The best Dad ever. From Imgur. My sister recently came out as a lesbian. She introduced her new girlfriend Ibit on the weekend- After a while, and from out o' .
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The best Dad ever

 
The best Dad ever. From Imgur. My sister recently came out as a lesbian. She introduced her new girlfriend Ibit on the weekend- After a while, and from out o' .

From Imgur

My sister recently came out as a lesbian. She introduced her new girlfriend Ibit on the weekend- After
a while, and from out o' . my dad said: "So, are you two going to stay were and have dinnerware
us? Or are you planning on eating out?" He burst out with laughter and ran to we stairs giggling.
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User avatar #8 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [+] (78 replies)
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Totally ******** .
this was the real post > scetch.net/alts.txt
#4 - fauxgladiator ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
Read it as "My dad recently came out as a lesbian" and didn't realize I was wrong until last sentence.
#5 to #4 - isaacbn (10/12/2013) [-]
me 2
User avatar #60 to #4 - missrainbowdash (10/12/2013) [-]
the dad could be mr. garrison
#2 - crazyolitis (10/11/2013) [-]
Joke is overused and as a result has become not so funny to me anymore. But for some reason imagining that guy giggling up the stairs just makes me laugh.   
   
MFW my completely non-sexual laughing picture has been flagged for some 			*******		 reason and can't be posted anymore.
Joke is overused and as a result has become not so funny to me anymore. But for some reason imagining that guy giggling up the stairs just makes me laugh.

MFW my completely non-sexual laughing picture has been flagged for some ******* reason and can't be posted anymore.
User avatar #54 to #2 - lagingerninja (10/12/2013) [-]
Faved for gif. ******* love nova
User avatar #87 to #2 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
There's a completely innocent gif of Pikachu that's banned.
Not sure why.
User avatar #102 to #87 - blacklightsun (10/12/2013) [-]
Also a .gif of an innocent cute girl asking for sauce in a nice manner... Why would that get flagged?
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User avatar #88 to #87 - lurg ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
because hes so damn sexy maybe?
User avatar #96 to #2 - pooflinger (10/12/2013) [-]
just change the color of a pixel
User avatar #6 to #2 - zight (10/12/2013) [-]
Open it, and edit it or just save as something else. you should be able to post it again
User avatar #22 to #2 - demonican (10/12/2013) [-]
I'm curious as to what it is, follow the first answers steps and show me :3
User avatar #24 to #22 - crazyolitis (10/12/2013) [-]
Just reverse image searched. Here you go: www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZisV0mWS3RmN0ySdZ5tH3Qve0KGTao73Jsf2hJAPNjwTMEbmk9BqunM5W0_1sHDYPlxXkZ7SeA6Jmyd09Npjj53epzw3_1f02ec7TZbMlg2kNIiWSIO94ZFJ0HxPsc1iWJX1HOXdy_1UVR4Rjg4Qxyj7PkJGu0UKJ4zoD0uI4GJDF715Dtuw9gPTnw-l3xHP0QZUoG4l1Payo9x_1lM-Lxcqrr89G3XeMq9AhehqaVrnFtXIQqzJjBGsXIqhiJ_1Y-D7kulo_1-YwHdL_1IUGUVEfaDdneJ6fKBgzxVZiQMdyqLw9PK9Vfv9XIEyvZ7MfKtc7QmH4Ha_1USLRtJZqnlkYNiVQrIEJKJSiIrXD5GuTV4r5_1WHskQ55amjmmXvGHj2U9D5EYbVa57_1IvTR0fv_19gQ_1ZPAgQk8LxZEJZJ8NL2dKT57pw_10jz5wB484vjvdgUj7IbSIXCkAnEgaCBHKZVF6K_1BdyMA0let8Rw2obYdbLZ6KH5_1U8a9j6vwuQPByc0HkZkykht6K0068lFSTklXU7Ck-i3CCk5LvUzaAX8huV_1qWseGCUiDWd2EQdizG7tKFmbv9dvJJW94A6PhmxWFVxGJnlIgjTi8IJmNTYDKE6UL7JFg9mm0jH_1yPdaBVMlk0bMCJiR_1lGBPN3oJz85B7Jj5hN_1TNSzSB80L519kY_1TWEFNvgMwNNNmZU-zAU6mG9bC9jtprRzA18Qv-Jv8l6BbbNd2oJPrAKWU8igvmqH0xJBvq84rStId3T8bAXmi9-YJ9Be-QpfDdhbVz2Ig4Yl8Vjv66GVvNSIZodJ-fAST3CLbu1YGQh0WXeQGrn-lYXo2IECUTg5B5U4rPj1NBlvmJOWGe2Fn4Zqhs4Av97WKgau07ymouH-5OxW-EEob-ngMUj2AyvklSUlebPITSSHNq9d24k0mmkcIMydlC2l2DZPGd3559UYCNc0J9Pen5u_1bTSWYwagk3u4srg8LC1Vdn4LoJg0rRBN_1GQssrJsDBPhBpPGHhAa_1j9crofnYzC3Er7xQSTRwJTTpzXE5zLTDW7veqS-oKJjvxVR-cvw_1gNzRQ08n36LKjGjdC9OwSdRnmPSIrAFthRpKcFFPnQh6remZS-qmetDbxVocCTRY64WlTIc0DHc2bpH4AbTMQQXF8V0JdZigUdbhBilnXXpJjIcNyxE_1G1B6YM_1kJ8n7lA54ds1yLkypikh1NU4Gn77pi4kSHL-_1C6XYGBF6G_1gnRjBQ4P7RAbutDfVqmOXwJQKkE0mql-0bbCjX5SyGGdVAjKkgHdbYdC4o4kFgyhVXQjFK_1icn--e1lK8sLbM32YGnCc2WC1gyq1jBol0DU3m2svPy8uDk6HkeIuGk89j0VwQ6f6RRbEwenjHVIYWxY2gFpg1frM

