The Galactic empire. .. I get to punch Jar-Jar? Sign me up. Twice.
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#16 - andmann (02/19/2014) [+] (30 replies)
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I have some empire posters, if anyone wan't them. I'll post to this comment.
#32 - unnameable (02/19/2014) [-]
I take so much pleasure in the thought that at some time in the star wars universe, this probably happened.
User avatar #37 to #32 - senorfrog (02/19/2014) [-]
The Death of Jar Jar Binks - The Phantom Edit you will love this.
User avatar #157 to #37 - tiredofthis (02/20/2014) [-]
Y'know, I actually liked Jar Jar.

He may have been dumb, and more than a little kooky, but he had good intentions and his heart was in the right place.
He wasn't a desirable warrior, perhaps, with his clumsy, innocent nature. But he was gentle and kind, and stood for the innocent things in the galaxy that need the strong to protect them.
User avatar #2 - rikter (02/19/2014) [-]
I get to punch Jar-Jar? Sign me up. Twice.
#109 to #2 - skumbaner (02/20/2014) [-]
Here is it as a wallpaper.

**** Jar-Jar.
#33 - mutantpanda (02/19/2014) [-]
I don't think an image of a crashed AT-AT would be ideal for promoting the strength of the Empire's military
#40 to #33 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
despite the walker you brought down, all of the rest of it is coming down on you. And endless tide of war machines and dedicated killers. Im convinced.
#55 - jasonthedragon (02/19/2014) [-]
That is great!
That is great!
User avatar #173 to #55 - hammarhead (02/20/2014) [-]
**** thats right on
#1 - commandershit (02/19/2014) [-]
We're talking about Vader here , the strongest Force user that ever lived. He sure as hell can do it alone.
We're talking about Vader here , the strongest Force user that ever lived. He sure as hell can do it alone.
#78 to #1 - bobbysnobby (02/20/2014) [-]
"Strongest Force user that ever lived" C'Baoth stopped a missile dead in the air for minutes walked over it and cut the payload out of it. There is no other pure feat of raw force power than that in the star wars universe. #extendeduniversescrub
User avatar #87 to #78 - commandershit (02/20/2014) [-]
I said strongest not best
Vader lacks the training others had and in general he didn't give much of a **** for lessons
#105 to #87 - bobbysnobby (02/20/2014) [-]
C'baoth was cloned and his clone had identical abilities able to mind control about 40thousand empire clones and micromanage them in their operations on numerous dreadnaught destroyers.

Loop hole dodged.
#124 to #105 - endospore ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Expanded Universe is not canon, both from the mouth of Boy George himself and logically speaking since the new movies will very likely ruin any of the continuity in the EU.

In my opinion, it's rightfully non-canon thanks to all the Mary Sues running about. Half the books are "My Jedi is stronger than yours!"
#132 to #124 - bobbysnobby (02/20/2014) [-]
Also seeing as Lucas worked extensively on the EU I require a first degree citation on him saying it was not cannon.
#161 to #132 - endospore ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_canon#George_Lucas_and_Star_Wars_canon

He pretty specifically states that the EU is a 'parallel universe' to the movies he made. He even says that he's never even read any of the books, so that should give you a pretty good feel for what his opinion is.

And it doesn't really matter what you consider canon. What matters is what the creator considers canon. Of course, this is all fiction so it doesn't really matter as long as you enjoy it. It just gets annoying when people jump in with five different ways their favorite Mary Sue could beat up the actual characters.
User avatar #196 to #161 - mulciber (02/20/2014) [-]
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2014/01/op-ed-disney-takes-a-chainsaw-to-the-star-wars-expanded-universe/

