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The Worst Customer Ever

So this story comes last out of the first batch because
people assumed it was going to be worth saving for last.
This takes place under the same company as the
douchebad story, but under a different franchise at a
different location. By this point I had to move back closer
to home for family reasons and could only manage to get a
half sales/ half tech job with the local franchise. Before the
change of stores I was promoted to a management
position so this half assed job was a step down.
The local people were usually good but as the area is full
of bogans (white trash), when they got mad they got
ballistic. This story starts with me filling in for the main tech
while he was off sick
shtanding at the tech counter
braging customer comes up, slaps a noinch monitor in its
box on the counter
GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY"
gno he wasn' t robbing us, he wanted a refund
gguy has to be on a whole bunch of drugs
knever seen him before but he ism happy to see me
ask for his invoice
ffirst thing I notice is the note details on his invoice
Display model, some scratches and superficial damage,
customer is aware"
monitor sold to him for , it was under cost
ait’ s only a week old, if its cactus he gets his money back
ggo to open the box
forces the box shut with his hand
Alt works fine idiot, its scratched up. I asked for a new
one"
ioffer to get the salesman who sold him the monitor
ttoo late, salesman saw the angry customer and
disappeared
starts to swear at me again
him I can' t refund it, there' s nothing wrong with it and
he knew what he was buying
ait’ s at this point that I notice that his daughter is standing
there timidly scared by what is going down
yhe starts to tell me to "hurry the fuck up and refund the
money"
bby this point in my career I pretty much refuse to talk to
any customer that swears at me
Sir, Id be happy to come to some sort of arrangement
but you’ re going to have to talk to me nicely, If you don' t
stop swearing at me Fm not going to respond to you"
you' ll respond when I fucking tell you to"
asside his invoice back towards him then just stand there
in silence looking right at him
tthe awkward silence starts to get too much for him and
he steps back, clenches his fist and jaw
The fucks your problem man, just give me my money"
mmore awkward silence.
don' t treat me like this infront of my daughter man she
doesn' t need to see this"
him I agree whole heartedly and ask him again to
calm down
don' t tell me what to fucking do"
go completely silent again, stick my hands in my pocket
and just give him an "l don' t give a fuck" kind of look.
silence finally tips him over the edge
don' t stare at me like that, that' s a threat and if you’ re
gonna threaten me we can take it outside, III fuckin beat
the shit out of you"
finally crack the shits, tell him to fuck himself and say Ill
be back with the store owner
about five levels of management and walk into the
boss' office
Boss, there' s an irate drugged up customer out there
who wants a refund, he just threatened to take me outside
for a fight, if you don' t sort this Fm doing it."
gguy looks big enough to smash me but id get the
afternoon off work
bby this point Fm shaking with anger myself.
aboss laughs at it and heads out
This boss was an oldschool guy, been in the business a
long time. Had been spoken down to by every customer
possible and never backed down from a single threat. But
always finds a solution.
aboss doesn' t stand behind the counter, instead he goes
and stands face to face with the rage machine
gguy gets all up in the bosses face.
aboss puts his hand up and says "step back, lower your
voice, and talk to me in a normal tone"
tthe guy recognises the lack of fear in the boss and
seems to calm down
the boss he is calling the Consumer Affairs line and
reporting the store
pulls his mobile phone out, flicks through it and
finds a number
yhere you go, give them a call. But for legitimate claims it
costs to lodge the case
calls the customers bluff.
shaniac decides to change to topic off Consumer Affairs
and back onto me
this piece of shit threatened mel"
did you threaten him Trips?"
the boss I refused to talk to him because of his
language and he took my silence as a threat
aboss says to the customer "how is that a threat? Are you
scared of silence?"
aadd "maybe that' s why he is so loud”
bset the customer off again.
By this point several customers have stopped to watch.
Most of the staff have backed away, except for the cashier
who is a few meters away and can' t go anywhere
aout of the blue the boss agrees to give the customer a
store credit, under certain conditions
yhe can' t spend it today and has to go home and calm
down
we ism allowed to talk to anyone but the boss for the
transaction
oonce that money is spent instore again he is banned from
the store
we agrees but he is still pissed
shigure Fm off the hook and won' t have deal with him
anymore
aboss hands me the paperwork
Trips will fill out your instore credit paperwork for you,
have a nice day"
