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#8 - completeaddiction **User deleted account**
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(10/12/2013) [-]
stickied
Totally ********.
this was the real post > scetch.net/alts.txt
#209 to #8 - theableacher
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(10/12/2013) [-]
It's close to midnight, and I'm sitting home alone.

I DID NOT NEED THAT.
#201 to #8 - wheel
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Isn't that the link admin posted yesterday to that guy who asked for unbanning him?
#195 to #8 - jacklane
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Admin posted that on something yesterday, I'll never open a .txt link ever again.
#192 to #8 - Johnnychristian
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(10/12/2013) [-]
For whatever reason, my anti virus stopped the page from loading. Sorry mate. But in the spirit of October and Halloween, nice try.
#191 to #8 - viscerys
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(10/12/2013) [-]
THE IMAGE! IT BURNED ITSELF INTO MY RETINAS!
#190 to #8 - ffinfinity
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#194 to #190 - holycrapimacupcake
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(10/12/2013) [-]
What is it?
#196 to #194 - ffinfinity
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Jeff the killer flashing and horrible horrible screaming
#197 to #196 - holycrapimacupcake
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Ah, thank you.
#198 to #197 - ffinfinity
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(10/12/2013) [-]
no problem excuse me while I have nightmares forever now
#189 to #8 - shiifter
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Why is everyone thumbing him down? I thought it was pretty funny.
#186 to #8 - tehoutlaw
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Like this totally isn't the same one as yesterday.
www.funnyjunk.com/Snakefires+Ban/funny-pictures/4834789/573#573
#183 to #8 - wartroll
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(10/12/2013) [-]
This **** is so ******* old, is anyone actually still fooled by this? "alts.txt" lol legit as ****
This **** is so ******* old, is anyone actually still fooled by this? "alts.txt" lol legit as ****
#182 to #8 - josieabby
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I'm on to you, buddy.
#181 to #8 - blb
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(10/12/2013) [-]
lolololoololool that got me to bad even that is reposted the original was www.420yolo.com
#180 to #8 - hamcat
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(10/12/2013) [-]
#179 to #8 - mondprinzessin
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(10/12/2013) [-]
this is why i have trust issues
this is why i have trust issues
#174 to #8 - roric
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(10/12/2013) [-]
you smell
#173 to #8 - antzell
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(10/12/2013) [-]
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#149 to #8 - anon
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Our jimmies are eternal
#117 to #8 - misab
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(10/12/2013) [-]
what was this from again?
#119 to #117 - misab
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(10/12/2013) [-]
okay never mind found it
#108 to #8 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Man, admin used that yesterday. You have to wait at least a little while if you want to catch everybody.
#107 to #8 - mvtjets
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(10/12/2013) [-]
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#101 to #8 - blacklightsun
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Well... The internet has made me paranoid so I turn down the volume and watch from a safe distance any suspicious link, youtube video, .gif & powerpoint presentation.   
Jokes on you
Well... The internet has made me paranoid so I turn down the volume and watch from a safe distance any suspicious link, youtube video, .gif & powerpoint presentation.
Jokes on you
#100 to #8 - dogziller
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(10/12/2013) [-]
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#165 to #100 - popnotes
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(10/12/2013) [-]
That's some Sleeping Dogs **** right there
#176 to #165 - frankhh
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I think that's Watch Dogs.
#177 to #176 - popnotes
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#71 to #8 - takemythumb
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#58 to #8 - ludislavonac
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Hah! I'm to cautious to fall for such a cheap trick, volume down and then click, yfw
#49 to #8 - covered
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#45 to #8 - xxhadesflamesxx
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(10/12/2013) [-]
thanks the reactions are hilarious and after clicking on a link that did the same thing but was called yolo something or other I don't trust any link, youtube video or gif
#42 to #8 - alhemicar
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I've seen that **** so many times it doesn't even scare me anymore
#41 to #8 - youxbarstard
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(10/12/2013) [-]
A headset and that link should never mingle.
#40 to #8 - spanishninja
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#39 to #8 - kampi
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(10/12/2013) [-]
****
****
#34 to #8 - walcorn
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Oh boy I'm glad the internet has turned me paranoid enough to turn the volume down before opening suspicious links.
#32 to #8 - chamillitary
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(10/12/2013) [-]
you're an evil person
you're an evil person
#133 to #32 - toohntown
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(10/12/2013) [-]
these things are amazing
these things are amazing
#53 to #32 - gentlemanofbacon
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Opposite Day?
#21 to #8 - tromodolo
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(10/12/2013) [-]
It's always the sounds that gets you, isn't it?
#20 to #8 - nyawgga
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(10/12/2013) [-]
**** you
#13 to #8 - weefee
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(10/12/2013) [-]
who needs sleep?
who needs sleep?
#15 to #13 - arandomanon ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
What was it?
#35 to #15 - niggernazi
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(10/12/2013) [-]
this screaming ******
#36 to #35 - certifiedidiot
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(10/12/2013) [-]
After reading his ''creepy''-pasta, I gotta say, Jeff the Killer is just a total faggot, not scary, not frighting just some faggot with a knife who have chosen to be an asshole.
#130 to #36 - yomommabinshoppin
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I find it scary because his story is plausible, I mean, you can find anything on the internet and I most likely won't be afraid, but this asshole right here, he haunts me
#134 to #130 - certifiedidiot
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Trust me, his story is about as plausible as a male midget is to survive being rammed as hard analy by a horse with a 20 inch cock without lubrication as it would a mare in heat.

