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gay marriage ..._ yes or no .. why or why not
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Marie Nu, because the bible says not to. Leviticus
35: 13 .. " a man lies with a man as one lies with it woman,
both of them have done what is detestable. They must be
pat to death: their blood will be on their own heads.‘
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William Yes. And as for the bible, you have to look at
the context and the meaning behind the words. Leviticus
was all about putting things Into categories and different
categories did not mix, So technically you break God' s law if
you wear clothes that are a blend of two different fibers.
Divorce is also condemned in Leviticus but we don' t forbid
people to divorce. Also, you should be condemned if you
touch a woman in any way within 7 days of her period. What
Leviticus actually meant in “man shall not he with man as he
does with a woman" means a man should not treat a fellow
man as his interior as he would a woman. because treating a
man as a woman was wrong. Back then, every woman
belonged to some mam either her father or her husband.
Having sea after the wedding to consummate the marriage
was the man officially claiming ownership of his new woman.
If you have sex with a virgin woman, then you had damaged
another man' s property. So in essence, Leviticus was
property law, and your argument is invalid. Nowadays the
Bible is used selectively " a weapon, so unless you want to
kill all unmarried. women. divorcee; and
people who wear mixed fabrics. you can stop preaching.
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#2 - odinshomeboy ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I really want to see her response...
I really want to see her response...
#17 - sirbrentcoe (03/05/2014) [-]
my dad's gay, he's been with the same dude for close to 20 years. I myself am a married 26 year old with 3 kids. having gay parents has done nothing for me other than make me more understanding and accepting of people for anything. not liking someone for being gay, or trans-gender, or black, or muslim is like hating someone for eating donuts while you're on a diet. the world needs to just live and let love. just my opinion though.
my dad's gay, he's been with the same dude for close to 20 years. I myself am a married 26 year old with 3 kids. having gay parents has done nothing for me other than make me more understanding and accepting of people for anything. not liking someone for being gay, or trans-gender, or black, or muslim is like hating someone for eating donuts while you're on a diet. the world needs to just live and let love. just my opinion though.
#20 - justmedude (03/05/2014) [-]
Stupid thing makes me smile every time.
#13 - Womens Study Major (03/05/2014) [-]
Romans 1:26–27
Corinthians 6:9-10

New Testament.
User avatar #7 - assrocket (03/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If all women belonged to a man, what happened to women who had no male relatives or husbands? I assume they becamse prostitutes or something, yeah?
User avatar #8 to #7 - moshimoshi (03/05/2014) [-]
I'm not at all sure, but I believe it was the duty of the nearest rabbi to speak for her, if she was a virgin girl. There was also rules that a part of the tithe should go towards feeding orphans and widows. But prostitution or slavery was a possibiliy, yes.
User avatar #6 - vigdos ONLINE (03/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
That's the only thing the bible mentions condemning gay people. It was a part of the la of moses, which was abolished when jesus rose to heaven.
User avatar #18 to #6 - commontroll (03/05/2014) [-]
Except it talks about it in Romans and Corinthians. Sorry bud, but you're misinformed.
#19 - matexius ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
I'd just like to take a moment and actually thank the homosexual men and women.

The dudes: Thank you guys for leaving more women for the rest of us...

And now the gals: Thank you women for gosh, this is gonna sound slightly wierd... sleeping with other women so us socially awkward forever-alone guys have something to fap to....It really means a lot...
User avatar #16 - topheavymonkeyy (03/05/2014) [-]
Being gay and get hate sometimes, I need this guy to follow me around and dispute **** for me and I'd love him forever
User avatar #15 - daftiduck (03/05/2014) [-]
Gay marriage - Yes, because where you choose to put your dick is your business and I don't see why other people should care..
User avatar #14 - joaomartins (03/05/2014) [-]
Gay Marige - Yes , No , Don't give a **** I don't care
#11 - Womens Study Major (03/05/2014) [-]
If you look towards the Bible, you're a complete ******* retard for believing everything it says. aka being an all out american.
User avatar #3 - tyrson (03/04/2014) [-]
Trilby wearing faggots; gotta' love 'em.
Seriously though, he makes some good points.
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