Disney plans on redoing what is and isn't canon (mostly by saying 90% of EU is ******** ).
#130 to #124 - bobbysnobby (02/20/2014) [-]
I say that the prequels aren't cannon because they dont logically sync up with the first 3 movies. Where does that leave us? George Lucas is hardly a good enough writer to trump talents like Timmothy Zahn and seeing as Zahn was licensed by Lucas films its about as cannon as it comes. Removing all but the first 3 films leaves us with Vader being one of the weakest his total force use is summed up by blocking a laser shot from Solo and coking a few guys.
User avatar #82 to #1 - daix ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
I don't know about strongest force user ever. I mean don't get me wrong, D. Viddy was a certified badass (even after being baconified on Mustafar) . But when you take into account earlier sith lords like Darth Bane, Darth Revan, Darth Sion, and a bunch others, he kinda fails in comparison.
User avatar #89 to #82 - commandershit (02/20/2014) [-]
see comment #87 as a reply to your stuff
User avatar #92 to #89 - daix ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
There are still stronger users of the force. I mean take Bane. Held off a parasitical invasion of his body by orbalisks (creatures who feed off the force and cant be cut with lightsabers) just through pure force strength and used them to not fuel his dark side powers even further, made them into badass lightsaber proof armor. All while they constantly ate away ate his at body and still fed off his force power.
User avatar #226 to #92 - beerterror (02/20/2014) [-]
>Krayt
User avatar #97 to #92 - commandershit (02/20/2014) [-]
mate you can argue all you want , it's established canon by mr lucas himself that Vader as "the chosen one" is the strongest force user that will ever exist , even if he sucked in comparison to others. He destroyed the entire Jedi order by himself , a thing other Sith only dreamed about.
I'm talking about Anakin here , aka Vader before he lost half his body.
Cuz the more bodyparts you lose , the less force sensitive you become
User avatar #102 to #97 - daix ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Lucas did say that vader is the chosen one and the most powerful, but he was unable to live up to his power because of his emotions. he was "destined" to be the most powerful, but he never saw that point. it's basically wasted potential. Based on what could have been: yes he was the most powerful. based on actual actions: unfortunately, no. Also, Bane destroyed the entire sith order in one action, and he didn't even do it himself. he manipulated the order into destroying itself and then rebuilt it. it can be said that anakin did that with his "killing" and betraying of the emperor (the emperor did not die from vader dropping him down that shaft) but only bane has completely done it.
User avatar #93 to #92 - daix ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
not only*
User avatar #166 to #1 - smokinbutox (02/20/2014) [-]
Most definitely not the strongest, I think Darth Bane holds that title.
User avatar #211 to #1 - monkeysniper (02/20/2014) [-]
Actually, because of the force unleashed i'd be tempted to say his secret apprentice, who the hell have you seen pull a star destroyer out of the sky on his own
User avatar #202 to #1 - theghostrider ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Grand Master Luke makes Vader his bitch.
#13 to #1 - spleed (02/19/2014) [-]
Not after he was cooked.
After he was cooked, be became a bit weak, being about 1/2 robotic after Mustafar.

Having a robotic body has a role to play in your strength in the Force.
User avatar #15 to #13 - commandershit (02/19/2014) [-]
true , but there is always his son - who is canonically , just as strong as Vader , just less trained
User avatar #134 to #15 - jamesisnotreal (02/20/2014) [-]
actually luke, once he trains himself up truly becomes the chosen one, one of the most powerful jedi that has ever existed, due to the fact that he uses both the light and dark side of the force when need be, and never lets himself become overwhelmed by either of them i.e. He is extremely nice, putting himself before others first, but is not above using anger to help him nor is he afraid of emotions such as love like the jedi were, allowing himself to have a wife and children etc.
User avatar #225 to #134 - beerterror (02/20/2014) [-]
It was said simply that Luke realises the potential Anakin had - which equals roughly 2xEmperor Palpatine from RotS. And that's pretty impressive. Also Judging from feats from the following books, such as punking a Force Entity(sic!) and a very, very powerful Sith Lord in a kind of the Astral Plane.
#48 - azraelthemage (02/19/2014) [-]
And if you are KIA, you will always be remembered.

Does anyone have all of these in wallpaper form?
#34 - maaarknuuuut ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
#46 - syfygeek (02/19/2014) [-]
Found this, Thought it was relevant. its also pretty smooth.
Found this, Thought it was relevant. its also pretty smooth.
User avatar #70 to #46 - theracistpanda (02/20/2014) [-]
Holy **** thank you for reminding me of this.
I ******* loved the original animated series...
User avatar #77 to #70 - theracistpanda (02/20/2014) [-]
Star Wars: Clone Wars (The Original) Part 1
For anyone who remembers this and wants to watch it.
User avatar #75 to #46 - rockerrocksixty (02/20/2014) [-]
except that's a trooper before they were converted to the empire, back when they were still pure and not tainted by the sith.
User avatar #116 to #75 - siksiksikki (02/20/2014) [-]
Considering they were looked after by Dooku in the beginning, based on the galaxies most bad ass bounty hunter, and answer to Chancellor Palpatine from the very beginning of their service- Were they EVER not tainted by the Sith?

