The FJ Dicktionary
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Okay this is first since literally no one knows what the **** it actually means. No it's not a synonym for 'stupid," and you're pretty stupid if you think it is. As the internet defines:
Faggot (faget)
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Since we brought up faggots, we need to talk about normalfags, since, most of you faggots are this. No I'm not even kidding. 80% of you are normalfags. And you make me sick. Lets define this shall we?
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Ah. The Weeaboo. This word is so grossly misused it's almost lost all meaning, but never fear, OP is here.
Since we are on this road I will quickly touch the subject of Otaku since nobody knows what it means either.
Well that's all the time we have for today. Because like, I have to go outside and do stuff. I'm hungry as **** and am going to shove a burger or something down my mouth as a proud American. Why?
A collection of internet words, their definitions, meanings, and how to use them. Viewer discretion is advised. This content is for educational purposes only and some of this content may trigger you. If you are triggered I suggest you kill yourself.
Okay this is first since literally no one knows what the **** it actually means. No it's not a synonym for 'stupid," and you're pretty stupid if you think it is. As the internet defines:
Autism (aka autistic): e;a verb, maybe noun, wait, adjective? It's a word.
Autism is a medical condition, it's characterized by brain problems. People can have it to various degrees, with certain characteristics being common. Examples of this include thinking literal (can't take a joke, can't understand puns) relationship problems (they can't understand people or how socializing works) and being stuck in their own head. (aka there happy place). The internet plays off of this stuff. The word generally means people behaving or saying **** that is so retarded you'd have to wonder if they were autistic, since most autistic people appear normal, but as stated before, have certain brain problems that makes them well, "weird." and unable to understand, well, people.
How to use it
Let's say a person self identifies as a furry and only likes gay furry porn. They don't have many friends and when you talk to them they have emotional problems or say some really stupid **** . This person is probably autistic, if not literally, being autistic as the internet defines it. Other examples includes people who can't understand basic kindness, or why people behave in ways that to us, would be common sense.
Final Note
Autism and autistic doesn't mean "stupid". Keep it mind it plays off literally autism. It's correct to insult someone with this when they act like someone who has the medical condition. It's even more insulting in this case because they literally have no excuse for being so retarded. And by retarded I mean they, have trouble with relationships, social interaction, literal and figurative stuff, and have obsessive stuck-in-their-own-little-world behavior. Like real autism.
Anyways, if someone actually does have autism be cool about it. Yes they have brain problems, but unlike the autistic ***** on the internet, it's not their fault.
Faggot (faget)
This one is pretty important because it's actually an important base word for lots of internet words. So we'll break down the faggotry and really learn what it's all about.
A faggot on the internet is rarely a homosexual. Instead the word means, well, how do you explain this? John is a hipster who only eats green. He's a vegetarian. He goes to peace rallies. He recycles. John is a faggot. A thread has a post of really nice but illegal porn, Lily from Alabama reports it. She is a faggot. Billy sucks his best friends dick? You guessed it. Faggot.
Basically faggot means somebody who is really ******* annoying and stupidly uptight and boring as **** . They usually get in everyones way and spoil fun. They ruin everything. You know FJ trolls? These are a good example of faggots (except u biebergotswag you are just gay). It's a hard word to define, but when you see it, you just feel it you know?
A faggot is someone engaged in the process of faggotry. (being a ******* )
Final Note
OP is always a faggot, especially if he kisses girls. This is a rule of the internet.
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Since we brought up faggots, we need to talk about normalfags, since, most of you faggots are this. No I'm not even kidding. 80% of you are normalfags. And you make me sick. Lets define this shall we?
Now, I"m just going to pull an excerpt from dictionary since it's definition is on point, and post it here:
Normalfag
A derogatory term used to insult the antithesis of most internet dwellers. Normalfags are typically people who enjoy mainstream things and live typical, ignorant, mundane lives. Some of the most common normalfag traits are ignorance to internet culture and underground media such as less well known music, anime, or video games. Additionally, they often and vehemently reject obscure sub-cultures, fetishes, life styles, and anything they simply do not understand and like. Lastly, normalfags are known to have or desire a normal social life. There are four primary uses for the word. The first is to insult a persons ignorance while simultaneously calling them out on their shallow and banal personality. The second is to insult the pathetic appearance of a person who complains that they want but do not have a normal lifestyle. The third is for the most part a petty stab at a person for having a social life and/or girlfriend. Lastly, the first and third example can overlap if the alleged normalfag is trolling or generally being an ass by flaunting their social life
source: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Normalfag
Basically normalfags are, plebs, filthy casuals, and basically people who just don't understand the internet. These people don't understand us. They don't understand memes, they don't understand video games or anime. They understand nothing. Normal fags, are best defined by the first word. Normal
They are more proper well adjusted members of society. And they judge everyone who is different. In other words. For all of us denizens of the internet, normal fags are everything we are not. Hence the faggotry.
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Ah. The Weeaboo. This word is so grossly misused it's almost lost all meaning, but never fear, OP is here.
Weeaboo
First of all, weeaboo =/= someone who likes anime. This literally couldn't be any more wrong. Weeaboo are actually people who are, non japanese, but so obsessed with japan that they want to both, BE Japanese and they ACT Japanese. They dress up in Japanese style clothing eat ****** fake ramen and use broken Japanese words like "kawaii" and "desu" even though they have no ******* idea what those words actually mean. Most cannot even speak Japanese. Weeaboo refers to people who hate their heritage and try to be something they are not. They are total faggots. You've seen them maybe. They dress up in naruto ******** , put fake tails on, usually ugly. Funny thing is that these people are usually plebs with **** taste.
It's also important to note that loving Japan/the culture/stuff in it does NOT make someone a "weeaboo". That would be like saying loving Canada makes you a moose. We all wish it was true but it's not.
Final Note
So weeaboo are those who want to be/act Japanese. Period.
Since we are on this road I will quickly touch the subject of Otaku since nobody knows what it means either.
Otaku
Someone with obsessive interests in a particular field.
Yeah literally that is it. Closest word I can think of is "fanatic". It's basically someone is who is really crazy about something. Literally anything in fact. There are military otaku, harry potter fans are basically harry potter otaku (crazy ***** ). The word has a political history in Japan. Coined as a negative term to refer to people who instead of working 12 hours a day for the good of the hive mind, enjoyed life and had fun. But in recent years it has more positive connotations.
Basically, yeah.
Well that's all the time we have for today. Because like, I have to go outside and do stuff. I'm hungry as **** and am going to shove a burger or something down my mouth as a proud American. Why?
BECAUSE I'M FREE
Suck it commies.
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