The Horizon Looks Good

did he drop the pipe bomb?

favorite weapon from duke nukem 3d

that is the best portal expansion pack

portal had expansions ?
I only remember the free co-op one that released like 2 weeks after release

Beautiful

GLORIOUS MIC DROP

A CAD comic that is actually funny?

How long have you been waiting to use that?

Do you speak just using images?

I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!

Take this

Do you wrap tinfoil around your head buddy? Because you sound pretty fucking paranoid.

their bodies are simply just not ready

None can face Reggie.

We both know that.

my body is reggie

I tune in to E3 and watch as much as I can purely for my years dose of Reggie, he never disappoints.

**lfunnymanl rolled image** reggie is great but he is nothing compared to our lord and savior gaben

Nigga, the regginator can beat the shit out of gaben

try me

k

you know they say every kiss begins with k. sooo....

its gonna end with a slap across yo face boi

Nice wrong opinion you got there, friend

Isn't that the joke?

Well, yes... Obviously.

So i don't understand why you stated it?

Shitposting ironically is still shitposting, asshole.

unless it's an MSPaint shitpost, apparently.

pic related

shitposting is better than no posting, anus-tickler

no it isn't.

You say that like those are the only two options.

you could also choose to not read or respond to my comment

promise? ;)

This is honestly as far as I planned, but sure

eeeeee no

P.S.
kill yourself faggot.

I don't a fuck wiiU is fuck as hell

Damn straight

Don't know what you said, but i agree

<- yfw writing that sentence.

you don't a fuck?

You don't a fuck? Wii U is fuck as Hell?
So "a fuck" is a verb and "fuck" is an adjective now.

*cough*

Sorry brother but lets be honest after Wii U gets out MH3, Mario kart, Smash Brothers, Metroid, and Zelda you guys are gonna be in a HUGE drought.

Eh, we'll always have the games no one but Wii U owners find out about. We'll have a bit of "mainstream 3rd party releases", like Watchdogs, and we'll have the many Nintendo exclusive series you didn't even mention.
Let's face it, Xbone and PS4 aren't swimming in good games either, and they have started off pretty much as slowly as the Wii U. We're all in the same boat of lack of games, currently.

You've guys have been out for 2years and have maybe 8 GREAT games, we've been out for 6months and have the same number. No hate to those who have a wii, but nintendo really did a disservice to you guys with their lack of GAMES.

No, the Wii U came out almost exactly a year before the competition, so it's only been out for a year and about 4 months. But what exactly are the great games that are out on Xbone and PS4?

wow I just checked and you're right it came out 11/18/12, I can admit when I'm wrong sir. Dead rising, Titanfall, Infamous second son, Metal Gear, Elder scrolls online, Destiny, Watch Dogs, just to name most. Honestly man the wii doesn't stand a chance this go round, the gimmick has worn off, and Nintendo can't go toe to toe with Xbox and sonys libraries. You got mario, zelda, a half ass pokemon game, metroid, and average games that some love but most just like.

Sorry for the wall of text.

Okay, that's Dead Rising 3 and Titanfall that are currently exclusively out for Xbone, and Infamous: Second Son that's exclusive for PS4. Metal Gear is out for both.
Future game releases out of those are Elder Scrolls Online and Destiny, so then I'll throw in MK8 and Super Smash Bros. to cancel them out.
Watch Dogs is coming to the Wii U as well, so that one doesn't count. If you have the time and feel like it, you can expand the list for all the noteworthy games.

Wii U more than matches that list, as you only mentioned 3 games for Xbone and 2 for PS4.
So, again, unless you can produce 50 % of the Wii U's current top library, you kind of have to admit that we're all in the same boat, games-wise. And please don't just post any old games, and only mention the top seller games. Otherwise, I could just counter with Game & Wario or whatever, and we'd just be listing random ones.

