The British Kebab
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herparderpington (10/25/2015) [-] Ahh classic Levvy...
No wait a minute
There's green thumbs
Would you look at that
No wait a minute
There's green thumbs
Would you look at that
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michaeljones (10/25/2015) [-] you're a master baiter and all that. Got sauce on thst picture?
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deathsmex (10/25/2015) [-] I work at a gyro shop so can confirm this is in fact the exact experience we give customers.
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denonymous (10/25/2015) [-] >or is it hentai?
can i get it dubbed in japanese and then resubbed in english
can i get it dubbed in japanese and then resubbed in english
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jaevel ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-] But I did. I was curios about what kind of porn it was. Knowing a thing or two about porn, I was able to narrow down that it probuably either was live action, or Hentai (Yes, hentai falls under animated porn. But when was the last time you saw a animated porn flick that wasn't anime?) .
And since I was too lazy to check out the link myself. I gently asked candyman if he would tell me.
Boy, this is a comment I did not expect to have to write today.
And since I was too lazy to check out the link myself. I gently asked candyman if he would tell me.
Boy, this is a comment I did not expect to have to write today.
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boomerpyro (10/25/2015) [-] like your profile picture though, shame i can't find many norwegian/english releases
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jaevel ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-] Yeah. I was in Sweden back in Summer. And saw much to my delight that they were still releasing new comics of Herman Hedning.
Don't know why they stopped with it here in Norway.
PS. Ragnarøyk Raghnarok was my favorite sub-series in the comics. Which was your favorite?
Don't know why they stopped with it here in Norway.
PS. Ragnarøyk Raghnarok was my favorite sub-series in the comics. Which was your favorite?
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admiralen ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-] That series got real ****** you know, it used to be awesome but the writers got real lazy
They made an issue every 1 or 2 months, and it had fewer and fewer pages of the actual series and instead a bunch of **** series like bacon and egg
Not to mention Herman Hedning also dropped in quality, they just became lame political satire instead of the good old stuff
Funny that they included a couple pages of the old ones in the back, probably just to remind you how ****** the new ones had gotten
They made an issue every 1 or 2 months, and it had fewer and fewer pages of the actual series and instead a bunch of **** series like bacon and egg
Not to mention Herman Hedning also dropped in quality, they just became lame political satire instead of the good old stuff
Funny that they included a couple pages of the old ones in the back, probably just to remind you how ****** the new ones had gotten
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boomerpyro (10/25/2015) [-] don't remember the name, was a modernish day one.
but 2nd best was the standard series, the scenes with satan were often fun
but 2nd best was the standard series, the scenes with satan were often fun
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whitevancandyman (10/25/2015) [-] It's live action, and they are mostly all western pornstars, but the cocks and cum are very fake. Nevertheless it's pretty hot stuff
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talldumbdork (10/25/2015) [-] Fake cum is no fun..... Just cheating. Janice is working her heart off on set and all she gets in the end is some baking soda, water and gel. For shame.
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whitevancandyman (10/25/2015) [-] Well, that's what fetishes are. Some like it, some don't
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anon (10/25/2015) [-]
I bought those premade beef shavings (they were just called "kebab") to make kebab @ home. Bought the "Kebab" sauce that I think was mistakengly filled with Xenomorph saliva so it worked well as kebab sauce. Bought all the veggies and so on. And made kebab @ home. It didn't work. I did everything right but something was waay off, it tasted differently. So I wrapped it in foil an put in the fridge. Next day I heated it in a microwave and voila! There's the taste and texture I was looking for. So yes, for me aswell, kebab has to be bad to be good.
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Awesomecarrot (10/25/2015) [-] Every word of this is so true.
I've only just learned, after a few years' experience, to stress that:
'Yeah can I have a little bit of sauce as well please, mate?'
otherwise you'll end up eating mayo with a side order of kebab.
I've only just learned, after a few years' experience, to stress that:
'Yeah can I have a little bit of sauce as well please, mate?'
otherwise you'll end up eating mayo with a side order of kebab.
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pressxforsex (10/25/2015) [-]
Sounds like a sketchy Floridian gyro. The place up the road dumps this cucumber sauce/mayo combination **** on there, and when you unwrap the foil, you could pour yourself a tall glass of sauce to wash down your lambwich
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pressxforsex (10/26/2015) [-]
Cape Coral, actually, but I'd drive anywhere for a good pastry. I should look that up, thanks mate
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ExorArgus (10/25/2015) [-]
By kebab place does he mean like a shwarma place where there are brown people working and a large cylinder of meat behind them? because if he wants them dirtier... i don't think ill ever go to a British one.
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litlekalsoy (10/25/2015) [-] He does, and when you are that pissed greasy food like that will do. Especially when it's so cheap.
Kebab places in the UK really are a dime a dozen.
Kebab places in the UK really are a dime a dozen.
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biscuitsunited (10/25/2015) [-] Kebab shops in the UK don't care about hygiene because their clientele is always drunk and only buying food at 2am, and at that point nobody gives two ***** about the dead rats in the chip fryer.
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BraindeadBuddha (10/25/2015) [-] Holy **** I know this feel, man, I could really go for a Kebab or Shawarma or something right about now.
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unihornupmyass (10/25/2015) [-] In Finland we call it the "hairy hands kebab" however this is how its made.
Children love it.
Children love it.
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britexplain (10/25/2015) [-] To avoid any possible confusion, this is what they mean by a shop.
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britexplain (10/25/2015) [-] Mate, if you're drunk, and want a kebab, you go to a van. That's the only way to have a true kebab.
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anon (10/25/2015) [-]
whenever i'm out on the town i always hunt for takeaway when i'm smashed and i've never seen a vendor in my life.
there is a glorious kebab shop around every corner, though.
if you're drunk and you want a kebab, you go to the shops where there's a wide selection of **** to slop on and pig out on.
there is a glorious kebab shop around every corner, though.
if you're drunk and you want a kebab, you go to the shops where there's a wide selection of **** to slop on and pig out on.
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chubbymonkey (10/26/2015) [-] We go to a ****** little place affectionately known as ********** , mainly because it is ***** and you need to be a certain level of drunk to consider going in there and a ********* is what you will do in the morning, but as it's the only place open at 3am it'll do
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madvulcan ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-] After being up for 20 hours or so, I actually did laugh for a good ~3 minutes at this.
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thechosentroll (10/26/2015) [-] You're mixing up your kebabs. The removable kebab are *********** . The edible kebab variety is the ******* food of the gods.
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thechosentroll (10/26/2015) [-] No, if the person has a job and is actually contributing something to society, they automatically lose the title of "kebab".
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syntheticdoll (10/25/2015) [-] Our kebab place used to be nice, good food, the guy was funny but he got replaced by some ******** who can't even wrap a proper gyros and sometimes makes something different than what you asked for. I'm pretty sure the only words he speaks in the country's language is the name of the foods.
