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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - blancka
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Incredibly fake, but still worth reading
#328 to #8 - thevoodoofrog
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Have you ever actually spent time around the mentally handicapped (See dictionary: Tards)?

They're violent little *****, and they're pretty much like this story.
User avatar #122 to #8 - skullzer
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i hope, i really do hope its fake
#161 to #122 - anon id: d3692cc8
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same here
#27 - tugaii
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Quite possibly one of my favorite greentext of all time
Quite possibly one of my favorite greentext of all time
#159 to #27 - xnachelpor
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Quite possibly one of my favorite gifs of all time
Quite possibly one of my favorite gifs of all time
#96 to #27 - girrafalopegis
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One of my favorites.
User avatar #28 to #27 - thegrimreaver
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My personal favorite tard greentext is the Tale of Fats McGee and his Retard Three.
User avatar #92 to #28 - queeftarts
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Just read it. That was the best green text I have ever read in my life.
i.imgur.com/AKdgk.png
User avatar #268 to #92 - joshkroger
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It's glorious
User avatar #235 to #92 - fuckscreennames
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my god that was amazing
User avatar #144 to #92 - deescalation
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That was beautiful
User avatar #286 to #92 - badboywantsu
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thank you
#276 to #92 - swagbot
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Read the whole thing.

No Regrets... just Sweet, Sweet Dreams....
#51 to #28 - dysfunctionate
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My favorite was of Neal
#353 to #51 - xast
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User avatar #244 to #51 - EdwardNigma
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Neal and Fats Mcgee happen to be my favourites.
User avatar #135 to #51 - deescalation
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That was a really good one
#67 to #28 - funnyjunkforlife
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i dont think you read the adventures of foodbro ?
#148 to #67 - chimpaflimp
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Comment Picture
User avatar #281 to #67 - thegrimreaver
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I have read foodbro before, and it is indeed one of my favorite greentexts, but I did say FM&RT is my favorite tard greentext.

Though I suppose Doradus could be considered a tard in her own, unique, moon-like way.
#123 to #67 - anon id: edf2090d
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How the **** am I supposed to read that?
User avatar #348 to #123 - funnyjunkforlife
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i am sorry i didnt check but last time i posted it
it was full version
idk y it became a thumbnail
#111 to #67 - thelowbrass
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you saved the thumbnail...
#127 to #111 - mikthacool
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Got it
User avatar #208 to #127 - originialname
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I love you for bringing this into my life
#152 to #127 - deescalation
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That story so was so infuriating, yet so great, that I wished it never ended. This story brought a tear to my eye.
That story so was so infuriating, yet so great, that I wished it never ended. This story brought a tear to my eye.
#199 to #152 - mikthacool
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It is indeed a beautiful tale from the lands of the interwebz!!

*roll image*
#200 to #199 - mikthacool
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******, hands down i have forgotten how to roll......
******, hands down i have forgotten how to roll......
#209 to #200 - originialname
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**originialname rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at i cri errytim ** replace image with picture
#358 to #209 - mikthacool
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**mikthacool rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at so without trees the spiders win?! ** spanx man
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#129 to #127 - thelowbrass
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Thanks
#40 to #28 - tugaii
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That is also a classic if you could post it then it would be appreciated
#226 to #28 - blargheon
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That was AMAZING!!
#41 to #28 - mystacheisop
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User avatar #311 to #28 - symmiie
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That one is ******* amazing.
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#174 to #28 - vetrngrbando
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I also enjoy heyphil...
User avatar #149 to #28 - chimpaflimp
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Top 3 (Equal)
The Chronicles of Fats Mcgee & The Retards Three
The Legend of Foodbro
The Tale of Tommy