Jeez that's a long url.
User avatar #142 to #24 - miscarriage (10/12/2013) [-]
what
why is that flagged.
User avatar #145 to #142 - crazyolitis (10/12/2013) [-]
Because addy. That's why.
User avatar #66 to #24 - blokrokker ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
That got flagged? What the **** ? I think there's a few trolls who go around flagging random pics so that nobody can use them. That whole system's automated, so admin doesn't have any real control over that, I think.
User avatar #25 to #24 - demonican (10/12/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #26 to #25 - crazyolitis (10/12/2013) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #23 to #22 - crazyolitis (10/12/2013) [-]
I don't even have photoshop or windows paint.
User avatar #65 to #23 - trivdiego (10/12/2013) [-]
what, do you have a mac? pixlr is an online site that offers free editing tools
User avatar #111 to #99 - crazyolitis (10/12/2013) [-]
Yes.
#27 to #2 - feffog (10/12/2013) [-]
TIP edit the image slightly, then post it,
#28 to #27 - crazyolitis (10/12/2013) [-]
I can't edit or make it different.
I can't edit or make it different.
#29 to #28 - feffog (10/12/2013) [-]
addys face when



addys face when
User avatar #33 to #29 - crazyolitis (10/12/2013) [-]
Anyway, I reversed imgage searched it, and there's a ************* down there. So if you want to see it...
#11 to #2 - arandomanon (10/12/2013) [-]
I know that feel. For some reason, this was banned too some time ago. Admin and moderators are 			*******		 retarded.
I know that feel. For some reason, this was banned too some time ago. Admin and moderators are ******* retarded.
User avatar #31 to #11 - crossbone (10/12/2013) [-]
dude, can't you see his underwear? you can see his dick if you closely enough (something Admin and his mods -phanact included- usually focus on dicks )

and besides, Spidey is so sexy he is considered ****
User avatar #220 to #31 - arandomanon (10/13/2013) [-]
I totally forgot.
#59 - helenwheels (10/12/2013) [-]
Its so funny when PawPaw make jokes about your children having oral sex.