And, you know, you saying that Nintendo's library is bad and outdated is probably what makes you an owner of Xbone or PS4, rather than a Wii U. Meanwhile, I think that the "pop gaming" culture that's shared between Sony, Microsoft and largely PC, is just way too homogenous. Yes, Nintendo has a lot of very old continued series, but at least our series are hugely different from one another. Meanwhile, the games you get are always the same format, with some kind of mix between zombies, stealth, parkour, shooting, mass raiding, crafting, a form of "Eagle Vision" from AC, etc.
This is why I have the opinion that the games out on Nintendo platforms are better and much more diverse.

So, yes, the Wii U has had poor sales and a poor influx of top selling games, AND we've had atrocious backing of 3rd party devs, but your opinions on Nintendo's games are irrelevant, and fact is that the other two consoles are lacking just as much of top selling games as the Wii U was in its first 4 months.

Dude what games did the wii u come out with of note other than pikmin in the first 4months??? Good come backs though. As for the future release, wii u had a year head start, by the time we're 8months into this generation we'll have more than the wii u has NOW. Also watchdogs hasn't been CONFIRMED for the wii u yet, they're keeping options open, but it may or may not happen.

No, Watchdogs is confirmed, and it was only delayed for the Wii U, thanks to Ubisoft needing Nintendo staff to help out in some other areas. At least that's what I heard.

Other than Pikmin, we got ZombiU, Nintendoland, New Super Mario Bros. 2, and Monster Hunter 3. If you care, we also got several 3rd party games like Mass Effect 3, Tekken Tag Tournament 2, Darksiders 2, Batman: Arkham City Armoured Edition, Cod 2, Assassin's Creed 3, 007 Legends, Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge.

so you got five games and some others that we already had for a year or more.
www.polygon.com/2014/4/13/5610848/watch-dogs-wii-u-release-date-fall-2014-ubisoft
www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/watch-dogs-coming-wii-u-fall/#!D1sR3
As for watchdogs, their waiting to see if there's going to be a big enough install base in the wii u to even want waste cash putting it out. It's not even being done by the montreal studio.

Five is more than three and two. It's actually the combined number.
And, not quite--we got Mass Effect about 9 months later, we got Tekken a couple of months after, Darksiders on par with the Japan release for 360/PS3, CoD on par with the normal release, AC 3 on par with the PC release, 007 Legends only a couple of months after, aaand Razor's Edge several months before the competition.
The one you are right about is Batman, but then again, I've heard it was really well intergrated with the Wii U gamepad, and was definitely superior.

And, well, your source just more or less confirmed a Wii U release. As did the one I looked up just now that was published yesterday. You think it matters which studio handles it? Ubisoft's Romanian studio is handling it, and they've done some stuff before that hasn't gotten any complaints, so I couldn't care less.

Also don't you EVER use the word Wii U and Superior in the same sentence again without the word not.

I'll try to better myself, sir.

Dammit stop cheating and using logic to win this argument.

Nintendo are releasing there new console this year , or so rumors have it .

Can't be true, the wii is still new and the 3ds and 2ds are just printing money.

hmmm , well i still have pokemon and monster hunter both of which i can play multiple times without getting bored

System live or die off of people BUYING GAMES, so it's great that you have the ones that you love to play, but that doesn't help Wii U's failing numbers any.

Nice try Bill Gates...

The Doter Knight Rises

welcome back asshole

What?

I am so happy that the people called them on that shit , Sony helped a little

Xbone is far superior to PS4, though both suck. At least Microsoft made an attempt on something new. PS4 is nothing more than PS3 2.0

And the Xbone is just a xbxox 360 1.5 with a shitty camera

just kidding lel

'trying something new'

If I run a cellphone company and I release a phone that doesn't focus on being connected to your friends, family and business and I instead pour all my research and development funds into new ways to integrate a vibrator into it, that's not sensible.

