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The Queen

A soon to be newlywed peuple invited the
Queen to their wedding as a joke; she
chewed up /
in we " Renee 1 amarinth w more
Can you imagine the con Hen tthought?
C/ u een: f hr going
Queero: f' going f want cake
Chief :
Queen:
Chiefy: restaff:
Queen: f want cake
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User avatar #7 - demandsgayversion (08/13/2014) [-]
If the queen really is that sassy and ********************* , I'd like to meet her some day.
User avatar #17 to #7 - kasperoster (08/13/2014) [-]
There was that dude who kinda broke into the palace to have a chat with the queen, he suceeded, so you can always just break in.
User avatar #18 to #17 - spaceturtlecadet (08/13/2014) [-]
He did it twice, drunk some wine, accidentally smashed a glass ashtray and tripped a few faulty alarms.
User avatar #49 to #18 - deathstare (08/13/2014) [-]
"faulty alarms"
User avatar #19 to #7 - jellybob (08/13/2014) [-]
Just invite her to your wedding
User avatar #76 to #7 - sedativechunk (08/13/2014) [-]
Despite the internet making her look like a nasty old bitch, I'm sure she's not really like that in person. She's human like the rest of us.
User avatar #33 to #7 - keybladewarrior (08/13/2014) [-]
Invite her to your wedding.
#74 to #7 - moltendaniel (08/13/2014) [-]
the queens a nice woman, my friend and I met her once. we were up sandringham estate (one of the royal families homes) in the public area just outside the visitors area and a little old lady was walking across the grass when she fell over. my friend and I saw and ran over to help her up (she got her leg caught in a rabbit hole and twisted her ankle). we carried her halfway to the visitors centre for first aid and to get them to call an ambulance when a couple employees rushed out and helped.

they took her to the back room and called for her to go to A&E. after that was done we walked back to where we were then started to head to the bus stop to head back home when another old lady walked up to us and thanked us for being "very kind young men" and offered to make us both a cup of tea as she had a thermos full of it on her and apparently a kettle and such in her land rover that she had parked on the side of the road. we declined and thanked her and had a chat with her for a while then went off to the bus stop. about a minute later the old lady had gotten into her land rover and drove off.

not a second after her 3 black range rovers with tinted windows came howling out of nowhere following her. we later found out from one of the employees that it was the queen and that she usually visits the centre when she's in the area.
User avatar #13 to #7 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/13/2014) [-]
considering she has no real power but still has to visit and turn up to all sorts of political stuff i can imagine she gets very bored of it. From what i have heard she is very sarcastic and sassy for mostly that reason
User avatar #130 to #13 - csgtsheep (08/17/2014) [-]
She still controls the army. Makes sure to know everything the prime minister is doing each month with a meeting. And has a terrifying pack of bloodthirsty corgis at her disposal. I'd say thats power.
#41 to #7 - ohlookahollybush (08/13/2014) [-]
One time, on a long road trip, she ordered a rest stop for her corgis and thought it would be funny to visit a local shop. When the shopkeeper saw her, she said "you look awfully like the queen". The Queen replied "oh, how very reassuring". True story.
User avatar #21 to #7 - greatgranpapy (08/13/2014) [-]
What would also be funny is if the future King plays a bunch of videogames, and let's say he's playing TF2 or some other mulitplayer. Imagine him ordering his guards to guard him in the game, like a medic being orbited by four soldiers at all times.
#88 to #21 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
I imagine him just getting destroyed by someone and it turns out it's the queen ******* with him and ******** on him in voice chat.
User avatar #90 to #88 - elynichujy (08/13/2014) [-]
"Oh and next time, take out your own dirty tissues instead of making your servants do it"
#92 to #90 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
"Damnit gran, again?"
#28 - hauntzor (08/13/2014) [-]
I think the last time this content was posted, someone in the comments said that the Queen didn't show up specifically for the wedding.  She just happened to be in the church and heard that there was a wedding taking place so she just decided to drop by.  There wasn't really any commitment involved.
I think the last time this content was posted, someone in the comments said that the Queen didn't show up specifically for the wedding. She just happened to be in the church and heard that there was a wedding taking place so she just decided to drop by. There wasn't really any commitment involved.
User avatar #100 to #12 - hattheifbatman (08/13/2014) [-]
It will make your ass bleed
#87 to #12 - krasnogvardiech (08/13/2014) [-]
She has the real one back home.
User avatar #110 to #87 - rhaegarsnow (08/13/2014) [-]
I wouldn't doubt it.
#46 - mankey (08/13/2014) [-]
Queen: Philip, we have a wedding invitation from Daphne.....is she one of ours?

