The Woman I Love. .. In order to save my marriage i must kill the person im married to. funny american dad
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#164 - tgrove (12/29/2013) [-]
the barrel is a scope
#8 - hurleyy (12/28/2013) [-]
In order to save my marriage i must kill the person im married to.
In order to save my marriage i must kill the person im married to.
#40 to #8 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
Man, that's a BEAUTIFUL cock -- and a nice set of hairy, balls making hot loads of HIV semen! I'd love to have you impregnate a some of my CD4 cells. Then I'd have a strain of your descendants living in me always. Very Hot! Happy ******* , Brother! ;)
User avatar #79 to #8 - gorginhanson (12/29/2013) [-]
THAT'S THE JOKE
User avatar #99 to #8 - floydcalling (12/29/2013) [-]
The way that stick man is humping that Logic makes it appear to me as though he is hitting his own ass with it, rather than slamming his penis against it.
#31 to #8 - ettne (12/28/2013) [-]
can't find anything wrong with that
#14 to #8 - darkmagegf (12/28/2013) [-]
dan you're from hampton, you dont live dangerously
User avatar #36 to #14 - jacksipian (12/28/2013) [-]
do you know him personally or something?
#43 to #36 - darkmagegf (12/29/2013) [-]
Idk, lol. But i have a friend who goes on here and thats his last name...and what he posted sounded like him. I fugured if it wasnt him the guy would just brush it off, if it was him hed **** his pants
User avatar #9 to #8 - alstorp (12/28/2013) [-]
I wouldn't post that gif if i were you. I've seen people get banned using it.
#10 to #9 - hurleyy (12/28/2013) [-]
sometimes i like to live on the wildside
#11 to #10 - alphajunk (12/28/2013) [-]
#2cool
#54 to #11 - notstill (12/29/2013) [-]
He has more?
User avatar #148 to #54 - flomosho (12/29/2013) [-]
Who is this kid?
User avatar #150 to #148 - notstill (12/29/2013) [-]
That's what I want to know
#182 to #150 - anon (12/29/2013) [-]
If he has more of these i have alot of respect for this kid, being able to laugh at himself like that.
#139 to #11 - anon (12/29/2013) [-]
I actually find this kid kinda funny...
#26 to #23 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
Prove it. Post mild porn.
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#116 - deltared (12/29/2013) [-]
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#133 to #116 - turbotank (12/29/2013) [-]
**turbotank rolled user ronnocx ** this is your face
**turbotank rolled user ronnocx ** this is your face
User avatar #22 - thevsamovies (12/28/2013) [-]
JEWS CAN ACTUALLY READ BANK ACCOUNTS!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking or spending money on
this is the complete truth

The reason a lot of Jews have completely grinning faces, segregate from everybody
else-only associate with Jews and Zionists and don’t associate with non Jews that much,
and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read
bank accounts. If all over a billion Jews where to have all the money all the time just as much as non Jews, integrate and associate with non Jews much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read bank accounts by accidentally showing a pile of money or dirty look when someone buys something, or visually pictures something in their bank account
they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonderwhat that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Jews a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show greed when those people
think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Jews and Zionists so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your bank account something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Jews, and try looking for Jews who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone buying something they don’t like(SUCH AS LIBERTY), find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