Someone should really compile all the best greentext stories and make them into a book. I would do it, but I'm incredibly lazy.
User avatar #91 to #28 - sineztro
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can you pm them to me?
#88 to #28 - goingbig
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can you post that in a reply for me ?
User avatar #59 to #28 - toncheky
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Oh **** yes.
User avatar #38 to #28 - morskoj
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OH MY GOD, DO YO HAVE IT?
#44 to #38 - xast
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This one is READABLE, sorry for last one
User avatar #77 to #44 - rakuraimasuta
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That was pure gold
#43 to #38 - xast
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This one is also a good read, I've got most of them saved up
User avatar #278 to #43 - chimpaflimp
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But...what happened next with Tardchan...I must know!
IhaveaMIGHTYNEED.jpg
#308 to #43 - tugaii
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Please tell me you have more
#352 to #308 - xast
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Of course, just don't go around posting this as content
#365 to #352 - tugaii
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I was referring to the tard chan stories but Neal was worth a good laugh.
#368 to #365 - xast
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Couldn't find. Apologizing with 4chan related screencaps.
#369 to #368 - tugaii
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You tried.
User avatar #367 to #365 - xast
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I have that one saved I think, looking for it now
#42 to #38 - xast
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Here you go.
#45 to #42 - tugaii
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Thanks you
Thanks you
User avatar #29 - christheace
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tards should be euthanized at birth
User avatar #54 to #29 - slothmaster
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Mein Neger.jpg
User avatar #66 to #29 - toosexyforyou
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agreed
User avatar #32 to #29 - agrofenlas
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*Dangerous and harmful idiots*
User avatar #342 to #29 - dapianoman
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No, they should be ******* aborted, which 92% of them are. Why the **** would you kil la ******* baby when you could abort the fetus you tard
User avatar #346 to #342 - christheace
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either way they shouldn't exist
User avatar #371 to #346 - dapianoman
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Either way? Nah you're ******* stupid.
User avatar #373 to #371 - christheace
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k
#31 to #29 - bossben
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But what would we write greentext stories about?
But what would we write greentext stories about?
User avatar #33 to #31 - agrofenlas
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Whores.
User avatar #279 to #31 - chewgum
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Dude this gif is so freakin hilarious I lub u
User avatar #84 to #31 - splattercrap
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What is that clip from?
#303 to #84 - ncsutroll
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the hunger games.
User avatar #277 to #84 - psychoticartist
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Mario Party: Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing
#98 to #84 - anon id: 14af5f76
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Season 3 Finale of Game of Thrones
User avatar #189 to #98 - meganinja
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no, Luigi's everybody's favorite character. You can't have him live.
#4 - wydell
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That's what I call a happy ending
That's what I call a happy ending
#3 - anon id: 93625247
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Every time I read one of these I have to wonder, why the hell no one does anything about it, I mean kids are getting hurt enough to go to the hospital, that kid should get suspended or go to juvie, he should at least be watched at all times. It really shouldn't have gotten to the point of someone being traumatized by it.
#9 to #3 - anon id: ffcbe5d0
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Welcome to the American Schooling System. Where the victims usually get in more trouble than the bullies
User avatar #10 to #9 - mooproxy
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British system too, while we're at it.

It seems it's too much effort to fill out forms to isolate or expel a pupil, but letting them scar a person for life is perfectly fine.
#11 to #10 - fuckatron
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Honestly, I say we just kill all the bullies. I have seen way too many occasions where the physical bullying has gotten out of hand and nobody does anything, so I say we gather up all the kids we know are bullies, whether they are Tards, Bieng abused at home, whatever, and just put them in a ring. Whoever survives at the end is given a 10 dollar giftcard to burger king or something. They are not giving anything to society but pain and suffering, and are probably just going to end up flipping burgers anyway. Like in this story, at the point where he started forming a ******* gang of gimps, somebody should have just done away with him.
Honestly, I say we just kill all the bullies. I have seen way too many occasions where the physical bullying has gotten out of hand and nobody does anything, so I say we gather up all the kids we know are bullies, whether they are Tards, Bieng abused at home, whatever, and just put them in a ring. Whoever survives at the end is given a 10 dollar giftcard to burger king or something. They are not giving anything to society but pain and suffering, and are probably just going to end up flipping burgers anyway. Like in this story, at the point where he started forming a ******* gang of gimps, somebody should have just done away with him.
User avatar #24 to #11 - mooproxy
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The only issue with that being that we'd be naturally selecting the most violent and dangerous bullies.
#26 to #24 - fuckatron
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Well wouldn't they be kind of traumatized from having to kill all those other people and seeing all hat death, sure one or two may embrace it and snap, but there's always the fact that they'll get guned down in self defense by somebody.
User avatar #17 to #11 - Denmarrk
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I would like to back up the statement of victims getting in more trouble than bullies.

In middle school there was this kid. Used to verbally abuse me and physically abuse me. Biggest rule in that school was no hands on each other, at all. if you were hugging someone a teacher would question the **** out of you. This kid hit me due to me stepping back and accidentally stepping on him. I was so **** angry at that kid that I shoved him and he went flying. Rest of the period he insulted me. Next period he starts **** again. I complain to the dean about him and the dean has the ******* balls to tell me that I was just overreacting about it. Same with all the teachers.

