The best!. Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday? A: "Erection" day... He speaks in greentext i put Stupid tags so this gets as much traffic for great leader tear in eye GIF
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#31 - kcormahs
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He speaks in greentext
He speaks in greentext
#69 to #31 - sobir
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you got that joke from me didn't you u faggit  thats ok carry on
you got that joke from me didn't you u faggit thats ok carry on
#97 to #69 - woodlandcritters
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#76 to #69 - anon id: 80357e84
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This joke is posted literally everytime this content is posted
User avatar #78 to #76 - sobir
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it all started back in 2013 www.funnyjunk.com/number+one.+steady+hand/funny-gifs/4875463/4#4 I do not recall anyone using it before that
#11 - infiniteburrito
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Jackie Chan's funny
User avatar #56 to #11 - grolsch
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So that must be Chris Tucker next to him.
User avatar #35 to #11 - iamtheballsack
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dude, that's Bruce Lee
User avatar #40 to #35 - jellyman
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That's Ching Ching Chong you ******* retard
#59 to #40 - anon id: e484a9bf
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You sure it isn't Chong Chong Ching?
User avatar #67 to #59 - aran
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no its yin yang
User avatar #72 to #67 - ibangbabys
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liu kang*

educate urselves
User avatar #87 to #72 - irmcmuffin
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(07/30/2014) [-]
Its long duk dong you racists
#13 - Sworley
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eh, **** happens
eh, **** happens
#10 - anon id: 5cbce11f
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Nice title you ******* retard
#15 to #10 - ohemgeezus
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IKR, isn't it the best?
User avatar #12 - Lookingguy
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I didn't know they made a rush hour 4?!
#65 to #12 - crossbowairrifle
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#16 to #12 - Penn
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Comment Picture
#30 to #16 - darthblam
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#34 - spidurman
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Comment Picture
#33 - lionscrest
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User avatar #42 to #33 - capslockrage
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Yes, packed into cubicles like mice in a maze is great.
#38 to #33 - mathmanchris
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Is it, though?
User avatar #55 to #38 - oubliette
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#43 to #33 - itsbendingtime
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#62 to #43 - valygomu
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It feels good to be god
User avatar #50 to #43 - xgeneration
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**** off you stupid america
#14 - Penn
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Life for the average American:

>need job
>can't get to job
>need car
>go to car dealership
>'anon you don't make enough money. i can't approve you. get a loan'
>need a loan
>go to bank
>'anon you don't make enough money. i can't approve you. get a job'
>wut

Democrats: You're right. We should have a system that makes it easier for the common American to get a car.
Republicans: Why don't you just find another way to work? Taxes pay for public transportation for a reason.
User avatar #25 to #14 - heartlessrobot
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Walk you lazy ******.
User avatar #41 to #25 - littleliz
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i live in the mountains 25 miles away from the closest city. no side walks narrow roads. come to my house and tell me to ******* walk. sometimes a car is needed.
User avatar #99 to #41 - heartlessrobot
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If it came down to it, you'd have to either move or find a closer job. Don't complain when YOU have to compromise to get a job, don't expect employers to pack up their business and move closer to you.
User avatar #100 to #99 - littleliz
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my argument was that its to far to walk not that its to far. and another thing, people just dont get up and move it doesnt work that way. many things prevent us from moving and you dont just drop all that just because you cant walk to work
User avatar #101 to #100 - heartlessrobot
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I said "if it came down to it", meaning you have no means of transportation. No car, buses don't stop around there, and there's no local taxi service, and you need to get to your work.
User avatar #102 to #101 - littleliz
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things dont work like that. especially when it comes to living where i do.
User avatar #36 to #25 - captiancook
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***** have you ever been to a actual big city? Like one where you can drive 30 miles and still be in the city? Allot of people have to drive 50 miles+ per day, lets see your ass walk that.
#27 to #25 - Penn
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Oh, and have you ever heard of commuting you stupid 13 year old ****?

If your job is in the ******* next city and it takes 8 hours to walk there then you're really gonna walk? Good luck with that you ******* child.
#26 to #25 - Penn
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Holy **** you guys can't read.

