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The Real Pokémon Master!

Ing -yarns along and
E t% Ebil with -is eels. Arial
Lull ill new cillit?
like In Wnrx 1: -itl' i me?‘
Permits . ' MM is Still mai ‘I
man osmaniac:
Thai was a pretty easy catch.
Sometimes all you mite do is ask.
Does nsane understand that James is like, the best trainer? He
may not be the strongest, but he ASKS his pokemon ifthey
want to join, seriously he' s nickychan Ash to his pokemon.
The POST man gets bitten, poisoned, chewed sh. strangled, stabbed,
prodded, crushed, blown Lip. and all manner of painful things by his
pokemon, AND HE LOVES THEM ANYWAYS.
James needs his swn show. Ofthen he was a kid m something.
And his amazing gilt with pokemon.
AND HE' S ALSO A CRC) WHO GIVES NO -., HE' S
A DORE. WHO COLLECTS BOTTLE CAPS, IS SMOOTH AS‘
WITH THAT TRADEMARK ROSE, AND IS A GROWN MAN,
THEREFORE INSTANTLY ATTRACTIVE-
James is the real Pokemon master.
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#60 - hakuoftehdance (10/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #2 - halotalim (10/14/2013) [-]
Why James is best trainer.
1. Asks his pokemon to be his
2. Is super patient with his pokemon and loves then unconditionally
3. Master of Disguise
4. We find out about his back story though the Hoenn and Unova series
5. He actually feels for his team mates, sacrificing himself multiple times to let them have a better life
6. He saves up bottlecaps because he knows Fallout is coming
7. That rose
8. He may be naive at times, but he has a heart of gold deep down
User avatar #9 to #2 - stupro (10/14/2013) [-]
Wasn't his backstory before Hoenn? As far as I remember it, he comes from a rich family and had a Growlithe. And for some reason Jesse and Meowth dressed in black and were puppeteering him the whole time.
User avatar #14 to #9 - halotalim (10/14/2013) [-]
We now little before Hoenn, much more during Hoenn, and then He began gushing during the Sinnoh saga. He is well cultured and traveled to say the least.
User avatar #17 to #14 - stupro (10/15/2013) [-]
I see. I stopped watching after Johto League I think.
User avatar #18 to #17 - halotalim (10/15/2013) [-]
they could have ended the show there in the johto lauge. Ash beat Gary, felt great, but they pushed onto the next generation, though I'm not complaining to hard. Gan 3 was best games in my opinion.
User avatar #119 to #18 - stupro (10/15/2013) [-]
Wait, wait. Ash beat Gary? Wasn't that in Orange League championship?
User avatar #120 to #119 - halotalim (10/15/2013) [-]
no the orange island victory was against drake, Ash beat gary in the Johto Championships and lost the next round to a one off character who only appeard one other time in the series as background character.
User avatar #121 to #120 - halotalim (10/15/2013) [-]
Right after the tournament was over Gary reveals he is backing out as a trainer to become a researcher lie his grandfather.
User avatar #125 to #121 - stupro (10/15/2013) [-]
Wasn't there another fight with Pikachu vs Electiwire and Ash lost? (I think its called like that, evolved form of Electabuzz).
User avatar #127 to #125 - halotalim (10/15/2013) [-]
Yeah Elecvire. he lost that one but he wont the battle he had with gary before that battle video is the episode

272 Pokemon - Can't Beat the Heat!
User avatar #128 to #127 - stupro (10/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, I remember it now. Rewatching it now, the whole show seems silly and really childish. As a kid I could watch one episode 10 times. Now I couldn't stand for more than half an episode, even with nostalgia.
User avatar #129 to #128 - halotalim (10/15/2013) [-]
Maybe childish but I still watch it and make fun of it. watching the second movie again this weekend with people.
User avatar #130 to #129 - stupro (10/15/2013) [-]
That's cool. I actually have two friend of my age who rewatched first 50-60 episodes for some odd reason.
User avatar #131 to #130 - halotalim (10/15/2013) [-]
I know the feel. I even watched the first 60 episodes of power rangers in order and I never watched it as a kid.
User avatar #132 to #131 - stupro (10/15/2013) [-]
Hardcore. Few weeks ago, I was bored so I decided to read summary each of all 20 or so seasons of Power Rangers.
User avatar #133 to #132 - halotalim (10/15/2013) [-]
if you have some time to kill, find the video series 'History of Power rangers' on Youtube its funny and informative.
User avatar #134 to #133 - stupro (10/15/2013) [-]
Maybe one day if I'm really really bored.
User avatar #35 to #9 - darkangeloffire (10/15/2013) [-]
they puppeteer him so they could get his money. However, Jessiebelle kind of ****** all that **** up. You know, now that I'm older and I rewatched Holy Matrimony, I noticed that Jessiebelle is a complete sadist with a **** ton of things she can use (such as a whip). I think James should count his ass lucky Jessiebelle wasn't able to capture him for long.
User avatar #3 to #2 - tittylovin (10/14/2013) [-]
Thanks for doing us a service and translating that from Reddit to English.
User avatar #10 to #3 - bgskamikaze ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
thats tumblr you uncultured ****
User avatar #23 to #10 - tittylovin (10/15/2013) [-]
What's the difference?