TL;DR America's school system is so jacked up.
User avatar #23 to #17 - mooproxy
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British too.
I've had some kid (and his gang of gimps) seek me out every day, drag me down to this more secluded area of school, and beat the **** out of me with sticks (and their fists) and whatever else they could find. After months of this and assorted non-bullying-related teachers find it happening, the head of bullying related matters gave me the insightful advice "try to avoid them"

Like I said above, it's too much effort to save a kid it would seem.
User avatar #25 to #23 - Denmarrk
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"Try to avoid them" has been told to me so many times.

Holy **** we go to the same school how am I supposed to avoid them lay down and pretend i'm not there?
#263 to #17 - anon id: 7b295496
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The only solution I've found to bullies is to actually resort to a physical altercation. I'm not a violent person, and I detest any form of violence. But I have no tolerance at all for bullies, this is after I was bullied for several years and all through middle school. High school rolls around, and I'm no longer going to stand for it.

Junior year comes, and some asshole named Jose starts giving me a hard time. He's a overweight mexican, and a bit of a swaggot (you know those shirts and hats). He starts hanging around my friends, and constantly putting his arm around me, taking my backpack, etc. typical a-hole behavior.

So one day, he starts throwing things at me, and shooting rubberbands at me. I told him if he shoots one more that he'll regret it. He does, and I ended up hitting him. Grabbed him around the neck, and landed a few punches to his neck. Teachers and administration who were standing maybe 5 meters away don't even notice.

That guy wont even look me in the eye anymore.
User avatar #360 to #263 - Denmarrk
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Ooooh ****, good job. I did resort to hitting the kid whenever he wanted to start, and I plan on taking care of any bullies for the rest of my high school career with my fists. I may be a girl but I can take down any senior guy if it was necessary.
#19 to #17 - fuckatron
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**** teachers, I've had experiences just like that in elementary school, but I always followed that up by arguing further with the teacher. And if that didn't work, I would beat the **** out of the bully, at least until fourth grade where I stopped that all together.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Denmarrk
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I did hit that kid almost every time he hit me once I realized no one was going to do anything.
#21 to #20 - fuckatron
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good on ya then.
#46 to #11 - icechunk
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Centuries of humanistic development are going down the drain here.
#15 to #11 - glenncocoo
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Or do it like God Bless America, but just with bullies. : )
#18 to #15 - fuckatron
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Amen bro.
User avatar #37 to #10 - syntheticdoll
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Letting the bullies do their business is not the only problem. If you get tired of their **** and stand up for yourself and fight back, the school will be more than happy to punish you with the reasoning that violence is not the answer, you should find other ways to solve it (like telling to the teachers who don't do **** about it?). The best method for that is what I heard from my father. When he was in the army, it was their business to make each other behave well, so if someone was causing trouble, they tought him a lesson and as long as there were only minor injuries no one cared.
User avatar #287 to #10 - hydraetis
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And Canada. Generally everywhere run by white people that have been suckered into political correctness.
User avatar #82 to #10 - confusedasian
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I'm kind of curious about Britain. More specifically the chavs you call them, right? Do they really do that seagulling thing? I think that's what they call it. When you masturbate and with your ejaculate in your hand you wipe it on someone's face. That's just a rumor right?
User avatar #359 to #82 - mooproxy
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I've never seen it, though it wouldn't remotely surprise me. And not just by "Chavs" that concept is getting a bit outdated I think
User avatar #142 to #82 - fukkendragonite
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I've never seen that to be honest.

And about the chavs thing, I want to clear something up. People think Britain is 90% chavs- it's not. ********* news outlets like the Daily Mail use the word "chav" as a derogatory term for anyone working class. Basically, if you are aged 12-25 and you live in a slightly more deprived background, the papers will label you a chav. It also comes from people who are afraid of crime and have this irrational fear that there are "chavs everywhere". The word chav means **** all other than a wannabe gangster criminal, and there's not as much of a problem as people seem to think. Admittedly, still a problem though.
User avatar #146 to #142 - confusedasian
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I never thought of it like that. I just thought chavs were like wannabe thugs we have in America.
User avatar #356 to #146 - fukkendragonite
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All our newspapers are designed to spread panic and fear and they only ever seem to write about "Chavs", "Immigrants", "Muslims" or "Scroungers (people on benefits/social security/whatever it's called in America when people don't work and collect government money)"

You know the comedian Reginald D Hunter right? Black American dude from the deep south? He does a lot of comedy shows in the UK and he says that people in America ask if there's any racism in Britain and he says "Nah man, they've evolved beyond racism. They use something called the "class system" to discriminate against each other. It's basically the system that the British use to discriminate against people who look exactly like them... Real clever stuff..."
User avatar #354 to #146 - fukkendragonite
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Real chavs are like the wannabe thugs you get over there (only with a bit more "u wot m8?" in their vocab).