aas soon as the boss is out of sight the raging asshole
starts going off worse than before, but quieter
battle axe of a woman printing photos nearby steps
forward
tthis lady looks like she' s gonna punch on
you could breed emotion, this woman was born from
stubborn and mentally unstable
sshe pushes the angry guy on the chest
jpg
shut your mouth will you? I shouldn' t have to hear your
bullshit while Fm printing my photos. These people are
good people and don' t need it either. And how dare you
act like that infront of your daughter"
angry guy is stunned,
Am stunned
eyes start to water, she can' t handle the stress
anymore
sure if a full blown fight is about to take place
think the lady would win though
aanother moment of silence, this the guy looks more
scared than angry.
what paperwork We done so far and quickly tell the
guy to come with me to the checkout to finalise the store
credit
the lady thanks and give her an appreciative nod
Fm at the counter filling out the last few pieces of
info I lean forward to write on the counter
gguy gets right up into my ear, inches away from me
astards poking me with his finger
hope you like living on centerlink (welfare) cause Fm
telling all my friends not to shop here, this place will go
broke and you and all your cunt little friends will lose their
jobs"
is now full blown crying and shaking
net
continues his rant, keeps poking me
sir don' t touch me"
sir I said keep your hand off me"
A try to block out as much as I can,
aif I get this done he is gone, I can go have a coffee, take
a shit, and try to calm myself down
karma is real, this guy should have ball cancer any
minute now.
tthen he says something and I just snapped
we shoved me a little harder than before
me " you’ re lucky III go easy on you when I flog
you after work"
my fists on the counter
back n lets out a little squeal
gget right up in the customers face with his invoice in my
hand
ppoint to his details on the invoice
yhis name, phone number, and his address
The difference between me and you? is I know where
YOU live"
his invoice from my hand, grabs his daughter
and takes off
istant there in silence for a while, raging, shaking, not
sure if my legs work
xsaberman snaps me back to consciousness
hoey shit bro, that was nuts"
lady from before is holding the cashier against her
giant bosom for comfort
sshe seems to have relaxed back to a gentle sob
ttell the salesman I' m havin a break and head to the
Lunchroom
I quit about two weeks later over a minor
disagreement with the boss, told him Ijust didn' t want to
work in retail or IT or anywhere with customers anymore,
specially not for a shit wage. I still don' t know exactly why
that guy came in so angry straight off the bat, maybe he
thought that would move things along faster, maybe he was
jacked up on coke or something. I kept that asshole' s
address and still know it now (four years later) but after a
few weeks decided that burning his house down, or
unzipping his couch cushions and taking a dump inside the
covers probably wasn' t worth the risk. Either way after a
little while offa ended up working for myself, howl choose
my customers, take on whatever kind of work I want, and
don' t have to put up with anyone' s shit. I guess I have that
prolapsed asshole to thank for making me step out of a shit
job.
This is the last of the five stories that I offered to tell but
there will be others.
HI probably tell everyone the incident that stopped me
searching through peoples dirty folders next, bring it back to
funny, cause this clearly wasn' t
...
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User avatar #259 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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#275 to #259 - pimpjesus
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moar?! MOAR!
moar?! MOAR!
#266 to #259 - anon id: d0b007b2
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>posted 5 minutes ago   
>dis gon be gud
>posted 5 minutes ago
>dis gon be gud
#349 to #259 - hashtronaut
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I love hearing these stories. it's like fj has its own freak show exhibit  at the carnival.
I love hearing these stories. it's like fj has its own freak show exhibit at the carnival.
User avatar #350 to #259 - aeros
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It's funny because by now, I don't need the link. ITS ON THE FP
User avatar #352 to #350 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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man it moved up so fast.
#375 to #259 - WillWalrus
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Oh my god thank you. I love these stories so much.
#393 to #259 - davidavidson
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#279 to #259 - bjartur
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I think we have the same colour
I think we have the same colour
#280 to #279 - bjartur
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nevermind
User avatar #347 to #279 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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yours is brighter....mine needs to be like that.