The fact that I didn't know makes me proud.
#51 to #23 - Fgner (10/15/2013) [-]
My girlfriend browses tumblr and it's whatever your subscribers feel like blowing out their asses.

I browse Reddit and get exactly what I want based on the subreddit I visit:
* /r/programming
* /r/linux
* /r/rust
* /r/ada
* etc.

They often enforce codes of conduct (at least the one's I visit, see the first stickied post on /r/rust), it has a pretty good rating system, and some nice filtering heuristics, too. Funnyjunk is way better for funny, Reddit is way better for pretty much everything else.

Not mad or anything, but you said you didn't know and asked the difference. Living in ignorance is nothing to be proud of, especially when your ignorance is based on wrong information.
User avatar #123 to #51 - tittylovin (10/15/2013) [-]
I don't know, there's a few things not worth learning unless you're a fan already.
NASCAR is the first example that springs to mind.
#124 to #123 - Fgner (10/15/2013) [-]
People would slaughter me if I said I didn't know the difference between Justin Bieber and Queen and I was proud of it.

Just sayin'.

#22 - choochoomofo (10/15/2013) [-]
Imagine is James kept Growlie with him throughout the show and evolved him into Arcanine.
User avatar #30 to #22 - tankerdude (10/15/2013) [-]
well then Giovanni would be broke us **** because James would running Team Rocket
#37 - jewishbastard (10/15/2013) [-]
One of James Greatest Moments
One of James Greatest Moments
#78 to #37 - John Cena (10/15/2013) [-]
What if he wants to protect pikachu from his abusive owner?
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User avatar #48 to #37 - burdenedsoul (10/15/2013) [-]
and one of ash's dumbest
#4 - shinigamizak (10/14/2013) [-]
James has always been my favorite character, he is really funny too
#20 - sketchysketchist (10/15/2013) [-]
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God damn it, now I think James is the 			****		.
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God damn it, now I think James is the **** .
User avatar #89 to #20 - crispyfever (10/15/2013) [-]
Space Brothers! Great roll
#73 to #20 - rihardololz (10/15/2013) [-]
>*roll picture*
>yfw
#29 - trollzorr (10/15/2013) [-]
James is best pokemon character
James is best pokemon character
User avatar #82 to #29 - stanleys (10/15/2013) [-]
He's flamin
#57 - wanicochil (10/15/2013) [-]
Ash has asked pokemon to be with him multiple times
Ash physically stayed on a water wheel to drain pikachu extra electricity from his body, saving his life
Ash saved a Charmander from being killed out in the rain, and even though as a Charmeleon and Charizard, it attacked Ash, Ash still loved him, and even let him go to stay with the other Charizards to train and become more powerful, even though it was heart wrenching for him
He let his Butterfree go to be with it's love

Sorry to say but Ash has done things equal to James, but on more occasions
And even though Ash dream is to become pokemon master, he still loves his pokemon unconditionally even though he loses the leagues (Which is a whole different story of itself, but I won't go into that)
User avatar #69 to #57 - pockyrin (10/15/2013) [-]
It's been years so I could be very very wrong, but I always remembered it as Ash pumping Pikachu full of more electricity than Raichu to beat Raichu with that water pump?
User avatar #86 to #69 - playerdous (10/15/2013) [-]
What? If your talking about Lt. Surge then he used pikachus' speed and agility to beat Raichu since Surge forced evolution on Raichu at a young age thus making Raichu slower and less agile.
#47 - jalthelas (10/15/2013) [-]
Guys, I'm gonna say that word that's censored.   
   