VERY ******* UNLIKELY.
#212 to #134 - yomommabinshoppin
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(10/13/2013) [-]
but it is possible, and the doubt in ourselves and questioning whether or not we are wrong is more terrifying than any story a person could tell
#213 to #212 - certifiedidiot
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(10/13/2013) [-]
Pfft, I live in Europe mate, that kid was american, so lets do the math, he's a homicidal maniac, fugly and easily recognizable, and this is the theory if he was real, he doesn't have any ******* money and he's only surviving Bear Grylls style.

His only ******* hope of getting to Europe would be some freight cargo ship, and even then, I'd consider it one in a billion that he knew who I was, where I lived, and was specifically out to get ME.

His a retarded faggot with a knife that'll get gunned down the second anyone recognizes his fugly ass.

And EVEN if he ******* managed to find me, he'd have a ******* knife.

If you want some statistics to make those panties of yours tighten around your ass as if you had a black hole up in it, it is way more ******* likely that you'll get murdered or raped in a home invasion than this retarded faggot to be real and come and find you.

Not some internet made up 'poooooor wittle albino boy he only wunts to be luvd! omw kawaii! <3''

No, real people who are **** who don't give a **** about life who is there to take everything of value you have and bring your life back to ground zero while removing any shred of security from you and possibly ending your life.
#214 to #213 - yomommabinshoppin
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(10/13/2013) [-]
When I think of him, he represents those people who break into houses and kill people for kicks, I am not specifically afraid of Jeff, I am afraid of the people who are like him in the way of merciless killing in the middle of the night
#215 to #214 - certifiedidiot
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(10/13/2013) [-]
Yeah but those are also the main focus of the police force, a burglar haven't threatened someones life, if someone just randomly hacked and slashed a family of five, you can bet your ass the police would make a ramp, shove a giant ACME rocket up their ass, aim it at offender whom is running in the distance, light the rocket, and just ******* go for it.

Why? Because they know if someone hacked and slashed randomly a family of five during the night, the entire ******* city and cities around the area is having one massive bowel movement.
#216 to #215 - yomommabinshoppin
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(10/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, but we as humans are all just one bad day away from insanity, and with 360 million people in the US alone, somebody could break and just go on a killing spree at any time, and my family could be some of the victims before police even know what has happened
#217 to #216 - certifiedidiot
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(10/13/2013) [-]
Yeah but that's the bit of the gun thing I support of the US, keep a concealed weapon in the bedroom in case someone breaks in, but to put your money down that everyone around you is about to snap is just.. Odd.

To me at least, I live in Denmark, some shooting with a motorcycle gang or something, around 45 bullets fired or so, big news, **** all happens here, but think of that, even if you got a pistol with only 7 bullets in it, that's 5 magazines and you can empty that **** quickly.

Nothing big happens here, just.. Nothing happens.

Mean while in the US.. You can hear stories how cops accidently killed a 26 year old down syndrome guy who tried to watch a movie at the cinema a second time without a ticket, a world war 2 vet who had threatened a nurse with his cane because he was being a grump with the medication, bean bag shotgunned and suffered internal bleeding, suicidal 8 year old tazered because 3 grown ass police officers couldn't handle a 8 year old physicaly.

I am not ******* sure what is going on, on the other side of the ocean, but I am kinda appreciating the fact I am standing on this side, not that it's everywhere in the US, but it seems like a rather volatile cocktail that's trying to make up it's mind at the moment, politicians like Michelle Bachmann, crazy ******* bitch who goes off saying christians should rule and the end times are here woohoo

Healthcare is depicted to be the very thing the devil enjoys anally in hell, the notion ''Lets help the sick of the poor'' you know, a kind of jesus kind of thing to do, is devilish, fiendish, ugly, disgusting..