I don't want to watch fucking TV on Xbox, I don't want to have advertisements that are based on kinect data targeted at me, I don't want ads AT ALL on a PAID SERVICE. I don't give a FUCK about your non-functional voice controls, why the hell would I stand there like a fucking idiot yelling at a machine when I can use a controller to do the same thing, just as fast without any errors? I want VIDEO GAMES.

You can't have both be your main focus. Either you spend your time and money on developing new games, partnering with studios and signing deals you you fuck around like an idiot and find a new way to integrate social media onto your console. I don't want to be drip fed the same algorithm based horse shit because I know what I want and it isn't a new way to have Nike laser beam an ad into my brain.

Define superior.

Hey Animal farm saga is an innovative brand new original product that is going to revolutionise gaming and take the world by storm... you just watch

The age of cow clickers is upon us!

Get the controllers that use actual batteries, get a wired controller, stop complaining like a bitch.

I paid money for something that doesn't work. I have a right to complain.

More often than not it's general wear and tear. How often did you play it/swap out the pack?

I never swapped it out, just put it in. I really didn't use it that much, and I'm not rough on my things at all. It was just a case of defective hardware from poor manufacturing. Remember the whole red ring of death thing?

IMO the real bitches are people who let companies walk all over them and don't stand up for themselves.

Jesus christ you're a moron. The Red Ring was fixed within a month after it happened, and more often than not it was caused by the AV cables not being hooked in all the way.

I'll just leave these here:

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_360_technical_problems

It still happened. Moron.

Yes, and they fixed it. Just like they have fixed everything else.

They haven't fixed windows update. I'm still having serious issues with windows 7 and am not paying $50 to get phone support for a defective product.

Then get a different fucking phone, the team working on the Xbox and the Windows phones and Operating Systems are two different divisions of microsoft you fucking idiot.

Also what does the fact that two different teams work on xbox and windows have to do with the fact that they both suck?

Phone support, not support for a phone, you dense motherfucker. It costs $50 to get support over the phone for windows if it's been more than 90 days, which IMO is just terrible. Support should always be free.

The 360 came out in 2005 so it uses technology from 2004 and 2005 so shut up faggot.

What does that have to do with anything?

Outdated tech.

Again, what does outdated tech have to do with anything? The controller I'm talking about was purchased new a month ago.

Dude, the Xbox One literally has none of the problems you're bitching about.

Doesn't matter, they're still a shitty company and I refuse to support them.

Then stop whining. No one cares if you don;t support them.

How about you stop being a cunt?

I never was.

Forgot to mention 'fucking idiot'.

If you haven't had any problems with microsoft then good for you, but don't be a cunt to people that have.

Because calling someone a bitch and a moron for voicing their opinion isn't being a cunt.

They won't be able to win the console war this go around. I still have my 360, but I don't see me going to an xbone. Sony has the more powerful system, better price point, and PS Plus is just slaughtering Games with Gold(Hitman???!!! Are you slowtarded???) People buy consoles to play games period point blank. I have an entertainment system already, it's called a COMPUTER.....

There is no fucking console war, just idiots like you who say there s.

im sorry but no. most of the PS3s sales when it launched were for the blue ray player because it didnt hav enough games. i sold so many to old people with no intention of playing games just because they wanted a blueray player and the games was a side note for their grandkids. i know countless people who own consoles and havent touched a game in months but the console is constantly running. as much as gamers hate to admit it nintendo succeeded in bringing non gamers to consoles. but its not for games

This. I have both PS Plus and Xbox gold, and Plus has FAR better games...Bioshock Infinite, DmC, Dragon's dogma...plus it's easier to navigate to check the free games, and they're available MUCH longer. Xbox is a pain to navigate to the free game and it's only up for a few days.

Haven't got a next gen console yet, but it will be PS4. So done with microsoft.