especially when its followed by him running up the stairs laughing and masturbating before he even gets to his room.
#82 - thorandahalf (10/12/2013) [-]
That's how I react to everything funny I say
That's how I react to everything funny I say
#135 to #82 - niggastolemyname (10/12/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at oh you .... mikasa ackerman! ** How I react.
#129 - mrimpossibro (10/12/2013) [-]
But what if one of those girls were edible?
#184 - almostninja (10/12/2013) [-]
> Work for a construction company with my dad
> We're tearing down an old house
> Have little spray bottles to mist the air, it keeps the dust from the drywall under control
> Working, I hear footsteps behind me
> Dad mists me in the face with his spray bottle
> Wtf dad
> He takes off running, hear him giggling like a kid all the way down the hallway
> Hear a loud bang, and him yell
> He ran into a ******* wall
User avatar #3 - dashgamer (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, my daughter and her partner are really creative! They learned to run with scissors.
#37 to #3 - anon (10/12/2013) [-]
Good. Pearl
User avatar #199 - yourAroach (10/12/2013) [-]
i had a friend whose mother found out she was a lesbian and she was telling me how her mother was pissed when she found out so my friend was getting an attitude back at her and then her mother yelled at her as she was walking away "go back in the closet and come out with a better attitude next time!"
#110 - cantankerousotter ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
This sounds exactly like something my dad would do. I really miss him. gif very unrelated
This sounds exactly like something my dad would do. I really miss him. gif very unrelated
User avatar #128 to #110 - saltyfries (10/12/2013) [-]
did he pass away or did he just move far away?
User avatar #163 to #128 - cantankerousotter ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
He passed away a few months ago. Thanks for asking
#205 to #163 - saltyfries (10/12/2013) [-]
i'm so sorry
User avatar #208 to #205 - cantankerousotter ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Thank you. Also thank you again for your virtual hug
#109 - anon (10/12/2013) [-]
I can only imagine the guy hue'ing up the stairs with a face of pure troll.
User avatar #50 - serterazi (10/12/2013) [-]
Then he burst into crying in his room.
User avatar #89 - welfarekid (10/12/2013) [-]
We can't even say lesbian? That's ridiculous. Because lesbians are offensive or because admin is just a ******* faggot? I'm going with the latter.
#1 - xdiabolicx ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #93 - sackit (10/12/2013) [-]
I dont get it
User avatar #94 to #93 - awildniglet (10/12/2013) [-]
"Eating out" a girl
User avatar #95 to #93 - bootyman (10/12/2013) [-]
He sais they are gona lick thier private parts
User avatar #97 to #95 - bootyman (10/12/2013) [-]
Pls dont ban me admin
User avatar #98 to #95 - sackit (10/12/2013) [-]
OH :3 thank you strangers both of you :3
User avatar #55 - unncommon (10/12/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that parents don't make jokes about their kids having oral sex. If they do, then that's ******* gross.
I know that these are in an attempt to make it seem like there's people out there who are accepting of gays and introduce humor into situations and it makes it seem like they're automatically best friends, but come on. These are cliche and silly now.
User avatar #56 to #55 - mylazy ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Really. Out of the millions of parents that exist out there, you don't think any of them would do this?
User avatar #57 to #56 - unncommon (10/12/2013) [-]
Out of the millions of parents that exist I don't think that 1/3 would do it. I've seen a post like this with different context every ******* day. It's old.
I support gay rights, but damn...come up with something original people!
#7 - anon (10/12/2013) [-]
The dad probably went back to his room and cried...
User avatar #193 to #7 - nicoquitemad (10/12/2013) [-]
At least she wont get pregnant by accident.
User avatar #14 to #7 - arandomanon (10/12/2013) [-]
Yeah because it's sooo terrible... I mean, your daughter is a lesbian. You better kill yourself.
#52 to #14 - Dwarf (10/12/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at Brutal ** If I had a kid that turned out to be gay, I'd probably be pretty upset because they wouldn't have biological children. I'm pretty sure that's the main issue for most parents, not just that their kid is a homosexual.
User avatar #219 to #52 - arandomanon (10/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for you then.
User avatar #61 - tokage (10/12/2013) [-]
I literally chocked on my breakfast after reading this lmfaoo!!!!
User avatar #76 to #61 - lurg ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
mmhmmm... what was your breakfast now?
User avatar #78 to #76 - tokage (10/12/2013) [-]
a turkey, bacon, lettuce ,and mayo sandwich, with a nice cup of coffee and a nice spliff.
User avatar #79 to #78 - lurg ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
sounds nice :3.

like your coffee black & strong/weak? (or what?)
User avatar #80 to #76 - tokage (10/12/2013) [-]
i like my coffee with a little milk, honey, sugar and some canna oil. to keep me nice during the day.
User avatar #81 to #80 - lurg ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
oiy! sounds good. i prefer black in any case though. why the canna oil? (on a side note wtf is it and what does it taste like?)
User avatar #83 to #81 - tokage (10/12/2013) [-]
the canna oil to make my coffee taste a little like bud, and canna oil is like this extract from the weed that get put into a liquid/oil form and you can put it on about anything you want but its best to smoke it in a blunt but you can also use it like i do lol for my coffee. im kinda of a big stoner lmfao
User avatar #84 to #83 - lurg ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
weed legal where you are at?
User avatar #85 to #84 - tokage (10/12/2013) [-]
not really lol...
User avatar #86 to #85 - lurg ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
lol
XD.
User avatar #103 to #86 - tokage (10/12/2013) [-]
yeah lol XD
User avatar #104 to #103 - lurg ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
well it was nice talking to you, have a nice day.
User avatar #72 to #61 - shenro (10/12/2013) [-]
it's not THAT funny.
User avatar #74 to #72 - tokage (10/12/2013) [-]
the only reason i chocked is because it caught me off guard and something similar happened to one of my friends lol. plus i really high lol
#202 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
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