I ******* put in my comment "find another way to work"

That includes walking you naive ****.
User avatar #18 to #14 - demandsgayversion
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could get a used car
#22 to #18 - Penn
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Unless you buy from an individual and not a dealership, you would still need a credit check/enough money. You can't buy from an individual if you don't have any money.

I'm not saying you're wrong. It's just not that simple.
User avatar #79 to #14 - mistafishy
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I don't know what everyone keeps talking about when they say there are no jobs. I had three at the same time during the spring. Three.
#89 to #79 - anon id: b79ca9aa
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stripping, sucking dicks and doing anal is not a choice for everybody.
User avatar #91 to #89 - mistafishy
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...I mean... Those do kinda count...
#85 to #14 - gerfox
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Wut

Do you think the government should pay for your car, or just give you money because you can't get a job (you do have welfare, don't you?)? Because the people in this scenario who does have jobs, the bankers and the car salesmen sure as hell just can give you anything without getting paid. If so they would've been without a job as well.

And if you give the fact that you don't have a car the blame for you not having a job you're just not flexible.
#88 to #14 - philosophyxplain
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That's noy at all how it works, and definitely not for the average American.
User avatar #23 to #14 - stillnotbob
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bikes and walking are ways to get to jobs.
#24 to #23 - Penn
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That's exactly what I said.

"...find another way to work"
User avatar #53 to #14 - frenzyhero
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walk?
User avatar #58 to #14 - gainesy
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How about a moped/motorbike or a peddle bike..

Maybe
User avatar #71 to #14 - brothergrimm
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why would you start this ********* here?
User avatar #51 to #14 - Deeticky
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You're forgetting the part where the republicans try to dismantle public transportation and/or stall public transportation initiatives. At least it works that way here in Minnesota.
User avatar #57 to #14 - emptysuperman
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If Republicans were smart, they wouldn't be Republican.
User avatar #39 to #14 - wersand
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>America
>Public Transportation
Pick one.
User avatar #37 to #14 - catburglarpenis
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Join the military. That's what I did. Every bullet hole just makes me into a faster, lighter model. My buddy got his legs blown off and we call him the iRandi Mini. He even comes with convenient wheels and a travel case!
User avatar #94 to #37 - swedishviking
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That's one of the funniest things I've heard in a while.
User avatar #1 - dragonicangel
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What show is this?
User avatar #29 to #1 - malacrianza
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Where they Work: US
User avatar #44 to #1 - pyronic
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Hot tub time machine i beleive
#2 to #1 - anon id: 399766aa
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The Bureau
#7 to #2 - semantic
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In the second season they changed it to The Workplace
#20 to #1 - anon id: c5a9b372
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That Workplace
#70 to #1 - anon id: 753f368a
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The Office US
User avatar #4 to #1 - swolecamerupt
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Battle Toads: Surgeon Edition
User avatar #19 to #1 - demandsgayversion
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Boku no Toby
User avatar #28 to #1 - baditch
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Daurode - Sandsterm
User avatar #21 to #1 - brandinifettucine
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Dunder Mifflin Paper Company
User avatar #54 to #1 - jasperr
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boku no pico
User avatar #9 to #1 - I Am Monkey
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Kung Fu Hustle
User avatar #5 to #1 - breaken
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The american version of The Office (very good show)
#8 to #5 - anon id: 663a36ec
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Meh, the UK version is superior, though it was okay-ish when Steve Carell was still a part of the cast.
User avatar #60 to #8 - uzerc
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Sorry, but this is the one thing that America does better.
User avatar #61 to #60 - TastyBurger
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American Who's Line is waaaay better than the original English one.
User avatar #66 - lerruno
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Your little joke at the end? Yea, you do realize that Japan actually does have a day in celebration of penis.
#98 to #66 - spamzor
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Pics or it didn't happen. Please don't
#80 to #66 - boomyturtle
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WELL WAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?! AN INVITATION?! LET'S GET OUR DICKS WORSHIPED