A lot of good spring from the US, but holy hell, from the outside it's like a reality TV where you just sit and go ''I wonder what he'll do next!''

Like the Truman Show

I want them to do good, to do well, for the world to prosper, but ******* hell..
#218 to #217 - yomommabinshoppin
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(10/13/2013) [-]
I keep my Kalashnikov with me (knife, not the gun)
#90 to #36 - enderslayer
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(10/12/2013) [-]
What's that guy's name again? I just can't remember.
#91 to #90 - certifiedidiot
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Louis CK
#92 to #91 - enderslayer
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(10/12/2013) [-]
THANK YOU. I could kiss you, man.
#44 to #36 - xxhadesflamesxx
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(10/12/2013) [-]
well actually he kinda went crazy hes not just an asshole although you are right it isn't really that scary
if you like creepypasta then search mrcreepypasta on youtube he does narrations if you want more people that do that tell me I have a few more
#46 to #44 - certifiedidiot
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Nah, I don't find them scary.

And crazy or not, he's a moronic faggot, just because he's crazy doesn't mean I'd go ''Aww.. I feel so sorry for him!'' as he'd slash a down a family of five during the night, that faggot is getting a kick in the mouth and and a horse that can dance kang kang on his ballsack.

Not to mention the pasta was ******** beyond belief, if I remember it correctly he was just a kid, and he killed his own family, correct me if I am wrong but that **** would mean he's constantly on the run and due to his now self inflicted case of the uglies, he can't go around normal society, so that's a crazy homicidal teenager whom have gone full out Bear Grylls while being obsessively focused on masturbating all the ******* time.
#114 to #46 - xsolicitedsilkx
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(10/12/2013) [-]
> ..that faggot is getting a kick in the mouth and and a horse that can do the can-can on his ballsack.
I was laughing for two solid minutes and then giggling afterwards for another minute. I never thought something like that could be honestly fathomed.
#118 to #114 - certifiedidiot
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(10/12/2013) [-]
As I said, he'd be more annoying than anything, he's not scary or anything but he'd try to kill you, if you die that's it, so he's just about to try to ruin every piece of fun or enjoyment of life you've ever had, thus making him a massive thundercunt.

But that's just me, I just wouldn't ******* like the guy, if you've ever looked for someone to try some of those wrestling moves on? Well here's the ****** to try that tripple-ballsack twistery spin of disintegration on.

Some might go ''Oh but he's got a knife!'' Yeah well I got a ******* kitchen, I got one too, he's fighting for his enjoyment, I'm fighting for my life, I'd take my lazy lard ass to my 3rd floor apartment balcony and try some parkour to get to ground level and what not to dodge that ******, I just know, I want to beat his ass to the point that he'd weep and pray to Satan himself to bring him screaming into hell if it'd make the pain in his ass go away when ever he has to take a ****.

And glad you enjoyed the comment.
#47 to #46 - xxhadesflamesxx
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Well what do you expect from a creepypasta realistic stories
#48 to #47 - certifiedidiot
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Games can force me to deal with what is supposedly scary even though it's unrealistic, thus forcing some of the scariness down my throat, creepypasta I just go ''Well that's a load of bull..''

Then some scary games throw in weapons, which is a big mistake, like Dead Space, the second game, got a sniper rifle, upgraded it, I swaggered through that game while listening to ''Moves like Jagger'' one shoting enemies, hell at that point the only scares were jump scares, but those made me flinch which made me hit my mouse button, so when ever the ******* jumped out infront of me, the problem solved itself.

That and games and movies got many more input elements to them.
#12 to #8 - arandomanon ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I'm curious though...
#51 to #12 - bipplenurp
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I just clicked on your suspicious picture of Zelda


I hope the internet understands a joke
#63 to #51 - studbeefpile
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(10/12/2013) [-]
What if Zelda was a girl?
#207 to #63 - jacksipian
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(10/12/2013) [-]
******* Kappa.
#211 to #207 - studbeefpile
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=Dog Face (no space)
#43 to #12 - irsmrt
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#16 to #12 - weefee
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(10/12/2013) [-]
you regretted it didnt you
#17 to #16 - arandomanon ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I only had time to post the comment and little more. I'm still thinking whether click on it or not.
#18 to #17 - weefee
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(10/12/2013) [-]
listen to what link says is all i have to say
#19 to #18 - arandomanon ONLINE
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#10 to #8 - ponissuck
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I clicked and I lost several years of my life.
#9 to #8 - etiology
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