#2 - zombiejew
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I feel i'm the only one who doesn't like these
I feel i'm the only one who doesn't like these
#16 to #2 - resbiansrock
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Go **** yourself <3
#46 to #16 - zombiejew
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edge ass comment
edge ass comment
#127 to #2 - tittylovin
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You're not alone.
They're obviously fake. Real or not, either way they're just not entertaining.
Sirbrentcoe did the same thing, evidently people love getting mad at virtual customers through the internet.
Personally, I prefer a good **** story.
User avatar #357 to #127 - zombiejew
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Yeah I agree with you, But this site needs more OC and these stories may or may not be true but hey they are original.
#354 to #2 - anon id: 90ff6544
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>someone posts an honest opinion and gets thumbed down to **** yet seems like a chill guy
#355 to #354 - zombiejew
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Nah, people say i'm a dick. Just play league with me and you'll see what i'm like.
Nah, people say i'm a dick. Just play league with me and you'll see what i'm like.
User avatar #365 to #355 - klavs
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Okay, what's your summoner name?
User avatar #366 to #365 - zombiejew
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The Real Anthony :I
User avatar #368 to #366 - klavs
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With or without ":I" And what server?
User avatar #369 to #368 - zombiejew
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No :I, North America
User avatar #371 to #369 - klavs
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Oh, we can't play then I'm on EUW.
User avatar #372 to #371 - zombiejew
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Make a new account?
User avatar #373 to #372 - klavs
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Okay. Add "Fanta Klavs"
User avatar #374 to #373 - zombiejew
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Ill go on in a bit, I'm just surfing the web right now
#340 to #2 - gingerjew **User deleted account**
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God damn. Remind me to never state my opinion on fj
User avatar #356 to #340 - zombiejew
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Always have an opinion and don't be afraid to share it bud, If ya don't people will just try to walk all over you and take you for a pansy. Trust me I know
#21 to #2 - othymer
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Best of luck
User avatar #27 to #21 - zombiejew
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Oh hey man, I needed a picture like that. There was an old one I wanted to use but it has been lost for ages. It was a picture of a ship going down in a sea of red thumbs Titanic style and the **** yeah meme standing on top of it. Just had to ask
#36 to #27 - othymer
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This one?
User avatar #38 to #36 - zombiejew
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nah, it was made in like ms paint. THanks for that one though. It will see much use in the near future
#42 to #38 - othymer
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One unbreakable thumb against the coming darkness
One last thumb, forged in defiance of fate
Let them be my legacy to the content I viewed
And my final gift to the comment I failed
#45 to #42 - zombiejew
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I don't know how to respond to this
#169 to #45 - atomschlumpf
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I think you meant this one, so have it
User avatar #5 to #2 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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nope. Heaps of people don't like them. probably like 50+ negative comments per content. But thanks for your honesty
User avatar #7 to #5 - zombiejew
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lol, thanks for the comment not calling me a douche but there are some people who want to see opinions on this site burn
User avatar #14 to #7 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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yeah you will cop red thumbs for it, sorry about that. I can't be angry someone doesn't like my story. that would be a little to self righteous
#19 to #14 - zombiejew
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nah it's aight, im used to being thumbed to oblivion. After all these thumbs don't have any real effect on my life. But yeah keep these stories goin' man. You are helping this site a bunch by drawing attention to your comment therefore the site. so here is a funny pic in return for your influence
User avatar #114 to #19 - umjamlam
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Good God, Funnyjunk is being friendly again.