I'm gonna do it!   
   
Okay, here goes nothing.   
   
 			****		, I can't do it.
Guys, I'm gonna say that word that's censored.

I'm gonna do it!

Okay, here goes nothing.

**** , I can't do it.
#66 to #47 - spamqad (10/15/2013) [-]
I don't know from whom that quote was coined, but seeing the Call of Cthulhy Dark Corners of The Earth gave me the feels
I don't know from whom that quote was coined, but seeing the Call of Cthulhy Dark Corners of The Earth gave me the feels
User avatar #106 to #66 - oregmes (10/15/2013) [-]
it was probably cr1tikal
look him up on youtube. especially the N64 ROM thing
#50 to #47 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
here I will do it for you......clemen
User avatar #13 - atrumaliger (10/14/2013) [-]
He's actually seventeen.
User avatar #21 to #13 - hypermetaljacob (10/15/2013) [-]
why was seventeen a censored word?
User avatar #7 - explore (10/14/2013) [-]
Phew, good thing you censored the swear words, I might have had to write a formal letter of complaint otherwise.
#101 to #7 - toensix (10/15/2013) [-]
Probably OP didn't make this(If seen it multiple times both on FJ and other places) so the words were probably censored already.
Probably OP didn't make this(If seen it multiple times both on FJ and other places) so the words were probably censored already.
User avatar #122 to #101 - explore (10/15/2013) [-]
Possibly, but I doubt it, they seem to clean for being re-uploaded.
User avatar #74 - Katzie (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm James from Team Rocket Heehouhouhouhou
User avatar #75 to #74 - Katzie (10/15/2013) [-]
Pokemon-James were doomed
User avatar #77 to #75 - Katzie (10/15/2013) [-]
By far my favourite
Best Counter to Pokemon Attack
User avatar #79 to #77 - Katzie (10/15/2013) [-]
Calamitous crater
James's Best Line
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User avatar #15 - tvfreakuk (10/14/2013) [-]
Usually I would make a comment about "Thank God you censored the naughty words! Who would think of the children!"
But tbh, you'd probably get permabanned or something for it, so I can't really complain about it anymore.
User avatar #32 - redclover ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
>grown man
he's like 17
User avatar #97 to #32 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (10/15/2013) [-]
In Japan everyone becomes a sexy grown up looking type at 14, and never age until 60 if they are a woman, 35 if they are a man.
User avatar #33 to #32 - darkangeloffire (10/15/2013) [-]
So's Jessie.


Yeah, I'd wreck her
#16 - princessren (10/15/2013) [-]
I like this content very much every time I see it   
but...Yamask is one of my least favorite pokemon ever   
it is like...a dead human or something...like...I don't really know if that actually even classifies it as a "pokemon"....it is just kinda creepy
I like this content very much every time I see it
but...Yamask is one of my least favorite pokemon ever
it is like...a dead human or something...like...I don't really know if that actually even classifies it as a "pokemon"....it is just kinda creepy
User avatar #19 to #16 - lordgeneral (10/15/2013) [-]
all ghost pokemon are a dead something or other
#38 to #19 - generalwatergate (10/15/2013) [-]
actually they just look like ghosts. yamask is the only one that's actually a ghost
User avatar #46 to #38 - theavatarspupil (10/15/2013) [-]
Isn't one of them a mummy?
User avatar #34 to #16 - darkangeloffire (10/15/2013) [-]
I believe it's a dead human that carries a mask that resembles its face. It then looks at that face and cries.
#98 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
he collects caps to prepare for fallout
User avatar #94 - thatnerdyguy (10/15/2013) [-]
If James hadn't gotten mixed up with the wrong crowd, no one would see him as a bad guy.
User avatar #62 - Arrrgimmapirate (10/15/2013) [-]
Jesse and James are both 17. They're kids themselves.
#52 - snakefire (10/15/2013) [-]
James is obviously the best pokemon character.

Im proud to have a small reaction folder dedicated to him.
User avatar #43 - justanotherzombie (10/15/2013) [-]
I am rewatching the pokemon seires and when I saw this post I desided to watch my next episode and it was the episode where james gets cacnea
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