The future is now. Finally a new age dawns.. FREE HANDS ii YOUR MIND la/ ltr,. now i can masturbate and eat watermelons on the go in my bed! future spongebob Chrome
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#5 - sirgrimrock ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd strap it to my arm and use it as a Pipboy!
User avatar #25 to #5 - tonkkax (04/27/2014) [-]
fapboy
#2 - jonball (04/26/2014) [-]
now i can masturbate and eat watermelons on the go in my bed!
now i can masturbate and eat watermelons on the go in my bed!
User avatar #49 to #46 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
one has been in space
#57 to #49 - pwnfrnzy ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 to #46 - yugiballs (04/27/2014) [-]
Science
#22 to #2 - heathcliff (04/27/2014) [-]
"on the go in my bed"
#51 to #22 - jonball (04/27/2014) [-]
Are you telling me you don't furiously masturbate before you go to school (or anywhere)?
User avatar #64 to #51 - lolzordz (04/27/2014) [-]
do you know what "on the go" means?
#68 to #64 - grandmabetty (04/27/2014) [-]
So he's walking down the street, with the bed strapped to his back, a Fleshlight Phonestrap tied to his leg, while masturbating and eating a watermelon

That would turn many heads
#70 to #68 - jonball (04/27/2014) [-]
see? this guy knows what i am talking about.
#52 - wiickedx (04/27/2014) [-]
This is the future
This is the future
User avatar #62 to #52 - dinocaster (04/27/2014) [-]
please the source
User avatar #66 to #62 - edgecutter (04/27/2014) [-]
I don't remember the exact name but it was from Collegehumor.
#11 - darkpotato ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
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#15 to #11 - evenx (04/27/2014) [-]
oooookkkkk.....
#27 to #11 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
gimme da pussi b0ss
#75 to #11 - subadanus (04/30/2014) [-]
wat de fok
#3 - sjrigney (04/26/2014) [-]
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#59 to #3 - boomerpyro ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
**boomerpyro rolled image** beatin dat meat, fap fap fap
**boomerpyro rolled image** beatin dat meat, fap fap fap
User avatar #31 - xmonke (04/27/2014) [-]
Get a computer, you losers.
#37 to #31 - gabpower (04/27/2014) [-]
Or you know... like a real partner.
User avatar #45 to #37 - lasmamoe (04/27/2014) [-]
you sick ****
#47 to #37 - adrenalinegiraffe (04/27/2014) [-]
Don't you ever tell me how to live my life again.
Don't you ever tell me how to live my life again.
#12 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
except i just use my free hand to hold my phone anyway   
   
its not like i'm trying to do my taxes, wash the dishes, sweep the floors and paint the walls while i fap  ok maybe that last one
except i just use my free hand to hold my phone anyway

its not like i'm trying to do my taxes, wash the dishes, sweep the floors and paint the walls while i fap ok maybe that last one
#17 to #12 - JackThePornKing (04/27/2014) [-]
Whoa.  You have a free hand when fappidappidoodah time?  I need both my hands for a good fap.
Whoa. You have a free hand when fappidappidoodah time? I need both my hands for a good fap.
#30 to #17 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
round the balls or in the ass?
User avatar #35 to #30 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
These are the decisions that can break a man.
#29 to #12 - zendir (04/27/2014) [-]
It would also be good for using the flashlight app. Free hands in my line of work is great, better than trying to hold a light while in an attic
User avatar #38 to #12 - theavatarspupil (04/27/2014) [-]
They are meant to be used in co-operation with a fleshlight. That's why Fleshlight made them...
User avatar #39 to #38 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
you don't need two hands for a fleshlight, its just a sleeve for your dick, it isn't even that big in your hand
#40 to #39 - theavatarspupil (04/27/2014) [-]
Well, I don't ****** know why they made it. ***** and giggles I guess.
User avatar #41 to #40 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
maybe

also, gratz on the brass balls to post ponies
User avatar #42 to #41 - theavatarspupil (04/27/2014) [-]
It was the only fitting pic I have, reaction-wise. Plus, Zelda's cool, so whatever
#43 to #42 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
yeah, i wish i knew where the original non-pony version of these came from, or if the original even is non-pony
User avatar #44 to #43 - theavatarspupil (04/27/2014) [-]
I think the original pic was actually a pony fan-pic
#20 to #12 - lplplplp (04/27/2014) [-]
Depends if you're grounded
Depends if you're grounded
#53 - mytwocents (04/27/2014) [-]
free hands while fapping? excellent.
free hands while fapping? excellent.
#55 to #53 - anotheroneonearth (04/27/2014) [-]
you already came
you already came
#56 to #55 - mytwocents (04/27/2014) [-]
nice one, ty. saved.
nice one, ty. saved.
#65 - perturabo (04/27/2014) [-]
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#74 to #65 - mephistesulfurion (04/28/2014) [-]
Hot'n Spicy Meat~
User avatar #34 - demandsgayversion (04/27/2014) [-]
I wanna wear my phone on my arm like some futuristic arm computer.
#1 - Smashyy (04/26/2014) [-]
Now i can fap freely when ever i want!
User avatar #63 to #1 - platinuminfernape (04/27/2014) [-]
>Implying you couldn't before.
#7 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
That's.... actually pretty useful. I never know where to put my phone during... you know
That's.... actually pretty useful. I never know where to put my phone during... you know
User avatar #14 to #7 - winddemon (04/27/2014) [-]
masturbation?
User avatar #18 - biggrand (04/27/2014) [-]
The **** ever happened to imagination? If I'm not at my computer a chair can go a long way
#16 - sedativechunk (04/27/2014) [-]
**sedativechunk rolled image** Wouldn't anyone else be afraid of accidentally shooting their phone though in that spot?
User avatar #6 - kikkilinu (04/26/2014) [-]
Did no one notice the name of the company?
User avatar #8 to #6 - cocoman (04/26/2014) [-]
Fleshlight? yesh... The guys who make Fleshlights?
User avatar #28 to #8 - kikkilinu (04/27/2014) [-]
I didn't think that one through.
Bring the red thumbs
User avatar #13 - timmywankenobi (04/27/2014) [-]
Lol for what ever reason this post reminded me of this one time my friends sister discovered the existence of flashlights and decided to rant about it while I was over for dinner and we were eating. Since I have talking about body functions and sexuality and politics at the dinner table, I just yelled (cause she is deaf and I hate hypocrites) you're a real piece of work aren't you you stupid sea cow who are you to say male sex toys are disgusting and un-natural when you have like 5 dildos on your ******* desk in your room for all to see since you never close the god damn door !. now either you throw away your sex toys and then talk or shut the **** up and keep shoveling food into your fat ******* mouth !.
#73 - zeldamasterace (04/28/2014) [-]
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