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The NSA infiltrates Counter Strike

L. NSA 10: 05 AM
Messages
Just infiltrated a game
called Counterstrike. It
seems that at least half
the players are active
terrorists!
Greatbow, Johnson.
This could be a
goldmine.
Thanks, Jackson.
This' ll show everyone
that this work is
valuable and not "totally
pointless."
Hold up - new match is
starting and... dear god.
I' been recruited. I' m
on the terrorists' side!
Incredible, just
incredible, Johnson. Go
along with their actions -
you' ll be our sleeper
Learn
everything you can and
report back.
Will do, chief. If
something happens to
me.. tell my wife and
kids I love them.
Uh, you’ re on your
computer at your home,
you can probably tell
them yourself.
GOT A MAJOR
PROBLEM, CHIEF!
What is it, Johnson?
Members of the
opposing team have
begun calling me
homosexual slurs.
is NOT
friendly towards gay
people. Are the
terrorists ********** ?
They are not happy
with me.
Although their main
complaint seems to be
how I keep spinning in
circles and firing wildly
into the air instead of
any questions about my
sexual preferences.
Wait a sec -
SIR, THEY' RE
CALLING ME A
NOOB."
REPEAT: THEY ARE
CALLING ME A
is that some kind of
terrorist slang?!
Either that or a
homophone for Nube,
the Latin name for
Nephera, a figure from
the tale of and
Helle.
Dammit, Johnson, you
need to blend in, not act
like a cloud nymph. Get
a hold of yourself!
Got the controls figured
out. I' m with a squad
moving forward and
OH GOD NO
What happened?!
L.. l killed a member of
the
force. I had no choice -
it would have aroused
too much ********* to
do otherwise.
Well, you did what you
had to do to maintain
your cover. I' m sure you
were merciful and quick.
I shot him like 8 times
in his dick, then stabbed
him in the face.
Then I teabagged him
a bunch.
this is the price of
freedom. Godspeed,
agent.
...
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#1 - ianmcgunny (12/11/2013) [+] (11 replies)
**ianmcgunny rolled user electraheart **
User avatar #2 - godqueso (12/11/2013) [+] (17 replies)
oh yeah a guy can just pick up counter strike and get a kill. doubtful
#3 to #2 - devout feminist (12/11/2013) [-]
Just stop, Counterstrike isn't a super elite game.
#38 - davidteninch (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Glorious.
#5 - TheHutchie (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"A cloud nymph". Why is that so funny?
#10 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
well, that made my day. thanks.
#17 - devout feminist (12/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**anonymous rolled user snowshark **
#18 to #17 - snowshark (12/11/2013) [-]
You rang?
#22 - soldiertwo ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
this is actually pretty funny....
this is actually pretty funny....
#73 - thequickster (12/12/2013) [+] (9 replies)
+7
#49 - iviagic has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#53 to #49 - daynox (12/12/2013) [-]
Did you just comment on two posts in a row using Simon Cowell to complain about your inability to read?
#40 - neznanc **User deleted account** (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - harrypottergirl (12/11/2013) [+] (47 replies)
**harrypottergirl rolled user linxustwo ** teabags
#20 - wartroll (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
:')
User avatar #41 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (12/11/2013) [-]
They pay for WoW accounts. Tax dollars at work.
#11 - sloot (12/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
inbound counterstrike elitists
#117 - cazabrow ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
HFW killing the counter-terrorist.
User avatar #105 - vodoo (12/12/2013) [-]
lol
+3
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#46 - donaldducksdick (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#43 - itsthatepicperson (12/11/2013) [-]
Godspeed
Godspeed
#21 - yentabear (12/11/2013) [-]
**yentabear rolled user lightingeagle **
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