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#125 to #12 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 58**

i got this.
#65 to #12 - xehanortscrack (11/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, what is actually poking him?
#23 to #12 - ramanx (11/09/2013) [-]
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#10 - Maadmann (11/09/2013) [-]
>relevant
#142 to #10 - linktheherooftime (11/09/2013) [-]
I never understood why people censor out names on Tumblr.
#117 to #10 - gumbolicious (11/09/2013) [-]
DADCON 2013
#129 to #117 - gerfox (11/09/2013) [-]
Never forget
#119 - pankikilord ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
My dad's in a band. Joined recently.

They asked him to send a pic of him holding his bass. They said it doesn't matter what he looks like long as he's holding the bass in the pic.

...So he sends them a pic of him totally nude, but still holding his bass.
User avatar #121 to #119 - elscrocho (11/09/2013) [-]
Pics or didn't happen!
#123 to #121 - pankikilord ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
It's a pic of my dad

NUDE

You think I wanted to save that **** ?

Nah nig, I got that **** framed and hung up on my wall at home

THIS IS NOT SARCASM AT ALL
#130 to #119 - zzzanzitron ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - puut (11/09/2013) [-]
We need a compilation of puns.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Well he's alright now.
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#22 to #17 - ramanx (11/09/2013) [-]
so the doctor said he was gonna be 'all right'.
User avatar #35 to #22 - fuzzyballs (11/09/2013) [-]
do you know what that blue thing is? it's a spoiler, mouse over it next time
#42 to #35 - ramanx (11/09/2013) [-]
i am an ass
User avatar #48 to #42 - fuzzyballs (11/09/2013) [-]
eh
it happens
User avatar #43 to #17 - DekuNut (11/09/2013) [-]
Jean: MARCOO..NOOO!!
#59 - pappathethird (11/09/2013) [-]
Dad jokes can be hilarious

y<ou might wanna enlarge
User avatar #69 to #59 - twi (11/09/2013) [-]
have you ever laughed so hard you turned Canadian
#2 - mudkipfucker (11/08/2013) [-]
** ************ rolled user cloymax **
#4 to #2 - djrainbowdash ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
Bravo.
User avatar #6 to #4 - lorddarkskull (11/09/2013) [-]
he rolled a person, not an image
#98 to #2 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
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#3 to #2 - cloymax (11/08/2013) [-]
****		 yeah.
**** yeah.
#37 to #3 - europe (11/09/2013) [-]
Not surprising
User avatar #50 to #37 - cloymax (11/09/2013) [-]
why'd this get so much attention so many hours later?
#57 to #50 - europe (11/09/2013) [-]
Because Europe?
User avatar #66 to #3 - rokkarokkaali (11/09/2013) [-]
Her arm clips through her fingers.
#85 - Byte (11/09/2013) [-]
Does this mean I have a kid somewhere?
User avatar #102 to #85 - Kingsteveooo (11/09/2013) [-]
Are you black?
#64 - munyman (11/09/2013) [-]
"Dad, I'm thirsty"

"Hello thursday, I'm friday!"

hue
#93 to #64 - gersonalvat (11/09/2013) [-]
"Dad, I'm hungry"

"Hello hungry, I'm dad"

mine actually did this to me, a lot of times
#15 - SILENCEnight (11/09/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at my halloween candy ** Im 19 and i find that funny.
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at my halloween candy ** Im 19 and i find that funny.
User avatar #27 to #15 - redstonealchemist (11/09/2013) [-]
i'm 19 and a virgin and i find it funny
#92 - Funnymick (11/09/2013) [-]
Cooked this up.
#116 - grimmwaters ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 - redstonealchemist (11/09/2013) [-]
that was an amazing joke
User avatar #134 - ninjaspartan (11/09/2013) [-]
Me: "Dad, I'm hungry and thirsty."

Dad: "Honey, your son is having an identity crisis again."

Mom: "Tell him he's just bored."

Dad: "Son, Hungry and Thirsty don't exist, they're in your head. You are Bored."

Me: "Dad, my name is Micheal."

Dad: "Honey, there's another one."

Me: "Dad!"

Dad: "Don't argue with your father. Go to your room, Bored."
#138 - HarvietheDinkle (11/09/2013) [-]
That's funny to anyone
#87 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
guys...i think i might be a dad
probably should call the ex and see if shes keeping something from me
User avatar #1 - shitdickinator (11/08/2013) [-]
** ************** rolled user GodzillaFTW ** <- is going to be a father are you prepared?

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst
#147 - iliketires (11/09/2013) [-]
God I love ANY kind of dad post.
God I love ANY kind of dad post.
#54 - NinjaZombie ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
All the puns are funny too me. Looks like I'm getting to that age.
User avatar #107 - malacyman (11/09/2013) [-]
I do this now, am I a dad?


User avatar #109 to #107 - yunnie (11/09/2013) [-]
if you're a ****** then no
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