Philip: Probably dear.
User avatar #112 to #46 - specialops (08/13/2014) [-]
goddam he looks like one of em infected from the Last of Us.
User avatar #129 to #112 - csgtsheep (08/17/2014) [-]
Well he is 93. I'm surprised the chaps still as sane as he is.
#45 - ecto (08/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #89 - fuckthehabs (08/13/2014) [-]
I invited Joe Biden to my graduation party. He replied that he couldn't make it, but congratulated me anyways. Pretty sweet.
#39 - saladtongsofdeath (08/13/2014) [-]
if i was the bride, i would be on the fence about the queen coming to my wedding... on one hand i its the ******* queen.... on the other, its my day and no one should be able to upstage me
User avatar #65 - shinote (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm American, but damn I love the queen. I see stuff like this and I find it so hilarious.

Seriously, if I invited the Queen of England as a joke, and she actually showed up, I would probably freak the **** out.

You don't just expect for the Queen to pop in on you like that.
User avatar #114 - skrynox (08/13/2014) [-]
The Queen wouldn't go just because she wanted cake, that's absurd.

She's the goddamn Queen she could snap her fingers and have 50,000 of England's finest cakes at Buckingham Palace instantly.

I would like to think that she cares enough about her people to show up at a wedding when they invite her because she doesn't see them as lowly peasants, but as people worth being with.
User avatar #120 to #114 - icameheretotroll (08/14/2014) [-]
Or she just wants a good reputation
#47 - hazenberdan (08/13/2014) [-]
I imagine the queen says this atleast three times a week.
#63 - meringueluka (08/13/2014) [-]
so, did who else read the queens line in Russel Howards queen voice
User avatar #73 to #63 - FrenzyMan ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
i thought i was the only one XD
#86 to #73 - Jeff C (08/13/2014) [-]
How the **** is your name that blue yet you don't know that xD is the most cancerous thing you could possibly type. Cut the ****
User avatar #103 to #86 - Gandalfthewhite (08/13/2014) [-]
he also watches Russel howard, which is arguable also cancerous
User avatar #125 to #86 - FrenzyMan ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
XD
User avatar #60 - jordanish (08/13/2014) [-]
Most folks don't realise how ******* sarcastic the queen is. Seriously she is literally the most powerful woman in the UK capable of putting the whole UK parliament out of a job and technically controls the armed forces and has lived through so many regime changes and social upheavals that everything bores her. The only things keeping her alive are Early Grey Tea, the fact that Philip would take the throne if she dies she won't let him have it out of spite and because he's a moron so she treats everything like a joke
User avatar #77 to #60 - chrisplushado (08/13/2014) [-]
Phillip is not next in line at all. Prince Charles is to be king when Elizabeth II dies. Phillip is about 500th in line.
User avatar #104 to #77 - Gandalfthewhite (08/13/2014) [-]
i heard that charles was going to abdicate immediately so William can be king, which personally i'm up for since otherwise we'd have a line of elderly monarchs, since by the time charles dies willam will be old and so forth
#95 - anon (08/13/2014) [-]
Security risk?
She's immortal; even if they did harm her, she would probably regenerate and we would realize that she is one of the Doctors incarnations.
User avatar #69 - itotallylold (08/13/2014) [-]
As Stephen Fry said at her sons wedding she stood up on a table and gave a speech, then later on she just exclaims "Is somebody going to give me cake?!"
User avatar #4 - tredbear (08/13/2014) [-]
inb4 hitler picture of him saying "cake cake cake cake cake"
#50 to #4 - chrisel (08/13/2014) [-]
I bring picture.
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#122 to #111 - spanishninja ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
what you did there
i see it.
User avatar #26 - gigzara (08/13/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA Queens reaction during conversation.
User avatar #85 - rossthomson (08/13/2014) [-]
Why is tumblr so ******* stupid.
User avatar #5 - stealingbikes ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Good guy queen?
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