdering countless of people will not get you arrested. Rather, the government will pay you handsomely
#117 to #98 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
only if they have a bounty on them and usually that involve just information that leads to their arrest. Then again the system is ****** anyhow so whatever

#47 - minutaurofawsome ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
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tfw it was all a dream
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