All the good things they did were just following orders so that the Jedi would be lulled into a false sense of security BY the Sith.
User avatar #141 to #116 - huntergriff ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Hell a few clones actually defected from the republic/empire during order 66 to go to Mandalore.
#165 to #141 - siksiksikki (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, what can I say? When you're right, you're right. I wish I had the cash to keep up with all the EU material like this so I can make more informative posts. (I was pretty much going just off of what I've seen in the movie)

Even then, though, I'm more of a Old Republic and Galactic Civil War+ fan, but thank you very kindly for correcting me.
User avatar #192 to #165 - acemcgunner (02/20/2014) [-]
clone wars was awesome
User avatar #137 to #116 - huntergriff ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Actually...The clone troopers were always good. They were created by sifo dyas, then once he was murdered, dooku took his place...Infact order 65 would have removed palpatine from office.
User avatar #193 to #137 - acemcgunner (02/20/2014) [-]
I know, right what a dick move...
User avatar #76 to #46 - zomaru (02/20/2014) [-]
It wasn't until after the clone rebellion on Kamino that they started campaigning for human enlistment.
So really a Clone Wars gif is almost not even relevant...
#49 - tatsuichiyo (02/19/2014) [-]
On my way
User avatar #154 to #49 - yowutis (02/20/2014) [-]
Is that anyone in particular?
User avatar #207 to #154 - hermaeousmora (02/20/2014) [-]
Judging from the Mask, it could be Lord Kallig, the Sith Inquisitor from SW:TOR, the MMO.
User avatar #208 to #207 - yowutis (02/20/2014) [-]
Awesome thanks.
#110 - carlosramon (02/20/2014) [-]
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#85 - desacabose ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
>Most advance military
>Picture of military vehicle that's been destroyed by a man with floss
#172 to #85 - schneidend (02/20/2014) [-]
You floss with compounded durasteel fibers?
User avatar #58 - jordoguy (02/19/2014) [-]
A star wars themed zombie survival game would be ******* awesome
User avatar #99 to #58 - nabagala (02/20/2014) [-]
bu the question is, can they literallybite you?
User avatar #133 to #99 - huntergriff ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Ideally yes.
User avatar #66 to #58 - screamlikecb (02/20/2014) [-]
Was literally just thinking the same
User avatar #69 to #66 - jordoguy (02/20/2014) [-]
Just imagine cutting down zombies with a lightsaber
User avatar #72 to #69 - screamlikecb (02/20/2014) [-]
Hordes of Zombie troopers amassing towards you, it would be glorious.
#7 - ibschmitty (02/19/2014) [-]
GLORY
#83 - flightschool (02/20/2014) [-]
battlefront 3 with zombie mode
User avatar #3 - farceofnature (02/19/2014) [-]
It's not so secure when a rebel fires a proton torpedo down the death star's asshole
#136 - glennten (02/20/2014) [-]
MFW selected for clone commando project.
MFW selected for clone commando project.
#119 - fooyaka (02/20/2014) [-]
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#138 to #119 - kcits (02/20/2014) [-]
Might be sad that I remember this, but that .gif of the Death Star exploding is from the original 1977 release.  They added a ring for the 1997 "special edition"/re-release in theaters.  It would've been as simple as a Google search, but I haven't seen that 			****		 in years.  Thumb for the good memories.
Might be sad that I remember this, but that .gif of the Death Star exploding is from the original 1977 release. They added a ring for the 1997 "special edition"/re-release in theaters. It would've been as simple as a Google search, but I haven't seen that **** in years. Thumb for the good memories.
#52 - zbrlzisthebomb (02/19/2014) [-]
Stormtrooper's accuracy
Stormtrooper's accuracy
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