Are you serious FPS? that's what you want with that technology.
I'd rather have some medieval RPG or some elder scrolls title

there'd be no end of possible games with this tech

I don't understand what you mean? It functions perfectly well whilst playing games. Just because they chose to focus on the other media aspects of the console when they were showing it off (which was a dumb-fuck move on their part) doesn't mean it's not a good gaming console

Never said it wasn't a good gaming console, I just think that they shouldn't have bothered with the other unrelated social aspect of it, there was nothing wrong with it in the first place, not a lot of people cared about it, they just wanted games, and the way they portrayed the xbox as a social media platform rather than a games console has seriously ruined the image of the xbox.

i think sony was saying theirs was a social media platform more than microsoft. they toted the xbox one as the all in ONE entertainment system. i mean the PS4 has a share button on the controler

well yeah fair enough, but from all the videos I've seen, and the articles I've read, they didn't really focus on the video games side of things, It was all about the kinect, and how you could use it with Skype to call and video chat with your friends whilst watching a movie that you rented from netflix that you shared on Facebook all from the comfort of your games console. I wouldn't want to do that on a games console, a thing that's designed to play games.

i think its one of those things where they were focused on marketing the things that would get more people to the console. i dont think they realised it would turn away so many people because they didnt talk about what they knew the thing would be able to do. i mean im really not sure what they could say other than mention games. "it plays games in high definition with a controller and kinect support." ok whats really new to that? thats basicly been every gaming consoles biggest improvement is technology

They could've talked about the new tech inside the console, and how that would improve your gameplay, what the console was capable of, how it compared to the 360, and the new features of the 360 like built in wireless etc etc.

I'll admit it wasn't bad, but what they did talk about certainly didn't work in their favour.

its one of those things that they had a good product and failed on the PR side. im not sure why hes not there anymore but it sounds like a guy who was on his way out and could care less at that point

The new guy is focusing on the gaming side of things.

And that's a good thing, a very good thing.

And he actually has faith in the console! Not like his higher ups or the last guy.

Im just looking forward to the stuff he comes out with now, I have a Windows Phone, and that's getting a massive overhaul in the next few months, so I'm hoping Xbox has a massive overhaul down the line, kinda like when they got rid of the "blades"

Blades?

Way back when, on the 360, instead of the Home hub it has now, It had "blades" before, that swiped across the screen to change from "Games" "Friends" etc etc

Oh yeah, I remember that thing.

Halo 1 already exists on the PC dude. There's even shit on it you can't get on the console version such as a warthog with a rocket launcher turret instead of machine gun.

Thats what I said, Titanfall and Halo 1/2 are on PC. I played Halo Custom Edition for a long ass time, even made a few maps.

Well if they constantly put exclusives from Xbox to PC, what's the point in Xbox existing?

for people without high end PCs to play games?
a console doesn't need good exclusives to be a good console, it just needs to effectively play video games.

I built my "high end" PC for $475 and it runs BF4 better than XB1 and runs Titanfall about the same as XB1 (not to mention in 1440p while XB1 is 720p, could be even better if I had a better monitor) $475 im pretty sure is cheaper then the consoles that came out right now

alright, i should probably go more in-depth in this
for someone who's inexperienced, learning the ins and outs of building your own PC isn't an easy thing to do. it takes a lot of time to learn about the pieces you want, what works best, ect... time some people aren't willing to spend when you can just as easily grab an xbox from the nearest best buy along with a few games and play where the only technical experience you need is putting the round wire in the round hole on your tv.
i'm not saying PC gaming doesn't have its place, i'm just saying consoles have their own niche aswell.

yes, but as i said was it faster than popping right into the nearest gamestop or other electronic store and picking up a console?
no? well there you go, that's why people buy consoles, ease of access.

No, it's not as simple as it being able to play games. Exclusives are a huge reason why people choose one game box over another. Their only plus can't be "we're cheaper" if they want to sell consoles. They need exclusives to drive gamers towards their console.

yes, because without specs the consoles would have to focus menial things like upgrading their hardware and performance, what a travesty.

*without exclusives