You have to spread the message!!!
#82 to #22 - hueman (12/29/2013) [-]
I do believe we've found the next big thing besides "Asians can read minds."
I do believe we've found the next big thing besides "Asians can read minds."
#56 to #42 - cenderer ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
#29 to #22 - alekksandar (12/28/2013) [-]
Silly goy, guy, stop babbling such nonsense!
#83 - anon (12/29/2013) [-]
I JUST SHAVED MY BUTT HOLE AND NOW IT'S BLEEDING. THERE WAS TOO MUCH HAIR IN MY BUTT AND IT FELT LIKE THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING UP THERE. I WAS SICK OF ADJUSTING IT EVER FEW MINUTES. SHAVING IT WAS FINE UNTIL THE END WHEN I NOTICED IT WAS BLEEDING IN THAT STRETCH OF SKIN WHERE MY ASS MET MY DICK. WHEN I SEEN BLOOD ON THE RAZOR I FREAKED. THEN I PUT A WASHCLOTH UP THERE THAT IS NOW SOAKED WITH BLOOD AND **** . THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SHAVE YOUR ASS.
User avatar #92 to #83 - akho (12/29/2013) [-]
I scratch it so hard it starts bleeding and then blood mixes up with **** and it stinks so ******* horrible. I sometimes smell my fingers and I just can't stand the **** smell. Whenever I check my panties in the morning they smell like dead things and I'm like "oh yeah I'm doing this tomorrow"
#98 to #83 - jalthelas (12/29/2013) [-]
You must be retarded, because I never have problems shaving my rectum.
User avatar #93 to #83 - Rideandrum (12/29/2013) [-]
all my nope
#161 to #83 - gobulingreen **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
#88 to #83 - lotlizard (12/29/2013) [-]
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#5 - include ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
#12 - nekaz (12/28/2013) [-]
what is this family guy hurrhurr
#15 to #12 - Jowi ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
link to it? that's so hilarious
User avatar #13 to #12 - mustlol (12/28/2013) [-]
I...I couldn't finish the video. That Roger costume is so disturbing I had to close it.
#28 to #13 - confusedasian (12/28/2013) [-]
For some reason, I have a very strong theory that this is from some pornographic video.

Seeing as you couldn't finish watching it, you obviously know where it's from. Can you tell me please? Either that I'm right, but I'm a pervert, or that I'm wrong, but I'm still a pervert.
User avatar #195 to #28 - mustlol (12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah it is.
User avatar #58 to #28 - bigboyblue (12/29/2013) [-]
It is indeed a pornographic video, sir.
User avatar #35 to #12 - elmarcocfc (12/28/2013) [-]
Let's be honest. We've always wanted to **** Haley.
#123 - deviroux (12/29/2013) [-]
woo broken gifs
woo broken gifs
#2 - adu (12/28/2013) [-]
186 thumbs and one comment. What ******* is this.
#18 to #2 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
why are you using sanji all the time?
#19 to #18 - adu (12/28/2013) [-]
It's what I doooo.
User avatar #3 to #2 - swagloon (12/28/2013) [-]
normal ******* .
#4 to #2 - include ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
You can change it.    
   
You have it set as hot, set the filter to thumbs. To view it as the old same way
You can change it.