...I think I need to lie down.
User avatar #118 to #114 - zombiejew
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want it always?
User avatar #119 to #118 - zombiejew
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I ******** up I meant wasn't
#135 to #114 - anon id: 71adb34e
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it's just that time of day when the Canadians log on
User avatar #358 to #135 - zombiejew
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I do not hail from Canadia, friend. I am from gud ol 'Murica
#386 to #7 - hillbillypowpow
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You're comment just stated your opinion with no insult to the post or op, I see no reason to condemn you for it.
#387 to #386 - zombiejew
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Thanks bruh but its too late for people to realize that
Thanks bruh but its too late for people to realize that
User avatar #292 to #7 - sursum
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Look, you can have your opinion but don't cry out as if it is some great injustice if you get reds. Reds aren't crushing the expression of opinion on this site, they are other people exercising their own opinions. Should your comments be censored and thus deleted because it wasn't conforming the the majority, THEN It would be reasonable to claim that controversial opinions on this site aren't welcome.

Rant over, sorry 'bout that.
User avatar #351 to #292 - zombiejew
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Their thumbs hide my opinion thus making people think,"Hey an popular comment, I can't see it but i'll thumb it down anyways."
User avatar #376 to #351 - sursum
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I've probably missed something here, how is it hiding your comment? If you mean that it merely hides the content of the comment while still keeping it at the top of the content then surely those who blindest thumb down comments without reading them are certainly thumbing up comments, as your arguing that their thumbing methods revolve around the number and colour of thumbs it has yet received. The easy ability to un-hide your comment, it's location at the top and the fact that their are other filters for browsing comments mean that unpopular opinions are far from being censored.
User avatar #378 to #376 - zombiejew
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When a comment gets enough red thumbs it gets hidden
User avatar #381 to #378 - sursum
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So it is exactly as I described, I'll just sum it up again for you. While being hidden it does not actively delete it, it's location at the top or close to it remains and their are numerous other comment filters that place it unhidden and at the top for users. The amount of replies it has is testament to the exist acne of people who have read it. Thus it is in no way censored and it cannot be said that members of funnyjunk want to see opinions burned.
User avatar #383 to #381 - zombiejew
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I'm not saying anything about it being censored . Do you see the button that says hide above all comments? Hit it and you'll see what I mean. And when it is hidden it says show and most people just go with the bandwagon and thumb p or thumb down according to the amount of red or green thumbs it has. As for the thing about people that want to see comments burn I can assure you there are more than a few people on this site who like to see content and comments fail horribly and get thumbed down to the max. Thanks for explaining again even though I understood what your viewpoint was even though we have differing opinions on people of this site. Have a nice day my nig
User avatar #385 to #383 - zombiejew
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swag
User avatar #384 to #383 - sursum
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Ok, I get what your trying to say, I don't agree with it because I think you have just assumed the thumbing habits of the majority of people and that the existence of trolls everywhere means that they shouldn't be taken as an example of the community. But seeing as this whole discussion is rooted in opinions, then yes, lets agree to disagree.
User avatar #406 to #384 - hammarhead
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you know, I've been on this site for quite some time, and he's completely right. Whether content or comment, if it's funny or terrible, it'll either get a few thumbs, or a landslide. once people see that others are doing it, it makes it easier to do it yourself. I'm not saying everyone follows a few, but if a bunch of other people think a certain way, you're much more likely to be ok agreeing with it, or at least give it a lot more thought than that -1.
#148 to #5 - cazabrow
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I love how, when FJ see's that you accept this dude's opinion, he ends up getting green thumbs for his next comment.

It's like you're everyone role model - but for such stories it's worth it.
#298 to #5 - hammywh
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can I just say I hope you stay on this site for a while man, great stories, great guy, and this is the kind of work I might be going into so you got any tips?
#403 to #5 - twofreegerbils
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I like them babe
#364 to #5 - yuukoku
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You really do know how to deal with ass holes.   
   
Honestly, I would have hit the guy. Don't know how you did that.
You really do know how to deal with ass holes.

