The NSA infiltrates Counter Strike. www.dorkly.com/article/57385/the-nsa-infiltrates-counterstrike. L. NSA 10: 05 AM Messages Just infiltrated a game called Cou
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The NSA infiltrates Counter Strike

L. NSA 10: 05 AM
Messages
Just infiltrated a game
called Counterstrike. It
seems that at least half
the players are active
terrorists!
Greatbow, Johnson.
This could be a
goldmine.
Thanks, Jackson.
This' ll show everyone
that this work is
valuable and not "totally
pointless."
Hold up - new match is
starting and... dear god.
I' been recruited. I' m
on the terrorists' side!
Incredible, just
incredible, Johnson. Go
along with their actions -
you' ll be our sleeper
Learn
everything you can and
report back.
Will do, chief. If
something happens to
me.. tell my wife and
kids I love them.
Uh, you’ re on your
computer at your home,
you can probably tell
them yourself.
GOT A MAJOR
PROBLEM, CHIEF!
What is it, Johnson?
Members of the
opposing team have
begun calling me
homosexual slurs.
is NOT
friendly towards gay
people. Are the
terrorists suspicious?
They are not happy
with me.
Although their main
complaint seems to be
how I keep spinning in
circles and firing wildly
into the air instead of
any questions about my
sexual preferences.
Wait a sec -
SIR, THEY' RE
CALLING ME A
NOOB."
REPEAT: THEY ARE
CALLING ME A
is that some kind of
terrorist slang?!
Either that or a
homophone for Nube,
the Latin name for
Nephera, a figure from
the tale of and
Helle.
Dammit, Johnson, you
need to blend in, not act
like a cloud nymph. Get
a hold of yourself!
Got the controls figured
out. I' m with a squad
moving forward and
OH GOD NO
What happened?!
L.. l killed a member of
the
force. I had no choice -
it would have aroused
too much suspicion to
do otherwise.
Well, you did what you
had to do to maintain
your cover. I' m sure you
were merciful and quick.
I shot him like 8 times
in his dick, then stabbed
him in the face.
Then I teabagged him
a bunch.
this is the price of
freedom. Godspeed,
agent.
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#38 - davidteninch (12/11/2013) [-]
Glorious.
#1 - ianmcgunny (12/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 to #1 - brucekillah (12/11/2013) [-]
**brucekillah rolls 433**
#9 to #8 - ianmcgunny (12/11/2013) [-]
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#16 to #8 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0**
User avatar #39 to #16 - wotterpatch (12/11/2013) [-]
did he roll the number of thumbs he'll get?
#47 to #39 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
Well seems like he didn't!
User avatar #48 to #47 - wotterpatch (12/11/2013) [-]
bastard messed it up
User avatar #45 to #8 - runescapewasgood (12/11/2013) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolls 335** who the **** do you think you are trying to steal my trips?
User avatar #86 to #45 - brettyht (12/12/2013) [-]
just to be fair, you stole his dubs
User avatar #58 to #45 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (12/12/2013) [-]
Your name means so much to me.
User avatar #62 to #58 - runescapewasgood (12/12/2013) [-]
lol yeah
same for me
#10 - sirbrentcoe (12/11/2013) [-]
well, that made my day. thanks.
User avatar #37 to #10 - Alchemyst ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
".....Caaaaaaaarl, that kills people!"
#5 - TheHutchie (12/11/2013) [-]
"A cloud nymph". Why is that so funny?
User avatar #6 to #5 - brucekillah (12/11/2013) [-]
cuz originality
#22 - soldiertwo (12/11/2013) [-]
this is actually pretty funny....
this is actually pretty funny....
#130 to #73 - PadreRasta (12/12/2013) [-]
A friend showed me an app that allows taking pictures of screens, and it had the option to scroll the screen to take bigger screenshots.    
But that content was just made with ad online tool, so that doesn't matter.
A friend showed me an app that allows taking pictures of screens, and it had the option to scroll the screen to take bigger screenshots.
But that content was just made with ad online tool, so that doesn't matter.
#78 to #73 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (12/12/2013) [-]
Ha, the relevance of your image makes it funny for me.
#81 to #80 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (12/12/2013) [-]
#40 - neznanc **User deleted account** (12/11/2013) [-]
#20 - wartroll (12/11/2013) [-]
:')
User avatar #89 to #20 - trojanmannn (12/12/2013) [-]
are there more?
User avatar #41 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (12/11/2013) [-]
They pay for WoW accounts. Tax dollars at work.
#11 - sloot (12/11/2013) [-]
inbound counterstrike elitists
#52 to #11 - urapooper (12/12/2013) [-]
0.o counterstrike elitists??? do they even exist?
User avatar #128 to #52 - newforomador (12/12/2013) [-]
Look at comment #2
#117 - cazabrow (12/12/2013) [-]
HFW killing the counter-terrorist.