You have it set as hot, set the filter to thumbs. To view it as the old same way
#103 - johrny (12/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #140 to #103 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
**** off FAGGOT
#141 to #140 - johrny (12/29/2013) [-]
Hard words there buddy.
Did somebody just **** in your cereals this morning or what?!
User avatar #142 to #141 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
go back to the ponyfag board. nobody wants your mlp ****
#146 to #142 - johrny (12/29/2013) [-]
First off:
1. First comment is extremly relevent to topic if we ignore the mlp context
2. My gif is from a brutal mlp parody, kiddo.
3. Go away and be senseless angry somewhere else, hobo.
#172 to #146 - antitrollingleague (12/29/2013) [-]
For you ^^
For you ^^
#154 to #142 - anon (12/29/2013) [-]
Thanks for making the insult bold, I almost thought you had something better to do with your time.
Get a life outside of bitching about someone that likes a TV show. Seriously, you can hate it as much as you like, but YOUR opinion won't change that of hundreds of others. Grow up, and ignore what you don't like.
#183 to #140 - booped (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm assuming your trolling here but, What's wrong with the occasional pony related Gif or image once in awhile? I see gifs of anime all the time on Non-Anime posts quite often and I hate anime yet I'm not bothered. As long as people aren't posting things like "HAHA PONAAAYYYYZZZ! WHAT?! YOU DON'T!? LIKE THEM?! **** YOU!" Then I'm fine with anyone posting something from their fandom as long as it's in moderation.
#97 - anisbanana (12/29/2013) [-]
That completely defeats the purpose of a crosshair.
#48 - bronyquest **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
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#100 - Aidanlewis (12/29/2013) [-]
I remember when this website actually used to be funny.
User avatar #101 to #100 - vampireshy (12/29/2013) [-]
yeah
then you signed up
#105 to #101 - Aidanlewis (12/29/2013) [-]
Some things are funny on here, and to be honest I enjoy reposts even if ive seen them. But knowing someone can just caption some lame joke from American Dad (not slating it, I love the program but this pun isn't even funny) and make it to front page is just shocking.
User avatar #110 to #105 - vampireshy (12/29/2013) [-]
yeah, you're right
this site actually has really gone to ****
addy's just beating a dead horse with this ****
User avatar #102 to #100 - cycloneclone (12/29/2013) [-]
You grew up.
#127 to #100 - houseofwolf (12/29/2013) [-]
Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked...
#132 to #127 - calvarylad (12/29/2013) [-]
Well played sir
Well played sir
User avatar #131 to #127 - lastweek (12/29/2013) [-]
... then everything changed, when I realized I had seen all these posts several times already and the site actually remained the same... just saying except for some stupid dumbass extremists that keep nagging about things to people who don't care and people who visit this place now being unable to take or even comprehend a joke that could in any way be interpreted as offensive to anyone anywhere.
#20 - pulluspardus (12/28/2013) [-]
Those upside-down eyes doe.
#41 to #20 - groovierpoet (12/28/2013) [-]
something about this just makes me feel werid..
something about this just makes me feel werid..
#33 to #20 - thelegitmetalhead (12/28/2013) [-]
MS Paint skills off the charts
User avatar #21 to #20 - kylarak (12/28/2013) [-]
Eyelids also close from the bottom, didn't you know that? It's the difference between a fake and a real smile, usually.
User avatar #119 to #21 - alxon ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
So, what means a smile is fake? Top eyelids or bottom?
User avatar #144 to #119 - cormy ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
If the bottom don't come it, it's said to be fake.
User avatar #147 to #144 - alxon ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Thanks. (Holy hell your text is annoying to read.)
User avatar #156 to #147 - cormy ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Ah, sorry lol
User avatar #37 to #21 - jacksipian (12/28/2013) [-]
who smiles with their eyelids?
User avatar #44 to #37 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Humans
User avatar #47 to #44 - jacksipian (12/29/2013) [-]
then what am i?
User avatar #51 to #47 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2013) [-]
Fungus.
User avatar #128 to #52 - zabrakel (12/29/2013) [-]
At least you're a fun-gi.
User avatar #129 to #128 - jacksipian (12/29/2013) [-]
oh my god, you punny bastard.

that actually made me laugh though, thumb for you, huzzah!
User avatar #53 to #52 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2013) [-]
Don't worry, at least your name isn't Pupert.
User avatar #95 to #53 - yunogasaii (12/29/2013) [-]
Pubert*

And I wonder if he has any achievements.
User avatar #130 to #95 - holycrapimacupcake (12/29/2013) [-]
This guy gets it.
User avatar #57 to #53 - jacksipian (12/29/2013) [-]
yeah, i guess that is one thing better than this.
User avatar #185 - cumfartz (12/29/2013) [-]
both family guy and american dad are ****
User avatar #187 to #185 - urfunnyman (12/29/2013) [-]
you seem a little angry what seems to be on your mind champ
User avatar #188 to #187 - cumfartz (12/29/2013) [-]
anal sex and violent behavior
#189 to #188 - urfunnyman (12/29/2013) [-]
and how does that make you feel?
User avatar #191 to #189 - gtk (12/29/2013) [-]
Well for one, his name is cumfartz. That can't be good for his health, or self esteem.
User avatar #192 to #191 - cumfartz (12/29/2013) [-]
that's my alter-ego, you scat-fetish twink.
User avatar #190 to #189 - cumfartz (12/29/2013) [-]
it makes me feel good
but very very angry and hostile
very tense
User avatar #17 - youmotherfather (12/28/2013) [-]
god the animation is awful, why do people watch this crap?
User avatar #24 to #17 - leonhardt (12/28/2013) [-]
Because you're adopted.
User avatar #25 to #24 - youmotherfather (12/28/2013) [-]
i doubt it
#16 - traffy (12/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #16 - shadowbreech (12/29/2013) [-]
That is definitely the weirdest boner I've ever seen
User avatar #50 to #45 - Mesmus (12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah i guess you can say its the boner version for kids...
#38 - lavatofire (12/28/2013) [-]
<---lol veiw this at this time.

User avatar #49 to #38 - FightClub (12/29/2013) [-]
it's been a while since i've seen one of these posts
#94 to #38 - medzebra (12/29/2013) [-]
should i be worried?
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