But the reason people believe it's some sort of big problem is because posh twats run our country and they do everything to put down the working classes. I don't particularly come from a poorer background, but money has been tight before in our household and I know what it's like to be branded a chav by some old woman looking down her nose at me because we haven't been able to afford top range clothes and I'm taking the bus because we can't afford a car.
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I know right? Like just after the first ******* guy, something surely must be done. In my experience, bullies who verbally abuse are worse in the way that they so easily get away with it, Ive had more problems with those.    
But getting away with physical bullying is just ridiculous, the evidence is right there. A broken foreheadbone? It feels like if this took place somewhere else than a school, this would be taken more seriously.   
   
Mf the more I read
I know right? Like just after the first ******* guy, something surely must be done. In my experience, bullies who verbally abuse are worse in the way that they so easily get away with it, Ive had more problems with those.
But getting away with physical bullying is just ridiculous, the evidence is right there. A broken foreheadbone? It feels like if this took place somewhere else than a school, this would be taken more seriously.

Mf the more I read
User avatar #35 to #14 - syntheticdoll
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What would happen then if they get reported to the police? It happens in school or not, it's still physical abuse and it looks like most schools doesn't do **** about it.
In the last years of elementary school the boys in my classmade a good harassing target from me because I dresed in black and "goth bitch" was a pretty liught thing I got called, but the teachers only said "well it's your fault, don't dress like that"
#30 to #3 - anon id: 15d05183
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The school system doesn't want to take responsibility of anything.
User avatar #70 to #3 - PanicAttack
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What I was wondering the whole I was reading this, is where the hell was his handler. Clearly he's bad enough to have one, but he's never around.
User avatar #187 to #3 - loopzoop
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Well, where I live tards get off the hook pretty much no matter what.
User avatar #250 to #3 - uptightmonkey
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because this never happened
#338 to #3 - hypotheticals
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If the *tard* part was true then the kid would just get off with the ol' "He's a kid with slow motor skills and this is how he's trying to make friends." ********. It happens quite often sadly If you go to the right towns.
User avatar #39 to #3 - adu
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This story is actually fake as ****, so yeah.
#267 to #39 - anon id: 74eef8ae
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#76 to #39 - anon id: 68ae8fa8
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What? You mean people make things up? That's preposterous.
#125 to #76 - rufflezrgood
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This is the internet. You can't lie on the internet. The internet says so.
#16 - squeejee
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I was so glad when reading the end
I was so glad when reading the end
User avatar #172 to #16 - germed
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I've never been so relieved to hear a 13 year old disabled boy broke his spine in my life.
User avatar #170 - toastandbananas
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i guess tommy rustled jimmy
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ahhhhhhhhhhhh
#114 - tittietwister
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it finally ******* clicked
User avatar #141 to #114 - jfbyers
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midwest=colorado
but how the **** was this kid 4 ft tall in 7th grade and how was he a strong, menacing yard that could like like ******* schwarzenegger if he was 4 feet tall. Likke i was 5'6 in the beginning of 7th grade.
#36 - dedj
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>"zlatan's nose"
Understood that reference.
#78 to #36 - anon id: 68ae8fa8
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I haven't watched football for five years, and that was my first match. I still understood the reference.
User avatar #256 to #36 - chimpaflimp
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(01/03/2014) [-]
I also understood it after I googled it.
#220 to #36 - tenfatcats
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i nose it
#167 to #36 - lewisrobilliard **User deleted account**
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#79 - otroviciado
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(01/02/2014) [-]
like a 10% of my brain is sad for tommy, but the another 90% is just like "IT'S THE UNIVERSE AND KARMA, BITCH"
like a 10% of my brain is sad for tommy, but the another 90% is just like "IT'S THE UNIVERSE AND KARMA, BITCH"
#99 to #79 - anon id: 8c99d5ae
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I'm sad for his parents and everyone having to cope with him
#292 to #79 - andypanda
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no, it's BRITNEY BITCH