Honestly, I would have hit the guy. Don't know how you did that.
User avatar #97 to #5 - hawaiianhappysauce
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These are some of the best stories I've read. I will be sad if this is the last one.
User avatar #11 to #5 - fjisforfgts
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50 per content is a lot?..
User avatar #74 to #11 - godflash
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50+, as in around 50 negative comments, not 50% of the comments
User avatar #102 to #74 - fjisforfgts
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I know.. 50 red thumbs is nothing is what i'm saying
User avatar #112 to #102 - godflash
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oh sorry, I misread that as "50 per cent is a lot?"
User avatar #379 to #112 - fjisforfgts
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Haha not a problem
#44 - johnthemate
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the best part of the story is this moment right here.
#390 to #44 - anon id: 6e49ca10
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**anonymous rolled user friendlynuke **
User avatar #391 to #390 - friendlynuke
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anons r soooooo gross
User avatar #344 to #44 - timoyr
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I feel like that is something Walter White would say.
#282 to #44 - daffyduckyo
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mfw
mfw
#228 to #44 - mrsonic
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This is what instantly came to my mind.
#255 to #228 - greedtheavaricious
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Comment Picture
#103 to #44 - zerith
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User avatar #115 to #44 - umjamlam
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It honest to God felt good reading that.

Like a breath of fresh air after piles of waffle.
#25 - betta
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The whole time, I thought something like this was going to happen.
#58 - sasha
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&gt;Mfw story time is over
>Mfw story time is over
#189 to #58 - legitimately
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Hush, little one, there shall be more.
Hush, little one, there shall be more.
#251 to #189 - sasha
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Maybe...
Maybe...
User avatar #335 to #251 - legitimately
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Mind dumping your Sasha folder for me? I need more of her
#410 to #335 - sasha
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Sorry to say but I don't have much. I'm trying to edit some pictures and gifs and put her on iI'll give you my favorite.
Sorry to say but I don't have much. I'm trying to edit some pictures and gifs and put her on iI'll give you my favorite.
#414 to #410 - legitimately
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thx m8
User avatar #23 - somebee
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>I know where you live
#thiskillstheman

****** A, 10/10 would schadenfreude again
User avatar #116 to #23 - umjamlam
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Schadenfreude is a German word meaning taking pleasure in another being's suffering and/or death.

I felt like that needed to be clarified.
User avatar #234 to #116 - betta
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Thank you.
User avatar #130 to #23 - kirkbot
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so you could say... you feel Vorfreude to your next Schadenfreude
#258 to #130 - greedtheavaricious
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User avatar #231 - tripscausedthis [OP]
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It's been a long day and I'm ******* shattered right now, but if I can find it in me to boil the kettle and make some coffee you joyous ************* will find out why I don't look through customers personal stuff anymore.
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User avatar #256 to #231 - moevleboevle
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I can't wait!
User avatar #260 to #231 - xxxherfaultxxx
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reaaaaally looking forward to this
User avatar #263 to #261 - xxxherfaultxxx
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awesome.
#257 to #231 - thumbsalad
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Whenever I read these, I can always imagine it being in a Perth southern suburb.

Bogan central, man.
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from some of the things he's said in his stories i get the idea that he lives somewhere around rural nsw or qld, but i could totally see just about every story he's told happening in rockingham
User avatar #233 to #231 - zhank
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Thank you
User avatar #235 to #231 - jibb
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Yes pleease
#39 - locoargentine
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I lost my **** right here   
&gt;if karma is real, this guy should have ball cancer any minute now
I lost my **** right here
>if karma is real, this guy should have ball cancer any minute now
#18 - lordofarms
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Thanks for another great story, Mr.Trips
#68 - mattdoggy
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You are doing Gods work OP, may your future careers speed you to calmer paths   
 i know what it's like being in retail and dealing with those things (i can't call them people)
You are doing Gods work OP, may your future careers speed you to calmer paths
i know what it's like being in retail and dealing with those things (i can't call them people)
User avatar #72 to #68 - SilverBullet
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I know your pain, my friend. I worked at Walmart for 3 years. I just call them trash.
User avatar #125 to #68 - thesinful
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Not retail but 5 years at McDonald's. Though I did love what one manager did after a **** day and having to deal with a raging asshole of a customer.

Customer: "IF YOU DON'T GET ME MY FOOD RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS AND BURN THIS PLACE DOWN! etc etc."
Manager: *Reaches into pocket* "Sir, let's not resort to violence. Otherwise-" *Pulls out knife* "I will **** you up."

Officially, no one was allowed to have any sort of weapon in the store. Unofficially, only new people and a few others didn't carry a knife or box cutter. Made a fair bit of change sharpening knives for people.