User avatar #105 - vodoo (12/12/2013) [-]
lol
+3
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#21 - yentabear (12/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 to #49 - maffi (12/12/2013) [-]
It does not matter if you read posts or not, it is your choice and nobody cares.
#66 to #49 - anon (12/12/2013) [-]
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#76 to #49 - vissova (12/12/2013) [-]
Don't be so lazy.
Don't be so lazy.
#56 to #49 - fizzor (12/12/2013) [-]
I feel like now you're just being desperate.
#53 to #49 - daynox (12/12/2013) [-]
Did you just comment on two posts in a row using Simon Cowell to complain about your inability to read?
User avatar #55 to #53 - bdowns (12/12/2013) [-]
He has complained about reading on every post. He wants a pink username
#125 - skeptical (12/12/2013) [-]
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#118 - payseht (12/12/2013) [-]
"A teenager from Texas could spend the next eight years in prison if a court decides that the sarcastic comment he made during an online argument is enough to convict him of issuing a terroristic threat." Teen Arrested for Sarcastic League of Legends Comment
User avatar #27 - harrypottergirl (12/11/2013) [-]
**harrypottergirl rolled user linxustwo ** teabags
User avatar #28 to #27 - harrypottergirl (12/11/2013) [-]
**harrypottergirl rolled user cptsweatpants ** face while he sleeps naked
User avatar #30 to #29 - harrypottergirl (12/11/2013) [-]
**harrypottergirl rolled user revengeforfreeze ** and you suck the juices from his bunghole
User avatar #32 to #31 - harrypottergirl (12/11/2013) [-]
**harrypottergirl rolled user Grom ** sits by while getting dick blasted by
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User avatar #57 to #33 - bizzareslam ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
I don't even want to know...
User avatar #67 to #29 - smokekusheveryday (12/12/2013) [-]
i request the sauce of this anime
#68 to #67 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
Korean Zombie Desk Car
User avatar #70 to #68 - smokekusheveryday (12/12/2013) [-]
how bout the real name of the anime instead of an awesome car desk
#71 to #70 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
How about googling it first?
User avatar #141 to #71 - smokekusheveryday (12/28/2013) [-]
love the ending music for log horizon a whole lot!
User avatar #142 to #141 - cptsweatpants (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty cute.
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#74 to #72 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
I have my doubts about the legitimacy of your attempt, it comes up as the second link.
#75 to #74 - smokekusheveryday (12/12/2013) [-]
well i honestly didn't try but.... i also serious didn't think it was a real anime....
i retracted my previous comment as i now see it is a anime.....
#77 to #75 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
It's K. We get this at the board every day. And people wonder why we're grumpy....
#79 to #77 - smokekusheveryday (12/12/2013) [-]
And so far the first 10 minutes of the first episode feels very promising
And so far the first 10 minutes of the first episode feels very promising
User avatar #82 to #79 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty decent, though I don't like harems and some of it felt a little too generic.
#84 to #82 - smokekusheveryday (12/12/2013) [-]
ahh but the harem part is what makes it a tad more promising..... not that sword art online was a harem ( and i fell in love with that anime within the first 2 minutes)
#91 to #84 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
Harem's are cheap. All they offer is shallow romance and lots of unnecessary fan service which is their main selling point and nipps know that damn well. What saved Zombie was that it was a comedy, so there wasn't any need to take it too seriously, but it still bothered me. Rather than a harem I prefer no romance at all. Good old one guy one girl is what I like to see.

SAO was very hyped and we expected a lot from it. But it didn't deliver, in fact it sucked balls. The first cour was bad enough, simple, linear storyline, everything was white or black, badass MC with OP skills always winning, pre-pubescent romance... It was like a 12yo wrote it. And then in the second cour they decided it still isn't enough and strapped massive boobs on everything and came up with the worst villain ever. It was weak, very weak I can quite easily compare it to Btoom! though it's still not as bad as Accel World. But I'm not the one they wanted to sell it to. It was sale whoring shonen and the sales sure went through the roof.
User avatar #96 to #91 - stricklandpropane (12/12/2013) [-]
I agree with everything except the part where you say that the harem in Kore wa Zombie Desu ka? was bad.
Sometimes Nippon has good taste. Sometimes.
User avatar #135 to #96 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
Then you should get to know one, otherwise your understanding of the other sex might be in serious danger.
User avatar #136 to #135 - stricklandpropane (12/12/2013) [-]
Getting to know a 14 year old girl could pose a problem considering my age but the girls I do know would probably watch it.
User avatar #137 to #136 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
Good for them. but it's still a seinen.
User avatar #138 to #137 - stricklandpropane (12/12/2013) [-]
Let's just agree that Love Lab was good regardless whether it was seinen or shoujo.
