The Ultimate Butthurt. I don't think any amount of butthurt ointment is going to fix that... If you've never broken your tailbone? don't. Devote your life to preserving that goddamned thing. Imagine an invisible midget. Now imagine that midget stabbing  wasted Butt
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#7 - dcj (06/15/2014) [-]
If you've never broken your tailbone? 			*******		 don't. Devote your life to preserving that goddamned thing.   
   
Imagine an invisible midget. Now imagine that midget stabbing at the top of your ass crack with a prison shiv, eighteen times a minute at random intervals.   
   
Sit down? STAB. Stand up? STAB. Shift your weight from foot to foot. STAB 			*************		 STAB.   
   
This poor 			************		.
If you've never broken your tailbone? ******* don't. Devote your life to preserving that goddamned thing.

Imagine an invisible midget. Now imagine that midget stabbing at the top of your ass crack with a prison shiv, eighteen times a minute at random intervals.

Sit down? STAB. Stand up? STAB. Shift your weight from foot to foot. STAB ************* STAB.

This poor ************ .
User avatar #21 to #7 - fuckscreennames (06/16/2014) [-]
though i've never broken mine, i have badly bruised it before and i can confirm this. i'm sure it's nowhere near as bad as breaking it would be, but i had all the same pains. its something i would only wish on the worst of enemies
User avatar #23 to #7 - hiukuss (06/16/2014) [-]
My tailbone specifically the coccyx is deformed, so instead of it going down, it goes across, almost 90 degrees.
**** ******* hurts.
User avatar #16 to #7 - BerryLicious (06/16/2014) [-]
Not to mention random ******* stabs when you lie down or sit down. Lie on your back? STAB. Lie on your side? STAB. Lie on your tummy? STAB.
Took six weeks of that before it stopped hurting.
#8 - HardyUndertook ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
#13 - therealslimjim (06/15/2014) [-]
Relevant
#25 - bensho (06/16/2014) [-]
Love these
Love these
User avatar #28 to #25 - plyxo (06/16/2014) [-]
me too
#10 - igelior (06/15/2014) [-]
>hfw
#1 - ihearcolors (06/15/2014) [-]
could have been worse i mean there could have been a dildo behind it and then he would have landed on it..... and that is how he lost his virginity. dragon dildos
#3 to #2 - ihearcolors (06/15/2014) [-]
well he could have landed on a pile of dragon dildos that were set on fire while cannibals danced around the fire singing its raining men
#4 to #3 - ichies (06/15/2014) [-]
Are you Hitler?!
#5 to #4 - ihearcolors (06/15/2014) [-]
oh Scheiße er heraus ich bin hitler
#24 - guu (06/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #20 - manicos (06/16/2014) [-]
can someone please make a dark souls version of this
#12 - micekill ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
didn't he actually break some bones?
User avatar #14 to #12 - frankjeager ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, If I remember correctly he broke two of his lower vertebrate
User avatar #17 to #14 - shadownigga (06/16/2014) [-]
I think he shattered 3 vertebrae and his pelvis.
#15 to #14 - micekill ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
damn dude
#18 to #12 - pathasgum ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
i remember watching something on this, it was like an interview with the guy who did it

pepsi no but apparently hes paralyzed
#19 to #18 - micekill ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
it is not nice to lie
#9 - fuckadeer (06/15/2014) [-]
viva la resolution
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