User avatar #139 to #138 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
There's no need to aggree on it. It was a seinen, that's a fact, shazam, ding ding, no discussion neccessary.
#98 to #96 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
Whatever floats your boat. Harems don't float mine. Iz all.  I'm actually a sucker for good shoujo.
Whatever floats your boat. Harems don't float mine. Iz all. I'm actually a sucker for good shoujo.
#101 to #98 - stricklandpropane (12/12/2013) [-]
I think the last good Shoujo I've seen was Love Lab.
I think the last good Shoujo I've seen was Love Lab.
User avatar #106 to #101 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
Shoujo is a demographicaly determined genre that covers all anime aimed at girls between 12 and 17. It can be anything from blood thirsty ****** vampires to to a fujo harem. But as it is aimed at girls it is mainly romance, and when it doesn't happen to be ******** parade or a male harem it can sometimes actually be very very good. Examples are Kaichou wa maid-sama, Lovely Complex.

Love Lab is comedy, Slice of Life, Seinen. It can easily be placed into the unofficial sub-genre of SoL refered to as moe. Which is commonly explained as "Cute girl doing cute things" moe is in 99% of cases written as Seinen, meaning that it is aimed t men aged 18+. It's a healing kind of anime that lets you forget that you're 20, alone, and sitting here at 4 am when you have a test tommorow and before that a course you're almost failing, but you;re too weak to force your lazy unambitious ass to do anything about it. So instead you watch cute girls do cute things. People like me basically. You'd figure that if I know all that I'd do something with myself huh? Well that's just how much of a freaking retard I am.
User avatar #132 to #106 - stricklandpropane (12/12/2013) [-]
Kaichou wa Maid Sama lost my interest around episode 12 but I plan on picking it back up someday.
I didn't think Love Lab was seinen because it feels more like a Shoujo.
User avatar #134 to #132 - stricklandpropane (12/12/2013) [-]
cptsweatpants
Honestly yes, but then again I'm not a teenage girl so...
User avatar #133 to #132 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
Dude, does it honestly feel to you like something a 14yo girl would watch?
User avatar #92 to #91 - smokekusheveryday (12/12/2013) [-]
..... you are far too harsh of a critic
#95 to #92 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
Really? I actually thought I was being as objective as possible with that. I've seen a decent amount of other shows by now, so I look for things "Sunday anime watchers" don't notice or pass as normal. And those are who SAO aimed for and hit perfectly. In the circles of more experinced watchers we all rated it as average or worse.
User avatar #103 to #95 - smokekusheveryday (12/12/2013) [-]
I care little what the "serious" anime watchers would judge as good or bad that being said im always looking for something new and i try it and like it........ if i feel the urge to keep watching it then in my opinion it's decent
some anime i couldn't bear to watch such as Angel tales
King gamer
Comic party
User avatar #107 to #103 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
Wow you sure have a lucky hand with picking your shows. Like I said try following Log Horizon for the next season and try Angel Beats, that one already finished and it's liked a lot in your power level.
User avatar #115 to #107 - smokekusheveryday (12/12/2013) [-]
ill keep it mind thank you
User avatar #108 to #107 - smokekusheveryday (12/12/2013) [-]
Saw angel beat, cried alot
and read the description of log horizon and it looks promising as well but for some reason i didn't dig any of the HACK animes even thought it was about being in virtualy gaming world
not so much of having a luckily hand it's just more about browsing anime44's massive anime list and picking one's name that draws my attention also i've seen a bunch on FJ by asking for sauce
User avatar #110 to #108 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
Also use google search by image and you won't have to keep asking for sauce every time.
User avatar #109 to #108 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
1) Use You need to login to view this link
2) Pick anime you liked, read through userreccs
3) ?????
4) Profit.

But don't trust them too much, they're awfully biased. Opposed to that there's www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/TheMather/4737078/Anime+Recommendation+Thread/ where a bunch of kind people including my lovely self are willing to help you find something to entertain yourself.
#97 to #92 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
I mean Log Horizon has the exact same setting and it's no god tier, but quality wise it completely wipes ass with SAO, and if you compare it to other sworplay anime, such as Rurouni Kenshin for example, it's not even a competition.
User avatar #100 to #97 - smokekusheveryday (12/12/2013) [-]
I liked SAO because it was related to gaming and virtual reality which happens to be one of my many fantasies.. i don't usually like swordplay animes
User avatar #102 to #100 - cptsweatpants (12/12/2013) [-]
Watch Log Horizon. It started airing this season and like I said, so far it wipes ass with SAO.
#69 to #68 - smokekusheveryday (12/12/2013) [-]
You're... you're not messing with me are you?
#43 - itsthatepicperson (12/11/2013) [-]
Godspeed
Godspeed
User avatar #124 to #46 - scowler (12/12/2013) [-]
Funny, but uncool.
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